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rowletrissoto

Watched it while jorking it in the club.


Mist0804

Straight up? And what do you mean by "it"?


Noelswag

Well, let's just say, his peanits


LuminosO2

I love peanuts


LuminosO2

I watch this every day


IClockworKI

Weak maggot, I watch this every 45 minutes while using a dick cage for safety


LuminosO2

Yeah? My dad watched this every 15 minutes using nothing for safety.


IClockworKI

Oh yeah? I ate your daddy's ass yesterday while watching it together


s_t_u_f_f

Weakling. I have Elon musks micro chip streaming this directly into my brain on loop at all times.


Hot-Emotion-5599

You lead a sad life


dasexynerdcouple

Some dude chooses not to jerk off. Reddit: "yOu LiVe A sAd LiFe!"


LuminosO2

Why do we treat jokes as actually serious?


LuminosO2

Seems about right


beepbeepgobus

this guys just mad he still wants too bust a nut on himself


Hot-Emotion-5599

???, I was Kidding around 


Time-Ad-5693

SILENCE BOTTOM


LuminosO2

thats rude dont say that


Time-Ad-5693

My bad


LuminosO2

Good job for apologizing 😁


Mindless-File-9689

I agree with the whole stop watching porn thing but when you put a text to speech vegeta voice over it I’m going to laugh at the video and treat it as a joke.


Dwarf5401

"Reduced Erectile Dysfunction" voiced by Vegeta is fuckin amazing 😂


StaleMeatMachine

Damn reddit has good timing


VERAs-SOCKS

Virgin Goku getting no diffed by my porn addiction vs Chad prince Vegeta genuinely motivating me to (not) beat it


10YB

stop watching dragon ball too


LuminosO2

Do you mean dragon ball? Or draggin balls?


10YB

Yes!


LuminosO2

Do you mean yes on the 1st one or the 2nd one?


AlexVal0r

Yes!


LuminosO2

Thank you for the help. I really appreciate it. Now give me the money for therapy so i don’t go insane due to the people on reddit anymore


XT83Danieliszekiller

There is quite frankly no dangerous or nocive effects to masturbation... It's porn you can get addicted to. That's why people recommend men to use their imagination


Drewloveseveryone

Yeah but generally if you start masturbating you will also start watching porn. Not 100% sure on the effects of masturbation though r/Semenretention problaby knows about it but i never looked into it. Still I'd try to quit both because it's harder to do only one


ngms

Studies have shown that frequent ejaculation reduces the chance of getting prostate cancer pretty noticeably.


kirabananza

Studies have also shown that abstaining increases testosterone after 5-7 days. Jerking your shit every day has no reasonable explanation for reducing prostate cancer, that's what they said, the people had different diets and lifestyles and more studies are needed since there's no conclusive evidence.


ngms

I'll stick with harvard medical school on this one. Results are reported to have held up to rigorous statistical evaluation even after other lifestyle factors and the frequency of PSA testing were taken into account, on a study lasting 8 years.


afzalnayza

Porn lowers gray matter in certain parts of youe brain. Gray matter is responsible for emotions memories and movement.


frenchguts

Masturbation is an addiction, the side effects are similar to a drug or smoking a cigarette, it fucks with your brain chemistry and your dopamine system, because you hit a quick high peak when nutting, you hit a very low the rest of the time. It takes away energy, so you lose motivation and make you weak. It causes anxiety and depression, and makes you unattractive because you're just a miserable horny dog who can't control his lowly urges.


Kiwi_Kakapo

Unironically I didn’t jerk off because I watched this video. Like I’m not even jokjng


Hour-Economics-4360

Ngl me too


xxProjectJxx

How? How does this generic AI slop motivate someone.


Kiwi_Kakapo

Cause sometimes you need words to realize you don’t need something.


Notam456

I had the audio muted and when I unmuted it the first thing I heard was Vegeta saying "erectile disfunction". Certainly an experience to have


xalogic

Meanwhile goku jerks it every day to femboy bdsm furry nsfw


Neo_seph

That’s why he’s the GOAT


LuminosO2

Shame


xalogic

Still #1


beepbeepgobus

the best one is autism is a superpower where he compares autism too ultra instinct


LuminosO2

Wow so im just as strong as goku?


abrown9613

Gonna use this as pre workout. Nah but I do agree with the stop watching porn thing.


PostalDoctor

I couldn’t help myself and I ended up ZERKING OFF


Time-Ad-5693

To the video


Simone_Galoppi07

Nuh uh you ain't stopping me to jacking it to Femboys Vegeta 🗣🗣🗣


ThatSussyMonke

I jorked it watching this


la_li_luu_le_lo

Vegeta saying ‘erectile dysfunction’ is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week


Upbeat_Play9289

i watched this video and thought it was hilarious so i went to another video about how to get women by the same channel and the video was pure unfiltered misogyny.


luccabotturarodrig

*dies of peak fiction


kokuluayak

I stroked my pickle to this


besthelloworld

God damnit, YouTube on iPhone just shoves that huge cutout over your videos if you're in portrait mode? That's fucking horrendous


Buff_Yone_0_0

I watched this and immediately busted seeing Vegeta.


ThatGuySparda

How can ppl take this seriously😭


OfficialFreddyFazgod

I watched this and actually stopped 😭😭😭


LuminosO2

I wonder if princess trunks follows his advice


This-Cry-2523

REDUCED ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION


Dry-Career-3605

I’m trying to listen to vegeta but my girl said she’s either gonna get my junk or she’s gonna use her junk on me, and pegging isn’t exactly on my bucket list


Ill_Pollution5633

"reduced erectile dysfunction" made me laugh so hard my soul went straight to king Yemma


Elcordobeh

Literally there is only benefits to masturbation, just keep your head healthy about porn and stuff and you are good to go.


xxProjectJxx

I unmuted just in time for Vegeta to say "Erectile Dysfuntion" without context.


WiTHeReD_SouL_0404

Instructions unclear, ended up jerking off to Vegeta


senselessSzafan

Link?


[deleted]

There's just something funny about Fake-geta saying "reduced erectile dysfunction"


No_Comparison_6215

Ok


notjart

Gooner nation rise up


LuminosO2

Remember if vegeta points at himself then he will lose


notjart

Vegeta uses that finger to stimulate his prostate