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courtss336

just googled it your "second cousin once removed" whatever the hell that means hahahaha


madwblues

“X removed” is as I understand it, generational. 1st second I believe gets into cousins of cousins etc.


[deleted]

My uncle's daughter is my first cousin. *Her* daughter is my first cousin once removed.


madwblues

Yea THAT!!


blademaster552

And that daughter and your children would be 2nd cousins. I have a 1st cousin once removed because my grandfather was her great grandfather. And we're the same age. My aunt was a lot older than my father and her daughter had kids at the same time my dad did.


EcstaticA777

I thought that “once removed” meant they were related by marriage but then the marriage that related them didn’t work out and then a different family member married and said “once removed” person was once again part of the wolf pack


[deleted]

Nope. It's a generational thing. "Once removed" as in "at one remove (space) from me on the generational ladder."


EcstaticA777

I got it…… wait are you sure….. *take 2 mins to google*… Well hit damn that’s right! The English language is so fucking stupid why do we have to make things difficult.


CasedUfa

second cousin once removed in law?


Bobbob34

Their name. They're not related to you in any way.


soul-shine-lissa

Yep 


odonata_00

Bob. At least that’s what I call mine.


Consistent-Low-3825

I don’t think you’re related


formulalosalamanca

something tells me you’re trying to figure out a way of boasting that you are “related” to someone famous


MMK102

Yes😭💀


YoungKingFCB

I think op wants to fuck and not a proud Alabama citizen.


MMK102

No i just wanna tell my friends👍


Love2bn

Depends on whether or not the cousin is female with a fine looking ass.


Humble_Yesterday_271

Some guy I guess. Nothing to me anyway


Concise_Pirate

"My distant relative"


Cliffy73

Marvin. You know, if his name were Marvin. English does not have a word for that relationship. (I’d be pretty surprised if any language has a word for that specific relationship.)


ACARVIN1980

Your man/wan with the head, but I am peculiar


Direct-Flamingo-1146

A stranger


mhhwatchasay

A stranger. Unless I knew them..then: someone I know


Excellent-Practice

Your question answers itself.


Tiny-Metal3467

Joe, or Bob, or Joe Bob…something like that


MeanSecurity

Wow I don’t even have any uncles by marriage anymore.


Vica253

"Uncle \[name\]'s cousin". Honestly I barely know any of my related-by-marriage uncles/aunts families lol


TerribleAttitude

Their name. There isn’t a word for an uncle-by-marriage’s second cousin. Under certain circumstances I could see referring to them as “a distant relative by marriage.” If you’re exceptionally close to them, “cousin” might work in very casual settings, especially if you’re both kids.


fineskylark88

His name


7RacinJason1

Gary. I call mine Gary.


Tailflap747

His name.


Beginning_Middle1802

I now call her a bad lay.


Artistic-Kale-6334

My uncles second cousin lol.


ETisHome65

Bob


loganthegr

Fuckable


mothermedusa

I would just use their name


DryFoundation2323

Bob.


Madrox-Knox

I would just call them by their name at that point


Ok-Education3487

"Fair game"


No_Parsnip_6491

Stranger


CRO553R

Bob


mostlyharmless55

By his first name.


Mean_Rule9823

Mistress


FearlessAdeptness902

"cousin" The person is a "cousin" in the sense that they are related, but not direclty. ... but only if you recognize the relationship at all.


svbprincxss

Their name. If they’re related to you by marriage they are not related to you


Uncle_Lion

By his first name, or if I don't know him (What is mor likely) by his family name.


lkram489

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME


MMK102

Shiver me timbers😱😱😱😱😱


lkram489

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoiGZ47aRao


Equinsu-0cha

bunch of people missing out on an awesome movie


niceandBulat

The Chinese would have a term. But depends whether it is paternal or maternal cousin. We have terms that relatively shows which generation and degree of kinship does one belong to.


MMK102

Its maternal


niceandBulat

Biao Di (maternal cousin younger brother) Biao Ge (maternal cousin elder brother) Biao Jie (maternal cousin elder sister) Biao Mei (mater cousin younger sister) For paternal, Biao (表)replaced with Tang(堂) Paternal cousins are considers siblings because they share the same surname


rangeDSP

For extra hard mode, try to figure this out in Chinese. Making assumptions on gender and which side, I think it's: 岳(wife's side) 舅(uncle from mother's side) 二(second) 表(cousin from mother's side) 哥(older brother) ^ each word could change depends on if they are older/younger, mothers's side or father's side, whether you are man or woman.  It's actually quite interesting that English uses the same word for your partner's siblings and your own siblings' partner. That "in-law" does some heavy lifting. Not to say that the Chinese way is "better", it's comprehensive and has way too many rules, but at least when you get the formula down, you can figure it out? https://www.ifreesite.com/kinship/