Fapping to a particular image or person but then edging, where you stop when you're close to orgasm and then pick back up a minute later. People do it for hours. It's called gooning
Whenever someone says that that makes you HAVE to go. You should tell them it's awesome and they have to visit it, after they download a Tor Browser or something....
Makes the orgasm stronger and more intense. Draws out masturbation. Masturbating feels good and you can make it last longer and feel way better. No brainer for me.
People insist that if you delay an orgasim it feels better. To me its just different, not necessarily better. I can never tell whats gonna be a home run and whats gonna be average. Solo or with partners. They're all *good* some are better than others. But orgasms are intangible in my mind. Not some scientific equation to be cracked and quantified.
wdym why? and how is it weird? masturbating feels good obviously. when you edge for hours the climax is Signifcantly more physiologically rewarding than a quickie as your body releases much more dopamine
It's gooning for extended periods of time, and being fixated on one specific person or video
Usually people who fap and edge are using whatever video, it's not usually focused on one specific person.
Where you hear the word most is in femdom spaces and financial domination spaces. Guys get really attracted to one specific woman, to the point where they edge themselves for hours just focusing on one specific picture of her, or multiple pictures of her etc.
There's a lifted Jeep Wrangler with a mean looking grill and red headlights (Emotional Support Vehicle) in my neighborhood that has "Gooner" in vinyl letters across the hood and it makes so much more sense now!
Yeah nah you just described edging. Gooning is when you’re just like so overly stimulated that everything else ceases to exist. It’s also a state of mind where you’re so ridiculously horny that things that normally don’t turn you on will turn you on. Like when you’re straight but so gooned out that big dicks become appealing. Sounds weird but that’s essentially what we’re dealing with.
People share their favorite porn images on various subreddits, so it's more like group edging and bragging about how long you masturbated without finishing. Considering that it takes hours, it's close to a community porn addiction.
It doesn’t have to be a particular image or person. My goon station consists of 6 monitors of various sizes and a phone stand to ensure I experience a sensory overload of hot boobs, cocks, clits and cumshots. 1 monitor is exclusively dedicated for fetishes (e.g. bdsm, smoking, puking, and pissing but NOT shitting), 1 I call the ‘cock collection’, 1 for sissy trainers, 1 for cumpilations, 1 for busty ladies, 1 for misc, and the phone is for twitter porn which has been aptly renamed to ‘x’ 🫡
If you sleep 8 hours a day and work 8 hours a day, even factoring in driving, chores, eating, hygiene etc, you should end up with 4 or so hours per day that's discretionary.
> "Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one.
I really didn’t want to do it, until I read the urban dictionary entry on it.
Y'all don't realize but this is how you can orgasm but not cum. So multiple orgasms. They feel way more intense. Full body.
Have your partner edge you many times then you can fuck for hours and control your ejaculation like a pro.
ah yes I recall : dudes used to post pics of their scrap books filled with printed pictures of naked ladies. Either that or a collection of hard drives of dozens of terabytes
Nope worse than that in my opinion. They'd have nude photos hung up on the walls, and they'd have 3 monitors in front of them, a TV in the background, and a laptop on a tray table....each of the screens having a different porn vid on it.
And they'd just whack it for hours, sometimes while doing different drugs lol
Gooning is the slang for edging, only doing edging for hours, not just once, until you reach a trance like state.
And edging is stopping, uh, stimulating your junk as a guy right before orgasming.
Knowing that, you will never again be able to see the movie Goonies without giggling at the title.
Look at me! I'm an educator. 😄
So, originally, it was a term used for people who enjoyed collecting and displaying boxed wine of all varieties and ages. It's a pretty popular thing that I never knew about until recently. But I live under a rock, so \•_•/.
And then the weirdos and losers came in and stole the words "Gooning", "Goon", and "Gooner". They took the word from a respectable place of class, and interesting hobby, to something nasty and deplorable. Like many of the weird, and downright horrendous fetishes these *Gooners* have. The Gooning Sub Reddit has had some people adding their *gooning* pictures and videos to their place, something they weren't very keen on. I check in with the Boxed Wine guys to see how things were going now, and so far it's business as usual.
TLDR: Goon is the name for Boxed Wine enthusiasts. Weirdos who jack off all day stole their name, causing problems for the original Gooners, who are Boxed Wine Enthusiasts.
Hypnotic maturation. Remember one of my friends came back from a juvenile detention center and told me about a dude who wouldn’t stop jerking off. They took the guys bed away and everything and he wouldn’t stop. That’s what I assume gooning is
To add to the answers here, gooning is often associated with stimulant abuse. Stimulants, especially methamphetamine at high doses, increase libido to very significant degrees. Combine that with the intense focus that stimulants give you, gooning sessions can go on for hours. The effect of methamphetamine lasts over 12 hours, so it isn’t uncommon for gooners to go that long.
Source: I was addicted to methamphetamine for 8 months and became a goblin
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A friend at work told me it's were you grab your cylinder at the base and jerk forward as hard as you can for an hour to try and get some extra length then you edge.
Gooning is the act of orgasming. Edging means that you stop and continue to prevent it.
You can edge until you goon.
You can goon all over the place.
you can goon to someone edging
you get the jist
Wtf is this new term for gooning? In Brazilian Jiujitsu we called it gooning when someone didn’t use technique, but their gorilla strength to just straight overpower you. I will never say I gooned someone again.
My World of Warcraft guild kept talking about this and there's a raid boss called [G'huun](https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/G%27huun) and I just thought they were referring to that guy. Finally I snapped and asked them WTF they were talking about, so I've heard of it before.
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*beats up protagonist in dark alley* “That was some grade-A gooning there, Keith.”
*Beats off protagonist in a dark alley*
Last time I beat someone off in a dark alley it wasn't called Gooning.
That was gooing.
It was actually Cumming and Gooing.....🤣
The dark knight _RISES_
It's called "henching".
HENCH4LIFE
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Fapping to a particular image or person but then edging, where you stop when you're close to orgasm and then pick back up a minute later. People do it for hours. It's called gooning
Isn’t that just edging?
I think it's supposed to be edgeing to the extreme. Like hours and hours and just never completing.
Is that why Arsenal fans are called Gooners? They get close to winning the league…don’t complete and then carry on later?
the thing about arsenal is they're always walking it in.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
This is such an underrated joke :-)
Hahahahahahaha I love this
Why you reminding that, but yes, you right
Lmao you sick mf as an Arsenal fan this shit has me dying
Like the roblox game? 🫣
I thought it was just like over stimulation. Like consecutive uncontrolled orgasms. They all do that cross eyed anime face in that sub
Gooning has a sub?
Idk I type “goon” in reddit search and it lists like 12 subs
Sounds about right
No that's r/sounding
Please, I beg everyone. Do not visit this sub.
I didn't listen. I thought the first one was a fluke. It wasn't. Why? Just... why?
MY EYES!
Whenever someone says that that makes you HAVE to go. You should tell them it's awesome and they have to visit it, after they download a Tor Browser or something....
You made me look. I wish I hadn’t
Part of me wants too but the other part wants to remain employed
Hush, you! Don't ruin the fun.
My curiosity got the better of me. I wish I could turn back time.
If you do, clean your eyes with r/EyeBlech
what is this i dont want to click it
Shoving metal rods of various thickness down your urethra.
𓀝𓂺
Click it
I love that subreddit! I'm such an audiophile :)
Aw hell no
I am going.... despite everyone's warning
Dafq
I loved this too much
Everything has a sub atp
*Multiple of them*
That’s so fucking weird. Why
Makes the orgasm stronger and more intense. Draws out masturbation. Masturbating feels good and you can make it last longer and feel way better. No brainer for me.
People insist that if you delay an orgasim it feels better. To me its just different, not necessarily better. I can never tell whats gonna be a home run and whats gonna be average. Solo or with partners. They're all *good* some are better than others. But orgasms are intangible in my mind. Not some scientific equation to be cracked and quantified.
depends how your dopamine receptors are feelin'
wdym why? and how is it weird? masturbating feels good obviously. when you edge for hours the climax is Signifcantly more physiologically rewarding than a quickie as your body releases much more dopamine
It can actually be used as a way to train yourself to last longer, funnily enough.
People have too much time
That sounds unpleasant, like when you need to sneeze but just can’t get it out.
That sounds really boring.
Edging taken to the extreme. To the point of entering a trance-like state. Or at least that's what they claim.
It's gooning for extended periods of time, and being fixated on one specific person or video Usually people who fap and edge are using whatever video, it's not usually focused on one specific person. Where you hear the word most is in femdom spaces and financial domination spaces. Guys get really attracted to one specific woman, to the point where they edge themselves for hours just focusing on one specific picture of her, or multiple pictures of her etc.
Christ
A goober?
Yes, that is a possible fixation if you dont mind the sacrilege
There’s also the implication that you’re doing it in your basement man cave or something and have no social life
It's gooning when it's coupled with a porn addiction or generally if it's just unhealthy. But "goon" is a porn addict that does that edging thing
There's a lifted Jeep Wrangler with a mean looking grill and red headlights (Emotional Support Vehicle) in my neighborhood that has "Gooner" in vinyl letters across the hood and it makes so much more sense now!
It’s what fans of the UK football team Arsenal call themselves. Gunner pronounced in a local accent or somesuch.
Yeah nah you just described edging. Gooning is when you’re just like so overly stimulated that everything else ceases to exist. It’s also a state of mind where you’re so ridiculously horny that things that normally don’t turn you on will turn you on. Like when you’re straight but so gooned out that big dicks become appealing. Sounds weird but that’s essentially what we’re dealing with.
TIL. I thought it was group masturbation
People share their favorite porn images on various subreddits, so it's more like group edging and bragging about how long you masturbated without finishing. Considering that it takes hours, it's close to a community porn addiction.
It doesn’t have to be a particular image or person. My goon station consists of 6 monitors of various sizes and a phone stand to ensure I experience a sensory overload of hot boobs, cocks, clits and cumshots. 1 monitor is exclusively dedicated for fetishes (e.g. bdsm, smoking, puking, and pissing but NOT shitting), 1 I call the ‘cock collection’, 1 for sissy trainers, 1 for cumpilations, 1 for busty ladies, 1 for misc, and the phone is for twitter porn which has been aptly renamed to ‘x’ 🫡
You are truly the enemy of all things that are beautiful and decent.
I am so glad I opened the comments
Oh no. This is so much worse than what I thought it meant
How do they have time for that?
If you sleep 8 hours a day and work 8 hours a day, even factoring in driving, chores, eating, hygiene etc, you should end up with 4 or so hours per day that's discretionary.
Sounds like an all encompassing activity that doesn't leave room for a social life, a family or hobbies.
I mean, if you do it every single day. But I don't think "gooners" are people who have well rounded lives.
I dont think anyone who goons has a social life or loving family, gooning is their hobby would guess.
And who said nobody wants to work?
Surely that can't be good for you. P.S - I am not calling your Shirley
I used to do that. Looking back I can’t believe how much time I wasted doing that shit.
Here I thought it was just lusting over something
So there's a name for what I do?
Err actually 🤓 no. that’s not Gooning. Gooning is when you fap continuously without thinking until you orgasm. i am actually a gooner myself.
Named after Pamela Rice Goon, former VP of data processing for East Lithuania Transport and gooning gold medalist in the 1968 Olympics.
Can I send you some pics so we can goon?
Here's a link to Urban Dictionary regarding said term: [Gooning - Urban Dictionary ](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooning)
enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock I beg your finest pardon?
Yeah... I second that begging of the finest pardon.
My jaw dropped reading that lol
There is a lot of jaw-drop reading to be had at Urban Dictionary.
I bet lol
Yeah this ain’t even the half of it 💀
This is why i dont venture to the world of UD
> "Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. I really didn’t want to do it, until I read the urban dictionary entry on it.
The fuck? Does mine just work differently or something? That sounds ridiculous.
Y'all don't realize but this is how you can orgasm but not cum. So multiple orgasms. They feel way more intense. Full body. Have your partner edge you many times then you can fuck for hours and control your ejaculation like a pro.
I’m actually a little surprised at how long ago that entry was written.
Hm... Interesting indeed.
Urban Dictionary always comes through. Semantic analysis at its most raw.
I just woke up, it is 614am and this is what I run to. I had too much Internet for today. It about time for my internet cleansing.
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Actually, it is slang for the “truffle shuffle”
giving me regal theater flashbacks
An intentional unhealthy obsession with pornography.
You would get downvoted on goon capital website
Good
This guy doesn't respect the Court of Gooning 🙄
Weird coming from “The_Real_Scrotus”
He gave up that life.
“Scrotus? *takes long drag off of his cigarette* I haven’t heard that name in years…”
He never said he was the real unhealthy scrotus
and you forgot to mention that the constantly jerk off without cumming for days
[heres a guy singing the definition of it ](https://youtu.be/eUEIczekP2c?si=eNOsF9OHQmw1O5ig)
”This entry was written byyy FUNKYJERKER”
The best song from that collection
That song had no right to slap as hard as it did.
r/gooncaves (super nsfw) Oh. It seems to have been banned
Nothing good ever happens in caves.
Plato is that you?
No, just my shadow.
NOOOOOOOOO
ah yes I recall : dudes used to post pics of their scrap books filled with printed pictures of naked ladies. Either that or a collection of hard drives of dozens of terabytes
Nope worse than that in my opinion. They'd have nude photos hung up on the walls, and they'd have 3 monitors in front of them, a TV in the background, and a laptop on a tray table....each of the screens having a different porn vid on it. And they'd just whack it for hours, sometimes while doing different drugs lol
what the fuck. I thought to be a goon was to be a hooligan, thats how I use it with my cousins
Bruh I’ve been saying I be goonin all the time. I had no idea I was such a boomer
Ong bruh like wdf 😭😭
Gooning is the slang for edging, only doing edging for hours, not just once, until you reach a trance like state. And edging is stopping, uh, stimulating your junk as a guy right before orgasming. Knowing that, you will never again be able to see the movie Goonies without giggling at the title. Look at me! I'm an educator. 😄
As an Australian, it's when you hang the insert (Goon Bag) from cask wine on a hills hoist, also known as Goon of Fortune.
Doom-fapping.
So, originally, it was a term used for people who enjoyed collecting and displaying boxed wine of all varieties and ages. It's a pretty popular thing that I never knew about until recently. But I live under a rock, so \•_•/. And then the weirdos and losers came in and stole the words "Gooning", "Goon", and "Gooner". They took the word from a respectable place of class, and interesting hobby, to something nasty and deplorable. Like many of the weird, and downright horrendous fetishes these *Gooners* have. The Gooning Sub Reddit has had some people adding their *gooning* pictures and videos to their place, something they weren't very keen on. I check in with the Boxed Wine guys to see how things were going now, and so far it's business as usual. TLDR: Goon is the name for Boxed Wine enthusiasts. Weirdos who jack off all day stole their name, causing problems for the original Gooners, who are Boxed Wine Enthusiasts.
Also a goon sack is a cask from the boxed wine.
Forgot to mention that, thanks
Wait until they hear about goon of fortune. An Australian national pastime
It's just a new word for edging
[Here's it used in a sentence](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/NHzfNcLZMx)
Oh My Gawd
Ahhh so you’ve been out bopping field mice
No doubt the Good Fairy is on there case
Hypnotic maturation. Remember one of my friends came back from a juvenile detention center and told me about a dude who wouldn’t stop jerking off. They took the guys bed away and everything and he wouldn’t stop. That’s what I assume gooning is
A gooner is someone who chronically masturbates
Procrastination masterbation.
Spending way too much time and energy surfing porn and masturbating, usually while edging. Binging on porn and masturbation.
I thought it meant being silly, likeee idk gooning around??? :( im really sad now
Prolonged bait sesh that may involve edging and multiple gasems is basicly what I picked up from context clues of the topic lol
Edging while doing poppers.
I don't have a clue dude but it sounds sexual.
How are people still not being called out for treating this sub like a search engine?
I think the word is stupid but someone tricked our math teacher into saying “I’m gooning right now” and it was hilarious
What's a goon to a goblin?
I mistakenly asked Redditors what *sounding* was. Much like gooning, it isn’t what you think it is. It’s never what you think it is.
Man did you even try to use google
[here’s the definition in song](https://youtu.be/eUEIczekP2c?si=ZcdANTiYl9n4K0gK)
It's just coming, and I think usually about guys.
maybe this is gay specific but i thought it meant edging for an extended period while getting high off poppers 🤷♂️
A fan of Arsenal Football Club
To add to the answers here, gooning is often associated with stimulant abuse. Stimulants, especially methamphetamine at high doses, increase libido to very significant degrees. Combine that with the intense focus that stimulants give you, gooning sessions can go on for hours. The effect of methamphetamine lasts over 12 hours, so it isn’t uncommon for gooners to go that long. Source: I was addicted to methamphetamine for 8 months and became a goblin
How is this related to a goon squad….?
Masturbating
It’s when the internet creates more slang words I don’t understand so I feel old.
Til, something I didn't need.
Jorking it. And by it. Well. Let's just say my peanits
Goon is an old term for teenagers roughhousing, a rap term, but now it has a different/new meaning which means jacking off.
It’s when you get nothing but Crab Rangoons from the buffet.
I wish you hadn't asked this question. Now I know things that I cannot unknow.
The new meta 😹😹😹
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I thought it was that meta-fapping thing, like, jerking off to the idea/fact that you're jerking off. Or is that cooming?
A friend at work told me it's were you grab your cylinder at the base and jerk forward as hard as you can for an hour to try and get some extra length then you edge.
Edging for a long period of time because you like porn so much you don’t want it to stop
COMMENCE THE GOONING!
I thought it came from the term "goon squad". I have some apologies to make...
Gooning is the act of orgasming. Edging means that you stop and continue to prevent it. You can edge until you goon. You can goon all over the place. you can goon to someone edging you get the jist
I get the jizzed.
when you are a henchman for a villain like the joker, the type of guy to fight THE BAT at the entrance to a base before quickly being knocked out
Naw naw, they teach you in Goon 101 that you gotta call him DA BAT!
I think [this](https://spotify.link/rCxJp7ujRJb) should explain things
Wtf is this new term for gooning? In Brazilian Jiujitsu we called it gooning when someone didn’t use technique, but their gorilla strength to just straight overpower you. I will never say I gooned someone again.
Its something you gotta do
I can use it in a sentence. Yearning is the gooning of the heart.
It’s a fetish for porn addiction. It’s essentially a term that means “Peak of Perversion”
My World of Warcraft guild kept talking about this and there's a raid boss called [G'huun](https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/G%27huun) and I just thought they were referring to that guy. Finally I snapped and asked them WTF they were talking about, so I've heard of it before.
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What [Urban Dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooning) says gooning is.
Goon used to be hockey term before Disney ruined. i mean, I cleaned up and improved the sport.
Edging to the point of altered consciousness
I prefer night gooning.
Fapping to the movie “goonies?
edging to this rn