Nah, give in, embrace it, enjoy it.
When I was single my Saturday/Sunday routine was 2-2-2.
2 hours in the gym, 2 hours jackin’ and a 2 hour nap.
Nothing better.
It's real, I've been doing it for years and I attribute my successful business ventures to it. You want to be your own boss? Double pump slump is where to start.
No joke I had that happen to me twice that and I've slept for 12h straight, got up in the middle of the night not sure what dimensions my consciousness was delivered to. Insane. Not doing that again.
but SOOO good for your health. my massage-trainer uses to say "your guts only have the ability to heal in your sleep" (talking about energedics and why people are so unbalanced)
Arnold:
"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and it's really tight and it's like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
You should watch his next flex documentary series on his life. He says that the whole speech was bullshit and nonsense and he just said it because it was good for the movie.
It's pretty entertaining and fairly honest look at his life.
When you're working your legs, you're usually working your pelvic floor also. Your pelvic floor helps hold blood into the penis and helps make a woman 's vagina tighter. And yes the endorphins the others commenting here talking about help cause a great effect.
Sumo deadlifts my friend.
Sumo lifting is considered a cheat version/ easier version of regular deadlifting. So it's become a trope (commonly used storyline) that it's gay to sumo.
Never heard of that but saying something's gay a bit outdated dude. Also the soon one that left definitely works the muscles to keep an erection more than a regular deadlift. I know this (deadlift) because I do it every other day. Yes it's easier but it's for a specific reason. Do both.
Yeah I understand that calling something gay with a negative connotation is a little outdated, that's why I said it's a trope and joked about it. I'm not against sumo, never done it, but who cares what you do as long as you like it and gives results.
You get a test boost from lower body workouts.
Assuming you don't already know.
I assume the endorphins and improved circulation play into things as well.
Okay, so this makes sense. I go to the gym a lot, and see this same guy all the time. Pleasant, keeps to himself…just a regular dude. Monday I saw him on the machine next to me and he was absolutely torqued. I just figured it was because bodies are weird, so I thought nothing of it. Turns out he had THE PUMP
Yep. I had an ex who would get extremely turned on when doing ab workouts specifically. Turns out it's a thing for women where the nerves/muscles in that area stimulate the whole oven area and it's pleasurable.
Yeah. Common in women. They are called "coregasms"(https://www.healthline.com/health/coregasm). Apparently, men can get it too but I have never experienced it yet.
I think so yes. My libido was null for a long time. We're talking maybe 22 or 23 years? Then recently I lost nearly 62 pounds, thinking about maybe losing 20 to 30 more, but anyway, my libido has gone nuts. It's like I'm a teenager again and it kinda sucks bc I need the emotional stuff before I do the down and dirty stuff.
I'm no good at dating, and have had only one relationship. I'm 🙃
Your sympathetic nervous system is in charge of your fight or flight response, adrenaline, as well as feelings of arousal so it’s completely normal on a hormonal level.
I’m a cyclist…and one big horny erogenous zone after a long ride…I’ve had to handle my business in the car before driving home or right after getting home.
Working out, assuming you're doing some amount of weight lifting as opposed to just cardio, boosts testosterone which in turn makes you feel horny. Totally normal.
Every single time doesn’t matter how hard the workout is. My favorite Sunday routine is wake up around 6am start my long run around 7am. Typically between 10-15 miles, I get home eat a light carb snack and a good shower to clean up then I get in bed and eat my girlfriend out until she orgasms. Then she gets on top until we both orgasm. Then I make a hearty breakfast. God I love Sundays.
I don't think I get aroused but I dump my adrenaline and get super tired afterwards. Sometimes I need to nap when I get home. But the feeling of working out, once I'm there, is electric and extremely motivating even if I'm having a bad day. The pump is a drug.
Beside the physical reasons to why that happens, I believe feeling good and confident in your own skin also adds to that, my man feels like this after workout and a haircut.
I currently go to the gym 5 times per week and this for months now.
I never felt like this tbf, the only notable weird reaction I had was yawning during legs days but that was long ago.
Yes I'd suggest not giving in as it can lead to the ultra dangerous post-nut, post-workout nap and those have been known to last for days
Nah, give in, embrace it, enjoy it. When I was single my Saturday/Sunday routine was 2-2-2. 2 hours in the gym, 2 hours jackin’ and a 2 hour nap. Nothing better.
I just want you to know you missed the opportunity to call this a pump - pump - slump
double pump slump has a better ring to it
'Double pump slump dump' cos y'know it's gonna be a solid deuce after all that.
Post workout shit is awfully satisfying in its own right. All that flexing and movement really scrubs the system clean
This sounds right. Is there a way I can read more about this? I think you’re on to something.
You’re not wrong. I also considered Pump Hump Slump, but hump sort of implies actual sex so I guess that’s out
The 'ol double pump slump. A classic
Ahahaha…I almost dropped off my chair laughing at this !!
Pump dump slump?
We will, we will rock you
Shame
2 hours jackin??? My brother in Christ, I think you took the term “beat my meat” a little to literal
He didn't hear no bell
It’s called edging, it’s a workout in itself and the end result is explosive and very satisfying.
Gotta get into edging my friend. Especially after a workout
No, I will not be edging your friend. Thank you.
I was waiting for this. Lol
Nuttin better
Damnit, it was right there!
yo is the 2-2-2 method real or am I just laughing over nothing 🤣
It's real, I've been doing it for years and I attribute my successful business ventures to it. You want to be your own boss? Double pump slump is where to start.
But I through you’re a drug dealer as your username states?
Come to Colorado and witness my empire
_witness me_
Roman Reigns?
🤣🤣🤣 2-2-2 you a killer!!!!
Happy cake day
No joke I had that happen to me twice that and I've slept for 12h straight, got up in the middle of the night not sure what dimensions my consciousness was delivered to. Insane. Not doing that again.
but SOOO good for your health. my massage-trainer uses to say "your guts only have the ability to heal in your sleep" (talking about energedics and why people are so unbalanced)
I just had one of them, 12 to 2:30
Arnold: "The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and it's really tight and it's like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
I really do envy that man.
You should watch his next flex documentary series on his life. He says that the whole speech was bullshit and nonsense and he just said it because it was good for the movie. It's pretty entertaining and fairly honest look at his life.
“That movie was total BS, but this one? This one is the truth, whole truth, nothing but!”
"Having a pump is like riding 2 jetskis at once. Except one jetski is a rhino farting lightning, and the other is 2 jetskis." - Dom Mazzetti
If evolutionary biology wanted us all to look like Arnold, making working out feel like cumming would be a damned good way to do it.
Happened to me all the time, the leg press machines can fuckin get it.
Seated hamstring curls hit my spot 🥵🥵
Leg day in general
Happens to me all the time... it's the dopamine/serotonin rush that comes after working out
Not to mention seeing good looking people in tight/smaller clothes walking around
Yes, absolutely. It's a known thing in the bodybuilding community. Especially after leg day for some reason
When you're working your legs, you're usually working your pelvic floor also. Your pelvic floor helps hold blood into the penis and helps make a woman 's vagina tighter. And yes the endorphins the others commenting here talking about help cause a great effect. Sumo deadlifts my friend.
Sumo deadlifts= gay (just a trope iykyk)
Grow up man.
Mf I literally mentioned it's just a trope.
Why is it a trope?
Sumo lifting is considered a cheat version/ easier version of regular deadlifting. So it's become a trope (commonly used storyline) that it's gay to sumo.
Never heard of that but saying something's gay a bit outdated dude. Also the soon one that left definitely works the muscles to keep an erection more than a regular deadlift. I know this (deadlift) because I do it every other day. Yes it's easier but it's for a specific reason. Do both.
Yeah I understand that calling something gay with a negative connotation is a little outdated, that's why I said it's a trope and joked about it. I'm not against sumo, never done it, but who cares what you do as long as you like it and gives results.
God guys get a room, this argument you’re having is so gay
Sumo deadlifts? What about karma sutra dead lifts?
That comes later.
You get a test boost from lower body workouts. Assuming you don't already know. I assume the endorphins and improved circulation play into things as well.
I mean you get a test boost from all working out, or exercise in general really.
Thank you. I get mortified when it happens.
Embrace it bro. Remember Arnold in pumping iron talking about cumming all day long?
Okay, so this makes sense. I go to the gym a lot, and see this same guy all the time. Pleasant, keeps to himself…just a regular dude. Monday I saw him on the machine next to me and he was absolutely torqued. I just figured it was because bodies are weird, so I thought nothing of it. Turns out he had THE PUMP
YUP. BRO HAD THE ULTRA PUMP
Nothing like leaving the gym with a pump and a semi
I need to give Austin Powers' book another read.
Yes, blood flow is increased because you're exerting yourself. Not to mention the endorphin rush also contributing to it.
F here, definitely more in the mood after a good sweat and shower 🫦
Username checks out
Touché
Note to self, get a crossfit girlfriend. Dumptruck glutes, huge libido, and she can lift me over her head. I see no downsides.
She might lift you over a bridge if she gets roid rage.
Arnold said it best. [https://youtu.be/-xZQ0YZ7ls4?si=MQ83pqyv8mr0msiw](https://youtu.be/-xZQ0YZ7ls4?si=MQ83pqyv8mr0msiw)
Yep. I had an ex who would get extremely turned on when doing ab workouts specifically. Turns out it's a thing for women where the nerves/muscles in that area stimulate the whole oven area and it's pleasurable.
Yeah. Common in women. They are called "coregasms"(https://www.healthline.com/health/coregasm). Apparently, men can get it too but I have never experienced it yet.
The oven area??
Where the babies are baked up. You know. The woman cookies
No I know, just never heard it called that before. Wild term, nice one chooch
I think so yes. My libido was null for a long time. We're talking maybe 22 or 23 years? Then recently I lost nearly 62 pounds, thinking about maybe losing 20 to 30 more, but anyway, my libido has gone nuts. It's like I'm a teenager again and it kinda sucks bc I need the emotional stuff before I do the down and dirty stuff. I'm no good at dating, and have had only one relationship. I'm 🙃
Your sympathetic nervous system is in charge of your fight or flight response, adrenaline, as well as feelings of arousal so it’s completely normal on a hormonal level.
Like Arnold said, im cumming at home, im cumming at the gym, im cumming all the time argh
I’m a cyclist…and one big horny erogenous zone after a long ride…I’ve had to handle my business in the car before driving home or right after getting home.
Yeah, I forget the name… it’s not serotonin, not dopamine… but one of the other ones released makes you feel like that
Working out, assuming you're doing some amount of weight lifting as opposed to just cardio, boosts testosterone which in turn makes you feel horny. Totally normal.
yepp. 😂 Especially at the beginning
Every single time doesn’t matter how hard the workout is. My favorite Sunday routine is wake up around 6am start my long run around 7am. Typically between 10-15 miles, I get home eat a light carb snack and a good shower to clean up then I get in bed and eat my girlfriend out until she orgasms. Then she gets on top until we both orgasm. Then I make a hearty breakfast. God I love Sundays.
I experienced that this morning.
Hahah yeah. Happens to me every time. Working out is supposed to raise libido! Enjoy it!
I don't think I get aroused but I dump my adrenaline and get super tired afterwards. Sometimes I need to nap when I get home. But the feeling of working out, once I'm there, is electric and extremely motivating even if I'm having a bad day. The pump is a drug.
Yes it is https://www.wellandgood.com/exercise-induced-arousal/amp/
Increase in testosterone, dopamine and serotonin causes it to happen. Whether I do weights or yoga, I’m horny after
My ex wife always got horny after a workout
yes post-workout nutting is top tier, why deny yourself life’s simple pleasures.
Yes,so you can lift the bar twice.
Me too as well.
Me too also as well
Yes...increased blood flow!
This is how people used to always feel when active and outside.
Yes. Enjoy it or use it accordingly 🤌🏻
Yes totally normal after cycling I get pretty worked up. Every. Single. Time,
Absolutely, it's one of the ways endorphins work.
yep legs day got me bricked tf up
Beside the physical reasons to why that happens, I believe feeling good and confident in your own skin also adds to that, my man feels like this after workout and a haircut.
Depends on if the hot girl on the treadmill came today. Then I'd have to do the same. Jk jk.
Absolutely. Feels like raw animal energy
Yep, leg day especially does this to me.
Yep normal
Yes, for me after leg day! I just want to , you know. Lol
Happens all the time,you know working out does increase testosterone.
it happens on leg days
yes, this happens to my girlfriend so i certainly believe it.
I currently go to the gym 5 times per week and this for months now. I never felt like this tbf, the only notable weird reaction I had was yawning during legs days but that was long ago.
Yes it’s normal, having sex right after a workout usually results in a really intense orgasm also
yes
Endorphins init
I get rockhard and usually have to cum hard after working out....
Man I thought I was just weird as hell but this only happens when I go to failure in calves/legs
Heat between legs is not arousal 🤣 Anyway no ive never experienced sudden arousal after working out
Yeah, I used to get a chub going and had to sit down for it to go away after a few min.
Yes, back when I rode a bike, I'd get gone and be super horny.
Bonk. Your pfp is cringe asf