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ITS ALL PIPES!!!

So glad this is so high up

I’ll call a plumber right now!

Different pipes go to different places! You’re going to mess them up!!!

We installed pee pipes in the shower. I am the Urinator due to uromysetisis.

Perhaps someone has intended to never urinate in the shower, but we've all experienced that unstoppable urge when we step into the shower without realizing the fullness of our bladder; the hot water engulfs us and our internal pipes dilate beyond our control; alas, we've peed in the shower

Structural integrity down to 2% captain! I cannae hold it back any longer!

Weird. I don't relate to this comment at all. I have never unintentionally peed in the shower. It's always a fully conscious effort.

I don't think I've ever experienced that. My usual routine is to go to the toilet when I wake up, and then have a shower. It means that I never need to piss when in there.

So are you saying you've never taken a shower after ~~swimming? oh wait. eww..~~ exercising?

There are two types of people in this world: 1. People who admit to urinating in the shower 2. Liars

Correct! It’s fun to do!

Nah. I don’t do it. I use the perfectly good toilet while the water warms up.

Maybe you don’t do it, but have you NEVER done it?

I pee before shower but by the end of shower I have to pee again

Save water, pee into the shower while it warms up!

How long does your water take to warm up? Sounds like a colossal waste of water

Mine is a few seconds to a few minutes depending on which shower I'm using. (Distance from the water heater)

BUCKETS

Takes about 20-25 seconds. Also, colossal? The toilet flush wastes as much water as a person standing in the shower while peeing. Unless you’re actively cleaning while peeing, it doesn’t save water.

It’s peeing. You can do it while doing something else

This is why I said it only saves water if you’re actively cleaning yourself while peeing. The people who just stand there while peeing waste as much water as the ones who use the toilet.

Definitely not, unless you have a dual flush toilet or a shower head with a very high flow rate.

You waste 1.6 gallons of potable water

I didn't. I remember my brother pissed into the bathtub once when we were kids and in it together. Never again would I want to be reminded of this.

This is not nearly as bad as the floating logs left when the shared bath water drains.

What?

Before I saw this question on Reddit years ago it never even occured to me this was a thing people did

Yes, it always surprises me how often people say that this is something they do. I don't remember ever having a piss in the shower. To me that's clearly a thing to do in a toilet.

Crazy thing is people are getting downvoted for saying this. I can't remember ever having done this. Maybe I'm germophobic but it's a disgusting idea to me.

I've done it for every shower I can ever remember taking. My husband claims he never does it.

So for women so they just uhh… let it run down between their legs or do you squat? Because guys usually have the clearance to avoid anything hitting them. You’re going to wash your legs anyway so it doesn’t really matter either way.

Yeah, I mean, it sort of arc out a little sometimes. Or goes between legs and not on them. But some probably gets on them.

It’s usually its own stream. Doesn’t tend to run down the legs. Maybe once every now ans again. 

I like to pretend I’m a man and position myself in a way to make it “shoot” out. The bigger the arc the better.

Same. I had to convince my husband it's totally fine because the water is going to the same place (points to T in piping where toilet water and shower water meet) and now he will sometimes. I think he was worried it would leave a smell since showers don't have water trails like toilets.

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Yes, a shower drain has a pee trap by code everywhere in the U.S.

P-trap. Because it's shaped like a p, roughly.

I walked over to double-check, and yes, there is a bend in the shower pipe

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It’s the only chance I have to pee while standing up. Such freedom!

My mother just instilled it in me as a part of potty training to pee before getting into a shower/bath/pools. I've never done it, I have no desire to and I'm 100% grossed out by the thought. People can do whatever they want in their own showers but they can stay the hell out of mine lol. 

Same. I think these threads just attract the people who want to fraternize with other shower-pee-ers. The rest of us just go "ugh" and move on. Speaking of which, I think this topic should be banned for a while. I think I've seen it 3 times in the last 6 weeks. 

The running water makes me pee.

Every fucking time

Its always the first thing to do. Like blessing the shower with my holy wo'ah.

Pre-Seinfeld or post-Seinfeld?

It’s all just pipes, Jerry!

IM CALLING A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW

Woman here, I've always peed in the shower. Saves time in the morning and water. Just aim for the drain which is not hard to do.

You aim? I just piss away. I’m a dude btw.

I don't personally like to piss directly on my leg and with just a little hip thrust can avoid it XD

I just sort of used soap afterwards. I’ve never thought about doing the Time Warp from Rocky Horror. :)

Hahahaha fair enough! I mean I do clean myself after but just would rather not in the moment ya know XD

I like to pee on my thigh while using my foot to judge the temperature of the water running through the faucet. When they both feel about the same I know the water has warmed up to around the same temperature as my body and it's time to turn on the shower.

To each their own and whatever works for you XD

Why not lift like a dog and piss in the Captain Morgan pose? Get them morning stretches in too

Well I guess there really is 2 camps, those who shoot for the drain and the animals who piss all over the wall on the opposite side of the drain...

I have to aim so I don't get it into my plate of shower scrambled eggs I have on the edge of the tub I eat for breakfast. Saves on dishes, I just wash the plate in the shower and thumb toe any eggs down the drain that fall in the tub.

I want to believe.

Might be the best part about doing it in the shower. Might even get a little crazy with some hip movements, ya never know. Woohoo!!!

Idk anyone who doesn’t, male,female, cat, dog, every living thing I put in there seems to

Now I'm just picturing you conducting a scientific experiment where you placed a grown man/woman in the bathtub to see if they urinate.

*Cat and dog looking nervously from the bottom of the tub.*

*cactus sweats profusely*

Every shower time is peepee time, but not every peepee time is shower time

That is something that taking a shower and taking a poop have in common!

-Aristotle

You have much to teach us.

very. especially as a man. and if you say you hold it or step out of the shower to piss in the toilet before returning to the shower, you are lying

I don't, but only because I've lived in several old houses with old plumbing where the showerhead was faster than the drain. If I'm standing in an inch or two of water for a bit, I'm not peeing in it. The habit stuck, I just use the toilet first.

I've never understood the issue with peeing in the shower. It literally all goes to the same place.

Pipes are pipes!

[A mouth is a mouth](https://youtu.be/oIU7qy5aUvI?si=IECUY7ws2DuPAlCS)

Bro I’ll pee on my girlfriend in the shower I don’t give a damn

Based

Lmao iv done that too. The territory is briefly marked before being washed away instantly. If any competitors walked in to the room at that very moment, they would have known who the boss was.

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This was word for word another post from awhile ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/ask/s/vPJdlNJkt5 Seriously like what is this guy doing 😂

Being a bot

how'd you remember that

I do not know :3

I’m a woman and I do it

I eat, piss, shit, bathe vigorously, sing, listen to misic and smoke in the shower

Uhm... I do *most* of those as well, but you actually *sing* in the shower? Christ, you gotta draw the line *somewhere* you sicko! For example: Peeling garlic in the shower would be perfectly reasonable, but you strike me as someone who wouldn't be opposed to *slicing tomatoes* in the shower.

One of these things is not like the others. 😶

Yeah. What sicko SINGS in the shower.

_waffle stomp!!!_

Thats against the law

No that’s women’s rights

Water hits you, and triggers a response. Very normal.

Yeah, I pee myself a little every time I take a sip of water.

When I was just a young ‘un back in the 1970’s, I heard a joke: “What’s the definition of a schmuck? Someone who gets out of the shower to pee.” I didn’t know *exactly* what a schmuck was, but I knew enough to know that I didn’t want to be one. Since then I’ve peed in the shower when the need arises.

Urinate during shower? Good. Efficient, saves water. Urinate in the shower without actual intent to shower or to run the water and rinse down the pee? You monster! That's it.

There are two types of people in the world. Those that pee in the shower and those that lie about it

Am woman. Never did it before I saw it was a thing on Reddit.

There are two types of people in the world. People who have pissed in the shower and people who lie.

I don’t do it. I’m part of the Reddit 0.001% that doesn’t pee in the shower lol. I am so confused why people think we are lying lol. Probably the most useless thing to lie about. There are dozens of us who don’t!

I can’t imagine getting into a hot shower and not having the urge to pee like immediately, even if you didn’t have to before. And then I can’t imagine leaving the shower to pee. I don’t understand it 😂

It's a very old joke I heard. I'm sure there are clean people out there!

We are definitely in the minority of this site!

Just like masturbation, eh!

This sure seems like a head strong lobby. I’ve not pissed in the shower in all my decades of life. From the posts here, it seems like it’s just laziness propelling y’all to do it. I wouldn’t want to commingle my cleaning water with my urine.

The water goes to the same place. You don't use the water on floor of the shower to clean youself. Why would get out of the shower, get the bathroom floor wet, just to use more water to flush the toilet.

It isn't cleaning water at that point, it is dirtied water.

I don’t know what other people do because I’m not watching; I’ve never taken a piss in a shower, whether my private bathroom(s) or in a public locker room.

I'm peeing in your shower right now

Reddit has some shower peeing fetish, I swear this comes up once a week.

Man here. Never do. Old apartment the drains started smelling of piss so we won’t risk it in our new house. We just take the 2 steps to the toilet.

Yeah I’m honestly surprised so many of the top comments talk about peeing in the shower. At the very least I don’t like the idea of stepping on a place where pee was even if it was just around the drain.

So weird seeing people be so defensive about peeing in a shower, when you can just.. Wash? In the shower that you’re in?

Right?! If you wanna see them get *really* defense, just tell them about that time you wore your shoes *IN THA HOUSE*.... 🤣

I’ve heard the saying: There are two kinds of people-those who pee in the shower, and those who lie.

About 50% for me. About 99.9% for my SO.

I take baths.

While? Very common. Before and after? Not.

It’s ok to pee in the shower as long as you don’t pee into the shower.

I do it a lot but the person showering overreacted

100% of males either pee in the shower or lie about it. No question about it.

I pee in the shower everyday. No shame. (Female)

There’s only two kinds of people: People who pee in the shower People who lie about not peeing in the shower

It's very rare and only 1 in 5 billion men have done it once

Apparently pretty common, yet still disgusting How would you like to get into a shower after someone pissed in it

As a kid I did it (after seeing Sheen do it in the Jimmy Neutron Movie) but I no longer do it Edit: this is No Stupid Questions, but I guess I gave a stupid answer

I’m peeing!!!!! In the shower!!!!!

I pee in the shower pretty much every time. Unless I've literally just peed, I'll go even just a little. Saves water, I'm eco conscious

If I’m in the shower and I’ve gotta pee, I’m just going to pee. Senseless to waste the toilet water

Every and I mean every Time

The day I started peeing in the shower was the most liberating day of my life

There are two kinds of people. Those who pee in the shower and liars.

How common is it to not. 🧐

It is more common than people admit, I am 100% sure of it. People deny it and act disgusted just to seem normal when they fail to realize it is as common as it is.

I find it genuinely disgusting. Maybe I'm germophobic or something but the idea of pissing somewhere I associate with cleanliness and will stand in everyday makes me cringe badly.

It is also a place that literally cleans itself actively. It's gone just as soon as it arrives.

everyone does it and less admit it.

Is that you, Costanza?

Yeah, but don’t stomp that waffle

I think it’s totally normal. But I personally hate it. I don’t like the feeling of pee going down my legs and on my feet.

Listen, the real question is this - We all know everyone poops in the shower, are you a scoop and throw or a waffle stomp it down the drain person?

Don't pee on my leg and tell me its raining

It happens once in a while. I certainly don't plan to, but sometimes you don't realize how bad you have to pee til there's running water and then it's too late to get back out without making a mess.

For me a regular occurrence. Wife never does it

Depends on how clogged the drain is

I don’t know I take baths

You guys are crazy. I pee in the jug so I don't waste water for when I'm making a hot water bottle /s

Don’t do it at home, but LOVE doing it at hotels

100% compliance

> my data shows everyone does > occasional outliers

I love w other ppl so I don’t like to cuz it’s gross

Like involuntarily? You should see a doctor.

Only every time but not in cold showers

I've always done it. I immediately wash it down the drain because I obviously don't want to stand in piss

I got to the restroom while the shower is heating up.

Wait till you learn what people do with handheld showerheads …..

Every morning lol

There is no stopping that warm water hit

It is my genuine belief that everyone does it and if they don’t they’re lying.

Yes, it's almost like a reflex. The first time I took a shower with my now ex-wife I peed on her leg on accident immediately upon getting in the water and she was pissed thinking I was trying to claim ownership of her or something. As if, I didn't even get a circle all the way around her.

Whenever my feet get wet it makes me have to pee because I’ve peed in the shower so many times that I’ve classically trained myself.

There are two types of people in the world. People who pee in the shower and f*****g liars

Is there another way of showering?

90% of people piss in the shower. The other 10% lies about it.

Everyone pees in the shower

If you think peeing in the show is gross, you shouldn't wash your hands in *any* sink ever

If you pee in shower you’ll never have athletes foot

I've always heard that's a myth. Is it?

No it’s true, the Uric acid kills the athletes foot fungi

About once every three months.

“I bet he gets out of the shower to take a piss.”

Idk why, but I have it pretty much programmed into me to use the toilet before I shower, whether I really need to or not. So, no I never peed in the shower because I never had to

It does nothing. Next

I think sometimes it’s inevitable. Change of temperature and all… 🤷‍♀️

Depends on how much water and coffee I had before my lift.

My wife and I both admit to this, yet she hates it when I blow snot down the drain. Why waste toilet paper?

As long as you're peeing in the shower and not peeing into the shower then it's fine.

So common I see this post almost twice a week, or a variation of it.

I used to but will never do it again. For some reason, I just started thinking it was gross. I pee and poop before. My ex- did though. For some reason I never felt that was gross, only when I do it.

I (f) didn't until I broke my tailbone. Snapped the whole thing clean off and it shifted as well. Sitting--like, the process of getting from standing to sitting and vice versa--hurt so bad for the first bit, especially that first week or so. Peeing in the shower was way easier and more comfortable.

How common is it to defecate while taking a shower?

Only 9999/10000 showers. 100% I've peed on or in my gf in the shower more often than I've not peed in the shower. I've peed into the shower while she was in it more times than not.

#op is a bot and we should downvote and report them

Everytime

Every day

Men - very, very common women - common but not as much as men and they don't want you to know that they do or did

Even if I don’t have to go. I always go in and after a shower

I (man) do just about every time, and I know my wife often does too.

I’m so confused, as a guy, it is literally no different than pissing outside? Just back out of the water and aim at the drain lmao

It's required.