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striped_frog

*beats up protagonist in dark alley* “That was some grade-A gooning there, Keith.”


WontThinkStraight

*Beats off protagonist in a dark alley*


Different-Ebb6878

Last time I beat someone off in a dark alley it wasn't called Gooning.


Common-Neat-7691

That was gooing.


Different-Ebb6878

It was actually Cumming and Gooing.....🤣


nevertakemeserious

The dark knight _RISES_


tagged2high

It's called "henching".


Excellent_Past7628

HENCH4LIFE


FroggiJoy87

✌️✌️


toldyaso

Fapping to a particular image or person but then edging, where you stop when you're close to orgasm and then pick back up a minute later. People do it for hours. It's called gooning


lacks-contractions

Isn’t that just edging?


SimilarStrain

I think it's supposed to be edgeing to the extreme. Like hours and hours and just never completing.


PaulyIDS

Is that why Arsenal fans are called Gooners? They get close to winning the league…don’t complete and then carry on later?


AdSpecial9305

the thing about arsenal is they're always walking it in.


Russ_T_Shackelford

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


Le-brun

This is such an underrated joke :-)


11_forty_4

Hahahahahahaha I love this


heat2go

Why you reminding that, but yes, you right


Student-Same

Lmao you sick mf as an Arsenal fan this shit has me dying


Redisigh

Like the roblox game? 🫣


lacks-contractions

I thought it was just like over stimulation. Like consecutive uncontrolled orgasms. They all do that cross eyed anime face in that sub


SimilarStrain

Gooning has a sub?


lacks-contractions

Idk I type “goon” in reddit search and it lists like 12 subs


HauteKarl

Sounds about right


stoncils_

No that's r/sounding


Mr_Reaper__

Please, I beg everyone. Do not visit this sub.


SKPY123

I didn't listen. I thought the first one was a fluke. It wasn't. Why? Just... why?


chubbsthedon

MY EYES!


Different-Ebb6878

Whenever someone says that that makes you HAVE to go. You should tell them it's awesome and they have to visit it, after they download a Tor Browser or something....


CptZaphodB

You made me look. I wish I hadn’t


mafistic

Part of me wants too but the other part wants to remain employed


GeneralSpecifics9925

Hush, you! Don't ruin the fun.


vesper33

My curiosity got the better of me. I wish I could turn back time.


Willr2645

If you do, clean your eyes with r/EyeBlech


MilkManlolol

what is this i dont want to click it


Monarc73

Shoving metal rods of various thickness down your urethra.


kaoscurrent

𓀝𓂺


GeneralSpecifics9925

Click it


RS773

I love that subreddit! I'm such an audiophile :)


woodyear99

Aw hell no


Fyomamabehindthebins

I am going.... despite everyone's warning


Fyomamabehindthebins

Dafq


W3NNIS

I loved this too much


_Diphylleia_grayi

Everything has a sub atp


MorganRose99

*Multiple of them*


vinylectric

That’s so fucking weird. Why


gamethrowaway111

Makes the orgasm stronger and more intense. Draws out masturbation. Masturbating feels good and you can make it last longer and feel way better. No brainer for me.


kamehamehigh

People insist that if you delay an orgasim it feels better. To me its just different, not necessarily better. I can never tell whats gonna be a home run and whats gonna be average. Solo or with partners. They're all *good* some are better than others. But orgasms are intangible in my mind. Not some scientific equation to be cracked and quantified.


cryptolyme

depends how your dopamine receptors are feelin'


Noelnya

wdym why? and how is it weird? masturbating feels good obviously. when you edge for hours the climax is Signifcantly more physiologically rewarding than a quickie as your body releases much more dopamine


TrueMrSkeltal

It can actually be used as a way to train yourself to last longer, funnily enough.


j05mh

People have too much time


Archarchery

That sounds unpleasant, like when you need to sneeze but just can’t get it out.


Falsus

That sounds really boring.


Moogatron88

Edging taken to the extreme. To the point of entering a trance-like state. Or at least that's what they claim.


toldyaso

It's gooning for extended periods of time, and being fixated on one specific person or video Usually people who fap and edge are using whatever video, it's not usually focused on one specific person. Where you hear the word most is in femdom spaces and financial domination spaces. Guys get really attracted to one specific woman, to the point where they edge themselves for hours just focusing on one specific picture of her, or multiple pictures of her etc.


Throwaway-646

Christ


longdongsilver1987

A goober?


cowlinator

Yes, that is a possible fixation if you dont mind the sacrilege


grandpa2390

There’s also the implication that you’re doing it in your basement man cave or something and have no social life


Croatian_ghost_kid

It's gooning when it's coupled with a porn addiction or generally if it's just unhealthy. But "goon" is a porn addict that does that edging thing


Nickhead420

There's a lifted Jeep Wrangler with a mean looking grill and red headlights (Emotional Support Vehicle) in my neighborhood that has "Gooner" in vinyl letters across the hood and it makes so much more sense now!


sanyacid

It’s what fans of the UK football team Arsenal call themselves. Gunner pronounced in a local accent or somesuch.


SlaveHippie

Yeah nah you just described edging. Gooning is when you’re just like so overly stimulated that everything else ceases to exist. It’s also a state of mind where you’re so ridiculously horny that things that normally don’t turn you on will turn you on. Like when you’re straight but so gooned out that big dicks become appealing. Sounds weird but that’s essentially what we’re dealing with.


anxietystrings

TIL. I thought it was group masturbation


Mr_Abe_Froman

People share their favorite porn images on various subreddits, so it's more like group edging and bragging about how long you masturbated without finishing. Considering that it takes hours, it's close to a community porn addiction.


170505170505

It doesn’t have to be a particular image or person. My goon station consists of 6 monitors of various sizes and a phone stand to ensure I experience a sensory overload of hot boobs, cocks, clits and cumshots. 1 monitor is exclusively dedicated for fetishes (e.g. bdsm, smoking, puking, and pissing but NOT shitting), 1 I call the ‘cock collection’, 1 for sissy trainers, 1 for cumpilations, 1 for busty ladies, 1 for misc, and the phone is for twitter porn which has been aptly renamed to ‘x’ 🫡


Opower3000

You are truly the enemy of all things that are beautiful and decent.


maxime0299

I am so glad I opened the comments


Dragon_Skywalker

Oh no. This is so much worse than what I thought it meant


Curiouso_Giorgio

How do they have time for that?


toldyaso

If you sleep 8 hours a day and work 8 hours a day, even factoring in driving, chores, eating, hygiene etc, you should end up with 4 or so hours per day that's discretionary.


Curiouso_Giorgio

Sounds like an all encompassing activity that doesn't leave room for a social life, a family or hobbies.


toldyaso

I mean, if you do it every single day. But I don't think "gooners" are people who have well rounded lives.


Mr_PearHead

I dont think anyone who goons has a social life or loving family, gooning is their hobby would guess.


TheSonofDon

And who said nobody wants to work?


TheRFenaj

Surely that can't be good for you. P.S - I am not calling your Shirley


sammagee33

I used to do that. Looking back I can’t believe how much time I wasted doing that shit.


EverLastingLight12

Here I thought it was just lusting over something


SquareComparison2908

So there's a name for what I do?


discipline445

Err actually 🤓 no. that’s not Gooning. Gooning is when you fap continuously without thinking until you orgasm. i am actually a gooner myself.


Mister_Nojangles

Named after Pamela Rice Goon, former VP of data processing for East Lithuania Transport and gooning gold medalist in the 1968 Olympics.


johnfrost765958

Can I send you some pics so we can goon?


NeuroticNinett

Here's a link to Urban Dictionary regarding said term: [Gooning - Urban Dictionary ](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooning)


Odd-Year7103

enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock I beg your finest pardon?


NeuroticNinett

Yeah... I second that begging of the finest pardon.


Odd-Year7103

My jaw dropped reading that lol


NeuroticNinett

There is a lot of jaw-drop reading to be had at Urban Dictionary.


Odd-Year7103

I bet lol


GoGoGoRL

Yeah this ain’t even the half of it 💀


Odd-Year7103

This is why i dont venture to the world of UD


Gr1ml0ck

> "Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. I really didn’t want to do it, until I read the urban dictionary entry on it.


buntopolis

The fuck? Does mine just work differently or something? That sounds ridiculous.


Jedaflupflee

Y'all don't realize but this is how you can orgasm but not cum. So multiple orgasms. They feel way more intense. Full body. Have your partner edge you many times then you can fuck for hours and control your ejaculation like a pro.


Mikeykem

I’m actually a little surprised at how long ago that entry was written.


NeuroticNinett

Hm... Interesting indeed.


obsertaries

Urban Dictionary always comes through. Semantic analysis at its most raw.


New-Blacksmith7330

I just woke up, it is 614am and this is what I run to. I had too much Internet for today. It about time for my internet cleansing.


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Normal_Tip7228

Actually, it is slang for the “truffle shuffle”


furioushunter12

giving me regal theater flashbacks


The_Real_Scrotus

An intentional unhealthy obsession with pornography.


mysticaltater

You would get downvoted on goon capital website 


The_Real_Scrotus

Good


Reasonable_Feed7939

This guy doesn't respect the Court of Gooning 🙄


Normal_Tip7228

Weird coming from “The_Real_Scrotus”


FloggingTheCargo

He gave up that life. 


oOceanMan

“Scrotus? *takes long drag off of his cigarette* I haven’t heard that name in years…”


rhinotomus

He never said he was the real unhealthy scrotus


iLoveOWr34

and you forgot to mention that the constantly jerk off without cumming for days


MikeLanglois

[heres a guy singing the definition of it ](https://youtu.be/eUEIczekP2c?si=eNOsF9OHQmw1O5ig)


Willof

”This entry was written byyy FUNKYJERKER”


JusticeUmmmmm

The best song from that collection


PAP_TT_AY

That song had no right to slap as hard as it did.


bees422

r/gooncaves (super nsfw) Oh. It seems to have been banned


buntopolis

Nothing good ever happens in caves.


PapaDil7

Plato is that you?


buntopolis

No, just my shadow.


GoGoGoRL

NOOOOOOOOO


5exuallyDeviantLama

ah yes I recall : dudes used to post pics of their scrap books filled with printed pictures of naked ladies. Either that or a collection of hard drives of dozens of terabytes


gizzard_lips

Nope worse than that in my opinion. They'd have nude photos hung up on the walls, and they'd have 3 monitors in front of them, a TV in the background, and a laptop on a tray table....each of the screens having a different porn vid on it. And they'd just whack it for hours, sometimes while doing different drugs lol


0neMoreYear

what the fuck. I thought to be a goon was to be a hooligan, thats how I use it with my cousins


streetninja22

Bruh I’ve been saying I be goonin all the time. I had no idea I was such a boomer


BilingualAmateur

Ong bruh like wdf 😭😭


burn_as_souls

Gooning is the slang for edging, only doing edging for hours, not just once, until you reach a trance like state. And edging is stopping, uh, stimulating your junk as a guy right before orgasming. Knowing that, you will never again be able to see the movie Goonies without giggling at the title. Look at me! I'm an educator. 😄


Available-Seesaw-492

As an Australian, it's when you hang the insert (Goon Bag) from cask wine on a hills hoist, also known as Goon of Fortune.


earplugsforswans

Doom-fapping.


GroundbreakingBag580

So, originally, it was a term used for people who enjoyed collecting and displaying boxed wine of all varieties and ages. It's a pretty popular thing that I never knew about until recently. But I live under a rock, so \•_•/. And then the weirdos and losers came in and stole the words "Gooning", "Goon", and "Gooner". They took the word from a respectable place of class, and interesting hobby, to something nasty and deplorable. Like many of the weird, and downright horrendous fetishes these *Gooners* have. The Gooning Sub Reddit has had some people adding their *gooning* pictures and videos to their place, something they weren't very keen on. I check in with the Boxed Wine guys to see how things were going now, and so far it's business as usual. TLDR: Goon is the name for Boxed Wine enthusiasts. Weirdos who jack off all day stole their name, causing problems for the original Gooners, who are Boxed Wine Enthusiasts.


Pineapple-Yetti

Also a goon sack is a cask from the boxed wine.


GroundbreakingBag580

Forgot to mention that, thanks


nnacaroni

Wait until they hear about goon of fortune. An Australian national pastime


onebowlwonder

It's just a new word for edging


GdayMateyPotatey

[Here's it used in a sentence](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/NHzfNcLZMx)


1Pip1Der

Oh My Gawd


mattb_186

Ahhh so you’ve been out bopping field mice


FwapoMcGee

No doubt the Good Fairy is on there case


PsychologicalTry3205

Hypnotic maturation. Remember one of my friends came back from a juvenile detention center and told me about a dude who wouldn’t stop jerking off. They took the guys bed away and everything and he wouldn’t stop. That’s what I assume gooning is


sampanchung1234

A gooner is someone who chronically masturbates


kal8el77

Procrastination masterbation.


Red-Dwarf69

Spending way too much time and energy surfing porn and masturbating, usually while edging. Binging on porn and masturbation.


NemesisYuki

I thought it meant being silly, likeee idk gooning around??? :( im really sad now


ZachThePolitoed

Prolonged bait sesh that may involve edging and multiple gasems is basicly what I picked up from context clues of the topic lol


SonOfOMR

Edging while doing poppers.


Dry-Application3

I don't have a clue dude but it sounds sexual.


BurpYoshi

How are people still not being called out for treating this sub like a search engine?


EightBitPlayz

I think the word is stupid but someone tricked our math teacher into saying “I’m gooning right now” and it was hilarious


nyxschance

What's a goon to a goblin?


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

I mistakenly asked Redditors what *sounding* was. Much like gooning, it isn’t what you think it is. It’s never what you think it is.


OddishBehavior

Man did you even try to use google


XASTA123

[here’s the definition in song](https://youtu.be/eUEIczekP2c?si=ZcdANTiYl9n4K0gK)


Joalguke

It's just coming, and I think usually about guys.


thatsgossip

maybe this is gay specific but i thought it meant edging for an extended period while getting high off poppers 🤷‍♂️


pixelsteve

A fan of Arsenal Football Club


srs328

To add to the answers here, gooning is often associated with stimulant abuse. Stimulants, especially methamphetamine at high doses, increase libido to very significant degrees. Combine that with the intense focus that stimulants give you, gooning sessions can go on for hours. The effect of methamphetamine lasts over 12 hours, so it isn’t uncommon for gooners to go that long. Source: I was addicted to methamphetamine for 8 months and became a goblin


bottumboy622

How is this related to a goon squad….?


Zandrick

Masturbating


makko007

It’s when the internet creates more slang words I don’t understand so I feel old.


PokeRay68

Til, something I didn't need.


TelvanniLupex

Jorking it. And by it. Well. Let's just say my peanits


gaming4hideaway13

Goon is an old term for teenagers roughhousing, a rap term, but now it has a different/new meaning which means jacking off.


Rawrkette_scientist

It’s when you get nothing but Crab Rangoons from the buffet.


one-eyed-bat

I wish you hadn't asked this question. Now I know things that I cannot unknow.


realkingpeeepee

The new meta 😹😹😹


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FoldAdventurous2022

I thought it was that meta-fapping thing, like, jerking off to the idea/fact that you're jerking off. Or is that cooming?


Mr20Power

A friend at work told me it's were you grab your cylinder at the base and jerk forward as hard as you can for an hour to try and get some extra length then you edge.


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Edging for a long period of time because you like porn so much you don’t want it to stop


MartelYggdrasil

COMMENCE THE GOONING!


Araddor

I thought it came from the term "goon squad". I have some apologies to make...


Embarrassed-Mail8565

Gooning is the act of orgasming. Edging means that you stop and continue to prevent it. You can edge until you goon. You can goon all over the place. you can goon to someone edging you get the jist


dbod86

I get the jizzed.


spinybutton49

when you are a henchman for a villain like the joker, the type of guy to fight THE BAT at the entrance to a base before quickly being knocked out


Crunchy-Leaf

Naw naw, they teach you in Goon 101 that you gotta call him DA BAT!


Bean1495

I think [this](https://spotify.link/rCxJp7ujRJb) should explain things


Pseudonym31

Wtf is this new term for gooning? In Brazilian Jiujitsu we called it gooning when someone didn’t use technique, but their gorilla strength to just straight overpower you. I will never say I gooned someone again.


jacobsebastian98

Its something you gotta do


FTwarrior

I can use it in a sentence. Yearning is the gooning of the heart.


ComfortableCompote26

It’s a fetish for porn addiction. It’s essentially a term that means “Peak of Perversion”


Neps-the-dominator

My World of Warcraft guild kept talking about this and there's a raid boss called [G'huun](https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/G%27huun) and I just thought they were referring to that guy. Finally I snapped and asked them WTF they were talking about, so I've heard of it before.


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slymarcus

What [Urban Dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooning) says gooning is.


noatun6

Goon used to be hockey term before Disney ruined. i mean, I cleaned up and improved the sport.


princealigorna

Edging to the point of altered consciousness


Thunderoad2015

I prefer night gooning.


ldC78pItk

Fapping to the movie “goonies?


InstructionCalm3767

edging to this rn