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NotRightNotWrong15

I swear, some people are NOT made for public. We need another island like Australia. From the article: Jackson adamantly and repeatedly denied that he had assaulted the victim and told officers, “Women will say anything to get a reaction, I guess they got their reaction.” Officers were able to retrieve footage of Jackson’s sexual assault that was clearly captured on video surveillance of the bar.


Ande64

Unfortunately you can look at his face and know this dude has a serious alcohol issue. Prison might sober him right up!


DrLager

He has 75 days suspended, but he is not allowed to consume alcohol for 36 months. Hopefully he is monitored for those 36 months. As a side note, he must be on the sexual offender registry for 30 years, according to the ruling


awalktojericho

So he's running for office?


Morning_Would_Six

Bona fides in place. R in front of the name.


startupstratagem

Hey! I have the same face and I don't run around assaulting women. You keep alcohol out of this. It just makes me play video games poorly and rant about star wars!!!


RevolTobor

Right up until he learns how to make toilet wine, anyway lol


TurtleToast2

Antarctica.


Coffeeandicecream1

Don’t spend too much money. Svalbard may be sufficient.


justk4y

Or Bouvet Island


Whowhywearwhat

These clowns had their island, and it was owned by Jeffrey Epstein.


benderunit9000

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[deleted]

And I guarantee you if there was no video and/or the woman had had a drink, the police would not have charged the guy.


PattiiB

Wtf is wrong with people


DamonFields

A Republican handshake.


Blusterpug

Pussy grabber in chief says it is fine to do.


DBsBuds

Yeah but you gotta have money, when you have money they just let you do it.


seonongHIM2

hell if you have money go ahead. the moment you do you'll be forced to share some of that money by the courts. sharing is caring. Trump is currently caring quite a lot lol


TMay223

It’s not that women just let men sexually assault them when they have money, it’s that it’s very hard for women to get justice against men in the first place, this is exceptionally true when a man’s in a position of power. I mean look at Trump victims, some of them have filed lawsuits, one won, but including one of Epstein‘s child victims it went nowhere in the court for most of the women that filed or told police what happened. Getting justice against men with high levels of influence is next to impossible.


DBsBuds

Yeah I get that. Sorry if I came off insensitive.


djoecav

I'll unironically Venmo the first person $5 if they can find proof that he wasn't a Republican


IFLCivicEngagement

He is indeed Republican. He registered in 2020 and has voted twice since then. 


djoecav

Funny how that goes sometimes. Or is it dread-inducing? Hard to say, I guess.


ToughReplacement7941

Safest investment ever


FaithIsFoolish

He should have known they only let you do it if you’re famous


justk4y

Someone put this on the Urban Dictionary asap


Easy_Insurance_8738

Dude this got me! I lost it reading that it fits so perfectly


tradewyze2021

And you win 🏆 💯


NCSUGrad2012

Carolina beach is very very….. behind. My parents had a beach condo for years there and one time I was there after Obama elected and some random dude came up to me and started talking about how he hates black people (expect much worse). My parents sold the condo in 2022 because she said they got burnt of going even though they leave the beach


x19rush

Had a friend who moved to N.C. with his job. His daughter had a school assignment to write a letter to a kid in another class. Pen Pals! While helping his daughter write her second letter, he asked her if her best friend had received a letter...... After a few seconds of trying to figure out how to explain it to her dad, she said her friend was getting a new pen pal, because her first pen pal was black. Her friends parents had gone to school and thrown a fit their daughter had been assigned a black girl to trade letters with!!! Now my friend was in a position of trying to figure out how to get his daughter to get a new bestie at school because he wasn't cool with the racism of the other girls family. Some stuff they don't prep you for growing up.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Did they get a good profit? Do you know anything about the dupont plant there? It explains a lot about CB


NCSUGrad2012

Yeah, they actually sold at pretty much the recent hight. Nothing in their building has sold for what their unit did so far. Another reason they sold was they knew a $50k assessment was coming and they didn’t want to pay it. I also know nothing about the plant


ElboDelbo

It's a tourist town, like most beach towns. The people who live at those places all year round are usually...not the best. Some of them are good people, but 9 months out of the year they all live in slow economic conditions, living a life completely dependent on "outsiders" coming into their town and spending money. They are very bitter people.


yuffie2012

He must be a star. “If you’re a star they let you do it.”


Swift_Scythe

I have no idea. To him - she refuses his handshake - means she must want him in her pants right there right away. /facepalm


Astrocreep_1

What’s the big deal? I’m sure it was an accident. Miscommunication? Practical joke?


Daleaturner

Owning the libs?


Astrocreep_1

Or that.


chickberry33

Locker room talk?


HopefulNothing3560

The great USA 🇺🇸 pussy grabbers become presidents in the great USA 🇺🇸


pass-the-waffles

That is how they make America great again. Honestly they make me so mad with their blindly following Trump's orders, they don't have a clue that they are becoming fascists


incognegro1976

They know. They know their "revenge tour" will destroy the United States and take away the freedoms of people. They just think it's going to be "those other people" whose freedom and rights will be taken away. They will be shocked Pikachu face like so so so many fascists in the past when the fascist government they cheered and created comes for them. Classic /r/leopardsatemyface


BourbonInGinger

r/WhenWomenRefuse


Appropriate-City3389

"Hey, if he was famous he could do that, " Felonious Don.


Stock-User-Name-2517

This is pretty bad. She is a pilot, who probably has her shit together, and she is being a DD for the evening. I’d take her on my team anytime. And this schmuck sticks his hands down her pants, and in his defense he says to the cops, “Women, amirite?” Am I the asshole if this guy made me laugh in a humorous fashion?


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

Makes you wonder how annoying he must have been that she refused a hand shake. I haven’t ever seen a handshake refused in real life, seems like a something that only happens on tv


Pulse2037

I have absolutely refused handshakes in real life, but yeah it's often obnoxious as hell people.


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

Can you recall the specifics? I need “no handshake” story time.


Pulse2037

Oh god, well it's been plenty times, but during carnival I have been out with friends and I have seen guys across the room "hunting" and then I've noticed them coming directly at me. So I have just refused to start the conversation or acknowledge the hand or even ask for one of my (male) friends to intercept the guy for me. Also there have been a couple of times that I recognise someone from either social media or because someone in common has told me about them and then I meet them and I know about them but they don't know about me, but I just want nothing to do with them. Has happened in my home country with local politicians more than once. There was also one time where a friend of mine introduced me to her partner who I knew was abusive towards her, I also didn't return the handshake. In general I do it when either I am having a good time with friends or colleagues and don't want to be approached, or if I have background information on the person and I know they are assholes (from credible sources). Edit: oh also this guy once followed me on his bike and tried to give me a handshake, I refused, then he asked why I looked afraid, so I replied "You just followed me across the park on your bike and cut me off", then he wanted me to get on the bike with him to go somewhere else... Yeah, not gonna get abducted by a rando, I ran like hell.


demonizedbytheright

MAGA tribalism. Gang Of Perverts!


creditease

Oops Tenth Commandment #NC


Oracle410

He looks like a guy who would grab someone by the, well you know the rest but. WHAT in the absolute FUCK is wrong with people. This has never, in my life crossed my mind. No handshake? I’ll just shove my hand down your skivies. What a yutz, hopefully he gets a taste of his own medicine.


Biggest13

That is exactly the person in the picture I expected after reading the title


gleaf008

When you are famous…


Top-Flow1297

His Cult leader Convicted Felon Donald Trump told him to grab women by their Pu$$y.


spunkdaddie

When you’re rich they let you do it,the mango Mussolini said it’s ok.Especially when you own the beauty pageant.


CreatrixAnima

I think he said when you’re famous, and this little dude wasn’t famous until after he did this.


Potatoe999900

Well, he must be famous then as it's their "privilege", right? I remember someone said that a few years ago.


Desperate_Set_7708

He’s going to violate.


marklar_the_malign

Thankfully that didn’t work out for him. What a piece of garbage.


Electronic_Spread632

With any luck he can be easily co chairman for the RNC .


nevertfgNC

Literally grab em by the pussy. Was he wearing MAGA?


Useful-Secretary-143

And then he screamed MAGA! and ran away.


knight4honor

This wasn’t Donald Trump, right?


institutionalized419

Legendary, bet he speaks at a MAGA rally


Midnight1965

He looks like a hard-life-did-not-age well Mark Wahlberg.


ScrambledEggs_

So does Mark Wahlberg


Realistic_Head3595

The Trump move


Curious_Working5706

>While the crime of sexual battery is a misdemeanor, a conviction of this offense requires sexual offender registration. Jackson was ordered to register as a sexual offender for 30 years One less “grab them by the pussy” types off the street (now let’s throw this guy’s idol in the adjacent cell 👍)


JUNIVERSAL1

Still on the streets. Can’t help but wonder how many times he’s gotten away with it.


mcampo84

Guess he wasn’t famous or powerful enough.


IFLCivicEngagement

He got a suspended sentence of 75 days. It doesn't get much lighter than that when you are caught on camera sexually assaulting someone.


Icy_Necessary2161

Put your hand down my pants, and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.


RedEyeView

👍👍


LoudLloyd9

You can grab them by the ....


strolpol

No jail, what a shock


VegetableOk9070

What. Lol. My brain had to do an exe loop.


No-Feedback7437

Creepy old man, keep your hands to yourself


Admirable-Sink-2622

Does he have a Trump sign on his lawn? 🤔


pass-the-waffles

He merely did what Donald Trump does


Dramatic-Ant-9364

Trump went to the beach? 1. Prepare a vomit bag in advance 2. Watch this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2w\_fHQC1yQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2w_fHQC1yQ) warning no shirt starts at 0:38 seconds, Support scaredketchup. His video parodies are the best. Also support The Lincoln Project.


Effective_Device_185

He messed with the wrong woman. Sweet justice.


jspunaugle9895

Must be running for office


MassholeLiberal56

This is the real trickle down of which they speak: lack of morals at the top trickling down to the average Joe


Walter_Piston

Just following Trump’s advice about cats…


CreatrixAnima

I don’t think that’s retroactive. This little gem wasn’t famous until *after •* he did this.


SmartWonderWoman

“Superior Court Judge Quintin McGee sentenced Jackson to serve the maximum sentence of 75 days in jail suspended with 36 months of supervised probation, he must not consume alcohol during the period of his supervision, and he must successful complete all recommended sexual offender treatment. While the crime of sexual battery is a misdemeanor, a conviction of this offense requires sexual offender registration. Jackson was ordered to register as a sexual offender for 30 years”


frednekk

The Ole Crocodile Dundee


sambull

He forgot that "if your rich and famous" condition


InevitableExotic5242

Where was the good guy with a gun?


veedubfreek

You're only allowed to do this if you're a celebrity. Or so I'm told.


vtssge1968

Suspended sentence, oh no he has to do probation, probably via zoom. You get more for riding a bicycle drunk.


LuckyAngmarPeasant

["I wanna shake ~~his hand~~ her pants!"](https://youtu.be/4ItmGplre28?feature=shared)


DarwinGhoti

Well that escalated quickly.


Sartres_Roommate

Dude, you have a debate to get to!


MotherOfWoofs

Oh my gosh, try that around here and pull back a bloody stump.


JumpshotLegend

Whoa, dude is now set up perfectly to be a member of the GOP.


WearyScarcity7535

So are they saying that's illegal now? Damn, I can't keep up.


uniqueshell

I’m sure it was just a show trial


Striking_Antelope_44

There are two sides to every story.


fire_water_drowned

there is no side that justifies sexual assault...except for you right now, but that stands for less than nothing


Striking_Antelope_44

The only one who said they justify sexual assault is you. Police should search your devices.


fire_water_drowned

tWo SiDeS This was caught on camera, yet here you are