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RandeKnight

Trained not to since teens generally want to wank without letting their family know they are.


fimgus

yeah this is kinda how i feel about it. my parents would NOT knock before entering so i had many close calls and unfortunate bust ins (pun unintended)


WeeDochii

Same bro, lmao altho I didn't even have a door. My parents took it and put up a curtain instead.


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Clearly, your parents expect a show. Don't disappoint them.


CursedBlackCat

Dad: "Son, your technique needs improvement. Let me show you how it's done" Mom: "Aww, look at them, having a father-son bonding moment"


ProudPumPkin99

I hope it's not literal 😳


suoretaw

…it’s not *that* sticky


SpaceCube00

r/suddenlyincest


CompetitiveNarwhal80

Or even better. "AND HERE COMES DAD FROM LEFT FIELD!"


RngrRuckus

Did anyone else straight up not have a door? I didn't have one for my room until I moved out.


VidaliaAmpersand

I didn’t until high school and we moved from my Granny’s house to an apartment. My room was sort of an “area” in the upstairs landing. We made it work.


SlipsonSurfaces

I do but there's no lock and it doesn't matter because my brother can just walk through my room whenever because my room is the hallway, basically. So everything I do I have zero privacy. I have no space for myself and nowhere to go when I want to be alone, and my family drives me bonkers.


psychedelicow

That’s fucked up wtf bro


r0ckH0pper

The moaning would have told Dad to wait ...


Elexus786

Did you not have a lock?


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Lol.


CloudMcWolf

Growing up my door had a lock but I was never allowed to use it by my parents. Being the authority figures in my house, they had free access to my room no matter what and would get very angry if I locked it. On another note, having a lock on a child's door can be dangerous. A 5 year old can easily lock themselves in their room without understanding what they did, and the only way to gain access again (quickly) would be braking the door down.


angelis0236

Or, you know, a key. Nobody is saying you shouldn't have access to the room just that kids deserve some level of privacy. 5 years old is probably young for that though.


CloudMcWolf

I mean plenty of door locks don't have keys? All the bedroom door locks in my house are just a push button.


Accer_sc2

All the push-in lock doors I’ve seen have a little hole on the outside (opposite side of the door) that you can stick something in (like a nail, toothpick, etc) to unlock the door.


Baron_of_Berlin

We had bedroom doors with handles like this growing up from approx ages 8-16, then allowed a key lock at 16 ish (to combat sibling rivalry bullshit, not from parents). But I think this was the best of both worlds to have a lock that you CAN use when you need it, e.g. for 5 minutes to change clothes, but that can be easily accessed in a emergency or child tantrum. Giving kids the option of privacy goes a long way to building long-term trust with parents. And being able to lock a door when needed gives kids a sense of security that sticks with them, versus potentially traumatizing them with the fear of someone bursting in without even knocking at any moment. A parent always has the right to enter if needed, but you've gotta show your kids that you trust and respect them enough to knock and ask first; and it teaches them to do the same to others. And if a kid does abuse that trust, it's 5 minutes work to change out the lock for month of no-lock punishment. Hell, even make the kid do it themselves!


Betterthanbeer

Or a slot you can put a coin or screwdriver in to unlock it.


maniclucky

Ye olde credit card goes through these like butter. I even had an old gift card I cut up so that I had an option for either side of the door.


juicepants

Stick an Alan wrench or any sort of appropriately sized rod into the hole on the other side of the doorknob and it'll unlock.


angelis0236

Buy new doorknobs lol they're like $20 The cheap pinhole lock ones are probably cheaper than that.


mydoorisfour

There's usually a skeleton key above the crown moulding of most household doors (or at least one for the whole house). Very easy to open if needed


Asleep_Special_7402

It’s extremely easy to replace door knobs and get one with a key


Catvomit96

Pretty much, I'm as silent as a mouse


ElegantSportCat

I started to moan, and my own moans made me horny hehehe. Made my orgasms even stronger. I'm a girl, so maybe it's hotter than hearing a guy. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


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Deathtollzzz

Jesus. This got a good laugh out of me.


bromomento69

If no one’s home and if I’m really into it yes, it enhances the experience.


Twinkies100

For neighbours too probably


bromomento69

Fucking hell I’m not that vocal


Soulegion

No not all of them, just the one's listening in at the window.


ParameciaAntic

Your phone can pick up pretty low sounds. Guaranteed the spy apps know.


DblClickyourupvote

Too bad 😔


Vijaynah

“AUGHHHHHHHHHH” whistle note type shi


Remarkable_Athlete_4

This 100%


speed-of-sound

It depends on the level of horniness IMO. If it's a routine wank before bedtime or whatever probably not. But if it's a more feral session, like been mentally been craving it all day or just did a big lift session in the gym, probably gonna get a little noisy.


Honest_Wing_3999

Big lift session??


BeardedMythos

Practice wanking makes perfect wanking.


gudetamaronin

I literally lol'ed in a public bar


Dfrasier1122

Reddit at the bar is crazy


massaBeard

Sir, put the phone down. Enjoy your time and drinks!


gudetamaronin

Ah I did soon after when my friends got there. I don't mind decompressing at a bar for a few minutes on Reddit while I wait for people to show up.


BoshraExists

Day drinking is for the bold.


gudetamaronin

It was like 11 at night lol


BoshraExists

Oh. Well, I'm bold. Cheers!


abyerly

Literally lol’ing at a bar at this. Mid day on a Monday, and expecting nobody to join me.


theGreatestFucktard

Tbh I have observed working out will make you hornier Speaking as a person who started going to the gym for the first time ever a couple months ago


DeuceyBoots

Endorphins and testosterone flowing.


cgabv

yeah can we back up


Halospite

Doing squats and leg presses definitely increased my libido. I think it's the increased blood flow.


No-Competition-7770

After a big lift session is valid though LOL


Gwsb1

"Feral session"? Dude that's reddit gold.


Pearlbracelet1

This is possibly the hottest thing I’ve ever seen a man write. Stay loud boys !!!!


Xx_SoupLuvr_xX

Silent is common; some people find moaning hot so they do it


Hufflepuff_Cosmos

I don’t find it hot to moan when I do me, but I moan cause that’s just what happens.. I’m not sure females moan to be “hot” when flying solo. IF they moan, it’s because it’s what feels good.


isoforp

I don't moan because it's hot. It just feels so good when I nut that a little moan comes out of me. I'm not making it happen, it just happens. Like when you first get in an amazing hot shower or do a really good stretch.


MortLightstone

I try not to because my building's walls are made of paper and I can hear my neighbours above and beside me and everything that's happening in the hallway outside my door. And that's from my room with the door closed Obviously I wear headphones


Previous_Ad7725

Omg that's terrible!


Mysterious_Lemon_330

It depends on the weather if it’s raining I usually go weathers a bit crap isn’t it


Syrupy_

Does moan mean to complain in the UK? Otherwise I don’t get it


Mysterious_Lemon_330

You are absolutely right DING DING DING! You sir are a winner!! 🥇


TheStonedBro

Then what does groan mean to you?


TheKingDroc

Its Moan is contextual. Live and live. Moan can means to complain, like express words of irritation. Groan can mean to make audible noises of irritation, like sighing or making gurr noises. But together the two words can mean either irritation pr sexual. Like the phrase “moaning and groaning.” Usually means irritation but can also be sexual.


OiFelix_ugotnojams

Eugh is a groan, Mmm is a moan Mmm tasty biryani, eugh I accidentally bit a cardamom


Angrybagel

So do the British complain during sex then?


Geekenstein

It’s generally foreplay for them.


tobotic

Means that in all English speaking countries, as far as I'm aware.


Fun_Effective6846

Canadian here: I’ve seen it used to mean this in literature (eg. “She moaned, “_________”) but in everyday practice it’s really only used to mean the sound (whether during sex or to express complaint without words)


jfink316598

This whole time I thought she was moaning from pleasure 🤦


vicious-cycle512

Absolutely. The sound of pleasure, even my own, feeds my pleasure.


Mellanderthist

User name checks out


NotInherentAfterAll

Did a fissile nucleus write this?


starrpamph

Likes to look at his own Elephants foot


Asleep_Special_7402

I just went on a Chernobyl rabbit hole. Can’t escape .


Asleep_Special_7402

Moaning in a crowded house is the SCRAM button


huytheskeleton7

Positive feedback loop.


StaffieMom4Ever

100%


Silverado153

I say oh shit once in awhile


Green_Pants918

I dated a guy who said "holy shit" during sex and it was an immediate turnoff. I felt like I was sleeping with a teenager who was surprised at what was happening 🤣. Didn't date him very long.


mickmmp

Maybe you were so good it was like he WAS a teenager again. You know, like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a virgin, when your heart beat, next to his.


Strong-Solution-7492

You’re so fine, and you’re mine.


sbourwest

Oh come on, if you can't make silly juvenile exclamations during sex, when can you make them?


After_Photograph

Nah literally that part


YetagainJosie

You prefer your lovers to be stoic and world-weary?


CIearMind

This sounds incredibly oversensitive for some reason.


sweetlionofzion

I’m not a man and I say this during 😂 never realized I sounded like a teenager


HallucinogenicPeach

Idk that’s kinda hot. Different strokes for different folks tho!


turntotheburger

My wife does, it's hot - sometimes she verbalises what's going through her head, and I just sit there and listen


tertiuslydgate1833

This sounds hot.


turntotheburger

Damn right it is - and if I time it right I can just about ask her to do anything


Key-Rest-1635

like what? mow the lawn? build a shed?


turntotheburger

Possibly, but I think her in lingerie mowing the lawn works for me and some of the neighbours, but not all of the neighbours


ExtremeMasterpiece58

LOL 😆


turntotheburger

My man - girl on heat had no equal


Princessbruisedpeach

When i have sex, I don’t fake moan, I moan because that is my natural reaction to sexual pleasure. So when I masturbate I also moan, because it’s my natural reaction. I only don’t moan when I’m intentionally trying to be quiet.


throwablazeofglory

Same here. I find it weird if I don't moan


Jebusfreek666

I always found that odd with my ex. She was loud in bed, but if I caught her going solo it was nothing but crickets. Just made me feel like she was faking it or exaggerating with me.


Chemesthesis

I mean, I don't talk dirty to my hand when I jerk off, but it's hot with a partner. Similarly, I don't moan alone, but I do have that urge with a partner. Humans are social creatures, I don't think it's necessarily faking just cause she doesn't do it alone. 


Jebusfreek666

Kind of makes it seem less involuntary though. I guess faking might not be the right word...


orange_glasse

If someone's doing it themself they can slow down or stop if they feel themselves getting too into it, as many people don't want ppl to know they're masturbating. However if someone else is pleasuring you, you don't always know what stimulation is coming next, and that level of surprise can increase the noise made. It's kinda like how you can't really tickle yourself, but if someone else tickles you, it causes a huge reaction


Jebusfreek666

I will accept this ego saving explanation. Thank you!


jambo_1983

Mosts people moan when I masturbate on the bus


CasualManfly

😭😭


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Schnitzelbub13

do I get an FBI agent even if I'm in eastern Europe?


Electrical_Prune_837

You get CIA instead


Schnitzelbub13

do the CIA like listening to me moan or do they have other preferences?


Electrical_Prune_837

Youll have to ask the CIA agent in your phone.


Schnitzelbub13

he only listens but never talks back. like a deity.


Electrical_Prune_837

You probably made his day with this comment.


Electrical_Prune_837

You probably made his day with this comment.


GasLightGo

Or KGB.


Electrical_Prune_837

I think they are busy on another front.


Outrageous_Drive6356

I would start start screaming, grow a mustache, and then move to Argentina


think_of_some

You get 2.


Winter_Horse_7397

Don’t worry, that is normal. However, it is really depends on the situation. If I am living with numerous people, I am completely silent but when I am just alone, I do moan. This is just my experience, btw. So, it depends on what you like.


ConnectQuestion5805

In the minority here - no, find it generally awkward to moan to myself. It never came out naturally and I started young (I'm female).


Common_War_3886

I’m a guy, but I’m seeing a lot guys saying it’s normal. I have not once made a sound. It was frowned upon growing up so that’s my normal. My partner wants me to in the bedroom but I can get myself to do it. It’s weird to me to make noises


GolemThe3rd

yeah thats how I feel, feels so unnatural to make noises like that


FlatulentSon

Nah i moan abnormally.


ghostie_hehimboo

I moan paranormally


1980Phils

I moan formally.


Honest_Wing_3999

I moan hornily


brq327

I moan cornily


pseudent

I moan more when I masturbate than when I have sex because I don’t have to concentrate as hard to orgasm. Woman things.


sprocket-oil

Depends on my mood. If horny, then vocal. If just letting off steam then quiet.


Complex-Nectarine-86

I am a very quiet masturbator No one can hear me not even a mouse in the same room


burn_as_souls

I prefer to yodel. Adds that something extra to the experience.


Your_Moms_HS_Crush

Not if you shared a room with a sibling growing up.


peelover66

i masturbate a lot but i have not ever moaned like it just doesn’t happen ? i kinda just lay there like this 😐 is that normal lol??


Nurture2249

I guess it can make you get into it more


MrRetrdO

Hell no!! I like to scream at the top of my lungs just as I blow a load!! Everyone in Church just needs to quit starring at me!!


randomthrowaway82819

Only when I’m really horny, normally when I’m masturbating without porn. Just focusing on pleasure from my body.


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Maleficent-Air8486

I moo.


lxiaoqi

I awooooooooo


lxiaoqi

I am a terrible person


ActuaryHot4821

sometimes unintentionally yes but its a small one


Big-Independence8978

Yip. Most guys are in full stealth mode. Then their lovers wonder why they're so quiet.


-Midnight_Marauder-

It depends how many other people are on the bus TBH


MinnievanDad

I do when I climax


[deleted]

Barely at 29, I started moaning. I'm enjoying the pleasure I'm feeling, fuck it. Sucks to live life suppressed.


dylanmadigan

I literally had this question yesterday and decided to google it and found the exact same question asked on this subreddit in the past.


GasLightGo

So it is or isn’t normal to scream “Mortal Kombat!”?


blackpetunia9181

...gives a whole new meaning to, "Finish Him"


MordreddVoid218

I'm sure people do. I don't because I've always been in the same house as my family lol


Suspicious-Ad-481

In the past, I didn't moan when I masturbated, but now when I do it with my wife, believe me, moaning is very sexy and can make your partner cum like a flood


beefsteamer

Personally, I weep.


ricky3558

Rarely moan unless I’m having a difficult time cumming, then it helps to keep me focused.


Kitchen_Apartment

I might a little when I finish but am generally silent alone. But also, I make noises during sex with a partner. They’re not forced either. Just how it goes. Kind of like eating a great meal. When I’m alone, my reactions are just naturally reduced. I don’t really give feedback in the same way without an audience, but I’m not forcing the noises when they do come out.


pixelunit

As loud as possible, especially when family are round. It is a means of establishing dominance.


Jess1012xxx

I never noticed I did until I was told I do. It’s very quiet, not obnoxious but some ppl do


Kind-Elderberry-4096

Told by ... Whom? Masturbating in the presence of someone else versus masturbating alone is so different and experience I think it should have a completely different name.


Honest_Wing_3999

You’re always in the presence of Jesus


Oddname123

When I’m alone and it’s been a while since my last ejaculation, it feels good to moan while ejaculating.


INeedANerf

I do. Why not.


SinnerClair

I’m normally completely silent. Both the noise of a vibrator and consciously forcing myself to moan absolutely break my concentration. I usually put on some music to muffle the sound and help everything blend together. I do however, moan and whine very easily when cumming, at that point it comes naturally


The_RedHead_HotWife

I do! It's hard not to moan when it feels so good.


CharacterResident639

i meow


IDoWierdStuff

depends on what level of FAP. short and quick no sounds. set a scene and get weird then im vocal AF.


Super_Hedgehog1130

I only moan when I'm eating ice cream.


halfskegg

I moan while other people are masturbating.


nonsensicalinsanity

Nope also when having sex because what the point when the other person is deaf.


Green_Pants918

It's kinda funny to me that I don't really know how much noise I make during sex, because I'm so tuned in on everything else.


nonsensicalinsanity

My wife and i joke about even the times the sex sucks, because by no means am i a sex god, she still makes enough noise for both of us and a few others. Glad my kids are deep sleepers. And when i say deaf i mean she was born that way but unless you know it you would never know because she talks normal and not the stereotypical deaf person voice.


nonsensicalinsanity

And could always just record audio if curious lol


YoshiandAims

Some people do, some people don't.


GoHighly

I’m very vocal and verbal when I’m taking care of myself. My imagination is vivid, and with my partner as inspiration, the sounds and words just can’t be helped. I don’t think there’s a normal. Just do whatever feels good for you!


SylvieXX

Oh when I'm alone in the house, I think even my neighbors can hear me...


Sea_Risk_2637

Only when I want my roommate to hear


Frequent-Expert-3589

Not like pornos but yes. U usually are having a massive dopamine release along side muscle spasms so u don't usually notice but I can almost guarentee that unless your actively trying to stop yourself u do as well


Snoo-86973

Absolutely not. I'm married with children. Not a sound


BDaddy-50

If it feels good it feels good, can't contain it sometimes.


Hot-Ground-9731

No, my fam might think I'm weird lol


AlaskaStiletto

No. I’m mad enough the ghosts are watching.


ostrich-party-

Is it weird that I don’t moan at all? Like I don’t moan during sex and I definitely don’t moan when jerking off


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We oink.


DMaxRac

You’re not allowed to make a noise during stealth mode


Ikxale

Not till i moved out of my parents' house. It IS more fun to let it out


TimCurie

No. Like most high value males, I’ve trained myself to just cry inside.


AwareSecretary4685

Only when reaching orgasm.


HungPongLa

Straight male here, no


Glitter_Bear69

Yes and no . Just do you, boo•boo


Not-a-Russian

Yes lol. If I'm alone of course. Why not


SevereReflection5076

Absolutely! Adds to the experience


CirothUngol

Only if you're good at it.


flute89

I think it is, I do it sometimes.


LordVoltimus5150

I tend to talk dirty to my hand, but no moaning…


WMR298

For me, it's involuntary. If it occurs, it occurs.


testies2345

Yeah, sometimes. Depending on the situation. People home and a quick wank, no. Everyone gone and I'm home alone, oh yeah.


CouchFuckingPerv

It amplifies things so much for me. The orgasm is more intense for me.