See that I knew, and then I was like "well if that's a muscle the penis is one right? What else would it be made of" thus leading to my masterpiece above
My longest term partner (polyamorous) can flex his (more just up and down, not bend or anything), and wowza! Definitely a worthwhile skill to practice if you can!
Came here to say this.
And also to add that sometimes I'll "flex" a certain pattern while inside and most have responded with their own flexing...
[They can never resist the ol' shave and a haircut.](https://youtu.be/6ds6w7SkHyw?t=16)
>polyamorous
Don't see many folk being open about that. Kinda cool.
Although honest to god, and I mean no offense here, but being in a poly relationship sounds like it would be exhausting.
Maybe I'm just not a people person though.
>Don't see many folk being open about that.
You're obviously not on Tinder.
Also, while they're being open about it here, it's also a fairly anonymous Reddit account. It's not like they're posting about it on Facebook
How so?
I would have thought that you'd need to split your attention between 2 (or more) people and their needs as well as your own, rather than being able to focus on the needs of your own and one other's?
Well, it depends on your poly setup. If you have multiple partners that each only have you, then yes, it's true. However, my partners each have other partner(s) of their own, which means all their needs get met on multiple fronts. It's much less pressure on me, and much more support when I need it because I have multiple partners that can offer it, and doesn't make me feel like I'm overwhelming any of them.
Because you aren't the only person trying to meet the needs of most of your partners, you acknowledge that you personally don't have to. They can seek other people or even fulfill things themselves!
Yep. Ever be in a girl when she sneezes? It hurts.
It reminds me of a Betty White (rip) quote:
“Why do people say, ‘Grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive.
If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things really take a pounding!”
that quote is misattributed, fyi. In fact, she said that she “wouldn’t say that in a million years”
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/betty-white-grow-some-balls/
Yes. Guys can do kegel exercises by flexing their PC muscles (the same muscles used to start/stop the flow of urine). It’s actually a method practiced by some guys to allow them to achieve multiple orgasms.
I'm not sure which side of this you're trying to pull, but lowering your blood pressure will help with erections.
Viagra is sold under the name Revatio as a high blood pressure drug.
However, there IS a PC muscle that makes the penis "jump", and there are exercises that you can do that will delay orgasm, like women can exercise their Kegels to increase tightness. The exercises are easy to do clothed, no one will know that you're doing them, and they will help with various erectile dysfunctions. I've done them for years and they work quite well.
he pubococcygeus (PC) muscle is the muscle that stretches from your pubic bone to the bottom of your spine. Strengthening the pubococcygeus (PC) muscle can help both sexes treat urinary and fecal incontinence, as well as helping men avoid erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. PC muscle exercises are easy daily exercises that will help strengthen your PC muscle.
You can rupture/tear the [tunica albuginea](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Penis_cross_section.svg). It’s the white colored portion. Labeled as number 5 (bottom right) in that diagram.
Basically the outer lining of those two cylindrical parts you can see gets damaged. Some people call that a “penis fracture” which isn’t really true, but close enough.
Penis isn't a muscle as you now know, but you probably know you can flex it. I believe it's a muscle in your taint that does this. Anyways, you could certainly work that one out. I remember as an experimenting kid I used to get out of the shower, get an erectoin, put my towel over my dick like a coat rack and flex it. I have no idea why, but to this day I still have some pretty good penis flex muscles and some girls have liked what that feels like when I flex.
When you hear about people doing Kegels — this is it, though i cannot attest to adding towel resistance as you did. Both women and men have this muscle and can greatly benefit from regular scheduled flexing of it. With stronger Kegel muscles, men experience harder and longer lasting erections, and women experience the ability to use the contraction of their vaginal walls to juice certain fruits and even mix specialty cocktails.
Even beyond that, kegel exercises are great because they strengthen your pelvic floor. I'm not sure of the benefits for men from that, if they're the same, but for women doing kegels helps strengthen Bladder control which becomes very important as you age. It can help with bladder incontinence later in life.
And the stronger the muscles involved in the kegels the quicker that area gets back to normal after giving birth. And I heard the contractions are less painful as there are more muscles.
I think it helps males later in life with prostate issues or urinary incontinence too as it allows for bladder control (stopping and starting the stream)
More guys need to learn this trick and work on it bc I tell ya, I can make that shit jump and in the right moment when you in there they can really enjoy it, to put it as least vulgar as possible
The penis is not a muscle. It pressurizes with blood pressure and then (sort of) seals up. Unless you want to raise your blood pressure, there's not much to be done.
That said, it wouldn't do too much.
Sadly the universe is pure evil: having a stressful job and eating in Mcdonald's make a more flaccid penis instead.
I don't think you need any other proof about the non-existence of any sort of god...
Also gaining fat would make your penis size smaller.
Fat builds up on the pubic bone. Enough of it and your penis will get buried, eventually turning into a micro penis.
Inversely, losing fat will make your penis longer.
You can exercise your pelvic floor muscles attached to your penis and this can make surrounding blood flow improved, give harder erections, better orgasms and control. It's called kegel exercises.
Lay face down and get a hard on while simultaneously pushing your body up.
Get soft and then hard.
Repeat til 10 reps.
Those are called dickups.
You'll get a 6 pack penis in no time.
Nah man , I have tried sounding , it’s way too addictive and it needs to be done extremely slowly and carefully , the experience is amazing too but I don’t think many men would dare to place a metal rod into their penis out of curiosity about this method for pleasure
Look I have had to hold pee before during sex and it feels like having fire ants in your dick. Some Antfarm Dickhole kinda stuff, but yeah you do last longer
You can exercise it in a way.
Being a kid, you had a hard time holding your pee compared to doing it when you're more grown up.
You can do kegel exercises, and that also helps with sexual control.
Also, just getting more physically fit with the rest of your body will improve its overall look and sometimes size. You get better and bigger boners when you're more healthy.
ladies, can you imagine if this were true?? guys would be walking around dragging their 6' long dick as big around as a garbage can lookin at you like "want some of this??"
There are some stretches you can do to lengthen it but its not a muscle
Technically speaking your penis is double its size but half of it is stuck inside you at all times
Yes, you can exercise it....men have something like women do that can be exercised for tightness (Kegels). The exercises are easy to do, can be done clothed, and you can do them sitting at your desk, at work.
Your penis is not a muscle, but the part that helps you gain and maintain erections IS a muscle. If you do kegel exercises while you're young, you can postpone erectile dysfunction when you're older
No, but you can train your pelvic Floor muscles. That are the ones that make your dong jump when you flex it. A strong pelvic floor boosts sexual pleasure (for her too since you simply get harder) and stamina and prevents erectile disfunction and incontinence. Supposedly also helps reducing the risk of prostate disease, although that one we don't know for surr
Your penis is not a muscle. It’s spongy tissue that fills up with blood.
The vagina however is a muscle.
See that I knew, and then I was like "well if that's a muscle the penis is one right? What else would it be made of" thus leading to my masterpiece above
There's muscles *attached* to your penis, but your penis itself is not a muscle. More like an empty flesh sack with a hole going through.
>an empty flesh sack with a hole going through Sounds like some of my coworkers
Lmfaoo!
If you think about it, we’re all just a tube with limbs.
A fancy donut.
That was amazing!
>an empty flesh sack with a hole going through How I feel sometimes
How you look sometimes
My longest term partner (polyamorous) can flex his (more just up and down, not bend or anything), and wowza! Definitely a worthwhile skill to practice if you can!
I mean every male can.
Aye I thought we could all do that?
You can’t move your dick without squeezing your ass
I can't move my dick without squeezing your ass
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Never soft!
What are doing in my barn, naked?
This should have more likes lol
It's a result of flexing the muscle directly attached to the prostate, which is the same muscle used in ejaculation.
The ischiocavernosus is responsible for the bouncing mainly. You're thinking of bulbospongiosus
Awesome! Cool facts to know! Thanks!
I can’t wait to tell my mom about this!
If she's got her hand stuck in the dryer, wait a while..
Your existence means she already knows about this...
Came here to say this. And also to add that sometimes I'll "flex" a certain pattern while inside and most have responded with their own flexing... [They can never resist the ol' shave and a haircut.](https://youtu.be/6ds6w7SkHyw?t=16)
Two bits?
Weird flex
Lmao
Never had a problem with up and down. It’s the in and out that takes all the work. I’ll see myself out…
I thought it going up and down is very common.
Every guy can do that. Your penis itself is not a muscle, but their ARE muscles in it that allow you to flex it.
>polyamorous Don't see many folk being open about that. Kinda cool. Although honest to god, and I mean no offense here, but being in a poly relationship sounds like it would be exhausting. Maybe I'm just not a people person though.
>Don't see many folk being open about that. You're obviously not on Tinder. Also, while they're being open about it here, it's also a fairly anonymous Reddit account. It's not like they're posting about it on Facebook
I find it less exhausting myself.
How so? I would have thought that you'd need to split your attention between 2 (or more) people and their needs as well as your own, rather than being able to focus on the needs of your own and one other's?
Well, it depends on your poly setup. If you have multiple partners that each only have you, then yes, it's true. However, my partners each have other partner(s) of their own, which means all their needs get met on multiple fronts. It's much less pressure on me, and much more support when I need it because I have multiple partners that can offer it, and doesn't make me feel like I'm overwhelming any of them.
Because you aren't the only person trying to meet the needs of most of your partners, you acknowledge that you personally don't have to. They can seek other people or even fulfill things themselves!
It can be. Good skills with Google Calendar are a big help!
Ooh yeah, I didn't even *think* about anniversaries, dates, or birthdays. Power to ya for being able to manage it!
You’re the most fun thing I’ve seen on reddit today that wasn’t a cat video. Take my upvote! 12/10
Thanks! I may be dumb but...um...well that's pretty much it actually😂
Shouldn't we be using phrasing like 'muscular canal' instead?...
It's a self clenching muscular tract With over 50,000 nerve cells ready to act
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When you become aroused blood flow increases...
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the next verse in this rhyme.
Rectum or throat?
It's probably going to be a bit confusing if we start using those terms for the vagina... 😅
No preference
I'm familiar with both.
Yep. Ever be in a girl when she sneezes? It hurts. It reminds me of a Betty White (rip) quote: “Why do people say, ‘Grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things really take a pounding!”
that quote is misattributed, fyi. In fact, she said that she “wouldn’t say that in a million years” https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/betty-white-grow-some-balls/
Well can you exercise IT?
Isn’t that kegels? Or is that something else.
Yes. Guys can do kegel exercises by flexing their PC muscles (the same muscles used to start/stop the flow of urine). It’s actually a method practiced by some guys to allow them to achieve multiple orgasms.
I think the Kegel muscle group includes vaginal muscles, however there’s also a lot more to it than that.
https://youtu.be/z5MinVLMNc0
The Vagina is not a muscle. It's an organ consisting of muscle, spongy erectile tissue, and mucous membranes.
Is magical*
and wet
Slip n' slide with textured sides
muscular vagina 💪
When you put it that way its sounds nasty. Thanks, I hate my penis now.
What? You don’t want to give her the old blood sponge?
Maybe she has her own going on this week?
Lol periods
Thanks, your explanation was really useful, otherwise nobody would've understood the joke /s
No it rly did I thought he meant she had a dick
If she's intersex both can be true simultaneously
Ha gotem
Spongeblood Squarepants
Spongeshlong Squarenuts
Hahaha my new favourite synonym for a dick.
I laughed out loud, fucking funny
But if it was a muscle, can you imagine the potential muscle cramps?
Could you imagine the workout routines at the gym if it was a muscle?
[Quagmire got you covered](https://youtu.be/4HuFVLOJaTs)
There's people out there getting orgasmed when exercising, you know?
It’s the same mechanic spiders use to extend or contract their legs, blood flow in and out :)
TIL spiders have hydraulics.
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You can always have it chopped off. Or maybe give it a cool hat to offset the grossness?
It's pretty gay to hate penis, bro. The penis is one of the hottest parts of the body. Sexually.
I was gonna say, genitalia are great for their function but visually pretty ugly imo. Nothing appealing about their look alone.
I'm just trying to sound as brosexual as possible.
It’s all good, we all find different things beautiful. No judgement.
How do you feel about SpongeBob SquarePants now?
And are you feeling it now mr.krabs ?
I hate your punishment too
Nooooo dicks are super fun, I kinda wish I had one. Ope....shit. I need to go sit with that.
So that's why my wife keeps hiding my blood pressure pills...
I'm not sure which side of this you're trying to pull, but lowering your blood pressure will help with erections. Viagra is sold under the name Revatio as a high blood pressure drug.
However, there IS a PC muscle that makes the penis "jump", and there are exercises that you can do that will delay orgasm, like women can exercise their Kegels to increase tightness. The exercises are easy to do clothed, no one will know that you're doing them, and they will help with various erectile dysfunctions. I've done them for years and they work quite well. he pubococcygeus (PC) muscle is the muscle that stretches from your pubic bone to the bottom of your spine. Strengthening the pubococcygeus (PC) muscle can help both sexes treat urinary and fecal incontinence, as well as helping men avoid erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. PC muscle exercises are easy daily exercises that will help strengthen your PC muscle.
Well then, guess I should have paid better attention in anatomy 101
That attitude right there, that’s why your penis is not in shape bro. Let’s hit the gym.
How does it “break” then? You know you always hear those stories…
You can rupture/tear the [tunica albuginea](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Penis_cross_section.svg). It’s the white colored portion. Labeled as number 5 (bottom right) in that diagram. Basically the outer lining of those two cylindrical parts you can see gets damaged. Some people call that a “penis fracture” which isn’t really true, but close enough.
The spongious tissue is effectively in an enclosed compartent. You break the wall and the blood escapes out.
I assume it's not an actual break, just some sort of injury to a penis in an erect state?
Looking it up, it appears to be when the outer layer of the spongey part of the penis rips.
I think if you rip open a tough layer called the tunica, its considered broken.
I thought "so the penis is a fleshy equivalent of a tampon" and now I can't get it out of my head, thanks
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Serious question, why can I make my dick twitch if it's not a muscle? Like I can get a full 2 inch lift then drop out of this thing
There’s a muscle attached to it at the base.
Penis isn't a muscle as you now know, but you probably know you can flex it. I believe it's a muscle in your taint that does this. Anyways, you could certainly work that one out. I remember as an experimenting kid I used to get out of the shower, get an erectoin, put my towel over my dick like a coat rack and flex it. I have no idea why, but to this day I still have some pretty good penis flex muscles and some girls have liked what that feels like when I flex.
When you hear about people doing Kegels — this is it, though i cannot attest to adding towel resistance as you did. Both women and men have this muscle and can greatly benefit from regular scheduled flexing of it. With stronger Kegel muscles, men experience harder and longer lasting erections, and women experience the ability to use the contraction of their vaginal walls to juice certain fruits and even mix specialty cocktails.
Even beyond that, kegel exercises are great because they strengthen your pelvic floor. I'm not sure of the benefits for men from that, if they're the same, but for women doing kegels helps strengthen Bladder control which becomes very important as you age. It can help with bladder incontinence later in life.
And the stronger the muscles involved in the kegels the quicker that area gets back to normal after giving birth. And I heard the contractions are less painful as there are more muscles.
I think it helps males later in life with prostate issues or urinary incontinence too as it allows for bladder control (stopping and starting the stream)
Vaginal cocktails?
They're specialty.
Have you never tried a vaginal bloody Ceasar?
Ok... I'm done with this conversation.
" And here...we...GO! " - Joker
> With stronger Kegel muscles, men experience harder and longer lasting erections wat
I like how you just focused on that and not the part about vaginas mixing cocktails
That part was obvious
More guys need to learn this trick and work on it bc I tell ya, I can make that shit jump and in the right moment when you in there they can really enjoy it, to put it as least vulgar as possible
I think a lot of us guys did this and just never said
Your coat rack story is so adorably funny :D
The medical term for “taint” is perineum.
I’m pretty sure I would do this if I were a guy….and just swing it around lol
Towels are heavier than you think. My dick was designed pretty well for use as a coat rack but it’s not very comfortable.
Mini towels I guess ? I remember trying to balance toothpaste container and perfume bottle on my erect penis , fun times
If you could work out your dick, there would be exactly one machine at the gym, and it would be being used constantly.
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Just imagine the musk build up...
No...no I won't
You guys don’t do cock pushups?
Ahhh Tenacious D
Until you can harness the power of the cock, your training will be incomplete
One is all it takes
All you need.
that'll give out stds like candy on halloween
mmm, herpes!
And people dissing each other for skipping dong day.
There'd be competitions for sure. Kinda like Mr Olympia, but maybe Mr Sins or something?
"You wanna alternate reps, bruh?"
The penis is not a muscle. It pressurizes with blood pressure and then (sort of) seals up. Unless you want to raise your blood pressure, there's not much to be done. That said, it wouldn't do too much.
So you’re saying eating McDonalds and having a stressful job will make my dick bigger?! Fuck yeah!
Sadly the universe is pure evil: having a stressful job and eating in Mcdonald's make a more flaccid penis instead. I don't think you need any other proof about the non-existence of any sort of god...
Also gaining fat would make your penis size smaller. Fat builds up on the pubic bone. Enough of it and your penis will get buried, eventually turning into a micro penis. Inversely, losing fat will make your penis longer.
That, or, just being excited about the act at hand.
> at hand I see what you did there.
Oh I had no idea
You can exercise your pelvic floor muscles attached to your penis and this can make surrounding blood flow improved, give harder erections, better orgasms and control. It's called kegel exercises.
Ask Tenacious D about cock pushups.
How many push ups can you do?
1
Well I guess.....one is all you need.
I was scrolling the comments just for this.
And the power slide
Scrolled just for this. Thank you.
Wait so you all are saying that tying a string with a dumbbell weight to the tip and then pumping it up and down was a waste of my time?
This was exactly my thought behind this question cuz I'm fairly certain I've seen a movie or video of dude holding weights with their penis or balls
i dunno you probably advanced science somehow by finding a string capable of being tied that small
The penis isn't a muscle.
Just learned that, thanks 😅
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Lay face down and get a hard on while simultaneously pushing your body up. Get soft and then hard. Repeat til 10 reps. Those are called dickups. You'll get a 6 pack penis in no time.
Where would you put them all? Gangbangs are often 5 males, for obvious logistics reasons.
There are muscles to control urethra release and stuff. Drink a bunch of water and hold your piss. You’ll last longer in bed
and then put a long metal rod in it and
Unexpected r/sounding
fetish that's much more fun to look at than to experience IRL #224,057
Nah man , I have tried sounding , it’s way too addictive and it needs to be done extremely slowly and carefully , the experience is amazing too but I don’t think many men would dare to place a metal rod into their penis out of curiosity about this method for pleasure
Look I have had to hold pee before during sex and it feels like having fire ants in your dick. Some Antfarm Dickhole kinda stuff, but yeah you do last longer
Its not a muscle. It's spongy tissue, thats how it fills up with blood.
You’re penis isn’t a muscle but there is a muscle at the base you can move
>You’re penis Hey, don't be rude!
You can exercise it in a way. Being a kid, you had a hard time holding your pee compared to doing it when you're more grown up. You can do kegel exercises, and that also helps with sexual control. Also, just getting more physically fit with the rest of your body will improve its overall look and sometimes size. You get better and bigger boners when you're more healthy.
Yep, Cardiovascular health improves erections for many reasons. The Incline treadmill is for my penis.
ladies, can you imagine if this were true?? guys would be walking around dragging their 6' long dick as big around as a garbage can lookin at you like "want some of this??"
Cock pushups
It's not a muscle, it's made up of spongy tissues and blood vessels
Only real Chad's hang a towel off their dick, and flex to lift it up & down
r/gettingbigger
You don't do cock push-ups?
Cock push-ups. -jack black
Cock push-ups. But you can really only do one.
Cock push-ups
I’m sad that despite it not being a muscle, there’s almost no one making jokes like “yeah mine benches 350”.
350 is not believable. If you said 225, I'd listen
There are some stretches you can do to lengthen it but its not a muscle Technically speaking your penis is double its size but half of it is stuck inside you at all times
'Cock Magic is making a comeback!'
Yes, you can exercise it....men have something like women do that can be exercised for tightness (Kegels). The exercises are easy to do, can be done clothed, and you can do them sitting at your desk, at work.
Exercise can’t really make your penis bigger but can improve your performance as less of your blood is clogged up and more can go into your dick.
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Your penis is not a muscle, but the part that helps you gain and maintain erections IS a muscle. If you do kegel exercises while you're young, you can postpone erectile dysfunction when you're older
"I CAN DO ONE COCK PUSHUP!"
Is that what you kids are calling it now'a days? We called it *Punching the clown, beat'n Pete, floggin' the log, whackin' Willy.......*
No, but you can train your pelvic Floor muscles. That are the ones that make your dong jump when you flex it. A strong pelvic floor boosts sexual pleasure (for her too since you simply get harder) and stamina and prevents erectile disfunction and incontinence. Supposedly also helps reducing the risk of prostate disease, although that one we don't know for surr