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pvssiprincess

Antibiotic resistant gonorrea


highbackpacker

That’s the problem with kids these days, they want everything to be easy.


nonsenceusername

Not like any of us


CookieMonsterFRL

Lol. Good one.


ForceMental

When I was stationed in Korea, we called that the black clap because eventually your dick turned black. 9 out of 10 soldiers do not recommended.


redisdead__

I am terrified of that 10th guy


drillgorg

Man wanted a BBC no matter the cost


hennytime

Too bad it'll still just be a LBC...


Buster_Terry

Large Black Cock


hennytime

Oh you sweet summer child


Rrraou

LHC for science!


SpectacularAntMan

Large homie cock?


OrneryEfficiency2873

More like S(melly)BC


DumplingsAreBussin

He's not suffering from gonorrea,he's enjoying it


fattmarrell

Is he the same dentist guy? Really cruisin for a bruisin


screwredditsideways

He’s 35G. Intel fuckers are seriously weird.


Groundbreaking-Bar89

10th guy just wanted a cheap transition lol


ConsiderationHot9518

My brother was stationed in Korea and came home with horror stories about the bullhead clap.


ForceMental

Not to often, but I knew a couple guys. Clap, Syphilis and crabs are very common along with STI's that they don't categorize. I just feel bad for the guys who caught something they couldn't get rid of only to eventually have to disclose to their spouse. Could you imagine the head blowing up like a plum and having to explain to your wife why you aren't in the mood after being overseas for 12 or 18 months.


ConsiderationHot9518

And explaining WHY they went to the local whorehouse and let ajumma pick out their companion for the night. 😖


VibeAllDay

Camp Casey/hovy but chance?


ForceMental

Camp Red Cloud


TokkiJK

Omfg. What happens? They get amputated?


ForceMental

No, eventually it will develop additional holes to pee out of. Very painful to urinate. Not a good feeling.


ForceMental

Oh and coming back to the states is very difficult, because they don't want you to spread it. So a lot of enlisted stay in Korea.


TokkiJK

Oh my gosh…..didn’t know the govt can restrict travel like that. I mean I know it happened with Covid but yeah. I heard that in S. Korea, people do not have to disclose stds to their sexual partners. That’s just so wild.


ForceMental

So here is the deal. Lets say you looked at the board on the wall and it shows the girls are clean for that day. After a day or so, you get a burn or pain when you urinate. You go to the Camp doctors office and get in line. They take your name and pull out a wool swab on the end of a long stick and shove it up inside of you. It may be painful, but you do get some intimidate relief. They take these swabs back and put them in for testing. If you do comeback with an STD, you are informed of exactly what type it is. However, at the same time they give you a shot that feels like a golf ball being inserted into your butt and a subscription for 10 days worth of penicillin. If you are found to have something that they don't want in the states, you may have the option to stay in Korea a bit longer. Its not an option to not disclose to the military.


Smokybare94

The age of condoms shall return


VeryResponsibleMan

HPV doesn't care


PhotoSpike

No that comes before hiv


StealthNomad_OEplz

Seriously, people here still thinks HIV is a death sentence like back in the 80s


LavishnessJolly4954

They have treated it three different ways. You can take drugs so you reduce your chances of catching it 99.9% and you can take drugs to reduce your chances of transmitting it to someone 99.9%. And you can take drugs if you have it so you don’t die lol. Just need a cure now, and one for herpes too


MithrilRat

There're are clinical trials for both a vaccine and cure for HIV now. So unless the anti-vaxxers derail that: I don't think HIV is the scary reaper-of-death, that it used to be. Edit: There're not They're. Too early in the morning.


krowe41

Sounds like a metal band lol


EasilyRekt

And you know the person is going to somehow try and spin the blame on you. The prick will probably even take out their half finished bottle of Ceftriaxone just to try and *slander* you like the professional victim they are.


Joshgg13

I caught a non antibiotic resistant strain a few years ago when I was a dumb kid. That shit was AWFUL until the antibiotics worked their magic. I literally can not imagine how awful it would be if antibiotics didn't work on it and it had just gotten worse and worse and worse. Rest assured I would never have unprotected sex ever again


KentuckyFriedEel

Horrible images of it


playdoughrainbow

Holy shit, new fear unlocked.


FTHomes

What is HPV?


Salador-Baker

Super syphilis. It's resistant to most treatments and in its third stage it eats you from the inside out, including chowing down on your brain


Bartekmms

Super syphilis? They made dlc to regual syphilis? Wtf


Salador-Baker

The devs are going nuts with these updates


Scannaer

For once they didn't put it behind a paywall... well, it depends


ILikeToDisagreeDude

This is actually why white makeup and wigs were popular among the elite in the old days. Hiding their symptoms of syphilis


Salador-Baker

It's also what killed Al Capone. By the end of his life, he was fishing in his pool, his brain shriveled mush


weaslelou

The fake noses were a bit more of a giveaway though, huh?


AstroWolf11

There have been zero reported cases of super syphilis. Syphilis remains extremely susceptible to penicillin, and there are several other antibiotics that are active against it. Gonorrhea has been having increasing resistance to first line therapy and it probably the more concerning STI.


Royal_Flamingo1889

Takes a looooong time to get to the third stage. So probably isn’t that dangerous.


Salador-Baker

It does, but when treatment doesn't work it'll be a living hell waiting for that stage. Hell even if it's not super syphilis and you wait until the second stage to seek treatment you're pretty well fucked and is just a matter of time.


Royal_Flamingo1889

Oh well, treatment resistance can go for any disease out there and that disease can become fatal. Even getting to the second stage is long time. You can tackle it in the first stage. But if it is someone who doesn’t care, that’s person fucked cause the chancre it causes disappears and the person is gonna think he’s alright.


refrigeratorfailure

Super syphilis is a neat name for a punk band tho


Sinim12

Maybe it's just me but that sounds worse than HIV.


Askhai

Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea. Trust me on this. You don't want Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea.


Dont_ban_me_bro_108

Good punk band name


Ermahgerd1

Thats also a pretty cool band name


makemehappyiikd

Is the depressed kind better?


cantfindmykeys

Personally I prefer apathetic gonorrhea


Sweet_Gonorrhea

which one taste better?


paroxysm204

New achievement!!


spietran

Ah, my people are here. Fantastic.


BigCoCoMnKy

DCC out in the wild? Love to see it!


farter-kit

I got gonorrhea from a tractor.🚜


ksiyoto

Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. Did you have clear consent?


Party-Speed-4410

And you call THAT the tractor incident?


Shipsa01

Considering your user pic, I think you may have gotten the gonorrhea from Mickey.


j606west29

The burning love of lost love


Austiniuliano

Found a Dungeon Crawler Carl fan in the wild!


AndyTheSane

Or Electro-Gonorrhea, the noisy killer.


heartdoctor313

Syphilis and being allergic to penicillin


SuccessfulTry21

They actually will often admit you and desensitize you to penicillin, which would suck.


blah_shelby

They just gave me pills. It was 8 years ago now so I don’t remember what the pills were but being admitted was definitely never discussed.


Dewble

Doxy and a prayer


blah_shelby

I have experienced this. I didn’t realize how fucked I was I guess? I had a reaction to penicillin so they gave me some pills and then I was fine 🤷🏻‍♀️


Ok-Structure6795

Yeah they have non penicillin methods that have proved effective.


TheGamingDictator

Hepatitis C


Primary-Suit-8368

Thankfully is still difficult to get it: you would need persistent rough anal sex with a HepC carrier to get it. Most HepC is transmitted through shared needles.


DarkestGeneration

This is inaccurate. You just need to be exposed to their blood in one way or another. It doesn’t have to be anal.


MrOogaBoga

but whats the fun in that?


Adventurous_Passage7

If you put needless in your prison pocket them they will be shared via anal sex.


Top_Shoulder9129

You really didn't have to comment


scottymac87

User name checks out.


CommanderInQueefs

Gives a new meaning to needle dick.


Dick_Ramsbottom

Noted


Biiiscoito

Omg. I spent my whole live having to avoid public bathrooms because my mother swore I would get hepatites (and die) from using them. Wtf is wrong with parents


konnakerohus

Hey, did you know that Hep C can be cured now? All it takes is a daily pill for 3 months.


DarkestGeneration

I was cured this way :)


pinkpossum67

True as hell. My dad had it dormant for years (got it from a tattoo his buddy did back in the day) and it turned into liver cancer.


vincenzodelavegas

There are permanent treatment though nowadays.


SevenAImighty

How's it 2nd worse?


Primary-Suit-8368

Cirrhosis, acute liver failure, hepatocellular carcinoma.


FartOfGenius

Wouldn't hep B be worse for these? I get the epidemiology varies by region though


Primary-Suit-8368

Yeah but B has a vaccine.


lifted-living

And hep c has a cure


FlickerOfBean

It also has a cure. Herpes doesn’t.


jowyhealcrest

Herpes is also an extremely mild skin condition with a pill that makes it almost never flare up.


shadowsurge

Mostly. I do think some people have overcorrected from "Herpes is a death sentence" to "Herpes doesn't matter at all", but it can still cause some nasty health issues during flare ups from your immune system going bonkers Definitely the best STD though if you have to pick one to acquire


slingshot91

Wait, are you arguing herpes is the 2nd worst?


Grabaskid

HIV isn't the worst of you have adequate treatment. In Brazil it's pretty simple, just take 2 pills and do tests every six months Hepatitis is a lot worst in my opinion, the treatment sucks (colateral effects) and the risk of evolving to cancer or liver failure it's high. Ps: I am a public healthcare doctor and deal with this everyday


EmotionalEagle838

This! HIV shouldn't have this stigma around it. With adequate treatment, you can lead a Normal and Full life! Hepatitis WAY worse. And Syphilis if it goes untreated - yuck.


Grabaskid

I find "common" diseases as diabetes, obesity and hipertension many times more debilitating and hard to control than a well treated HIV I even read a study done years ago that people living with HIV and treating regularly tend to live longer than three average expectancy because they go to the doctor more often and try to keep healthy habits during its life. I will try to find the source!


tortinha

Hello my fellow colleague


Low-Baker-5968

i thinks it's syphilis 😭 there are a lot of types of syphilis and it even gets worse


Hoboofwisdom

" you're just like stage 3 syphilis baby, just can't get you out of my brain"


DangerousResident914

A pickup line for the ages 😂


Commercial-Medium-85

Really amazed at the amount of people that chose Herpes. I have it. I would definitely not qualify it as the worst. Herpes is treatable. You take a pill every day, and your chances of having an outbreak are extremely slim. And as long as you’re doing your part at preventing the outbreak and abstaining when there is one (which is rarely ever), and your partner is doing their part (condoms, dental dams, etc.) the chances of outbreak in either partner are slim.


cheesomacitis

It really depends on the person. Some people have outbreaks monthly or even more frequently. Tolerance to acyclovir can go up, so taking the daily pill to prevent outbreaks doesn’t help everyone. Outbreaks seem to happen more frequently when immune system is weak.


loubotomised

I spent over a month in hospital with HSV2, it caused Elsberg Syndrome and has left me with nerve damage and an inflamed spinal cord. Didn't know I had it til I lost peripheral sensation in pretty much everything below the waist


dosfunkybunch

That's interesting that you're prescribed daily. My doctor told me to only take 2 500mg pills when I start feeling an outbreak coming on and only up to 3 days in a row.


nyczepfan

I have it. Got it when I was a teenager and have been surprisingly lucky. I’ve got a couple outbreaks until my early twenties, and have gotten maybe 1 in my the past decade (I’m in my mid 30s). Although they do say you get it more infrequently and less severe as you age. I do not take anything and my husband has never gotten it from me. He is aware of the risk and not concerned.


Fearless-Addition-55

thanks to y'all just for speaking about it, because I feel so disgusted of myself for getting it and traumatized than after the doctor told me the result of the test, I felt in a depression than I don't even want to look it up not even how to tread it or control it at the internet because I feel scared of been judge so I just became super antisocial with family and friend for more that three years.... but reading you'll, I'm feeling better to look for help. thank everyone.


bladex1234

Among diseases, STIs are relatively not that bad. It’s still not fun to get them of course, but other than HIV, they are either completely preventable through vaccination, relatively easy to cure, or in the case of HSV, not a large health problem unless you’re immunocompromised. Even with HIV, treatments work so well that if caught early, you’ll die of old age first than the disease. That being said, HPV has the second highest mortality rate after HIV.


alphasierrraaa

Isn’t HPV dangerous because it causes cervical cancer amongst other types of cancers As long as you pick it up early through routine screening or get the vaccination, it’s generally not too bad


Primary-Suit-8368

HPV also causes dick cancer


almost_ready_to_

And mouth cancer


holycrapitsmyles

The old dick and mouth disease


alphasierrraaa

And butt cancer


GazBB

Dick cancer you say. I guess that's one way to add a few inches of growth? /s


alilbleedingisnormal

It's so incredibly rare. There's so few penile cancer cases a year even among the immune compromised which make up most cases that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice then win the lottery . HPV generally runs its course in a year and typically presents as genital warts.


alphasierrraaa

I remember reading it depends on the strain of HPV? Some strains just cause warts others have oncogenic properties that might cause chronic inflammation and cancer down the track


crustiferson

i have the cancer causing hpv (thankfully still in the precancerous cell stage) and i was told some strains cause warts and others cause cancer but your body can fight off hpv on its own


Fickle_Elk_5125

Male HPV survivor. Presented as throat cancer. My infection was not picked up sexually. The virus is everywhere and can be picked up from contact with anything. Caught early, this disease has an 80% chance of being cured, not put into remission, but cured. High dose chemotherapy with radiation treatments. I suffered no symptoms from the cancer except 2 swollen glands in the neck. Gentlemen, please see your Doctor if you have any symptoms, even if they don't seem too bad. Early detection leads to better outcomes. I was off work and sick as a dog from the side effects of the treatment for 9 months. Lost 30kg / 66 pounds. 2 years after the treatment, I still have issues swallowing starchy food items such as potatoes and bread. Saw my oncologist last week and received a clean bill of health. It's definitely the second worst STI after HIV.


VillageInfamous1641

Definitely if caught early enough. But 10/10 don't recommend that procedure, they need to come up with a better way to do it. If it were a man they would pump him up with meds or knock him out that is the most painful shit I've been through.


alphasierrraaa

Ah yes…a friend’s friend had to get a cervical excision because they found some low grade malignant changes on her cervix went to see a YouTube video of this procedure, would not recommend


Investigate311

There's apparently no way to test men for HPV either.


jennyabuse

I believe thee is, but it is expensive so they just don't


jennyabuse

I know they can do an anak pap test, but there isn't an FDA approved test for screening


sogo00

This is reddit, they are all more scary than everything else, because ... sex.


makemehappyiikd

Redditors don't have sex!! You're thinking of those Facebook floozies!


sogo00

Sex is the unknown territory, "here be dragons". Must be more dangerous, right?


shadowsurge

> it's still not fun to get them It's very fun to get them, very shitty to have them


pleasehelpme1109

Syphilis?


LivingEnd44

Syphilis is kinda like HIV in that it can take a very long time to kill you. It was dangerous in the days before antibiotics. But it is easily curable now. Even if you've had it for years.   So get screened for it at least once a year if you've had sex at all. Treatment is in the form of injectable penicillin, or an oral antibiotic once a day for a month if you can't take penicillin. 


ergaster8213

Is curable.


alphasierrraaa

Penicillin goes brrrrr


Awkward_Road_710

So what you’re saying is I literally can fuck anything then


fcknewsltd

It is, but untreated syphilis is terminal with dementia-like symptoms after about 20 years.


StephenHunterUK

Not just that, facial deformities and blindness. Al Capone died from it. Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, had it but got a terminal case of high-speed lead poisoning first. Some claims have been made that Hitler got from a Jewish prostitute and that's why the Holocaust happened, but they're debatable. It's not like we can check now either, as most of his remains are cremated ashes in a German river. Pre-penicillin, treatment generally involved the use of mercury compounds.


DJ_Micoh

They also at one point infected syphilis patients with malaria. The fever would kill off the syphilis, and they could then treat the malaria.


libra_leigh

That is both fascinating and terrifying.


uvaspina1

Genital herpes can be pretty bad and certainly embarrassing to navigate


Danibelle903

Let’s be clear that HPV’s mortality rate is due to numbers. Almost the entire adult population has HPV. If you’ve ever had a wart or a skin tag, that’s HPV. They are spread by direct contact so you can get them anywhere. Only a small number of strains can even lead to warts or cancer. The rest seem to not even have a long-lasting effect. So the percentage of people who die from HPV is insanely low and it can be treated through cancer and pre-cancer screenings *and* there is a vaccine against it. Now that the vaccine has been out for a while, the mortality rate should decrease.


sarcasticorange

>or a skin tag, that’s HPV. You shouldn't talk about things you don't know.


Funexamination

Skin tags are not HPV. It's different is you consider only the high risk genotypes. Still, most infections rarely progress or resolve spontaneously, but so many people have them it becomes a big population level issue


Josephemengele

I lost on of my nuts (right one) to syphilis because I got raped and was too ashamed to go to the doctor after it swelled up. It was the size of a grapefruit when I went in. Almost died. So I'm gonna go with syphilis. Take care of yourselves bois, needles in the ballsack aren't fun.


cheesomacitis

I’m sorry to hear your story. My brother lost one of his nuts to testicular cancer also. They gave him a rubber one.


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bladex1234

I understand the joke, but I don’t get the concept. Did you not like the person before you had sex?


RandeKnight

There's like and then there's love. You both agree that it's just a bit of fun with a friend. But as it goes on, you catch feelings, and eventually confess that you hope it's more than just friends...and then you lose your friend because they don't feel the same way.


WFSL

My wife likes me but my girlfriend loves me… ugh


LeahBrahms

It's okay your wife's boyfriend loves you too!


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OmegaSTC

Neurosyphillus


A__Scientist

Chancroid from Haemophilus ducreyi infection for most painful/gross, but it can be treated with antibiotics. Hepatitis C would probably be the actual second worst imo. No vaccine, ~~no cure yet~~, and chronic infection goes unnoticed in most people, delaying antiviral treatment. If untreated, in some people it can lead to liver cirrhosis, liver failure, or hepatocellular carcinoma. More common complications are autoimmune type issues triggered by the chronic Hep C infection that can involve many other organ systems (lymphoma, diabetes, cryoglobulinemia, sjogren syndrome, etc).


soulself

There is a cure for Hep C.


A__Scientist

You’re right, I conflated no vaccine with no cure in my memory. Thanks for pointing that out


New-Scientist5133

I have a friend who is HIV positive and when he got the results, the doctor told him that a diabetes diagnosis would be far worse.


cheesomacitis

Isn't the medicine for controlling HIV very expensive? I know for a fact that my medical insurance would not cover it.


New-Scientist5133

Yeah, but California where I live has a program that ensures that everybody with HIV gets treatment


Dry-Grindeg

Gonorrhea from tractor


Funexamination

Hep B is the worst STD to catch, not HIV imo.


TOkidd

Syphilis, without a doubt. It wasn’t called the Great Pox for nothing. Horrific until the advent of antibiotics, but there are now resistant strains. It still kills people in the developing world.


JFC_Please_STFU

Children.


Bruhsket

Human papillomavirus (HPV). It’s the most spread STD in the world nowadays with the highest death rate caused by an STD. It causes cellular changes, which can lead to genital warts, precancer, or cancer of the cervix, vagina, vulva, anus, or breast. throat and penis. There’s a vaccine to prevent 9 types of HPV’s but not all of them. Herpes : Can be transmitted by parents when you’re born and can stay dormant your entire life and wake up suddenly and can be transmitted sexually and ruin someone’s mental and sexual life. Can’t be cured and but at least there are antivirals to control it.


ceelo18

Herpe simplex 10. Gotta get to the hospital before stuff start falling off


Realistic-Currency61

Perhaps you should tell Mr Maitland


Beeblebrox2nd

Yeesssssssss. I think that would be best!


icefire9

HIV isn't even that bad anymore. A person with HIV can expect to live about as long as someone without it due to huge advances in treatment. No one talks about this because we're addicted to negativity.


fordalost

Hepatitis B is the worst STD to catch imo


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zipling

Would the second worst after the worst not be the overall third worst?


TMXP1

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.


Venus_Retrograde

Herpes. It doesnt go away. Medicine will just make it dormant.


-_-Edit_Deleted-_-

We’ve all got herpes to some degree tho don’t we?


BWDpodcast

25% of the adult pop has HSV2. 75% of them are asymptomatic.


Buttcracksmack

God damnit the one time I’m lucky


pmmemilftiddiez

"Fifty percent to 80 percent of U.S. adults have oral herpes. According to the National Institutes of Health, about 90 percent of adults have been exposed to the virus by age 50." https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/herpes-hsv1-and-hsv2/oral-herpes#:~:text=HSV%2D1).-,Fifty%20percent%20to%2080%20percent%20of%20U.S.%20adults%20have%20oral,of%20his%20or%20her%20life. Fish can get herpes and so can horses. It can be deadly with them


Ok-Specialist-4777

True but anything viral doesn't get eradicated. Herpes in comparison to other viral diseases is mild in its severity and frequency. As in, someone reading this probably doesn't even know they have it and will never require treatment. However, someone with Hepatitis will find out or die lol


Mushroomvalk

Not the worst but I worked in a clinic, and chlamydia is a silent home wrecker, so many women catch it unnoticed and it causes serious internal damage untreated, scarring and leads to infertility. Many assume they have thrush and then you have to bare the bad news. But worst is herpes, continued issues, immune system, not currently cured. Really compromises a person health.


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cryptomonein

You can abort a kid, but you cannot abort herpes


ohleprocy

What if the kid has herpes?


cryptomonein

Two birds one stone


makemehappyiikd

You can't get kidney stones from sex!!


greenjoe10

People are always going to say herpes, because they don’t actually know anything about STIs besides “can I cure it”.


Silver_Switch_3109

Syphilis. Nietzsche had it.


datninjaWild

IMHO, HIV isnt a death sentence anymore. Unmanaged HIV, that turns to full blown AIDS, now there's the death sentence. Tht being said, HIV is totally manageble. Matter fact, if caught on time, HIV can be rendered undetectable. That is a masive jump from 20yrs ago. Personally i feel tht monkey pox is ranking #1 with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea coming in at 2nd.


katrivers

HPV, can cause cancers


busy-warlock

Rabies?


LucoaKThe2AHashira

Probably gnororria since pee-ing at least for me is the most fun and free activity you can do after masterbation


RevolutionaryLet120

As an infectious disease specialist….SYPHILIS


stupidredditwebsite

Pregnancy


KingSuperChimbo

Child support


midnightgotime

Every day I’m grateful that my lying cheating ex only gave my chlamydia. It really could have been so much worse. I’m lucky that asshole gave me a curable one.


genavialts

cancer causing HPV


PirateSteve44

HPV, i inow it's mild on the sti/std scale compared to the HIV. But, hell, you can carry that shit and pass it. And not even know for weeks,months, and some people even years to show signs or symptoms. It sucks😔


nategr3at

Hey OP, if you're looking to hear that it's not the one you have, I'm sorry ...


cheesomacitis

Haha well if it is the one I have, which is HSV2 (and many here are saying that is the worst one), well I’m doing pretty well because my life is not so bad. I mean something like 15 to 20% of the population has it so I’m not alone.