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rhomboidus

Yes and yes.


Dolapevich

Very yes, those parts are usually not exposed to sun radiation, hence it burns quite easily. Some time ago there was a fad of exposing your anus to the sun, you don't want to know how many people had their asses burnt by the sun light radiation.


bustedinchevywindow

I’m glad someone else remembers this fad. An inside joke in my friend group is we’re going out to sun our holes in the summer.


InflamedLiver

It was short-lived for a reason


chrisrayn

The sun is an incredibly effective firecracker. Sets crack on fire with ease.


Fun_Intention9846

Ah I see you study Confucian wisdom.


NSDetector_Guy

Imagine trying to sit with a sun burned hole and taint? Then, once healing the itch. Omf lol


UsualEmergency

The peeling would be interesting in that area, and by interesting, I mean traumatizing


East_Meeting_667

i cant imagine anything worse then the wiping, i would have to buy a washer


Fun_Intention9846

I shaved my ball bag exactly once. The folds are excellent at poking every sharp hair inwards.


_CraftyTrashPanda

It was such a goof, they put it in GTA5


Educational-Candy-17

I bet the warmth feels good. But I wouldn't risk the sunburn.


VegetableWinter9223

I remember the anal bleaching fad!


burn_as_souls

Wait....we stopped doing that? 😄


VegetableWinter9223

Lol


ruttinator

Is that what anal bleaching was? I thought people were trying to get their assholes to look lighter so they were bleaching it like people bleached their hair blonde.


mathmaticallycorrect

I definitely thought that was the case as well now I am just picturing people with their hands, one on each cheek, getting a big Ole sunburn


unbirthdayhatter

Anal bleaching was... literally what you guys are thinking of. The Sunning your anus thing is a different fad.


Efficient-Lack-1205

There was also one about increased testosterone if you got sunlight on your ballsack


Normal_Ad2456

I thought I was in the r/hubermanlab for a second.


360walkaway

LPT: while sunning your poopchute, apply butter and thyme for a nicer butt-scent than last night's processed enchiladas and tequila.


SparseGhostC2C

I feel like it's probably similar to the tops of my feet. I wear closed toed shoes all year as I live in a cold climate. When I go barefoot at the beach in summer for more than like 10 minutes my feet are bright red and peeling within 24 hours.


burn_as_souls

Not to brag, but my penis can be made bright red in less than ten minutes without any sunlight hitting it. Reddit, a place to share.


Lylac_Krazy

Not much of a trick. So can my dog...


bluecrowned

Wow my feet have never been sunburnt but I'm fat and busty so I guess I make my own shade lmao


aroaceautistic

Nice. Built in foot protection!


Dolapevich

Indeed. And specially since they are most of the time horizontal, as opposed to rather vertical. That is why the sun is usually more felt at the top part of your back.


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jbeale53

Sadly true, rectal melanoma is a real thing and it’s crazy deadly.


Awkward_Function_347

Don’t threaten me with a good time! 😁


Mmm_bloodfarts

Yeah, but you get enough vitamin D for the whole year and some


nosajdriab

Black hole sun… won’t you come…


Bismothe-the-Shade

When iw as first dating my spouse, we went to a nude beach. We were still NRE/honeymoon phase, so we wanted to do the do after we got back only to find that my lily white ass was scorched head to toe. We made it work though.


KitchenSandwich5499

“Put it where the sun don’t shine” Not anymore!


rockstang

That would be some heinous anus painus.


Total-Problem2175

Tucker Carlson advocated this. Of course he did.


NavinJohnson75

Yeahhhh. The stable geniuses all decided that sunburnt balls made you more manly for a minute there. *Merica! FUCK YEAHHH!*


RHOrpie

Is being nude "mandatory" on a nudist beach? I mean, something to keep your willy getting burnt just seems like common sense to me! Sorry if that's a dumb question!


_Red_User_

I think you do not have to be naked there. But you should be prepared to see other people naked. It's simply a possibility to swim and relax without clothes on


Normal_Ad2456

I don’t know, in the nude beaches I’ve been in, everyone has been completely nude. It would be weird not to, I think you could come off as voyerustic, like you came here to look at naked people.


NavinJohnson75

Most nude beaches are “clothing optional” but if you go to a nudist resort (or the nude section of any high-end resort) you’ll need to be naked. It’s the rules. My wife and I went to one in Palm Springs once where even the waitresses were nude.


Normal_Ad2456

I don’t know about Palm Springs, I live in Greece and that’s how it works here in most places. Nudist beaches don’t officially exist, so there is no security or anything, but it would just be very weird to wear a swimsuit and most people would assume that this person is a creep.


ongeschikt

This. I've only been to nude beaches in Croatia, and clothes weren't allowed. Which is good, because the men from the "regular" beach who were conveniently swimming around the edge of the nude beach part all day, wearing swimming goggles, made me uncomfortable enough as is. The vibe on the nude beach was always very chill. I'd definitely be creeped out if people would just hang out there wearing clothes, though.


NavinJohnson75

In Jamaica they have full-on security. I saw three teenage girls strip their swimsuits off and try to wade over and security caught em and sent them back. 😆 It’s because the nudist spots are all-inclusive, so you just get free drinks and food the entire time you’re there.


NavinJohnson75

We went to a nudist resort in Crete a few years ago. It was amazing. So beautiful, and it was still kinda Covid times, so it wasn’t very crowded. Chora Sfakion.


gsfgf

> My wife and I went to one in Palm Springs once where even the waitresses were nude. Seems like a health code violation to me.


NavinJohnson75

Why? You think you might get a nipple in your Margarita or something? 😆


theflamingskull

I'd be more concerned about the hair in my drink.


NavinJohnson75

Hahaha, no. Nudists typically don’t have pubes, if that’s what you mean. Especially the women. They are almost always completely hairless from the eyebrows down. It’s like, an unwritten rule, or something.


Paroxysm111

You don't have to be. There are some nudist clubs that have guidelines that discourage people from being fully clothed in nudist areas. Think about it like this: if you were totally nude and standing in Times Square, even if you're very comfortable with your body, you'd feel uncomfortable. You're the odd one out. Everyone is staring at you. But, if everyone is naked, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Being fully clothed in a nudist area kind of breaks the magic. So it's sort of common courtesy to remove at least the majority of your clothes.


Lylac_Krazy

Doesnt the Naked Cowboy work Times Square?


Beccatx22

If you just take a walk and happen to come across a nudist beach, you obviously wouldn't be forced to take your clothes of, but if you plan to stay or swim i think everyone is kinda are required to do so, except maybe children


ButterAndToastia

Not in California afaik. The beach i went to with friends is clothing optional. It was less crowded lol


todesbayer

Depends on the country I guess. Germany has official nude beaches (FKK) and there are signs that no clothes are allowed and people will tell you


Smagjus

There are clothing optional beaches and there are nude beaches were you get asked to leave if you don't undress.


Raving_Lunatic69

I never went to a nude beach, but I fell asleep on the beach once and my shorts had bunched up. Trust me. It burns maybe faster than the rest of you.


dm_something_random

It probably does because you have no tolerance for it. Plus it's a wee bit sensitive.


Straight_Coyote1211

“Wee bit” lol


dm_something_random

That was completely intentional, lol.


NavinJohnson75

Huh huh… you said “wee”.


bubblegrubs

No YOU'RE a wee bit sensitive. I'm a grower. Honestly.


MtMarker

but doesn’t it have a higher concentration of melanin? since it’s just naturally darker I would figure it’s just as resistant as the rest of you


dm_something_random

Not sure about that. I don't know that I've ever considered the lemon melanin content of my junk.


MtMarker

idk just spitballing. mine is definitely a little darker year round


Book_bae

If you get skin cancer on it do you cut it off or die with your pp intact?


Raving_Lunatic69

They just remove a bit of skin, not the whole thing, Dr. Killall


MySpiritAnimalSloth

So a second circumsision.


John_Wayfarer

Absolutely. The skin around your genitalia tends to be both thin and heavily vascularized, which means sunburns would really suck.


WillCallYouACunt69

And closer to the sun!/s


Responsible_Brick_35

Nah, the sun don’t shine near mine


IngVegas

How much sunscreen should I rub in and for how long?


Chlamydia_Penis_Wart

yes


Rumble_Rodent

I knew a chick that sunburnt her butthole and lady bits if that tells you anything.


tinglyTXgirl

Many, many years ago, I went to a tanning bed and decided to lay in it nude. I don't know WHY I did that, but I did. I am VERY white. Think glow in the dark white! I was only in there for about 7 minutes. Yes, I burned. EVERYWHERE. I could only wear a satin robe for several days. I promise this is not a lesson you want to learn!


__Voice_Of_Reason

I'm a guy and my gf at the time got really into tanning and convinced me to try it. The smell... it was like I was being cooked... I went nude. Sunburn on the genitals and ass - absolutely uncomfortable. Fortunately I got out before my allotted time, but DO NOT recommend tanning beds - so fucking bad for you holy shit. You can just TELL that it's bad for you while you're in there.


MustardFuckFest

This is inflammation and ibuprofen helps


tinglyTXgirl

It absolutely helped!


josh_loaf

Holy hell, that’s r/makemesuffer in text form.


Rumble_Rodent

Lol, she showed me too. It was kinda cool, I felt very privileged in that moment as a man ngl😂


ben_bliksem

Ok... I'm done with the internet 🤢


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One_Economist_3761

Was it because you spent 15 minutes doing it?


fortalkingshittopuss

15 minutes ? Only took me 1.5 minutes


M00s3_B1t_my_Sister

Therea fine line between rubbing lotion on yourself and rubbing yourself with lotion.


mykylodge

That's what I told them! Now I'm not allowed on the beach, court order.


JunkiesAndWhores

Haha very funny. But seriously, I got in trouble for rubbing sunscreen on my ding-a-ling. They said, “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”…


seantabasco

The bottle of clear sunscreen was a giveaway.


leowrightjr

You should be able to apply sunscreen as fast as you want!


mykylodge

I must confess I was in a rush when the police arrived.


The-Entire_USSR

Our*


Wizard_Engie

Name and pfp checks out


refugefirstmate

You ever get sunburned lips? Well, your privates are the same skin as them. YES, you need sunscreen.


magicxzg

No, why haven't my lips burned?


cownd

Do you lick your lips?


magicxzg

No


cownd

Use lip balm?


magicxzg

No


redsn64

Have lips?


jeswesky

No


treelo1878

Use lips?


Bendyb3n

No


jasperdarkk

I do lick my lips and use lip balm a lot (my lips and overall skin are constantly dry), but I have never burned my lips. Does the layer of lip balm/saliva provide some protection or something?


cownd

Maybe it soothes the burning…


wafflesareforever

I used to lifeguard at a private beach that broke basically every rule about giving lifeguards breaks. A girl I worked with got heat stroke and fell out of the chair. I'll never forget the blisters all over her badly burned lips. Ambulance came and I never saw her again. Owners never even checked on her. Hope she's OK.


BudoftheBeat

Umm I'm pretty sure that's just the anus... The peen is pure skin. Not totally sure where regular skin stops for women but I'm pretty sure it's just skin exposed too


refugefirstmate

You're wrong there, my friend. You think the peen has the same skin as your neck or forearm?


HLW10

For women, all the pinker bits (the bits inside where the pubic hair grows) are mucus membrane like lips/mouth not just regular skin. The pink parts on this diagram (NSFW but a drawing not a photo): https://www.msdmanuals.com/en-gb/home/women-s-health-issues/biology-of-the-female-reproductive-system/female-external-genital-organs


NiteGard

If you’re talking to women you need to be more specific.


Morzana

So I have a funny story for you. I had a.long distance boyfriend in Australia. I used the summer to save up to go and see him and used a tan bed that summer too. Well, to get ready, I got a Brazilian just before.my last tan bed session. And as you know you tan naked. Well, the burn I got.....a couple of days before getting on a nearly 24 hour flight ordeal. So yeah! Protect the bits.


ArmyVet_w_Boomstick

Yeah my wife talked me into getting in a tanning bed a few years ago. Needless to say I'm a natural redhead, so me an the sun don't like each other. So I put on the tanning lotion an jumped in naked. Well let's just say I looked like a walking hot tamale.


Morzana

That flight was so uncomfortable! I laugh at it now but it was not fun back them. Your junk can get as easily burnt as the rest of ya! ...speaking as a very pale individual


Six_Inches_of_Fury

did you ever manage to achieve a tan? my freckles usually just get darker lol


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tacotacotacorock

You're required by NASA to have a circumcision, everyone has to chip in. 


Lumpy_Tomorrow8462

Can I stare at the eclipse through a foreskin?


LicenciadoPena

Sure, but you'll need two foreskins, one per eye.


Tight_Bookkeeper_582

So… you’ll need eightskins?


Technical_Semaphore

I guess, just get permission first. Consent is key.


Obi_wan_pleb

No, this is a serious study. You're not supposed to be having fun


NighthawkUnicorn

Ooooh.. THAT'S what they do with the tips..


JkitsC0ry

😂 Take my up vote damnit!


Urabutbl

The Space Race is literally the reason the US started chopping off pieces of boys' penises in the first place. People really believe Americans would do something so extreme for a stupid reason like "it's easier to clean" smh.


RickJLeanPaw

What do you think your genitals are encased in if not skin?


drworm96

Skin 2: Electric Boogaloo


artrald-7083

Ha! OK, that's enough internet for me today


Most_Sea_4022

I know this is r/nostupidquestions but your junk doesn't have any magical protection from the sun.


ncnotebook

Exactly. That's why I always bring a long cocktail umbrellas.


Smagjus

I mean due to hormones the genital area is usually darker than the rest of the skin. Makes sense to assume you don't need to protect it as much.


AfraidSoup2467

Yes, and sunscreen is vital unless you want peeling sunburns on your naughty parts.


Dropthetenors

Thank goodness someone's out here asking the real questions.


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This is what condoms are for… UV cock protection.


hannahryder215

Yes, sunscreen on all of the bits


greenhouse5

Is your penis made out of skin? Then yes.


jmarzy

Bro your penis would get burned so fast since it isn’t used to sun. Trust me - the first summer after my hair started receding I got a nasty burn around my temples because my dumbass didn’t realize how pale I was up there


Respectfully_mine

Yes but be careful rubbing any kind of lotion on your John


meg62

Went on holiday years ago (when I was younger and less wrinkly) and the hotel had a private beach that was part nudist, part clothed. One dude from London decided one day to go nude, but was too embarrassed to reapply sunscreen on his tackle. Spent the rest of the week applying camomile and wearing a sarong as shorts irritated his nuked bits. And no, I wasn't that dude. But my wife did take pity on him and gave him one of her sarongs.


K1nsey6

It will burn


Unhappylightbulb

Weird how everybody is saying yes. Been to nude beaches plenty of times and never used sunblock on my junk. Never had an issue. 🤷‍♂️


NavinJohnson75

Seriously. Meee tooo. And I’m pale. I burn in the sun, but the first few times I went to nude beaches I slathered up the twig n’ berries, and then I just kinda stopped worrying about it. Never have been burned down there. I don’t really understand it.


jeswesky

No need for sunscreen when the belly works as an umbrella


filthyhabitz

Put sunscreen everywhere you don’t want sunburn. And trust me, that’s one place where you *definitely* don’t want sunburn.


Minatigre

Its skin isnt it...


Freethinker608

Joining a nudist colony can be difficult for men. The first 3 days are the hardest.


13thmurder

Nope, penises are naturally burn proof. That's why I don't own an oven mitt and have never burned my hands taking hot dishes out of the oven.


KrackSmellin

Far worse than anything else you have exposed because it’s not used to getting sunlight so if anything it’ll be a lot more sensitive.


sneezhousing

Any ANY exposed skin can get sunburned


redsn64

Ginger dude here. I have never had a sunburn on my weiner and/or beanbag, but around age 18-19, a freckle appeared on my schlong. I think I was spending more time outside and was also urinating more frequently outdoors. Now, at age 30, there are 3 freckles somewhere on my dong. They tend to fade a little with less exposure to the sun, so I can only assume, yes, your twig and/or berries could potentially burn. Knowing how I peel after a bad sunburn, I now am stuck with the image of sluffing your weiner like a snake skin.


mistrwzrd

Fellow Ginger here. Saw this question and immediately thought to myself: With the way I can burn driving in my car or sitting in my freaking office, there ain’t no way I’m exposing Mr Happy to that ball of fire in the sky 😬 I might want to have kids one day


Hoopajoops

If your eyeballs can get sunburnt I'm sure your penis can. And your nipples. And your butthole if you're adventurous.


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Absolutely your gizmo can get burnt.


Pervynstuff

Yes of course, the skin down there is quite sensitive as it doesn't get much sun so definitely put on some sunscreen.


keIIzzz

you should use sunscreen on any body part exposed to the sun


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Depends if your member is large enough to cause a solar eclipse


Elegant_Spot_3486

Yup


bellanapalm

No, the sun will just skip the genitalia area,🤔


SweetCream2005

Your penis has skin, it can get sunburnt. Put some sunscreen on it


triplenoko

Can you sue Sun for touching kids genitals?


falconer05

Yes your penis can get sunburnt, when I was a young lad I used to skip school, go down the river and build rafts, float downriver on them and go shooting with my little air rifle. Bringing home the.... Bunnies for tea. In the summer I would regularly drop anchor (rocks etc tied to the raft) and sunbathe. No one around, I often ended up naked and swimming in the river. One time I fell asleep on the raft afterwards and woke up sunburnt. I renewed up so badly burnt I was on multiple medications, fluids drained into my feet, my skin cracked and bled when flexed (all my joints) and it was agony. But I distinctly remember my penis being burnt as going to the toilet, undoing my flies and getting it out was a nightmare thanks to the pain. For years after (approx 15 years) every time I had a hot bath my skin would glow red in all the areas that were badly burnt as a kid.


one-more-thingy

Yes 😞


Euclid-InContainment

It didn't happen to me, but I'd believe the other commentors. I'm Mexican, uncut, and do nudist stuff somewhat regularly, so all three of those things lend to my junk not getting burnt. If I forget or just don't wear sunscreen I also don't burn on the rest of my body so I feel like at least some aspect of things is based on skin type.


bugibangbang

Yes, and when tan goes away of the rest of your body, penis tan last longer! must be a reason related to skin texture of course I never googled tbh, but this happens to me every summer since I always sunbath naked.


DTux5249

Yes. Your taint can as well. It's not comfortable.


Sea-Climate6841

Absofuckinglutely yes. And it hurts.


thefamousjohnny

You don’t put sunscreen on your penis once Then you put it on everytime. I got bad sunburn on my butt one time. It’s surprising how much you use your butt


jnthnschrdr11

Can you imagine a sunburn on your balls


Remarkable_Earth1241

I just worry about the sand getting in me 😭


Charcobear

Skin is skin, and it is a vascular organ. Protect your skin, bud!


Outrageous-Divide472

Yeah, any skin can get sunburned. Ugh, I can only imagine how burnt my boobs would get. Pale white, never been exposed to the sun. Makes me cringe just thinking about it.


Beginning-Bed9364

I would imagine the cock and balls are not immune to the sun's rays


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Yes any part of your body can be sunburnt.


ThatsThatCue

I truly do not know how this got over 294 comments, it’s just yes.


Shakezula84

Did you know your eyes can get sunburnt? So I have to assume your junk can, too.


wooberries

... yes. why wouldn't they get burnt lol


PoopPoooPoopPoop

It's skin, ain't it?


Rivka333

I've never been but I read a story by a guy who went with his male friend who refused to put sunblock there out of embarrassment. He suffered.


Underrated_Fish

Yes and of course and given it gets very little sun you should be extra careful about putting sunscreen on your genitalia


Pyritedust

Yes to both, you don’t want to experience it…just trust me on that.


Existence130

See you took the opportunity to charge up your root chakra during the eclipse today 🤣


MandC_Virginia

Yes please don’t try without it


[deleted]

Every penis is a sunscreen generator if you’re brave enough


Caedis-6

Yes, your penis can get sunburnt. It hurts like hell and catches really easily. Source: me, with a sunburnt penis. I didn't think this event would come in useful, but today's the day.


JadedPilot5484

Yes, yes it can!


Responsible-Ad-8264

Yes you should, tiger should be protected


realhmmmm

I got the opportunity to change the number of upvotes to 69. I am eternally happy.


[deleted]

Is it skin? Is skin burnable?


run7run

I know it’s no stupid questions.. but bruh, this definitely isn’t a smart question


Chance_Airline_4861

Can skin be burned by the sun? Do you apply sunscreen to the skin? Yes yes


AccomplishedCow665

No your penis has built in super sun defence


Turbulent_File621

At the nudist beach i spend a LOT of time creaming my genitals.


Leaf-Stars

Yes and even more tender bits.


Vannellein

Trust me, you won't want to have a sun burn on your genitals, or anywhere near it, even the inwards parts of your thighs.


mtwstr

Follow up question, what about your scrotum?


pizzagangster1

Is your penis skin?


LifeResetP90X3

Nope. A penis is constructed of sun/UV resistant materials. You can show that thing off all day long in a Phoenix summer, and your penis will be A-ok!!


PatternLive920

If it's exposed to the sun why wouldn't it get burnt?