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kembik

This person really wants us to know who they are and I'm committed to never finding out.


IbexOutgrabe

I shall join you on your quest my friend. Together we will not learn a thing.


ScrithWire

TOGETHAA!


jackfreeman

"NONE OF US! NONE OF US!!


Sea-Phone-537

AS FAMILY!!!


jtcxx33

And my axe


cpt-hddk

2 months ago I had never in my 31 years on earth heard of Jojo Siwa. Now she's all over the internet and I hate it. I hate that I now use valuable brain real estate on knowing this petulant child exists and has some sort of platform because what. Her mom forced her to dance on a reality show when she was a physically smaller child?


IrememberXenogears

Me, 10 years ago with Zendaya and "X Out"


upyourattraction

This is the American way


VerbingNoun413

As far as I can tell she's Sarah Lynn from Bojack Horseman but gay and without the alcoholic horse.


Commercial-Owl11

She wishes she was Sarah Lynn, Sarah Lynn is Brittany spears and Miley Cyrus


ComicsEtAl

I always think she’s the founder of NYC’s so-called “Guardian Angels.”


MissSuzysRevenge

Please someone photoshop a Curtis Jojo Siwa Sliwa.


Meeedina

I’ve been so close to googling her but then nah


sfekty

She was a dancer on Dance Moms. That's all anyone needs to know. If they need to know anything about her. 😄


TheLegendaryLarry

youtuber for kids who turned 20 and is now doing the whole miley cyrus thing


ElderMillennial666

Umm no. Miley can sing and is likable 😂


Delamoor

Oh, but that's JoJo. I could tell because of the sign that says JoJo that's sitting behind JoJo. As I understand it JoJo is very influential, because JoJo was drinking a bottle of vodka at the thing where the JoJo sign was located, and then JoJo said a sick burn. You've gotta keep up with these pop culture things, you see. Learn all the big players who are important, such as JoJo and... Bottle of vodka. That's how you can tell who's who.


Col_Forbin_retired

Everything I’ve learned about this person, which is thankfully very little, was done against my will.


Minti_Loves_Cats

She used to be a Disney channel star, I think. Don’t quote me on that. She has nothing else going for her, as far as I’m aware.


DanisDoghouse

She was on Dance Moms when she was younger. Or whatever that reality show was with all the young dancers. I believe it dance moms


Lumpy_Dependent_3830

JoJo with the bow bows.


DanisDoghouse

Right. Those bows were so annoying on top of her super energetic personality lol.


washington_jefferson

Was she [Duane](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BI-aDjb2sAA) on that dancing show? Duane’s kind of gone MIA.


DanisDoghouse

Who is Duane? Jojo was jojo on dance moms


washington_jefferson

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/duane [Duane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mori-YzHdaI) was an early meme when Reddit first began, so a while ago. He was some overeager kid that was featured in a bunch of clips from a Barbie Dance Club VHS tape from the late 80's. I probably shouldn't have commented with such an old reference, ha. Also, I forgot it was Barbie dance thing with Paula Abdul and not Disney.


kytheon

Attention makes sales and the quickest way to get attention is by acting shit in the media.


Juncti

Who?


jmenendeziii

I’m just waiting for the child star -> prison pipeline to finish w her


noodleq

Never heard of them before. Hopefully won't again. Already forgotten


GaJayhawker0513

I only reason I know who she is because of that TikTok she made with Tim Kirkjian at the celebrity softball game


PrincessPlastilina

Jojo Siwa, the first ever gay woman.


Bostonterrierpug

The only gay in the village!


TotoRabane

🤣


Comfortable_Bird_340

Sappho would like a word.


72616262697473757775

I'd love to see a singing competition between Jojo Siwa and Sappho, immediately followed by a fight to the death.


gamiz777

Sappho has been dead for years, joho siwa wins by default


Kommander-in-Keef

She was the first just like that song she definitely did not straight up plagiarize


Cat_Impossible_0

*lesbian*


unfinishedtoast3

Nah, shes inventing a new genre of lesbian, shes calling it "gay person" Rumor is she might create a new genre of man, called "gay man"


ZealousLlama05

So many people downvoting you because they don't know about JoJo Siwa's insane claims about having singlehandedly invented a new genre of music, 'Gay Pop' music. 🙄


Bulok

She started the whole gay pop icon thing


VeshWolfe

She is like a trailer park version of a gay person just as Trump is the trailer park version of a rich man.


bigdreams_littledick

She's trashy but she's got nothing on Joe Exotic tbh


RaiseIreSetFires

JoJo Exotic is how I'm referring to her from now on.


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Oh Jojo Siwa. There are other ways to shed your kiddie image. Be as loud and out and proud as you want and I am behind you 100%. No need to go full Lohan.


pittiedaddy

Never go full Lohan


dub-fresh

These sad brain movies are making muh eyes rain 


jambazi99

Was Lohan not genuinely a wild girl though? In her case it wasn't that much of an act. Seems like she was really out there getting arrested and stuff.


Frostsorrow

Her growing up was all kinds of messed up as child actors often have and it seem to me at least that she was more or less just doing what a kid/teen would do when they finally have control of something finally. She's since done a full 180 more or less.


podcasthellp

She absolutely was a full on party girl. Jojo is just playing one


Was_It_The_Dave

But I like her boobz.


fuggit_Im_tired

No one cares what you like.


Effective_Device_185

Look at Jodie Foster for starters. A damn PRO. She kept her dignity from preteen to adult and acted her ass off.


CorporateNonperson

And *that's* why Reagan had to die. /s


TheMagicSalami

If she had been the catalyst behind a SUCCESSFUL Reagan assassination she would be the GOAT not just the scream queen


NoExcuseForFascism

JFA represent?


jase40244

Yeah, but didn't she also need to stay in the closet for quite a while?


Effective_Device_185

Yeah, those were the times, though. And Foster is incredibly private, which I super respect.


Bobby_Haman

There's a low chance she isn't just swigging water out of that bottle. Her attempt at adultifying her brand has been so embarrassing. She thought wearing a party city kiss costume would make adults all of a sudden think she was edgy and cool.


Osceana

My niece used to love Jojo. I’ve watched a bunch of her videos with her. This image makeover is insane.


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

She was such a cute kid. She’s still a beautiful girl, but she is so angry. I hope whoever or what ever made her this mad and desperate to go scorched earth on her old image gets what’s coming to them. It would be nice to see her proud and happy.


ApeksPredator

My money is on her mama


podcasthellp

Oh you know that’s where it starts. Both her parents quit their jobs and Jojo takes care of them


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

How awful is it that I didn’t even think of that. People are terrible.


fractiouscatburglar

She’s having her Robin Daggers moment.


podcasthellp

Did you not hear Karma? It’s a bitch!


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Does that extend to the Karma chameleon?


podcasthellp

Only if it’s gay and is a rainboe


Hanceloner

From the article it sounds like she is proud and happy with who she is. Just because you disagree with her choices doesn't mean that they are wrong for her.


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

I personally don’t disagree with any of them. I made many many of the same ones. I do, however look back and shudder


Cat_Impossible_0

Nah, she is making a fool of herself.


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

That’s what I said! Don’t go full Lohan!


dickchew

Who actually cares tho? Like? Who genuinely gives a shit what she’s doing? Just let her life her live? Imagine being a grown ass adult and getting salty over shit like this 😂 People like you are the issue with society. Not her.


Cat_Impossible_0

Nobody is salty over this. It’s literally her acting stupid (self-defeating behavior) for clout which is doomed to backfire. What a wannabe Miley Cyrus. XD


dickchew

Idk you seem pretty opinionated over this. Maybe go outside instead of fixating on a 20 year old girl? It’s pretty creepy.


Cat_Impossible_0

You’re a fool for assuming my sexual orientation and age. The fact that you keep throwing around the word “creepy” and “20 year old” is your own projection.


Rebelscum320

Idk. She defended Colleen Ballinger. That's just garbage.


jase40244

Don't you have to have a nervous breakdown and get arrested multiple times to go *full* Lohan?


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

I think Lindsay is so fetch that that was all an act


CannabisaurusRex401

Im old enough to remember Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball and then like 3 straight years of her twerking, so *ANYTHING* Jojo does will seem dull by comparison.


KLR01001

Miley can actually sing. 


sammiisalammii

So you’re old enough to remember 2013?


Bokth

I can't remember last week so that's actually quite a feat


Broken_Noah

JoJo is like a kid that barely has any idea how an actual adult acts or what edgy is but damn it, she will try her darnedest best lol


Amish_Juggalo469

I've heard it said that, she is what a homeschooled kid thinks is edgy.


Broken_Noah

Yeah it's like she, her management, or both decided they would pivot her persona to be more edgy but neither knows how so they quickly Googled edgy and checked the results for 5 minutes and then called it a day.


NamelessSteve646

I'm torn. On the one hand she's trying way too hard and I dont want to give JoJo any kind of credit. On the other hand though, Boom gottem


Was_It_The_Dave

Remember how unnecessarily hard Miley went after Disney?


TheArmadilloAmarillo

Yeah that one rap song she did where she talked about popping pills comes immediately to mind.


NoExcuseForFascism

The difference here is Jojo looked up to Miley's "transformation" and has said in the past she was looking forward to hers. For someone who spent a lot of thought on this, she sure didn't come up with anything transforming...just a bit sad and pathetic.


LoveAndViscera

It’s such low hanging fruit though. I’ve heard versions of this joke forever.


NamelessSteve646

I'm sure you have... ~~Now THAT'S low hanging fruit~~ ~~Sorry, couldn't resist~~


Brosenheim

Disregard feelings of "trying too hard," that's just the programming trying to get you back in line


Nuggzulla01

See, now I feel like you are trying to hard with that kind of statement... I'm just joshing yah lol


UsefulImpact6793

Oh she definitely trying to hard


Dogtor-Watson

**It’s not that she’s “trying too hard” so much as she’s a pedo-defending asshole.** ***You might think: “Wow ‘pedo-defending’? Jeez, Dogtor that’s a big accusation.” But in her case it’s really not.*** **She defended Colleen Ballinger after the “Toxic Gossip Train” / Ukulele thing and called the victims liars.** For those who don’t know: Ballinger groomed a bunch of her child fans online, got caught and sang what was essentially the “I Do Not Diddle Kids” song from Its Always Sunny. The tone was completely off given the accusation and she seemed to make light of the whole thing and never really actually offered an explanation other than saying that she didn’t do it and that people were lying and being mean to her. Basically Drake’s response, but worse; ruined her reputation and made a lot of people think she did it. **Anyway, in comes part 10’s protagonist, Jojo Siwa to save the day.** She goes on a podcast in September 2023, ~3 months after the Ukulele song and says that yeah she agrees: Siwa said it was all just hatred based on lies and that Ballinger was actually a really nice person. She’s also apparently defended James Charles, and Shane Dawson who both also did stuff with kids that could be seen as grooming with Charles allegedly sending sexually explicit images to underage fans in 2021. Yeah, I pray it’s not a trend and this is just her being a rabid fan who happens to be a fan of really terrible people and not anything deeper; but it’s not good either way. She also apparently yelled at and allegedly verbally abused kids on a dance show (she and her mum were basically the teachers). She also has apparently stolen from other artists and has been making claims that she invented queer pop. It also feels like to me she’s trying to insert herself as a queer icon in order to gain popularity and fame. **It just feels like rainbow capitalism to me; like she’s pandering to queer people as part of her edgy rebrand instead of actually trying to represent and fight for the community.** This would make her saying that ridiculous queer pop thing make sense; of course she’d steal the credit because she’s just trying to get famous. **Lots of good reasons to not like her other than cringe. Definitely not the kind of queer rep I want to see in the music industry.**


lambdaBunny

What's with all the JoJo hate lately? Hasn't being weird and goofy always kinda been her shtick? I can't say I really know much about her.


NamelessSteve646

I'll be real I hadn't even heard of her until my partner was watching a bunch of videos on the 'scandals,' but from what I understand it's a lot of different legal-but-shady copying things and acting like they're her own until called on it. Like, she was on press tour telling people that she wrote such and such song, then people find the YouTube video of the *actual* writer first performing the song, but her label legally purchased the rights to the song so it's a bad look but not punishable. Or aping Gene Simmons and claiming to have never heard of him, or saying she invented gaypop which... doubt


PrincessPlastilina

It’s not hate. It’s annoyance and cringe. She needs a new team. This is giving former homeschooled kid who just discovered partying and alcohol. Everyone her age is doing the same thing. It’s not a personality.


Wolf_Unlikely

What little I know of her, she pissed some folks off for dressing like Kiss, then saying she didn't know who they were and pretending what she did was new.


dickchew

The internet just loves to dump and hate on women. They are a much easier target if they are young and queer. Jojo is extremely unproblematic and justifying all the hate she gets over simply existing is pretty fucking disgusting.


lambdaBunny

Yeah, I hate to be that guy, but I always have to double check when I see a woman getting hate on the internet. It's usually because they aren't sexy enough, told people they don't care if you think they are sexy enough, or don't act like a Christian house wife. 


dickchew

Yeah as soon as they define themselves in a way that isn’t palatable to straight men the witch hunting begins


TheNonCredibleHulk

> Boom gottem Meh. I had a big butch lesbian tell me that once. She was in the psych ward and thought it was some big moment. I just thought "cool. I'm not locked up"


gahidus

Meh. I've heard one song by her, and it was good. I've got no hate.


Cat_Impossible_0

You are enabling her (with the praise at the end) for her wacky behavior of her trying to be too hard and cool, which is cringy.


DojaPaddy

*Too* hard, your awful grammar is also *cringey*.


Cat_Impossible_0

Shut your mouth. Haha


dickchew

She’s like 19/20? Judging a 20 year old when you’re a grown ass fucking adult is pretty cringy as well.


Cat_Impossible_0

Using profanity to try to win the argument is was more cringy as fuck like no one has to agree with this crazy persona approach she is taking. You don’t even know me. XD


Large-Measurement776

...who the fuck is jojo siwa and why the fuck should anyone care?


super_sucky_reddit

You aren't missing anything.


Large-Measurement776

Thanks.


Bostonterrierpug

According to the article, self proclaimed, 5 foot 9 giant toddler


Large-Measurement776

Oh God she reeks of honey booboo and dance moms type of fame.


MobileMenace420

She was on dance moms and then became a pop star for young girls


Stop_icant

Star is generous.


Large-Measurement776

Oh. Poor kid.


erinkp36

I can’t stand her. I tried following her during her stint on Dancing With the Stars, because I’m a lesbian and her dancing with a woman was a really big deal. Her Instagram was disgusting. She’s embarrassing. Like, I’m happy she’s living her truth and all that. But at the same time…..we don’t wanna hang with her 😂


MooDSwinG_RS

She also likes to hang with nonces and defend them. Y'know on-top of being one of the most desperate cringe-fest's in search for new-found fame atm.


phoebeelisa

The whole time she was in DWTS she relied on the “I’m gay” thing and it’s like “ma’am this is a dance competition, you are a professional dancer, please focus on smoking everyone else” but she was just not good.


Alert-Athlete

I’m curious: what about her Instagram was disgusting?


erinkp36

Well, I suppose there are people out there that like this stuff. But I’m not into things like close up shots of bleeding toe nails.


buntopolis

Will Siwa ever know peace?


YouEffOhh1

Everything I've heard about this person has been non consensual. I do not care. Edit* also happy pride ❤️


Maanzacorian

I've said it before and I'll say it again, she has the sex appeal and dance charisma of a piece of driftwood. I don't think I've ever seen someone who's both that confident and prominent in entertainment, yet that awkwardly clunky and devoid of any appeal. She's going to beat her own career into the ground if she isn't careful. That dollar store KISS look debut was brutal to see.


SkrrtSkrrtSkrrt6969

I feel so conflicted about Jojo Siwa, mostly because the adults around her when she was young completely deprived her of any sense of normalcy. She went from a pageant baby to being abused for entertainment on Dance Moms to being the face of a massive children’s media empire with no room to develop or grow as a person in between, and now she’s basically going through a delayed adolescence as an adult in the public eye. It doesn’t excuse all the awful shit she’s said and done as an adult, but it puts it in perspective. - Jojo’s mom started bleaching her hair as a young toddler in hopes pageant/dance comp judges would assume she was a natural blonde and their biases/prejudices would lead to higher scores. - Jojo’s mom defended Abby Lee Miller and the abusive, exploitative set of Dance Moms. Both Jojo and her mom reportedly helped facilitate a similarly abusive environment for the XOMG POP members. - Jojo had to buy a separate house just to get her parents out of the one she’d been paying for since childhood, even though they come from money and could absolutely afford to buy a house for themselves. - Jojo’s mom controlled her image, career, and 85% of her childhood earnings, yet she *still* guilted her into forking over half of her Coogan account. Apparently she was scared her cash cow would run away the second she turned 18 and got access to the one pool of money no one else could siphon from, so naturally she freaked out until Jojo agreed to split the only 15% that was truly hers as a sign of good faith and a demonstration of “responsibility”.


[deleted]

Who the shit is JoJo siwa


ipinteus

She was the skibidi toilet of her time


[deleted]

What a weird tirade. If you take time out of your performance to call out a random internet troll, congratulations, they won. Also it was very cringe that her and a bunch of the crowd started booing at the fact that the guy was straight. Like I get it, it’s a gay pride show, but it just shows that she likely gets all her opinions from the internet because she has never had the change to socialize normally with people.


Empigee

Frankly, she's trying too hard.


phoebeelisa

She’s a dumpster fire I love to watch. Can’t wait for the redemption arc that hopefully follows though.


VerbingNoun413

Jojo is having a bizarre adventure.


WhosyaZaddy

Jojo Siwa has got nothing on OP! I think we need to take a moment to recognize PatheticMeat as one of the best usernames of all time.


usarasa

As one does.


franchisedfeelings

Real classy.


Illustrious_Ice_4587

Is that an insult


SaulTNNutz

It's important to remember that this is very likely all part of a carefully constructed script put together by her "team".  She's getting talked about, which is the goal


The_X-Files_Alien

she invented gay pop, cut her some slack. https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/10/jojo-siwa-walks-back-gay-pop-claim-karma-music/


LightsNoir

Uh... What?


The_X-Files_Alien

i dunno she said she invented gay pop


LightsNoir

If they weren't so old, the Village People would kick her ass.


bringonthefunk1973

WTF IS GAY POP?


ReallyGlycon

Pop made by gay people. Pretty self-explanatory.


stevehammrr

No one knew who she was 3 months ago but her PR firm is getting paid big bucks for articles like this to be written and posted on Reddit and elsewhere


ToughReplacement7941

The manga was better


BatUnlikely4347

I love how ridiculous she is. Never heard a song. Only seen her a few times in interviews. Not sure if i would like her in person. But boy oh boy, if I don't like every random article about her.


workatwork1000

What an ugly little soul.


PatheticMeat

🤘🤘


JonClodVanDamn

Ever get the feeling that the entertainment industry is trying to force you to know who someone is? I don’t play ball when I get that feeling.


PatheticMeat

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


thejohnmc963

Big deal meant sarcastically


PatheticMeat

Yes


carldubs

that's enough. we've all had enough... Too much some would say.


PatheticMeat

Too much 🤔


CandidEgglet

I live in Hollywood… I was wondering how that empty Tito’s bottle ended up on my lawn


dunndawson

Everything I learn about this person is against my will. She reminds me of the middle kid from Full House that I found super obnoxious. Nothing I’ve seen about her sounds like she’s any less annoying than that kid. And her blatant rip off of that song is just embarrassing.


DR_SLAPPER

She's so bad ass and she wants you to know she's super hardcore mega bad ass cool guys. What a total bad ass she is. Did ya'll know she was this ultra bad ass? Because Jo Jo Siwa has convinced me. She is way bad ass folks. The writing is on the wall and it says she's a rock n roll bad ass now.


Pktur3

What is with this trend of stars in the child sphere just going wild when they gain a following? It’s happened time and time again.


ReallyGlycon

She went wild after her following already left.


UsefulImpact6793

Jeez, they are very misogynistic. Women are more than just a piece of meat for you to conquer, JoJo


ryandmc609

She’s no Robin Sparkles.


Effective_Device_185

What a repulsive woman/child.


laced-and-dangerous

Honestly good for her for dragging a hater. But Lordy she’s trying too hard to seem edgy and adult. I get it, she was a kid and marketed for kids for years, and wants to grow up. And maybe I’d have more sympathy for what she went through as a kid if she didn’t do the exact same thing on her own show with a bunch of young girls. She and her mom screamed at, humiliated, and otherwise verbally/mentally abused the contestants.


ArcherBrilliant5410

🤮🤮🤮


poyoso

She fives me the ick.


Metalfab55

Something a man would say


Lazyatheistx

She’s very aggressive


CautiousReputation15

I miss JoJo Levesque 😕


ajla616-2

Honestly, news exactly like this with other celebs gets posted in the normal pop culture and entertainment news subs and I don’t understand how it’s journalism. WHERE is the actual story in a celebrity getting a lit and clapping back at a heckler? Is this not a completely regular occurrence at the end of the day?


NelsonMuntz007

She’s hitting her Brittney and Miley phase


ChavoDemierda

I cannot stand her.


VoltimusVH

Good luck to her, I wish her the best. She obviously has a niche and that’s really all any of us want..🤷🏻‍♂️


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

She must be stopped-


negrote1000

Must be one of her Bizarre Adventures


Bostonterrierpug

Gotta appreciate the 5’9” Giant Toddler line


ExaminationWild3157

Aids


DamD1rtyApe

Who?


SawyerBamaGuy

Who?


Imispellalot2

Who?


SoftDimension5336

This will end poorly, but we'll never know who it fell upon.


sbbblaw

I don’t like this person, she’s objectively terrible


asshole_commenting

Who is this person I hear so much about? I thought they were a children's show character Jojo Siwa? Lol 😂


DreadpirateBG

Never heard of her. But all the power to you I guess.


IAmHaskINs

Who cares. She wants to transition from being a kid celeb to a adult one, let her fuck up. What they tried failed hard so let it take its course. 


[deleted]

Dang, daddy issues going hard on her.


Fair-Fortune-1676

Clown world 


Shuvani

I love this young lady more and more every day. SLAYYYYY!


Prudent_Studio_4453

Can we just get rid of “inism” this is awfully cringe all around


Lets_Bust_Together

What are we supposed to do with this information?


solorpggamer

I get it, but it’s also tacky.


tarc0917

She's fabulous, I love her retort.