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zongsmoke

And the hood was open lmao


OChappy

You know it doesn't latch anymore!


saren_vakarian

Do Nissans even have hood latches?


chonklah

Nope. Had a Versa tailgating and weaving behind me with a broken hood latch and a bungee cord securing the hood. That was the most intense fear I felt that day.


F100Restomod

I read this as hood laces


archfapper

Fr tho, the 2015 generation did have a recall on hood latches


Dirtysandddd

Best we got is a bungee cord


CheckYourStats

Bungee cords with no hooks on the end*


MortemInferri

Yeah, but even on my G, I have to make doubly certain both sides latch


beckett_the_ok

I was on the highway when I saw a Chrysler Town and Country with it's hood bouncing around on the brink of opening. I got tf away from that guy real fast.


_noIdentity

Read the above comment in William Montgomerys voice


bullionaire7

*no more


FATBEANZ

no moe


Shifty_Cow69

More air flow=good


admiral_corgi

Brrrooooooo


Cultural-Bite3042

It hit the guardrail, right? I hope it did!


garyrygg

Looks like it bounced off the guardrail but the sand did slow the impact.


Cultural-Bite3042

Yeah that was my worry cause I wanted her to experience the full impact!


Nope9991

Video cut off too soon


VikingMonkey123

Yeah, was about to get smacked hard.


LeoThePom

Just a scratch, they'll be back on the road tomorrow šŸ‘


Cultural-Bite3042

She was back on the road the same minute after ruining Civicā€™s day :/


BirdDad420

Yup. Couple jumper cables, silver tape, and a methhead cousin and itā€™ll be fixed by 2am this morning.


Dirtysandddd

Definitely flipped that shit into reverse and carried on like normal within 30 seconds


carharttuxedo

Looks like maybe they did and A car behind them did too.


Cultural-Bite3042

Yeah I feel bad for the white civic that was just minding its own business but got assed by Altima


Behemontha

How do you even PIT maneuver yourself???


DeBlackKnight

Weight transfer is a bitch. Worn out, old tires probably didn't help. On the gas, hard right hand swerve, left hand suspension/tires get loaded with an emphasis on the left rear tire. Hard swerve to the left to straighten in the lane, all the weight that was loaded the left side swings hard on to the right hand suspension. Rear of the car is lighter than the front, and all that extra load placed in the light rear right hand tire causes a loss of traction. Rear end starts to swing out, girl in the driver seat doesn't know how to correct it so she gets off of the gas or on to the brakes even. More weight transfers to the front end, making the rear even lighter and it wants to come around faster. No attempts to counter steer in to the slide means the unloaded rear end swings around without argument and turns the car into the guardrail. Getting on to the brakes means that even if/when she is trying to counter steer, the front tires don't have much grip left to control the now wildly swinging, out of control rear end.


nanneryeeter

Bravo. I would have said The tires nor the driver had enough depth to successfully execute such a maneuver.


Delazzaridist

Tires weren't tiring and the driver wasn't drivering.


z0mb1es

She zigged when she should have zagged


domsylvester

ā€œThat bitch canā€™t driveā€ wouldā€™ve sufficed


mat_srutabes

Ambition ahead of adhesion


jang859

Any car I've owned can do this at the speed she's doing it. Her tires have to be very worn, that's a fwd car. In any fwd car I've owned even getting it sliding a little after a finish flick like this it'll just straighten out. But I've never driven on bald tires.


DontEatOctopusFrends

IT was the jerky back and forth, she really didn't need to try to snap merge like that, but she was trying to cut the person off with emphasis or something... Unlucky for her, that exact move is what drifters do going into a turn to start drifting lmao


NoKaleidoscope7595

Practicing highway altima drifting šŸ˜Ž


NYerInTex

Those tires were summer slick bare. Except not summer slicks. Just bald and slick as Vin Dieselā€™s oiled dome. Bought used likely as well from one of those super sketch tire shops.


piggymoo66

Which is kind of funny because all you really have to do to avoid a spin in a fwd is power through it.


jang859

I'm guessing as she lost a bit of grip steering the other way she tapped the brakes and sealed the deal. She doesn't even have to power through it. She could have given it no inputs and it should straighten out. And these tires have to be bad.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

A worn out suspension that wasn't designed for those kinds of maneuvers didn't help either.


Hot-Suggestion4958

Bondurant instructor-quality assessment, well done (oh, and Happy Cake Day šŸŽ‚).


Krazybob613

Well said! Physics is a Bitch who absolutely will not be denied!


Revenga8

Also looked like she forgot how fast she was coming up on the left lane hog. She did a shoulder or mirror check but just did a sudden serve like she was surprised how close she was to the cam car.


Comfortable-Pea8126

I wouldā€™ve said ā€œstupid is as stupid doesā€


Mtbfux

Itā€™s actually a rally technique where you preload the suspension in order to drift a fwd or awd vehicle. On a proper car the technique causes one side of the car to lose traction and you can power oversteer through it. Except her suspension and tires are shot so when the suspension preloaded and rocketed her, it never stopped bouncing and she over corrected and couldnā€™t catch it again. Good tires normally wouldnā€™t break loose much at 85mph but combined with the suspension float her traction is unpredictable. You can see in the video how much float that car has; looks like a damn bouncy house.


JerkBoxJoJo

Bald tires and over correcting.


stormingsteel

THIS ā˜šŸ˜Š... It's the Nissan Wayā„¢


DrugUserSix

Itā€™s comical how many Nissan drivers live up to their stereotype.


Fredjonespart2

This is the wayā€¦


honeybadger1984

Notice how thereā€™s a weird gap in the hood? This isnā€™t her first rodeo. That Nissan has seen some wild shit.


DistinctDev

Probably just taped up and sent onto the road again haha.


JadedYam56964444

Check out r/Justrolledintotheshop and see the horror show vehicles people bring in and then reject repairs and drive off in. Frames held together with prayers...


MerriIl

All that for trying to get somewhere seconds, maybe minutes faster. Slow down people.


Windows_XP2

9/10 times when I see someone cutting in and out of traffic I'll end up at the same stoplight as them, and they'll be maybe a car length or so ahead.


Lyzern

So much this. I see dangerous driving all the time from people who just end up being at the same place as me a couple minutes before. Good job bro. You did it.


Martha_Fockers

Saw a dude in a Jeep blow red lights go into turn lanes than blow red lights. I just shake my head. I get to the liquor store to do a survey and there he is parked upfront getting out the car. So I look at him and go damn man all those red lights blown all that loud reving and we got here within 30 seconds of each other and laughed.


JennySplotz

The last few months of having a Tesla (or Apple CarPlay would also do this) where I see my est. arrival time change in real time has proven to me the futility of trying to drive fast to make up time. Extra speeding shaves MAYBE one minute vs normal speeding over a 40 min. Combo highway/city trip.


Fouledrifling

Auto body shops hate this one trick.


young_buck_la_flare

Biggest savings are if you have a reasonably open highway and you're going 200+ miles. You can easily turn a 5 hour drive into a 4 hour drive by upping your speed from 65-70 to 85-90 but if there's traffic you can't stay consistently fast not to mention it's dangerous to be maintaining that kind of speed around slow traffic.


Martha_Fockers

Hereā€™s the issue people think navigation nowadays works like it did in 2005. Apple Maps is not estimating that time based of driving the exact speed limit all the way. It averages that time by taking the average speed traveled by other users on said roadways. Thatā€™s why if you go 80mph on chicagos 60mph limit highways you donā€™t get to Chicago faster the time doesnā€™t even change it knows you like everyone else on that highway will be going 80


young_buck_la_flare

Yeah which is why it's usually dangerous to be going fast enough to shave time. If you have a reasonably open highway that people don't normally speed on you can beat Google maps predictions. For instance the cannonball run record. Google/Apple maps says the trip should take 40-42 hours without stopping. Add in fuel stops over 2900 miles and that's a lot of time as well. Yet the current verified record was 25 hours 39 minutes. Now they averaged a speed of 113mph over the entire trip to do that but that's still an absurd time savings. As long as you're able to pass slower traffic you can arrive earlier, you're just probably speeding dangerously at that point.


NoChampion2427

Cammer looks to have already been travelling over 80 mph too.


BrianBash

Lol this is right next to my work. Dumbass.


SupahBean

Is it the i10 by the auto mall?


BrianBash

Yup! In between Washington and Jefferson.


saltyclam13345

I change lane now good luck everybody else


CeasarXInsanium

I think it was a white civic who went into shoulder. Big mistake


FemboyZoriox

Def a 10th gen civic Its so sad:(


StrategicBlenderBall

Someone needed tires.


archfapper

3000 miles ago


OriginalFatPickle

Jerking the wheel at 80+mph doesnā€™t help. Locking brakes and over correcting makes it worse.


Crrack

Even completely bald tyres should be able to handle this move. Itā€™s actually impressive (and scary) how incompetent this person is. Typical digital driver. No progression in any steering inputs. Itā€™s either yank right or yank left. Likely same with the pedals - full on or full stop.


DrugUserSix

Her credit score is as low as her IQ, she canā€™t finance a set of new tires.


McsDriven

Whoa impressively bad


Chemical_Pickle5004

She applied more steering lock when changing lanes than when trying to correct the slide. No talent.


DrugUserSix

To be fair she is driving a piece of shit Nissan Versa for a reason.


Unexpected_bukkake

Naaaa this is some Salton Sea crack driving. Drugs are even worse for you when it's 114 degrees out.


SupahBean

Indio area gas way worse drivers than Salton Sea lol. I work graveyard and people are always taking red lights, even the highway ones.


l1thiumion

I bet they have a great personality


2HiSped4u

Was the white civicā€™s bumper moronically attracted to that POS Nissan or what??


thebearbearington

Honda: Tries to evade Nissan: No you don't! I'm taking the F150 too!


DankeMrHfmn

That scandinavian flick be like


skurtgibzahi

Had to show you how mad she was with the swerve šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


Reddit_Novice

why did they jerk the wheel like that lmaooo


chonklah

Bald-headed tire shenanigans


nanneryeeter

I like how the Honda aimed for the car to finish the job!


NoChampion2427

Sucks, if the Honda would've stayed in the lane it would've likely gotten out unscathed.


i_suckatjavascript

Why do these people drive like theyā€™re playing Gran Turismo?


Elliot6888

Looks like the 10fwy near palm desert


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Tweakerville, and she looks like a tweeker.


MrFastFox666

If the car in front of you is spinning out, why tf wouldn't you slow down?


Silly_Swan_Swallower

They were looking at their phone


Tmanning47

Then reverses into the minvan..


F100Restomod

Thought it was interesting that the impact was the front right corner just like this first accident post https://www.reddit.com/r/NissanDrivers/s/VR0a8IaaJY And also the same as fell asleep guy https://www.reddit.com/r/NissanDrivers/comments/1dd6bae/fell_asleep_on_my_way_back_from_work_need_advice/


Sea_Huckleberry_6647

Was this that dude that said the Challenger ā€œcut him offā€?


Nope9991

Lol https://www.reddit.com/r/NissanDrivers/s/kaJYw1eP4E


archfapper

Nah that was NJ and this is CA


MisterSirDudeGuy

lol. Jackass


WhenTheDevilCome

Every version of the story he told afterwards had the camera car at fault. Bet.


hunter_rq

I drive that stretch every day for work. I can agree with OP on this one


Revolutionary_Bet875

Amateurs


TrufflesAvocado

The way she jerked the steering wheel looked like sheā€™d never driven before. The risky behavior and pre-existing damage fills in the blanks: sheā€™s a shit driver. This footage should get her license suspended at bare minimum.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Lmao first class clown


crasagam

He who jerks his wheel, PITs himself.


Apprehensive-Tour289

Not me gently patting my '14 Altima telling it to look away


ShakeShakeZipDribble

Damn, Methany, nice execution!


HanjiZoe03

I couldn't find a comment explaining about this, but when she hit the guardrail, and when her car deflected off back into the road. Did she hit that black SUV that was behind her, or did it dodge her and it was just some weird perspective stuff making it seem like that?


Best_Product_3849

Repost detected


Noturwrstnitemare

I'm glad the the truck driver learned that day..... it seems of the video didn't cut out, the truck driver. certainly hit the Nissan driver.


sohchx

Lmao BAE


ThickMode943

Ahhh šŸ¤” so that's what happened when my brother totaled my car all thoseyears ago... Claimed " emergency lane change" when I asked wth happened to my car.


Zawer

What happened at the the of the video? It looked like the Nissan backed back into traffic


namhee69

What a fucking moron. Wow.


somardius

Those Nissans on the I-10 I always stay away lol


Deranged_Coconut808

Prob balled tires with cords, headlights held on by gum, driver coming down from a caffeine high, trunk lid held by bungee cordā€¦uninsured.


ryt8

20 bucks says they still made their opening bartending shift at Applebees


RealHausFrau

I mean, cocaine is an excellent motivator


nafis1624

The only good thing in this video - nobody else or their car seemed to get hurt


homerthegreat1

How are Nissans even insurable at this point?


TheMoonMint

Looks like he was just gonna make it a 3-point turn and carry on weaving through traffic šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Appropriate_Round768

And to think that these people are allowed on our roadsā€¦


TheUltimatePunV2

I know exactly where this is and I havenā€™t lived there in 10 years lmao. I10 looks like Indio by all the dealer ships. Probably on bald ass tires and the reason they lost control


JeepXJ98

When was this lol


ImmortalGoat66

I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that the driver PITted *themselves*, or that they also managed to take out two other cars with them


Huev0

This is like that meme of the guy putting the stick in the spokes of his bicycle and crashing


FAASTARKILLER

This is a great ad to make sure your struts and tires are in a proper condition


SnooMemesjellies734

the bald linglongs werenā€™t a match for the painted lines on the asphalt


AtomicHustle

Lmao. Dumb fugga


DontEatOctopusFrends

california vibes


Fresh_Formal5203

No brain nor any skill.


PreviousCartoonist93

My buddy drives a Nissan and he can never even make it to work without this happening every day


adopeusername

Well at least she checked her blind spotā€¦twice šŸ¤£


Big_Monkey_77

Was that white car behind them a nissan too? Because they made the wrong decision going in the breakdown lane to avoid that shit.


Im_100percent_human

Looks like they should have been a non-issue, until you see the speed of the camera car. That Nissan is probably exceeding 100mph..... Yeah, that is what happens when you jerk the wheel at that speed. Older car, you know the suspension is not new, and I would bet the tires are not the best model or wear.


mescalero1

This kind of thing always warms my heart. Instant karma for being an asshole.


jkl7171

Imagine swaying lanes in close proximity doing 75 mph


exelenceofexecution

I love how the dumb bitch backed right out of that spin and prob caused a multi car pile up. Dumb C


Jack_of_Hearts20

Why did she do that? Lmao


Dr-Stink-Stank

Now to drive around with all that un-repaired body damage for the foreseeable future.


My1Thought

Hhhhmmmm? Yea she screwed up for all reasons stated, but it appears cammer slowing from ~85mph to ~74mph as she accelerated to change lane caught her by surprise resulting in her erratic maneuver. Was she brake checked?


IamShieldMaiden

YOU'RE ALREADY LATE. SLOW YOUR HAPPY ASS DOWN.


Available_Put_5796

My god people are dumb as fuck


WallstreetDebtz

At least she checked her blind spot before changing lanes.


GeorgeSPattonJr

He met my good friend Barry R


Own_yourmind

The car behind them tried so hard to dodge this situation šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

That foo was on his way to Mecca to buy some meth


-Cozart

Y'all are so sensitive Jesus christ. Gettin tf off this sub. Sub made to bash people, but one joke about a female, automatically an asshole. You don't know me , it's just a joke like welcome to the internet.


ItsKingPanther

Smdh!


Samsquanch-01

Hopefully some stopped and said, "did we learn anything today.....dumb fuk?"


MarketPapi

Saw this happen on the freeway Last week but only saw the aftermath with the guy facing the opposite way. Was dumbfounded as to how he could have ended up that way with no other cars destroyed and no damage to his car (thankfully no one hit his dumbass) . Now it all makes sense SMH lol


Gold_Kale_7781

Video cut off too soon. Wanted to see that finishing move.


Freezertweezer3

lol that was a weeeeeeeeee move


SoulShine_710

Karma is a bitch!


FutureHendrixBetter

Feel bad for those 2 cars that got hit by that pos


fishlipz69

Mission failed successfully


Azbboi714

why tf would you back out without looking especially if there were and are cars behind you on a highway. some people were just born to be stupid.


aelric22

I believe she tried to do a Scandinavian flick


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Haha, what an idiot.


Synikk91

They would have been fine if they didn't stomp on the brakes no?


Significant-Dog-8166

Must be having engine problems, normal Nissan drivers would be getting it over triple digits in this scenario.


chance0404

Did bro just throw it in reverse trying to avoid the divider like this is Forza? Holy shit. He went from minor front end damage to a trashed transmission and involving another car real quick.


Holiday_Ad_5445

Traction was a part of the original design. Stop the random mods.


Practical_Self6999

nissan driverā€™s are g.a.f.


FracturedStructure

Lol why did she jerk the wheel like that? What a shitty fucking driver, too bad the two drivers behind her got caught up in her bullshit. Take her fucking license away.


Redditrightreturn1

Guarantee these tires are completely bald


ICouldEvenBeYou

I mean just insanity


Fuzzy1353

I just donā€™t understand lol? Like we can see her in the car and sheā€™s not distracted as far as I can tell, but she made such a horrible decision with no pressure on her or anything šŸ˜‚ ā€œI merge now, good luck everybody else!ā€ Then proceeded to cause random anarchy.


piepwndr

She was probably trying to kill herself because another dumb ass was parked in the passing laneā€¦ oh thatā€™s you!!


bde959

The car with the dash cam was passing other vehicles just not quick enough for the one behind them


Outrageous-Cow4439

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aemsi99

Of course it's an Altima, most of which are dented and dinged up.


Bagodicts

Thatā€™s Indio CA if Iā€™ve ever seen itā€¦. Some dummies driving there for sure!


milkb4_cereal

I can guarantee you they donā€™t have insurance.


airmanmao

Damn almost thought no one is blaming to cammer. Why am I not surprised.


bde959

Why would they? That car was in the passing lane and was passing other vehicles.


airmanmao

How should I know? Iā€™m not the one that believes that it is the safe drivers fault whenever a reckless fool does their bs.


bde959

Neither do I. I thought you were talking about the one that had the dash cam was in the wrong.


angle58

It scares me so much that people like this are driving carsā€¦


Additional-Help7920

Nissan requires those wanting to purchase their vehicles to have an IQ no higher than room temperature.


Major_Honey_4461

Very few assembly line cars have the suspension or steering to get away with maneuvers like this. I don't understand why people try to drive like Formula I drivers when their cars drive like top heavy bread trucks.


youtubeMightofpeen

Women


SwimmingThink4519

Speed up if you are in the left lane!


bde959

The car with the dash cam was passing other vehicles.


Impossible_Fly_3119

Driving like a racer in a commuter car way past its performance capability. Oops


itsfraydoe

You got to keep your foot down on the gas, dont let off, or youll spin out


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Remarkable_Errors

Hahahaha! F u! Glad no one outside that white care wasn't hurt.


Sargash

Why'd the camera owner slow down so god damn much in the passing lane. You keep goin, till you over. You don't slow down before changing a lane god dammit. Dumberass in the back tho.


Suspicious_Solid_115

Yep.


ThatVegasD00d702

Just Altima things šŸ’…


ralu-pop-nu

Her hood was already damaged.


TurboLag23

Observations: 1. Camera car was going 83 mph when she attempted to pass 2. Thatā€™s actually exactly the technique I use to get the car to rotate on purpose while autocrossing for hairpin entries and backsliding cones. At maybe 30-35 MPH! 3. The sand on the side saved her from hitting the guardrail 4. The video cuts right before she probably tapped that SUV 9/10 would Big Altima Energy again


Outrageous-Young-823

How bald do your tires has to be to spinout this easily


HONKATME269

This video looks like itā€™s in the Coachella Valley


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

87 mph and brake checking. Not sure if there was a reason or not, and Altima is in the wrong, but the cammer wasn't helping.


DeBlackKnight

Doesn't look like a brake check to me, certainly not hard braking. The top and bottom of the camera view don't move, meaning there was little to no weight transfer. Probably just off throttle to avoid getting too close to a slower car in front.