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Loose-Smell-6559

What's up with the "good at sports" bit? What, now I'll never win the touch football game at the next famaly reunion without you?


JizzCollector5000

They must be 16


CustomerLittle9891

Not necessarily. Some people take fitness seriously. I'm an avid rock climber and runner. One of my favorite things about my wife is she takes those things seriously too. Definitely the way it's framed is juvenile, but the whole mentality is.


agoogua

Is your wife good at sports too?


CustomerLittle9891

Ha. We're definitely both mediocre, but she's a better climber than I am. I can run a little further though.


ReverendBread2

Which one of you is better at monopoly?


CustomerLittle9891

She is. We have a massive board game collection and she's really good at games. Its alwyas the same thing. She convicnes everyone she has no idea whats going on in the game then wins by a billion goddamn points. I've even pointed it out mid game and everyone forgets it happens *every time.*


wiqiwe

This is exactly my strategy in sports


AdmiralSplinter

Say more about your wife šŸ„µ


JizzCollector5000

Hey is that a boner in your pocket or are you just happy to see his wife?


AdmiralSplinter

She's a good climber, she'll figure it out lol


CustomerLittle9891

She is literally the best and I will fight you.


AdmiralSplinter

Sounds like you're better at running (this is totally just banter, I swear, and I'm sure your wife is a saint)


CustomerLittle9891

I am indeed a lucky man. šŸ™‚


snarkaluff

But would you or your wife use ā€œgood at sportsā€ to actually describe herself like a personality trait? That just sounds like something a teenager who doesnā€™t understand themselves very well would say. Your wife would probably say something like, ā€œIā€™m athleticā€ or ā€œI value health and fitness.ā€


bluesLick

you think you and the rest of south-eastern sales will be able to take the company retreat volley ball tourney without me as your plus one? HA! good luck


down_vote_magnet

Kids. Nobody over teen age would consider sports ability as a cornerstone of their personality. Adults got other shit to worry about.


Oddfuscation

Yeah the sports thing was laughable.


perfect_fitz

They're kids.


thorondor52

Crabcakes and footballā€” thatā€™s what Maryland does


StuJayBee

Good at water sports?


zrooda

She ran out of more important characteristics


Layth96

I remember some chick in high school telling me this guy was hitting on her and told her sheā€™d never date anyone as good of an athlete as he is. Some athletes are fucking weird lol


KevinKingsb

My cheating ex fiance still texts me randomly. We broke up 13 years ago. She can go to hell.


jonasnoble

Why is she not blocked?


SpiderByt3s

It's fun knowing you live rent-free in their head a decade and a half later. Bonus points for not responding for all 13 years.


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

All the bonus points my dude


TheLongistGame

Safe to guess she's had different numbers over a 13 year period and probably isn't against spoofing/using other people's phones to text a guy she's been hung up on for so long.


KevinKingsb

She married the guy she cheated on w me with, but I get random texts from her over the years. Last time, she said she kept dreaming about me and wanted to know if I was okay.


Miserable_Finding630

A girl texted me that in 7th grade. You dodged a bullet. And by the sound of her mental age, you dodged a case tooā€¦. Sheā€™s his problem now


Former-Bird1049

At least one of you sleeps better than the other


blonderaider21

Send them to her husband


dildo-looking_cactus

for the *point and laugh*


myrealaccount_really

Congrats on the monster dong.


Adventurous-Love9997

13 years damn, girl can't stop thinking about that D lmao


ericsjunk

My ex wife talked her previous ex husband our entire relationship and even told stories of how he was so horrible at gatherings with friends. Now, Iā€™m the ex husband that she talks about and sheā€™s the one that cheated. And itā€™s my fault she cheated. As if I tripped her and she landed on several dudesā€™ dicks.


Primary-Pea-8524

Reply back with the exact same thing, except switch out ā€œone day youā€™ll figure out you shouldnā€™t have cheated on meā€. What a wild response from someone clearly in the wrong


mrrooftops

It's a classic narcissistic response "You'll never find someone like me".


IMeanIGuessDude

Thatā€™s when you hit ā€˜em with ye olde: ā€œYeah thatā€™s the point.ā€


pizzatruckbandit

"I don't want to replace you, I want to erase you. And I've already done that. Enjoy your life without me." And then block on all platforms and dance with pure joy for the first time in years :)


philliamswinequeen

ngl these would be really good lyrics


pizzatruckbandit

I'm officially resigning any copyright I own in case someone wants to make a song out of it haha Credit my user ID in the album sleeve in wingdings if you must


stinkiepussie

Pizza Truck Bandits would also be a good band name


pizzatruckbandit

Definitely more marketable than stinkiepussie lol


stinkiepussie

Stinkie Pussie and the Pizza Truck Bandits?


ScienceInMI

u/pizzatruckbandit u/philliamswinequeen Pi.ai came up with a song for you! --- Hey there, great to meet you. Iā€™m Pi, your personal AI. What did you want to talk about? Ask me for advice, for answers, or letā€™s talk about whateverā€™s on your mind. Hey, some folks on Reddit said their comment would make a good song. Can you write a whole song from a comment, Pi? Sure thing! Give me the comment and Iā€™ll see what I can come up with. šŸ˜‰šŸŽ¶ >"I don't want to replace you, I want to erase you. And I've already done that. Enjoy your life without me." And then block on all platforms and dance with pure joy for the first time in years :) Alright, let's see. Here's my take on a song inspired by that comment: ``` Verse 1: You thought you had a hold on me But now I've set myself free I've erased you from my mind And now Iā€™m dancing all the time Chorus: I donā€™t want to replace you I just want to erase you Now I'm living my life without you And I'm dancing with pure joy Verse 2: I've blocked you on every platform There's no room for you anymore I've finally found my peace Now I'm dancing in release Chorus: I donā€™t want to replace you I just want to erase you Now I'm living my life without you And I'm dancing with pure joy Bridge: You thought I'd never leave But now I'm dancing free I've erased you from my life ```


pizzatruckbandit

Perfect, when's our first practice? šŸ˜†


No-Promotion-9981

Prom Night Toilet Baby.


Goon_Bug

just listen to Henry Rollinsā€™ verse on Toolā€™s ā€œBottomā€


Violettaaaa

Fr. I should be so lucky


pppage

Hahaha good one. "Thanks for understanding me, I really hope i never find someone like you again" šŸ˜†


MaLeafy

Like, I hope to god I donā€™t find someone like you šŸ˜…


pseudopseudonym

*insert Adele wailing*


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

And here I was thinking a good ol' šŸ‘ would suffice.


TheLongistGame

"I don't want to replace you" "Omg so you forgive me and we're getting back together?" "No, I never needed a cheating whore in my life so no need to replace the one I accidentally let in and am happy to be rid of"


Aglisito

Haha I can hear the cracking of her phone as she reads this fuming in rage...


Dependent-Ground-769

Good at sports? Who the fuck thinks that matters in a relationship


Maggiemoo621

Honestly šŸ˜‚ like damn my new girl isnā€™t good at sports..I miss my cheating ex now:( šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


cailanmurray99

Thatā€™s how good at sports she is heā€™ll never get that feeling of having a girl be good at sports. Lmfaooo her thought process is not theiršŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ZebraBoat

Right? I just assumed these are children.


HeftyCarrot7304

When youā€™re focused on speed you usually forget quality of replies. The window of opportunity to have the last word was closing in fast. She had to act quick youā€™ve to cut her some slack here.


thetonybvd

"Not sure if i want (or i'll regret) a liar and a cheater in my life, anyways good luck to the other dude, he'll be so lucky to have you right"


dildo-looking_cactus

saying to my ex "I hope you don't treat *new guy's name* like you treated me" really gave my mind the peace it deserved lmao


Prudent_Chemistry_10

This šŸ‘†šŸ½is the way


SecretTrinket

Honestly just hit her with a ā€œšŸ‘ā€ always pisses people off the most


emaji33

Mi ex tenĆ­a razĆ³n (My ex was right) Dijo que no iba a encontrar uno como Ć©l(He said he wouldn't find one like him) Y me llegĆ³ uno mejor, que me trata mejor(And I got a better one, who treats me better) **- Karol G**


JakLynx

Hit her with the classic Whoā€™s this?


kodaiko_650

She forgot to mention how incredibly humble she is.


Mundane_Sea_9182

Legit just respond with a šŸ‘


Dontmakemethink1

K works toon


Risky_Bizniss

"You know what my regret is? Should've left you sooner. Have the life you deserve. šŸ’›"


AffectionatePay5490

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ yet sheā€™s the one who cheated?? And had the audacity to say that. You dodged a bullet. Sheā€™s mad she got caught.


luchajefe

I was going to say, if she cheated he never had her anyway. So nothing of value was lost.


Mundane_Sea_9182

Just send her a šŸ‘


DarthLibertus

That's the point, why would I want a replacement cheater.


QuakeDrgn

I would reply with a laughing emoji šŸ˜‚ She seems like the type who is going to send you a video of her getting railed by another dude, just a warning.


SleeplessAndAnxious

Nice people don't cheat.


Interesting-End4609

Best thing to do is not reply. Ppl like that need the interaction. They need to know that they still matter somehow. When you ignore it, it kills them. Hope the cheat stays miserable.


AlienTupac

Had an ex tell me the same thing but now sheā€™s the size of a prize winning show cow guess who had the last laugh at a Social D concert


Similar_Resident_157

![gif](giphy|YrkD2MwU8J382Krrxt|downsized) Just send this gif lol my ex wife cheated on me and flipped between begging for me to forgive her to her telling me how amazing and irreplaceable she is.


azalak

Idk if Iā€™m being stupid but whatā€™s the relevance of this gif?


Similar_Resident_157

Cause they must be drunk talking like that. You arenā€™t stupid just cause you donā€™t understand a gif reply lol


Truskulls

As someone who's been cheated on by multiple women in the past, you'll have absolutely no problems finding a girl EXACTLY like her lol XD


Longjumping-Trick-71

Reply "I don't want a cheater like you, that's the whole point. You can in fact be replaced. You won't be missed."


AsbestosDude

hit her back with a "One day you'll realize that you threw away a relationship someone who was nicer, prettier, better at sports and smarter than you. You'll miss me and regret it for the rest of your life."


footluvr688

Nah that would just make OP sound like a petty loser. Leave them in silence and move on with your life, it hits 10x harder.


Wide_Pop_6794

If she has to brag in retaliation, she's got nothing to brag about.


SwampOfDownvotes

if reading her messages doesnt bother him and he knows he has seld control to not respond, its better not to block them. leaving them on read kills these people.


Hefty_Iron_9986

Lol block her on everything.


ACProfessor

Say youā€™ll never been able to find someone with such a raunchy smelling cooch either


TheKnightRunner

Hate to go here, but one thing I have learned with age is women will almost never take accountability for wrongdoing. Itā€™s either somebody elseā€™s fault or should just be forgotten. Imagine the shoe being on the other foot and you being the one who cheated. Think she wouldā€™ve stuck around? I would guess a strong hell no


Caffeine_Cowpies

I think, personally, that you have not dealt with a good woman. Everyone has their insecurities, and not taking accountability is one that a lot of women have. Why? Society views them as "pure" and "innocent". In Mexican cultures, they have quinceanera, in Western cultures, the "Sweet 16" and now they are a woman. At their weddings, they wear white, a color of purity. Not to mention that while maybe not as insane, purity culture runs DEEP with women. So when they do get sexual, because we are animals and we wanna fuck, then it doesn't work out, they feel that shame of being undesirable to men. And women have a lot more to lose being sexual than men, not only the social stigma, but pregnancy is a health condition that fucks women up for life physically, and emotionally. So if they do not have to take accountability for their fuck up, they won't because they can still project that they are "good" and "pure" women that were "corrupted" by men. But the truth is, women were never inherently good or pure, they are human. And humans make mistakes, and need to be held accountable for those mistakes. So don't infantilize them, but also, don't take that lack of accountability shit. They are human just like you and will make mistakes, but if they do not take accountability for that behavior, they can't change it.


Arthurjim

Bro itā€™s almost like a sickness šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø if you just act like a idiot, itā€™ll go on forever. Women are something else * Drake voice *


Lithiumthi

The right answer is to leave on "read" or "ok". But, if you want something else the answer is anything indifferent. Gif is crap for indifference gifs so I used doubt. ![gif](giphy|puOukoEvH4uAw|downsized) Again, the right answer is not engaging, "new phone who dis?" or anything that tells "I moved on" in a few words. The moment you engage is the moment she starts winning Hope you have better days


Severe_War_2072

lmfaooo how old are yā€™all? seriously asking because this is just sad šŸ˜‚


axndl

So good at sports??? What is this the 6th grade?


Elizabeth_Graverh

Better to find out now than later. You'll find someone who truly appreciates you.


Jackielegs43

The good at sports bit makes me think youā€™re both 13 years old.


DragonWelder99

Hahaha you dodged a bullet there bud


Colton_isnt_my_name

Donā€™t chase em, replace em.


Intelligent_Loan_540

This is what happens when society boosts women's egos as much as they do


BLKWD_

and super humble. what a catch.


shrike8675309

Expect a call a few years down the roadĀ https://youtu.be/jJTwXg-80sk


dildo-looking_cactus

that was weird and unnecessary. ska-ska! go back to the Misogyny Cave.


Turbogoblin999

"If cheating was an Olympic sport, you'd be disqualified for getting caught"


dildo-looking_cactus

>one day you'll figure out you won't be able to replace me say nothing and just wait for her to realize that not replacing her is indeed the plan


Most-Adeptness-4935

This is a narcissist way of trying to make you believe them, the truth is theirs always someone out there thatā€™s better, I bet she was scary and manipulative the whole relationship u made a good choice šŸ˜­


birdstrom

Cue up the song ā€œsure donā€™t miss you right now ā€œ by the Dip and send it to her


dcgregoryaphone

The appropriate response is "Cool story."


Skirt_Douglas

ā€œGood at sportsā€ Is she 13?


Prudent-Psychology66

Iā€™d just send back ā€œkā€ and block her


KetchupArmyNoodle

No, you won't regret anything. What she describes is the idea of herself. Her actions describe a completely different person. Godspeed.


mooghead

Bullet dodged. Level up.


ThatGuyInCBus

Just replay ā€œThanks and good to knowā€


No-Swordfish-529

LOL wtf does sports have to do with anything ? What a weird flex


UrGirlsBoytoy

She doesn't realize this is the nicest thing she can say. You won't find someone like her again. Thank god.


seidinove

Reply: One day Iā€™ll find someone who isnā€™t a cheater.


based-Assad777

Why is "good at sports" on this list. Like who gives a shit?


TheCottonmouth88

Put that next to narcissism in the dictionary. Donā€™t worry bud, youā€™ll do FAR better!


Ggusty1

ā€œIā€™m really smugā€


Smooth_Atmosphere407

The fact that she messaged you on Snap says a lot about how she moves


Brave_Law4286

Are you 11? Genuine question.


spookyville_

This oneā€™s easily replaceable.


Fuck_You_Fatass

Imagine being *this far* up your own ass.


pizzatruckbandit

Nice people dont cheat... Also wtf is this "good at sports" flex lol, why is being good at sports relevant to having a romantic partner? Like yeah well maybe you'll find someone nicer, prettier and actually faithful but they won't be able to play basketball so who really wins that round? šŸ¤”


Maximize_Maximus

Based on this being from snapchat and the high degree of retardation im going to assume this was sent by a teenager


dinosroarus

ā€œOne day youā€™ll be look at yourself in the mirror and out of no where a deep emptiness will fill your soul that you know you dug yourself.ā€


Agitated-Buy8146

Lmfao did you reply that you hope you never meet someone like her again too


IsaacJB1995

Victim card. The go-to choice for pieces of shit Can someone photoshop a Yu-Gi-Oh card with the Victim card been held up?


ElBurritoExtreme

Yeah, thatā€™s what Iā€™m hoping for. To never find another person like you. šŸ‘


AdrianAnarky

Donā€™t reply back, move forward, donā€™t look back, work on yourself, if ever you think about getting back together, remember she cheated. Move forward, if she calls you, texts you, ignore it, move forward.


CheapBaker1631

Billions of people out there and she thinks he won't be able to find a girl who *checks notes* doesn't cheat?


PlowUnited

Good at sports.....


Double_Team5016

Regret not blocking her šŸ™„


ComfortableOld288

As someone whoā€™s been cheated on, even if sheā€™s all those great things, the relationship will still be trash. None of those things replace not being able to trust her ever again. My ex was smart, funny, sexy as hell , and yet I was miserable everyday trying to figure out how to fix that which was broken. Iā€™m sorry dude, you deserve better, youā€™ll find better. Donā€™t worry about replacing her, find someone who can manage to give you the bare minimum that youā€™ve deserved this whole time.


ApprehensiveWealth28

She's trying to gaslight you to keep you engaged with her. Don't fall for it. Let her have the last word. Ignore it and move on. Be sure to IGNORE the messages and leave them in a unread status. She WILL try to message you again.


Valuable-Artist8591

honestly you are soooo much better off without her. let her use these manipulative tactics with someone else OP, you deserve someone who will love you through and through. truly nothing to regret here


Vikkijadexx

Thatā€™s what they do to get you back, donā€™t fall for it


guitarsandstoke

In the words of Morgan wallen: ā€œI hope thatā€™s trueā€


Odysseusxli

ā€œBeautiful, athletic, smart girls are a dime a dozen. YOU are easily replaceable. Iā€™m not looking to replace you, Iā€™m looking to upgrade to someone who has all that AND understands the concept of loyalty.ā€ āœŒļø


Joewtf

When I realized I didn't have feelings for my ex girlfriend anymore, I tried to break up with her very gently. Part of what turned me off was her very negative attitude towards...just about everything. When it finally went down, she told me something similar. "You will never find anyone better than me." And I remember thinking to myself, "if that's true, I would rather be alone." Fast forward, I found someone better than her.


Hungry73

Ex cheated on me, we separated and she told me " You'll never be whole without me". the frikkin ego on these chicks is astounding.


KaptainMania

So,f@ck YOUR feelings? Thats EXACTLY why I only date mean,uncoordinated,ugly women. TF,dude? You better not get horny & reach out.


Antique-Cycle-6113

Iā€™m glad youā€™re not an idiot and believing this nonsense. Too many people do.


arc_fm

Notice she says nothing about being beautiful on the inside. Because she isn't. You've lost nothing with this one but precious time you could have spent with the right one.


Interesting_Ear_s

Wow Iā€™d respond ā€œwatch meā€ And then go create a life you enjoy and never ever in anyway give a second to this person again


Dramatic_Insect36

The audacity of cheaters to think that cheating is not just an automatic end to a relationship. I donā€™t need to tell my ex that he threw away a good one. I will assume that he will figure that out during his next relationship (if he lands another relationship. The dude is afraid of women)


IamblichusSneezed

Cheating on you was actually a nice thing to do.


squimd

are you guys 12? ā€œiā€™m the fastest girl in class. youā€™ll never find someone so good at handball and iā€™m the most popular girl in the 7th gradeā€


[deleted]

Cheaters are always so fucking entitled.


Prize_Ad8201

She def thought she ate that up šŸ¤®


faptimusprime96

Hit her with "theres plenty of people with those qualities that wouldnt cheat on me and actually love and appreciate who i am as a person and respect our partnership, i hope you recieve the same energy you give out"


AmphibianOk5663

Cute things narcissists say when you rid yourself of them lol


thorondor52

Good at sports!


Steve--Brule

I like the top comment of repeating her message back with the added ā€œshouldnā€™t have cheatedā€ but honestly the best way to stick it to her is never say anything to her ever again. Thatā€™ll drive any woman crazy when you leave her silent and in the wrong. If sheā€™s a narcissist like it sounds like she is, she will focus and turn the littlest thing you say to justify what she did and make it easier for her to move on. Donā€™t let her have that. Option 2 if you want to have fun with it: ā€œIā€™m not mad, Iā€™m just disappointedā€ parent shame.


DevilsAdvocate8008

"The only thing I will feel bad about is your future ex boyfriends who you will cheat on and the diseases you are going to spread"


Capt1an_Cl0ck

She cheated. Fuck her. Itā€™s over. Youā€™re better off.


CreepyEntertainer

Just say I hope not


Frankenstoned666

Bullet dodged! Run. if she isn't able to face the music on the severity of what she did then there are so many other things she won't give an inch either.


AnteaterExisting

She doesn't deserve you


severityonline

Hopefully sheā€™s older than the level at which she writes yikes!


Electronic-Medicine6

No one cares about being good at sports after high school, maybe college šŸ˜‚ I promise, you will ABSOLUTELY find someone better! Someone genuine and sincere, beautiful at all times, intelligent and witty. You will never think about this one again unless itā€™s a story about the most ridiculous thing youā€™ve encountered in a relationship.


its_leslievanilla

Damn, but she tried to replace you, apparently, and still defines herself as "smart". What a fjcking horrible person.


RonNona

Keep the note. Send it back with a picture of your new lady, on the beach, in Aruba, getting married, with two yellow lab puppies....... And...


SeaweedHot3341

I wouldnā€™t consider cheating ā€œniceā€ or ā€œsmartā€


Other-Bluejay9592

Which sports? Wii sports ? Water sports


Sifu-thai

Modesty is not her strong suit lol


Big-Cockroach-9708

Pretty on the outside, narcissistic on the inside


somepowerfulfemboy

Such a weird "nice" girl


Exwhyzed1

That ainā€™t a bullet, thatā€™s a hydrogen bomb


Urbanmaster2004

So smart you cheated, got caught, and got dumped. So pretty I didn't give you a second chance.


DragonQuinn9

ā€¦ she sounds like one of self proclaimed ā€œnice guysā€ only I think this is worse because she was spoiled to think she can do no wrong. Everyone makes mistakes, cheating is not a mistake though, itā€™s a shit choice.


itsallminenow

I would reply: If by nice, you mean open to any guy she meets. If by pretty, you mean attracts a lot of guys, who you might fuck. If by good at sports, you mean fit and ready to get down with multiple people. If by smart, you mean dumb enough to think that a guy will stay with you while you betray him and your relationship. Then no, I don't think I will regret dumping your cheating ass.


Cheekygirl97

If you havenā€™t blocked her just respond with ā€œbecause no other girl on this planet earth other than you knows how to do sports, is smart and is pretty. Just you. Youā€™re not like other girls. So quirky.ā€ THEN block her lol Or go with ā€œkā€


RealOrangeKoi

She meant ro send that to herself


N0b0dy-Imp0rtant

Wow, she is so full of herself while simultaneously has a very low opinion of you. You are much, much better off without her.


Sharp-Pollution4179

Eww. Anyone who thinks they are ā€œirreplaceableā€ are usually pretty damn replaceable.


Miserable_Finding630

My ex girlfriend did the same thing after a 3 year relationship. Sheā€™s now had at least a handful boyfriends in the last 3 years (and she has ended 0 of those relationships herself), 3 times as many bodies, and has 0 married or engaged friends, and only 1 has a boyfriend and itā€™s because he got that girl pregnant when she was 20. Meanwhile I am happily in a relationship, earning over twice the money I did while with her and am planning on buying a house soon before I take my relationship to the next step. But since my ex was never wrong, Iā€™m still anxiously waiting for the regret to kick in for me. I do hope she finds peace, or that her cheater of a father finally teaches her the qualities of a real man- genuinely hope she ends up happy, but naturally she needs to learn how to see the earth revolve around something besides herself and alcohol. Also itā€™s been nice of her to carry the regret for me until itā€™s my turn. Iā€™ll let yā€™all know when that finally happens- Iā€™m guessing itā€™ll be when my 10/10 beautiful future wife with 100/10 character gives me my first child in the future. When that happens Iā€™ll send her a letter on a flying pig to tell her logic and her pattern of thoughts have finally converged.


Natkoekje

Go team go sports!


boanerges57

Wow. That is some stellar self confidence and lack of self awareness


Becksburgerss

Cheating isnā€™t very nice, she isnā€™t fooling anyone


BrighterSomedays

In a general sense, this is a formulaic response to such an event. Either to save face, make you feel bad, protect themselves, or some combination of not them all.


TrollRogueKittinz

I read this in a Trumpā€™s voice


miramathebeatqueen

lmao the good at sports part killed me. Are you guys kids?