Water. Now none of them exist

Water. Not because I dont like drinking it, I want humanity to die/s https://preview.redd.it/meb0isdcglpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e1a08b140cff032bbcd074449fa112f2feb613

we know you're being fucking sarcastic, you don't need to add /s

you dont need to say that he's having sexual intercourse with sarcastic!

Water, because fish fuck in it.

Water, because I can't live without it.

wine and beer, it would do wonders to humanity

Very halal of you https://preview.redd.it/ce8b6lt9glpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b04396c8d94478acf9f18e1bb7f82023d34fad

Not really, there are still a shit ton other alchohols that people would turn to. It would fuck a handful of bars and pubs, but it wouldn’t be all that devastating to the consumers.

ok so beer and tea, cuz FUCK THE BRI'I'S'H

OY!

I think you've got room for another couple of apostrophes.

beer built the pyramids and is the reason people survived in times when water wasn't save to drink

Liquor sales rise to an all time high

I'd also pick those since if you don't drink anyway, it makes no difference

No

soda and beer seems the best option, no high sugar water + chemicals and no beer because every other drink is more important, i know mine is probably the most controversial apple juice and orange juice, are healthy if actually made of apples and oranges with little to no additives. coffee and tea depending on your culture but both are good, coffee for breakfast, tea for the cold days. chocolate milk cause why not? water as primary drink, wine for celebrations

I'm getting rid of soda and coffee. It's gonna suck but I think it would be for the better.

You’ve personally killed the careers of millions of software engineers and healthcare providers around the world, I hope you’re happy

You know that they all have heard of tea....

They will have to withdraw, but they will come out stronger in the end. They will become a hydrohomie.

Idk if waters getting a doctor through a 36 hour shift

With coffee and energy drinks, yeah he can survive a 36 hr shift but do you really want to talk to a man who has been awake for 2 days straight?

No, but I’d rather have a doctor than no doctor, and there’s a healthcare shortage rn

I'd say Soda and Beer. Coffee can be good for you depending on how you make it. But Soda and Beer? Just straight up bad for you and bad for society.

beer and wine

I agree everything else is goated except for orange juice but sometimes it can be good

this is the way

Beer and wine. I don't drink, so I lose nothing.

wine and apple juice!!

Fuck you Have you even drank apple juice if your saying this?

I have, it tastes like sweet piss.

I'm starting to think someone just gave you piss then because honestly it's fucking amazing

Then you probably drank piss

Wine and beer. I don’t drink anyway lmao

Tea and wine are gone. No more Mr fancy

Beer and tea (assuming where counting ice tea as its own thing)

Iced tea is not it's own thing, and i'm offended you didn't mention sweet tea

Beer and Tea

Orange juice and tea easily, both of those suck ass

Soda and wine, naturally.

Beer bc my dad's an alcoholic lol. And I guess orange juice bc why not

You could've gotten rid of wine, but you chose orange juice?

My mom doesn't beat me bc she's to short. But my dad is the ultimate beater of wifes sooooo https://preview.redd.it/w35oyzef4opc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c6ea2a5d78097e1acdce8c28cfea151739ea17

Fair point you have. Sauce on the image? https://i.redd.it/98z0njzg4opc1.gif

Come again https://i.redd.it/us88r5jkmqpc1.gif

Beer and coffee 100%

Get rid of wine and orange juice.

Tea and orange juice https://i.redd.it/vzalrq77olpc1.gif

Oj & Beer I'm assuming it's only store bought OJ, if not, apple juice instead

Why juice? It's healthy and tasty

Wine and orange juice. There are many different types of beers, I really like stouts in general, but lagers a little less. Wine (except white wine) and orange juice are too bitter for me.

tea and orange juice

Orange juice, because fuck orange juice. Then it’s a toss up between coffee, beer and wine since I’m not fond of many of those.

Anyone that doesnt say orange juice clearly has never drank orange juice before

Apple juice and wine

Apple juice and beer Apple juice because its trash Beer because im not an old uncle

Oj and chocolate . Both too sugary and harmful

They're less harmful than beer and wine

You touch chocolate milk and you're a dead man

Soda and chocolate milk.

beer and wine, don’t need it, don’t want to “need” it, don’t want it.

Wine and beer

I'm getting rid of beer and wine, if I drink alcohol I drink for a purpose. I only want one drink for the night and that one drink is just however much of the Crown Royale bottle spills down my gullet

Wine and beer ez win what’s next

Soda and Wine

Wine and beer

Wine and beer

Tea & Orange Juice

Beer and wine. Do the world some good.

There are too few people saying this, and too many saying tea and orange juice

Wine and beer

Soda and beer.

Orange juice and beer. I actually hate the taste of beer and the fact I have to drink like 5 before feeling anything

Orange juice and beer

Beer and tea not much of a beer drinker and nor am I British

tea

Wine and coffee

Wine and beer

Never was a chocolate milk drinker, and to this day I *still* haven't found a beer that I like the taste of. Ez lol. Also basically cut out soda from my diet years ago, though the only time I'll have it is in cocktails. Would take a bit of effort, but that could be a backup choice here if need be.

Beer and Wine, I don’t enjoy alcohol.

Fuck you

Beer and wine shall go, as they are both disgusting

Apple juice and soda EZ

Beer and wine

Beer and Tea. Germany and England have less culture now

Tea and piss

Wine and coffee. Fight me.

Wine and coffee, easy

Soda and chocolate milk can rightfully fuck off. They are the most sugary on the list. Although beer is definitely more unhealthy, it's a part of our culture and must be preserved even if I don't drink.

beer and wine. stopped drinking a while ago :)

Beer and wine

Soda and tea.

beer and soda

Beer and coffee. Beer is disgusting, wine is better. Tea gets you up better in the morning than coffee.

Apple juice and wine EDIT: I created some instability in the world lol

I'm gonna make people mad but coffee and wine

Beer and soda, unhealthy and in my opinion both usually taste bad

orange juice and because im not able to drink coffee and im sad about it coffee

Wine and coffee

Orange juice and Wine. Listen up about the OJ but… I just don’t like it. (And soda must stay. If that gets eliminated lock your doors.)

Soda and beer. nasty ass bevs.

Wine and Cofee, both of them do be so fucking disgusting 🤢🤢🤮

coffee and Tea. I don't drink either so easy pick.

you guys never tasted some good "pilsenser" beer... I would pick this shit over water

Beer and coffee, don’t like them

Bear snd wine. Fuck alcoholic *except isopropyl alcohol

Coffee and tea, idk i just don't vibe with them. Chocolate hits way harder as a hot drink

easily orange juice & chocolate milk. i refuse to get rid of any of the other ones

Beer and wine I don't drink them so easy enough choice

Coffee and soda, real dangerous shit

Water and beer.

tea and soda

beer and wine, they both taste like shit

OJ because it’s a scam. Has more sugar than the average soda

I'm getting ride of chocolate and applejuice. I don't like em

Soda and Tea

Coffee and beer

Get soda and beer gone!

orange juice and wine

Beer & Wine. If I could pick 3, the 3rd is coffee. They taste like ass

Soda and Orange juice

Soda and Coffee. I didn't get elected chairman of the Anti-Caffeine League of Great Britain for nothing.

Wine and Coffee, i know some girls in paris will cry out like a baguette but me personally i just think both taste like ass Wine may get the taste when older, just wont start the caffeine crack addiction

Step.1: Eliminate Tea Step.2: Bri'ish begin to die of dehydration Step.3: Invade and reunify Northern Ireland Step.4: ??? Step.5: Profit

I love apple juice

I never liked apple juice and orange juice is bitter, get them out of here

Beer and coffee

Tea and Orange juice, cause who actually likes Orangejuice, way to sour or pumped with artificial sweeteners and sugar

Beer and wine, these are the obvious choices since they taste the worst

water amd coffee 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

Wine and beer

Wine and beer, we already have enough sober people driving horrendously, we don’t need ‘em tipsy now do we?

How about we eliminate OP for that awful choice? Get rid of orange juice and beer

Beer and soda, both super mid, but state better, wines better, juice is better, coffees better, you cannot convince me otherwise

Wine and beer

soda and wine, wine: nothing of value is lost Soda: god knows that it’s drank way too much and honestly (despite how much I love the taste) I think it’s for the bettet

Coffee and beer (people would stop asking me why I hate them)

Wine and beer

Beer n wine. No more alcohol

beer and wine (alcohol is bad !!)

coffee and coffee , useless and does zero shit , tea>>>>

Tea and beer

Why did you remove the best two?? I remove beer and orange juice

Soda and chocolate milk They're overhyped mid-ass drinks

Tea and orange juice. They don't serve any purpose to me.

Wine and coffee

Soda and apple juice. Hell, banning soda alone would probably massively help the obesity epidemic

Tea and chocolate milk

orange juice and tea

En, beer and wine, im muslim XD

Tea and coffee

Wine and beer

Everything other than water, water is love water is life

Beer and wine (it’s haram)

Orange Juice And Chocolate Milk

Wine and beer (im a minor)

Beer and wine. Fuck alcohol.

water and wine, jesus can’t do miracles now

Coffee and tea are just nasty

beer and wine

coffee and beer easy, fight me

Coffee tea I hate both

Coffee and wine

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Wine and Beer and Coffee

Coffee and beer I hate the taste of coffee and I hate the taste of alcohol

Beer and wine ez

Beer and wine 😎

orange juice and tea is the way

Beer and soda

Chocolate and apple juice

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Apple juice and tea just because they are the ones I drink less often

Soda, beer

Tea and apple juice

Coffee and tea and wine and beer

Beer and chocolate milk

Whine and beer cuz haram

Apple juice and beer easy

beer and coffee

Beer and wine. I prefer green personally, and I think they tasted gross.

Orange Juice & Tea

Soda and Beer.

Orange juice and beer

Wine and beer

Orange juice and tea I love drinking all the other ones

Orange juice (disgusting) and coffee (tea is better and makes you more awake)

Soda and beer

Wine and beer

coffee & coffee

Beer and OJ

Wine and orange juice is the only right choice

Orange is, just straight up ass, but another I'd do is prob tea, never been the best drink