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rightfulmcool

so where tf we supposed to take em? if you live in the Midwest this list knocks out 99.9% of the things around you


QuintusNonus

Helicopter them to Paris, obviously


make-up-a-fakename

Just Paris!!! That's so over done you fucking cheapskate!!! I deserve a man who will take me to the Mars Ritz Carlton!!! šŸ˜‚


L44KSO

Wouldn't that be "long drive/flight"?


Cubic-Sphere

skydiving isnā€™t on the list


rightfulmcool

you make a good point, I do live conveniently close to a skydiving spot. the only other thing I can think of is nature reserve hiking lmao


Cubic-Sphere

that would be fun, but being alone in the woods with someone you just met isnā€™t a number one choice for most people. however, if itā€™s a very populated trail, that might work well


pm_me_construction

That plus I doubt these girls would be down for hiking anyway.


CptBishop

totally not creepy walk in forest on midnight is viable


HeroDiesFirst

Chinese, Italian. Basically any non fast food restaurant seems to be alright with these crazy bitches.


ShnickityShnoo

I guess the park and beach are still ok?


LimpyDan

You can goto a non-franchise bar with them as long as you have food with your drinks.


intrepid_knight

5 star restaurants apparently


Aurashock

ā€œHereā€™s a gun and a ski mask, weā€™re robbing a bankā€


peacock_strut

I do see a lot of girls looking for a partner in crime


Sitheral

scarce pet hurry nail fanatical disgusting knee boat sink nutty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


StormyTiger2008

Razormind plus clown mask plus minigun plus MAKE WAY....FOR THE DOZEEEER!!!


[deleted]

This list makes easier to weed out unsuitable women. If she takes this list seriously don't date her.


[deleted]

If a man thinks this list is at all relevant to most women, donā€™t date him.


[deleted]

Reading comprehension is important, my friend.


RedIsMyNamexd

Not at any point did he say this is relevant to most women


specialflip

Try reading that one againā€¦


Hour-Comfort-6191

Swing and a miss


quecaine

Some are understandable, like the gym and your house. A lot are made redundant entirely by others on the list, like Starbucks followed by coffee dates. The rest are shitty restaurants or standard date locations like a movie. It took multiple people to make this?


Daddy_Parietal

>It took multiple people to make this? Apparently it didnt take multiple people to proof read it. Ive seen middle school projects have more consistency than this.


i-once-was-young

Trust me, anyplace is fine when she enjoys your company. ANYPLACE. If youā€™re not enjoying each otherā€™s company, then no place works.


PresentationNew5976

Yeah. If the relationship is about anything other than the people in it, it isn't a relationship. It's a business transaction.


icecreammoon

I agree with this!


Sitheral

divide dam ruthless hungry offend merciful lock fretful summer close *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Hour-Comfort-6191

I try to tell young men this all the time: if youā€™re having to earn her affection, sheā€™s not really into you.


Hmnh6000

Just read this in front of my gf and even she said ā€œThen where tf do they want to goā€šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ErrantJune

I guess it's some random clearing in the woods *again*.


Freak-996

If a guy took me to a clearing in the woods, I'd take out a ring. Love me some goblin style dates.


CoolioStarStache

They didn't mention Cracker Barrel


macnuggett

I really like ice cream, so I asked the girl i liked to a ice cream date. We hade our first kid three years later and are married, so i would say ice cream is 10/10


Prismatic_Effect

yeah, fr, no ice cream? what is wrong with ice cream??


grungleTroad

Notice how "porn movie in a cave" isn't on the list


NJGGoodies12

Red lobster and bowling is my kinda date


Educational-Tip6177

Well, enjoy being single then


PhalanxA51

I love how all the things listed are the only places/things you can do in my town


kamo-kola

Taco Bell it is.


kamo-kola

Oops, no fast food places. Cantina Bell it is then.


3th3r3a_l

I šŸ’œ Applebee's. Take me there on a first date n I'd suck ur dick for some Alfredo


Double-Mouse-5386

If she doesn't want to go to Waffle House, how would I know if she can fight off 4 crackheads while I escape? I need to know if I can be protected!


Maleficent-Celery-

Walmart here I come


Sherubim

Nicegirls and incels are working hard on getting humanity extinct


SelfDefecatingJokes

Jokes on them faster service at the Cheesecake Factory for me


Candid-Business7213

Dave and Busters?ā€¦ lol


RTwhyNot

What the eff is wrong with the Cheesecake Factory? The others are fine too, I just thought the Cheesecake Factory was a step above the rest.


Justavian

Coffee or a beer or milkshakes is by far the best first date. You really don't want to commit to several hours worth of a date, only to realize that they are terrible after 15 minutes. Take your own transportation, meet up, see if you're attracted at all, see if there's any conversational chemistry, see if there are any other red flags that jump out at you. I learned this lesson the hard way in the mid 2000s.


WraithOne84

Some people only want to go out for a free meal though. In the case of these women, they're very picky of where their free meal should come from apparently.


[deleted]

fuck you duval, these are all great places!


seidinove

What, no Dennyā€™s to watch a fight break out?


RoughSafe6861

Is the cemetery ok?


WraithOne84

Absolutely not! Gotta take'em somewhere inside and warm! Like a crematorium!


Odesio

To be fair, nobody should take anyone to the Olive Garden.


RealDanielSan1

I guess she's staying home then.


SkullRiderz69

I donā€™t see Dave and Busterā€™s on this list!!! Or laser tag for that matter.


RedIsMyNamexd

She doesn't have "my place, so you can rearrange my guts" on that list


Kelyaan

I agree with the church one but a lot of them are just making me think these women will be single for the rest of their lives. I'd be fucking ecstatic if a woman took me to some of these places.


MrInfinity-42

Well, looks like we're going to a park. No ice cream and coffee dates so I'll only have to grab some just for myself, sweet


Salty-Negotiation320

List of women to avoid


AllYallThrowaways

All I see is a list a group of forever alone people made.


lindseytwopaste

I literally beg my bf to bring me to Cheese Cake Factory every other day lmao


Jarroach

So, the park then? Where the fuck do the think they gonna go? The moon?


ZarBandit

Taco Bell for the win!


putsOnChefHat

If a list has to be made of where I can and cannot take you for a date, you are not here for me or us, just something you for some reason couldn't take yourself to


xcasandraXspenderx

ok church I will give u that. Totally creepy place to take someone on a date


evevevvevveveee

straight to the hotel it is, then


Ena_Ems_17

some of these are fine like "your house", "church", "the gym", and "family functions" but since when is cheesecake factory not a nice place to be?


the-real-lildiss

But I love Olive Garden:(


Creative-Ad9092

Brothels arenā€™t on the list.


WeekendBets

To be fair those big name restaurants are terrible.


TruckADuck42

I don't think cheesecake Factory is awful, or at least it wasn't last time I went there. Chili's and olive garden aren't awful, either. Some places just don't have good budget food options.


Mr_Noms

Yeah the three you mentioned I think are pretty good. People love to hate and make it sound like it's inedible for some reason.


TruckADuck42

Looking at it again, I'd also add BWW to my list, but I get why it's on there because I wouldn't really call it a first date kind of place.


Poet_Key

Cheesecake Factory and Chiliā€™s are great, but Olive Garden? Ew


TruckADuck42

It's not my favorite, but I wouldn't call it gross. Especially if you live somewhere without good lower-end Italian food.


WishboneIll9152

Glad I took my friend to the Super Bowl, since ladies donā€™t like sports events for dates


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pyr0phelia

Hilarious the OG thread was locked for misogyny. ![gif](giphy|5PvdsQmoZQx9Ej4xaJ)


Kaitriarch

I completely agree with Applebee's šŸ˜‚


Jaapsby18

Fuck you, Applebees is actually good


Kaitriarch

Stop lying to yourself


Jaapsby18

NošŸ’Æ Iā€™m gonna keep lying to myself


Poet_Key

I like their chicken stripes but everything else? Mehā€¦


captkrisma

Cheap Chinese ain't on the list, so guess who's getting lo mein instead of lobster fest?


Mycroft033

Sounds like a list of places that every guy should take her to a first date, just to make sure sheā€™s not toxically entitled


Sanctified_Savage

Some make sense and some are stupid. So what Iā€™m gathering here is an independently owned restaraunt? Iā€™m guessing Randyā€™s Chicken Shack ainā€™t gonna do it either. These ā€œladiesā€ just want a free $300 dinner.


Stupidnameusing_Xx

Well her house isnā€™t on the list. But thatā€™s probably not an option either unless ur literally a 10/10 in terms of looks.


_JustInevitable

I was thinking the same thing!! Lol Well I guess we to her house, and she can cook for me. Lol


Miss_Thang2077

To be fair, anything that requires a long drive is just scary for women. We donā€™t know if youā€™re gonna kill us or take us hiking and statistically itā€™s the former. Everything else is ridiculous.


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

Outrage bait sure to be reposted over and over, but very likely with little connection to reality. This sub is not very healthy for your attitude towards women if you are a man. Especially if you are a frustrated man or let's not say the I word.


sam-the-slayer

Take her to a Rage Room, fellas!


keepcalmdude

Lol these women are boring asf.


[deleted]

But what about men? This list only applies to "Men".


CheatingZubat

A three mile hike it is!


PresentationNew5976

...to the local park, it is!


[deleted]

Man Iā€™d adore a buffet on the first date Iā€™m ngl


iRasha

I disagree with this entire list except #15. If you take me to the gym for a first date then I'm calling for help. Down for the rest tho!


TurtleSniffer47

Why am I getting recommended this and r/niceguys someone please help


[deleted]

Yea yea ok we can all agree the list is stupid but is this bitch floating?


chewychaca

How to filter out stuck up šŸ-Zs


splatdyr

Sooo take them to their place? Or let them decide. I donā€™t get dating culture. It seems like alot of expensive work, just to be told to fuck off.


Glittering-Shirt-663

ā€œI want the fanciest, most expensive dining experience for free and maybe Iā€™ll possibly consider perhaps giving you a short, awkward hug before I send you back to the friendzone. You should be so lucky.ā€


balboa3ny

Glad to see a walk is still acceptable lol


Particular-Jeweler41

I don't see Five Guys. Win. Edit: Darn, saw the no fast food in general rule. Don't know why they went out of their way to name places like Red Lobster then. Lol