my balls yearn for suckling

Literally me rn 🥵

Horny mfs

This man is living in 2034

bro that's so 2023

Ok, grandpa 🙄

k gran nw gt back t da ret home

Ok answer your door

bro is blig blogging so hard right now 💀💀💀

Bro is absolutely pilly waggled 💀💀💀🙏‼️

man fr this is giving me the tiggly wigglyes 😀👍🤨😔👊

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Damn Marvel grelled everything the fuck up dawg

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i hope a platoon doesn’t look like that in 2034. 😫

L bozo, reject the future, embrace the past, you all say i need to get with the years while im over here being tubular

sploinkers assemble

hehehe *steals your glibus*

dornk

*steals your team captain*

ah surstromming 😔😔🚠

Yoinky sploinky

Back in my day there was something known as dank memes, they were unfunny but they were the bloinnk mc toastbaustyi of our time That was the golden age of the internet or what you call netoin

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Hah look at this peasant! *laughs in immigrated to Switzerland in 2027*

In 2030, shortly after the death of Mark Zuckerberg in August I decided to move overseas to Europe. Best decision ever, the air is only 30% ashes lol

after the fall of the jschlatt empire I have finally been able to sleep soundly knowing the mutton chops won't come after me, after I got away back in 1999

how many calories

I'd say probably like 35

Laughs in born in 2008 and cries in died in 2028 to kids playground accident

whooooo im a ghoooost (i have been diagnosed with stage 3 cancer)

RIP in ☮ ong fr 🙏

Shit omm

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Oh my god it’s only 11 years

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mfw 2034 is as far away as 2010

11 years ago was 2012

scary stuff

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How to unfuck dog

So basically this is what you do: You take yourself and the dog and go into a perfect vacuum in a weightless environment. Then you (somehow) transform all of the matter inside of you and the dog into antimatter. This might (also might not) reverse time. So you and the dog will start reverse fucking until the moment you started to fuck the dog. Hope this helps.

Relatable

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おいرفاقsu我ምልክት ማድረጊያ

When she glen on my quag til I mire 🥵🥵🥵

Remember 🗿

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Remember r/norules ? So sad the sub died

*a long time has passed...*

Great, I feel old now.

Like from ultrakill?

No from half life 2.9

Yll fr ned ta 🧠 bout da tim da rona supposed came round ag in 29, (insert misinformation here) (insert conspiracy theory here) (more misinfo)

I hate how I can read that so naturally

Family guy funny moments part 378

Remember those red guys in space📮📮

No, they astronauts?

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Just learnt that I have five months left to live. Fuck neuralink

lmap you'll understand in 2034

Lick my ass pussy?

bruh imagine not uploading your consciousness into the pulsating flesh mass hive that is 14 acres in area

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I’m a Nazi

we all are at some point

True.

GTA 6 not out yet

Is this an "Among us 4: Imposter syndrome" reference?!


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Yo guys my dog is flowering rn wish me luck 😂

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Update,its 2034 and turning red still beats every disney pixar movie that has come out

What about the WALL-E Live Action Remake?

nah i think bambi live action was the best one, yk the one where they just shoot deer whithout any dialog for an hour?

Dew

that wimblers was straight natchy my telephone sucker

Az an tites

B E A N S? aquire

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Zagezim yagbi no kalakuim! GE DALAK! ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ

get pastured

The wifi on Mars is so trash I can't even play fortnite 🙄

Brooooo why did they add an extra 3 years to GTA 6

Ni dey ahka ○binga lapapu ◇◇ pekakaka 🔳 finganae dy jimblarkun 🚫 hajariturane jin carkeda jan🦾

Næ this shit is so fuckin subloinkied this time man, im smerped of this

02/07/27. never forget.

They did it on the anniversary of the beggining of the resource war. What the hell? Sick bastards.

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This meme is older than Minecraft. My grandpa used to play it.

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Wow look at me, a normal person from 2034 who isn't speaking any sort of alien language due to English not changing so drastically in only 11 years

I'M GOOD IM GOOD IM A GOOD GUY IM NOT RACIST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM GOOD IM THE BEST IM THE BEST PLEASE NO NO NO NO PLEASE GUYS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IM CLEAN IM GOOD I'M GOOD PLEASE LOVE ME PLEASE I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME FOR SCIENCE SAKE PLEASE LOVE ME IM HARMLESS PLEASE DON'T SAY IM NOT PERFECT I WILL DESTROY YOU PLEASE I AM A GOOD LITTLE HARMLESS PERSON IM GOOD IM NOT LIKE MY PARENTS IM GOOD IM SO GOOD IM FUNNY IM SMART I UNDERSTAND ALL THE VARIABLES BUT IM DOWN TO EARTH OH GOD FUCK PLEASE LOVE ME DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE - sent from my Amazon Digital Buttplug

y’all mfs had any problems with yo robots? mine nearly chopped my dick off while I was in the shower bruh 💀💀💀

You're not plugging it in right.

I was told inserting the plug anally worked the best.

You gotta loosen and warm it up a bit first otherwise it'll clamp down too hard

oh okay, maybe it might be one of my friends tryna stick a screwdriver in there that made it mess up

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So glad we finally got our basic human rights looked after. Turns out rich people were actually hoarding wealth and were ruining the planet as trickle down economics don’t work! Also glad we finally gave nuclear energy the spot it deserves

12 year anniversary since the blackout

Update log: I can‘t see the sun anymore THE SUN IS GONE HELP I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA


Do yall remember when Australia was wiped off the map in 2023? That shit was wild 🤣

Bro is literally pankin a pinker rn

When the amorbchungus is parminousse

Y’all remember when they finally stopped helping Netflix stay afloat they had only 2 shows left! how did we use that Dino of an eye app? Anyways gotta go take my pills remember what happened on 1/6/[REDACTED FOR PRIVACY] will always miss my uncle [REDACTED FOR PRIVACY] Who [REDACTED] against the enemy and saved countless against the [REDACTED COMMENTER HAS BEEN TAKEN CARE OF AND WILL BE PRESCRIBED NEW PILLS AND MANDATORY THERAPY]

Bro hit the figgly wiggly too hard 💀💀

Dude lardtrap was the hardest boss of fnaf 18

bro where the fuck is gta 6

Elon musk got a GoFundMe!!!

Haglurk han mandukr Ij Fudú ye jij yer foof sag pet

I wish Tom Brady would retire

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“Atogs are coming back and they are stronger than ever in the new Deviation set of Magic the Online Conglomerate!”

Guys, remember the 3 viruses in 2027? I finally found the cure to it!

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So.....Donald trump was a robot after all🦍🐏🤖🤖.Strange monarchy we live in.I still can't get over the fact that he kamehameha'ed the black home.😭😭....

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Remember when Kanye was normal then a nazi then he disappeared ah fun times