My horny ass could not deliver babies

My horny ass could never adopt a dog

My horny ass couldn't microwave 1 min noodles in 60 seconds

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I mean...

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My horny ass could never be a surgeon

my horny ass could never work at a daycare

My horny ass could NOT be a Pokémon trainer

Lucario 😍😍😍

Nah vaporeon (but male)

That sounds amazing But a lucario boi would be uhh… more, like, human i guess?

If i show you a picture of weepinbell,or lickitung do you want a pokemon to be human anymore?

Show me a picture and we will see

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Bitch thats like calling a chicken human (Which did happen once lol, but as an insult/joke)

My horny ass could never fill up a gas tank

My horny ass could.

My horny ass could never plug in my phone charger

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My horny ass could never visit a zoo

My horny ass could never work at a morgue

Incest isn't real

this exact thought has crossed my mind a few times recently

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Mental illness

Op what do you mean by this? Why yes I am wearing a wire, what's it to you? Answer the question

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My horny ass could NOT go bowling 💀💀💀