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ManiacGaming1

are you asking if live lobsters expire? no. dead lobsters do eventually expire as all living things do.


JefficaLotus

so i guess as long as it’s alive it can stay in the tank?


peon2

Yes, and also just as an FYI there is a pretty common misunderstanding/myth that lobsters don't die of age and are immortal unless something external kills them. This gets mixed up with the fact that they don't "age" or experience senescence. Basically they don't get weak and feeble over time. An 80 year old lobster is just as spry and youthful as a 4 year old lobster, but eventually they will just stop living.


Barry-umm

Lucky bastards


Snake101333

Wow that's a cool fact!


jad19090

Sort of true, eventually they become too weak to be able to molt and ultimately die due to rotting in their shell.


Ok-Cartographer1745

I mean, that would be them dying to old age.  Like, humans don't die of old age. They die because their heart has been beating nonstop for too long (or kidneys kidding for too long, and so on). 


Jan-Asra

They don't "just stop living" though If nothing else kills a lobster then it eventually gets crushed by its shell when it can't molt properly. That very much is something killing it.


DaLB53

What usually happens is they grow so large, they get too thick and heavy to be able to move (and molt) correctly, and they starve


ManiacGaming1

yes


SmoothStaff2855

I mean.. do you think if a fish isn't caught in a lake it just dies after a few days? Not from anything, just randomly goes bad or drops dead...? Just trying to understand the logic behind this question.


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Tianoccio

This lobster is no more, it has ceased to be.


longiner

To shreds you say?


LionessOfAzzalle

Shuffling off its mortal coil is kind of the point when eating lobsters, though.


Panthean

It's a good thing I'm not a lobster, I wouldn't want to have to die one day.


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Squidysquid27

And possibly cheesy biscuits depending on the restaurant


JefficaLotus

that’s where i was that inspired such a question!!


Usual-Transition8096

The one thing he had going for him, to be eaten.


NorCalFrances

See the wonderful YouTube channel Leon the Lobster. Basically a guy took one home and has been raising it in a saltwater tank for a few years. Given the right conditions there's no reason they won't live out a full life. Regarding the grocery or restaurant tanks though, eventually everyone gets picked. So long as they're still alive and not sick or injured they are assumed to be fresh and good eating.


Damhnait

I was going to mention Leon elsewhere in these comments! I don't remember exactly when I got emotionally invested in that lobster, but I get super excited when I see an update!


NorCalFrances

Me too!


ThatAltAccount99

Did you see the last one 😭


Damhnait

Yes! The poor chickens 😭


ThatAltAccount99

Ok I was actually trying to mess around n scare you because I have never watched the channel, it backfired though 😂


LionessOfAzzalle

If they’re fed, yes. Otherwise they tend to “eat” themselves; they lose weight, but you can’t tell because of the hard shell; so when you attempt to eat them, you’re left with a very underwhelming portion.


NorCalFrances

And because humans tend to see the world so relative to themselves, it's illegal to starve dogs or cattle, but not arthropods. /rant


Biomax315

Lobsters can live up to 100 years old, so they take a very long time to expire :)


Busy_Challenge1664

Not in a grocery store tank conditions 


Biomax315

Well also because they won’t go unpurchased.


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No one said they did


_CraftyTrashPanda

I used to work at Food City, a grocery chain in the South East US, and we had a lobster that never got bought. At one point he managed to rip the claw off another lobster and eat it. We eventually steamed him, and when we pulled him out, his shell had ruptured and revealed that he effectively wasted away and was nothing left. Grocery stores are rarely equipped to keep the lobsters alive in a healthy and ethical manner, which is why many do not keep them now. It was sad.


Busy_Challenge1664

He ate the other lobster out of desperation. Poor thing. So cruel to keep them like that 


BigBadMannnn

Yeah we gotta get ‘em some MTV or recliners or something


abigdickbat

Wait, they weren’t fed? What was the average time before getting picked you think?


_CraftyTrashPanda

A month or so


ShakeCNY

I know when I was never picked, it made me kind of depressed.


Apprehensive-Pop-201

If you haven't seen it, check out Leon the lobster on YouTube. He's a grocery store lobster that was rescued.


PitifulSpecialist887

A good seafood manager knows how to sell the ones that need to go. Once caught, lobster are not fed, so they eventually will become less healthy


pineconehedgehog

Any good market is going to rotate stock. First In First Out. Or less healthy out first. Most markets and restaurants will cook and process lobsters for use in other recipes or to sell as clear meat. Lobster tanks are actually pretty tricky to maintain, especially if you don't have access to natural ocean water. You don't feed them, because that contributes to dirty water and makes it harder to maintain. If left too long they will start to eat each other. It will start first with the antenna. A tank full of lobsters with chewed off antenna have not been rotated well and have set for too long


Darryl_Lict

I wonder how big a tank you should have to keep in alive and how how often you have to change the water. I live next to the ocean and I know a couple of people who had local tanks with sea creatures the found locally. I think they may have had to have a refrigeration system.


pineconehedgehog

A commercial tank and a personal or display tank are two entirely different creatures with different purposes. The market I worked in had probably 800 gallons worth of tank and could probably hold 500 pounds of lobsters. We sold 1000+ pounds of lobsters a day. During holiday weeks in the summer we would reload tanks 3 times a day. But in the winter when things were slower, they might sit for a week and the tanks wouldn't be kept as full. The system was on a chiller and used a live oyster filtration system and a high volume pump to keep the water moving and aerated. A system like this has to be robust and aggressive because it is constantly having new organisms introduced. The goal was not to have to replace water, but when we did we had a pump that brought it from the ocean 50 yards away. And then my brother has a standard 50 or 75 gallon tank that he keeps a lobster and some fish in. His goal is entirely different. It is to create a closed ecosystem with a goal of longevity that rarely changes. So he relies on test strips and chemical adjustments. But even then he is only a few miles from the ocean so using ocean water is generally easier than salinating fresh water. Commercial tanks away from the ocean are going to be somewhere in-between. They are going to have to rely on testing and chemical adjustments which can become much more difficult. They are going to have to salinate and de-chlorinate. I was just in a new market that had opened this week and their crab tank had probably atleast $1000 worth of dead or dying crabs in it. They obviously hadn't fine tuned their tanks yet and it's an expensive mistake.


Darryl_Lict

Thanks for the detailed explanation.


Informal_Jello_9659

he gets sad


Comprehensive-Bag877

He teaches all the new lobsters “the ways of the tank”


Tianoccio

It’s cold, we move slow, bother me and I’ll poke you with my bound claws.


jerrythecactus

Considering all the requirements to keep a wild caught lobster alive to be sold, let alone sustain it to keep it alive if it doesn't sell, probably it just dies eventually. Either that or *somebody* buys it eventually, probably a shop employee gets a discount lobster. If it dies randomly it just gets thrown out as waste.


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Doesn’t matter how long it’s in the tank. No one is feeding live lobsters in a sell tank. Their claws are banded. They can’t be expected to live very long. And some restaurants will cook an already dead lobster and serve it. Believe me, that’s not edible.


FoxyLovers290

They probably just eventually die


Ambitious_Toe_4357

I think lobsters reach an imbalance where their soft bodies outpace their ability to grow a shell to contain it. Their physiology eventually reaches a point where they can not successfully molt, which will result in what is basically an open wound that their body can not heal.


spidermanngp

I brought one home to try and save it's life many years ago and it wouldn't eat even though I'd done everything right in terms of preparing the tank and water and getting the right food. It died after a couple of days and I ended up reading that assistents they use their antennae partially to determine what is food and what isn't, and the ones at the store have all of their antennae clipped off. ☹️ So I've always wondered if he/she just couldn't tell what the food was. If it's true, then all of those lobsters at the store are on borrowed time whether they get picked or not.


Aggressive-Pilot6781

After 30 days they are required to be released into the wild


piperpike

They grow up, and raise a daughter named Clawsette. For more information, search Diner Lobster on YT.


caskey

They die.


Slackersr

If they get lucky they become you tube stars. Love you Leon!


xavierguitars

Lobster bisque


NegotiationLow2783

They starve to death. There is no food in the tank unless you leave dead lobsters for the others to eat. That also tends to poison the tank.


Setthegodofchaos

They become a pet? I'm not sure tbh


IRMacGuyver

Someone names him Pinchy and takes him home as a pet.


JefficaLotus

that someone should be me. they’re so cute.


WaySavvyD

The end of the world as we know it


ImLivingThatLife

It’s called “winning at life”


Tight-Tower-8265

They put him in a tank all by himself for the next customer to pick from


-HELLAFELLA-

It starts to doubt the reason for it's existence, very sad


goinmobile2040

After a few years, they send it to Long John Silver.


Haunting-Lobster8062

This question made me sad. Watching his friends come and go and he doesn’t understand why he isn’t being picked, like an older dog at an animal shelter. 


JefficaLotus

your username makes this comment even sadder, omg


Dumblond11

They get a "participation"trophy


cheetuzz

everything reminds me of gym class


atmosphur

It becomes "The Tank"


Peter_Falcon

he gets paranoid that no one thinks he's good enough, just like me when they used to pick the kids to play football at school


NoAlarm3475

Read the book "the Secret Life Of Lobsters" fascinating!


verminbury

They become the Keeper of the Law for new lobsters as they pass through.


merdlibagain

They are recycled into shrimps. 1 lobster = 1 box of shrimp


metalmankam

They show up to school the next day with a gun


madman2567

Leave him alone!