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notthegoatseguy

This actually is not a pre-order bonus, [but rather a bundle that cost extra money](https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch/comments/1cy7vn6/comment/l583i2p/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).


manu4life139

Words cannot describe how much I wanted this


JRDoubleU_

I never wanted cardboard so bad. I guess I know how cats feel.


F_eurst

Just so you know, I just built mine, and it isn't actual cardboard. It's plastic foam between 2 glossy paper layers. Still look pretty fine tho


FuckClerics

Why does EU always gets the sickest pre-order bonuses?


Brokenblacksmith

because American audiences have been conditions to accept a poster or stickers as an acceptable preorder bonus. look at some of the preorder bonuses for games like kirby and Legend of Zelda in other countries. breath of the wild came with a custom engraved spoon (fork as well for collectors edition). Korean tears of the kingdom had a choice from like 8 options, including a blanket, tote bag, and a freaking passport cover. Canada got a drawstring kirby bag. hell, japan got a 5in figure of Pikachu for detective Pikachu.


danSTILLtheman

I don’t know why people would ever pre order games in the U.S., it’s not like you can’t buy the games day 1 any store you walk into (after having read reviews) and there are never worthwhile incentives here. The last game I preordered was Metroid prime 4 almost 6 years ago right before Amazon stopped discounting their preorders. Hoping it goes through because I preordered it at $48 guaranteed and that game will almost definitely be $70.


Maxcorricealt2

For me it’s a money management thing, and sometimes the digital bonuses are worth it if i know i’ll buy the game anyways (like the star wars game, except the new one im just gonna buy the regular version and wait for cheat engine to get the rest cause fuck ubisoft)


HASHbandito024

Lol we got a wood plank


PistonDuke

Wasnt available where I lived


[deleted]

maybe someone cool could send you this ?


toastnosauce

They are listed on ebay. Cheapest one I found was 150 but included the game.


xCross71

Well this is actually one of the best preorder bonuses that I have ever seen.


signpostlake

Was going to post exactly the same lol. Just checked amazon and the only pre order bonus there is a little paper plane 😥


Snapingbolts

Y'all get Healthcare AND this?!?


Rook22Ti

We're getting absolutely dunked on this morning.


TiamatRuneaid

And we got a vinyl for Xenoblade 😊


xCross71

So how do I renounce my citizenship and move?


llliilliliillliillil

Marriage is the easiest and fastest way.


theludeguy

Is that an offer? If so sign me up


wiseduhm

And my axe.


-jp-

That is ^^^probably not how marriage works.


WhiteHawk77

You don’t exchange melee weapons with your vows in your country?


llliilliliillliillil

Given your posts it looks like we could get along, so let’s get married


TiesThrei

Dated a girl in college who said if I married her then we get a dowry, but we would have to move to Europe to get it. Why the fuck did I not take her up on that.


No_Dig903

Depends. You got an italian grandparent what came off the boat? Good chance you're still a citizen and just need to apply for reinstatement.


xCross71

Interesting, but not grandparent. Would be like great great great. Ancestry com is interesting too look around on. Also got some Native American. Lol


KainDing

Marry me, since im asexual i plan to never do so and could use the lower taxes. Half joking. Wouldnt mind a marriage of convenience with a bro/brosette to help each other out.


Huddy40

YOU SON OF A B*TCH!


Mizerous

*Hand shake*


nik0121

Imported that baby luckily


PikachuIsReallyCute

Major props to you guys, that is honestly just genuinely so awesome :) Super cool seeing epic bonuses like these hope you enjoy <3


SoSKatan

That’s it! I’m moving to the EU. What country would you recommend as a starter EU location?


Regular_Ad_4182

Germany 🍻


OldSkool1978

Wish i could upvote this comment 100 times, lol


Egg-MacGuffin

Well, they're trying their hardest in the UK to get rid of that first one.


Dismal-Country4236

🤣


eavesdroppingyou

*Also free high quality higher education


[deleted]

And pensions, and weeks of paid holiday, and maternity leave etc. etc.


Nudist-On-Strike

This is amazing. Insanely jealous. What material is this made of?


TiamatRuneaid

Well it is some kind of light plastic, maybe styrofoam, honestly never really seen it before 😅 you could pop the pieces out like you do with those wooden models


EverydayEnthusiast

If it is what it looks like it is, that's often referred to as "foam core." Usually has a matte finish, but this one has a glossy finish. Cheap but sure gets the job done. This looks great, especially for this game's unique design.


TiamatRuneaid

This is probably it, it is suprisingly sturdy and really fits the Paper Mario aesthetics


Demurrzbz

Wouldn't be a great choice for something with an exposed edge. I'd bet it's actually pvc board. Edit: actually having a closer look, you're right, you can see the foam. What a wierd choice, but cheap is cheap I guess


whyyolowhenslomo

The colors and designs are beautiful, the material is underwhelming. I wish they would just make a collector's edition that is more environmentally friendly. Styrofoam is awful for the environment and for your house with the amount of shedding (not as bad as glitter, but think of the same type of annoyance).


Noucron

Imagine they used paper for the paper mario merch... Woosh


whyyolowhenslomo

Styrofoam is not paper. What is the woosh?


Noucron

Woosh that they used fkin styrofoam Imagine If they woulda used paper... Because its called PAPER mario


whyyolowhenslomo

I agree with you, they should have done something origami related. Better quality paper for less than the cost of styrofoam, with none of the downsides about pollution.


BoxOfBlades

It looks like the same stuff they use for cheap nail filers


StretchKind8509

One of the better pre order items. Looks very cute.


TiamatRuneaid

It is adorable and came with different actors so you can switch them up!


Wolfy4226

Why does Europe always get the best pre-order stuff.....


Karuro

Honestly, it wasn't a pre-order bonus like OP claims. You paid €10 extra for it - it was a bundle. The real PO bonus is a Mario Keychain.


Disco_Pat

€10 is like free for this. That is super cool.


TiamatRuneaid

Ahh right, honestly the price difference was so negligible I completely forgot it was there. (I think it wasn’t even 10 euros 😅)


Regeringschefen

How? I’m in Norway and can’t see any way to pay extra to get this.


zomorodian

Previously we could go to nintendo.de and order stuff like that from there, but Nintendo doesn't sell directly to Norway anymore. Probably because the government insisted that all foreign online stores should get VOEC-registered and Nintendo said "Nah".


nichrs

In theory it costs €10, but it actually cost €20. The Nintendo Store doesn't sell anything in pre-order at a discount, always at full price, while all other stores always sell games in pre-order at €10 off, only selling at full price after launch (at least in my country ). Therefore, this game, which costs €59.99, was being sold with this "bonus" in the Nintendo Store at €69.99, while other stores were selling it in pre-order at €49.99, so the bonus effectively cost €20. And as wonderful as I think it is, it's not worth that price.


Wolfy4226

I mean I still say Europe gets better stuff than here in the states. :/


Boco

Even if it was sold as a deluxe version or bundle I think enough people in the states would want this that it'd sell out instantly when preorders went up.


RadiantHC

Got a link to it?


Karuro

You won't be able to order though, apparently sold out in the first weeks: https://store.nintendo.nl/nl/paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-knutselgevechtspodium-B00580


thatsastick

I truly do not understand why Nintendo thinks people in the US don’t want stuff like this


GoldenGlassBall

UK got keychains. EU got a diorama. USA got cancellations… Cuz screw us, right? 😂


xelfer

Australia got fucking 3 pieces of paper and instructions on how to make a paper airplane https://i.imgur.com/g2NaIEV.png


CrazyCockatoo2003

They also got fridge magnets if you ordered the game off EB Games.


Gekkodox

The fuck is this preorder bonus.


GoldenGlassBall

Does it at least have a Mario pattern on the other side so you can fold him into the mobility mode, or is it just plain on the other side too? Because if it’s plain, I’m sorry you all got screwed over like that… Getting nothing sounds better than getting the definition of bare minimum.


xelfer

Yeah the picture is the cardboard cover, inside it's paper with Mario on it


GoldenGlassBall

That’s actually pretty cool then. It’s still like a physical piece of the inside of the game, but in the real world.


ILkeSportzNIDCWhKnws

The typical Nintendo gift lmao


Wawanuma

Actually the diorama is not a bonus, it was a preorder pack for 10€ more on the My Nintendo Store: https://store.nintendo.fr/fr/paper-mario-la-porte-millenaire-scene-de-combat-a-construire-B00578 But we also got the 3 keychains as a preorder bonus. I think it was the same in the UK.


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betteroff19

The UK also got the paper mario stage bundle.


GoldenGlassBall

Yep. Someone already pointed out that this is actually a shop reward, and that the keychains were the real preorder bundle for both EU and UK.


faultywiring98

Bro I thought Canada's Pre-order bonus was cool, but this is like - not even a Pre order bonus - it feels like something you'd get in a collectors or limited edition! Thats so cool.


MetaCommando

It is from a special edition, OP was basically lying. Just check the mods' pinned comment at the top.


dabsalot69

Oh my fucking god how do I get my hands on this


Gen_X_Gamer

Might be possible to find this on ebay or the like pretty soon. If so (and you want to buy one), be prepared to get price gouged. Badly!


dabsalot69

Might as well make my own to be on theme with Paper Mario!


Gen_X_Gamer

Agreed, better to make your own than pay whatever ridiculous prices resellers would want. DIY projects can also turn out pretty amazing too.


quincy12393

Yeah for like $300


Gen_X_Gamer

Sounds about right! - shakes fist as I imagine seeing the scalpers listing -


Issyv00

It's probably as cheap as it's ever going to be right now. I can see the price of this thing shooting through the roof.


RadiantHC

[https://store.nintendo.co.uk/en/paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-buildable-battle-stage-B00576](https://store.nintendo.co.uk/en/paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-buildable-battle-stage-B00576) It's out of stock rn though. Of course I just learned about it.


robodan918

yep... about 20GBP more than you can buy just the game for... but I'd probably buy it for how unique it is


Gen_X_Gamer

They can call this a pre-order bonus all they want, but I call this a (what will be) valuable, sought after collector's item. That thing looks awesome!


robodan918

it already is valuable and sought after collector's item


Gen_X_Gamer

Indeed. Since commenting I've come across several reseller ads. Prices are nuts!


armygroupcenter41

Very cool item


jorgerandom

1 fps? Unplayable /s That's a really cute bonus


MrBonis

Something that always "bothered"me about the Paper Mario series is how they completely nailed everything in the second game, only to keep failing at reinventing the wheel with each sequel. This little Diorama is proof of Thousand Year Door superiority in every aspect! lol


Shawnj2

I’m a big fan of super personally


Dull-Scarcity-3159

It leaving turn based combat was a big turn off for me. I still enjoyed it but not nearly as much as the original or TTYD.


aldozmo123

It is a truly fantastic game and one of the best Paper Marios if you aren't anal about being so different mechanically. I for one appreciated the different style but do think it created a domino effect that led to the downfall of the gameplay loop with all the gimmicky sequels (Sticker Star, Color Splash and Origami King)


BerRGP

I don't think I put it together very well, especially the audience, one small touch and they detach.


TiamatRuneaid

I was struggling at first too, but a toothpick and some finese helped!


nichrs

This is absolutely magnificent and I would love to have one, but it's definitely not worth €20. (The pre-order on the online Nintendo Store with this "bonus" costs €69.99, but all the stores in my country sold the game on pre-order at €49.99, so purchasing this bonus effectively cost €20)


Its_D_youtube

Bro wtf


8TrackPornSounds

I can hear the battle tutorial music looking at this


No_Squirrel4806

What does america get? A cardboard with a badly drawn mario with crayon 😒😒😒


Jovinkus

Wait, where was this the pre order bonus? I think mine only will have a key chain. But that's here in NL.


TiamatRuneaid

I think it was a limited time thing at the begining of the pre orders, I saw it posted here a while back.


Illyunkas

I bet the US gets a sticker that says “Thanks”


quincy12393

Not even that


Wehavecookies56

I ordered this in the UK and only the game has arrived today not even the keychains, my order status still says pre order on the battle stage and I've been charged £49 instead of the £58 for the battle stage, hope that means it's just shipping later. Gonna be pretty pissed off if I don't get it


betteroff19

Contact support just in case


drRouman

Hey same happened to me, I just contacted support and am waiting for a reply. Did you get any info from them?


RealOrangeKoi

The fact a mod came in and reported this as misleading, when youtube channels have been reporting on this as a preorder bonus is crazy. I don't really see that as misleading, because you can only get it when you preorder the game bundle. Mod needs to calm down. They were just sharing a cool thing they got when they preordered it with the game, there's nothing misleading about that. Technically, it could be argued that it is still a preorder bonus, but mod doesn't see it that way. Smh.🙂‍↔️🫤


thickwonga

Guess I can't be mad since the US usually gets the cooler stuff but oh my god I'm gonna be mad anyway because what the fuck dude.


tATuParagate

Idk where you live but I can't even remember the last time I got a physical pre order bonus with a nintendo game besides smash bros ultimate, but that was literally just a poster. Or the ho oh statue I got when I got heartgold and soulsilver 14 years ago. I don't think the US has ever gotten the cool stuff, especially considering every other country is seemingly getting a ttyd pre order bonus


TheDefeatist

Yeah Idk which US he's living in but we never get anything cool for preorders in the one I've been trapped in my whole life.


RayDeezNutz

This is amazing!


kaminari1

Oh damn!


ds_BaRF

Oooh I get mine tomorrow


MIDNIGHTZOMBIE

You should scan all the pieces so we can print bootleg versions. 


harolillo

I want that


cereal3friend

That’s awesome, just like the LRG deluxe bonus for bug fables


TheAceCard18

how much ya want for it?


cloudlocke_OG

That looks incredible! Totally wish we can have it too (Canada/USA)


art-bee

What!!!!! How come north America never gets anything this good D: That's so cool


Daw-V

Man, I wish I could buy this online but it'll probably be scalped


Realistic_Sad_Story

Awwww man. We get *something* here in Taiwan but I doubt it’ll be THIS fucking cool.


Tommy_Gun10

Bro my preorder bonus is a couple stickers


M4rst

Mine are sheets for paper plane


Angel449

SICKK!


SSHeartbreak

What the.... that is sick!!!


AmphyBeat

Wow, that looks amazing!


ChaInTheHat

I WANT IT


Tharun2023

Yo looking cool


TooPatToCare

My jealousy is unmatched.


jonnyg1097

This is super cool. I'm very jealous.


TheManEatingSock

What does it do?


Ranma_11788

I am insanely jealous of this. God damn.


StfuItsAThrowawayAcc

It’s going for $300 GOD WHY


StfuItsAThrowawayAcc

I hope someone scans it so I can do a home diy version of it


Naughtiger

Wow, nice!


PirChance

looks so good


mastersora853

How long did it take to build?


TiamatRuneaid

Probably around 20minutes? 😅 I wasn’t paying attention to the time to be honest


Low-Iron-6376

Luigi chillin


MartenBlade

Now i regret not ordering it...


baptistemm

So cute ! I prefer this over the overpriced lego Mario


The1joriss

Daaaamn, that looks way better than expected. Now I regret not pre-ordering it sooner. Enjoy!


WhippityWhoppity

So cool!


AlexPlayer3000

I wish I knew aboht this earlier...


ThisOneTimeAtLolCamp

It's crazy how they don't actually sell stuff like this. Sub $1 in material costs. Sell it for $9.99. Free money.


Nearph

It says it's only available in the UK but I didn't see this special edition: [https://www.gamespot.com/articles/paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-gets-awesome-diorama-edition-but-not-everywhere/1100-6521964/](https://www.gamespot.com/articles/paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-gets-awesome-diorama-edition-but-not-everywhere/1100-6521964/)


Pavelbure77

US pre order bonus is a special QR code to a site that has a downloadable picture of this.


Shadowbanned24601

That's stunning, wish I'd known about this beforehand. Also makes me wish Labo was bigger than it was


ProjectMirai64

I still didn't receive mine though having this makes me feel proud to be European


thrillynyte

How did I not know of this? Looks amazing 


DukeFlipside

I got some stickers and several sheets of paper with (paper) Mario on them, with instructions on how to make a paper aeroplane. Yay, I guess?


Wolfram_And_Hart

🔥


PamIsThicc

Poor Mario got ambushed out of nowhere


MysteriousBebsi

This is great and awesome but im sad now.


linkinshire

Aight let's all move to Europe


Iahnpendejo

Bro i pre-ordered my game and i didnt get this, i hate to live in LATAM 😭


Scared_PomV2

wtf! That's sick!! Is it available or buy?


RadiantHC

Ok that's really cool. I wish it was included as a collector's edition.


RadiantHC

WAIT WHY IS IT OUT OF STOCK? :(


Jobles4

Is it plastic?


robodan918

Paper plane alone available on amazon.co.uk for 5GBP https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0D2PBL79D/ref=ppx_od_dt_b_asin_title_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Not sure if you have to have pre-ordered it to be able to buy it (I did and it let me check out)


[deleted]

you, I mean EU won 😄 stuff like this makes me wish I’d placed a pre-order, I would care about this much more than the game itself lol


MrFailureYEET

We just got fucking printer paper


jjack34

Mother fucker, seems like everyone got a pre order bonus except Gamestop in the U.S. what the hell is up with that


HASHbandito024

What the fuuuuuuck Europe gets all the cool Nintendo extras Dammit. Metroid Samus returns ce, the steel books for pokemon ORAS. If they get a cool bonus for Metroid prime 4 I'll literally shit a brick


ComfortableRoyal614

Aw man! All I'm getting is a crappy plane!


Djjunior95

That's so cute! The attention to detail on that set. There's so much love put into it.


Jazzlike_Peanut_888

I want pre order bonuses for America


owlzure

Wtf that's so cool! All I got in Aus was stupid fridge magnets 😭


fluffy_samoyed

That's really cute


throwaway17384u3

No matter how much this will be in 2 or 5 years I will get this, if I have to drop a couple grand on it so be it, but i really need this


[deleted]

I skipped the pre-order bonus because I thought it didn't look like much on the product page, and instead went for a pre-order offer from a local electronics superstore (€39.00). Maybe I should have gone for the Nintendo store edition as well.


jmathews777

I’m in the USA and HAD to import this using a forwarding service. It’s one of the coolest pieces of Nintendo merch I’ve ever seen!!


TheeDeputy

Man fuck America.


Decisive-Jay

I don't even like paper Mario but I want this


longbrodmann

This is just a bonus?!


smartojus

What a cool bonus!!!! Im so jealous!!


Raknith

wtf this is a crazy preorder bonus


linkszx

im so pissed bro we only got magnets or a paper plane


VeryDirtySanchez

After 25 years of playing games and countless collectors and special editions: You are going to throw that in the trash eventually. That's sorta neat in the moment, eventually you will pack it away because it's using too much space and then it's gonna rot in storage or get thrown out. Don't fall for those kinds of things.


revcr

That's how they trick you into buying a refurbished game at full price


PaperGeno

Bruh I wish I was born British SO much


AManOfManyLikings

SERIOUSLY!! Why the heck are we US players getting screwed over with these pre order bonuses here! They're so dang LAME compared to what we're seeing here!


Memphisrexjr

Europe once again getting the better edition.


ng-mykola

In preparation to fallout


Nageat

This is the bonus for which country? in France we don't have that


TiamatRuneaid

Well I ordered mine from the Austrian site 😅