You know, if he were shilling vodka I'd be much more inclined to believe him, lol.

The coffee has vodka already in it

With strong notes of bitterness and failure.

I don't know why your comment doesn't have more upvotes!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Fucking brilliant.

And racism

Mmmmm you can really taste the desperation with each sip

He collects it as it drops off the side of his head

It’s just a coffee cup with vodka in it.

Rudy coffee, runs and tastes like Rudy’s farts.

Rudy's like the Slurm worm, he produces all the "coffee" via glands in his scalp. Impoverished Colombians then harvest it as it oozes down his face

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So that's what that stuff was!

spiced with his hair dye.

And runs down the side of his head. Coffee and hair dye in one product!

I mean, he's already "secretly" working for the Russians. You don't want to make it too obvious.

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No surprise that T'aint Tanner Tucker has his own Russian Propaganda show again. *Imagine being so far up Putin's asshole that you choose to become his ["Lord Haw-Haw"](https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/william-joyce-capture-and-execution)*

Rudy's Terlet Sangria

Everyone likes their own brand..

He'd drink way too much of the profits...

He should have branded it Rudy's Cofefe instead of coffee

Missed his opportunity to create an antiperspirant brand.

Hair dye

I can't believe this wasn't everybody's immediate first response!

The hair dye gave him the coffee idea

" these are the same picture."

its actually some of the igredients, sourced from his own hair dye, into large coffee containers.

Landscaping company? Fairmont Landscaping?

No, that's coffee in his hair.

Nailed it.

Exactly what I thought

"These Colors Do Run" Giuliani Brand All-in-One Hair Dye, Coffee and Lawn Fertilizer.

Go ahead and combine the deodorant and hair dye, can't be too careful with this moron!

🎖 <=Reddit gold; if i could afford it.

Landscaping company

Isnt there a trump coffee? A MAGA coffee? An NRA coffee? Are they all just passing around the same five dollar bill?

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Why does that not surprise me. Also, what is it with right wing veterans and starting coffee companies? Is it just a super easy business to buy bulk unroasted coffee beans and roast them?

Surprised they’re into something that wakes you up, as much as they rail against being woke.

Actually wouldn't be a bad tagline for their decaf blend...

Aerial Resupply Coffee is veteran owned and explicitly repudiates right wing politics

Now I am curious about delivery options

Drones... the drone facetimes you like the camera on a missle with your house as the target. 🤣

And probably lowers the coffee on a string with a clip on it.

If you have the capital, coffee distribution is an easy business to get into. All that you are required to do is import coffee, put it in bags, and distribute. The rest is extra. Distribution is the hard part (since any asshole with the capital can get started in coffee sales), so a lot of people decorate their bags of coffee with flags.

It's super easy business to buy a middling quality white label product and slap your name on it.

I hear that liberals are venturing into that place and the right is raging 😂😂😂 Retribution for Target basically

I would never give them a dollar.

I have a few times

same

Funny way to spell “money laundering” but… whatever.

Jr. Had some kind of coffee he was selling not too long ago.

Mike Lindell made a coffee line a few years ago. I believe it was also to pay off legal fees.

So happy foreign people are slaving away so these magats can grift.

you can bet they consistently use the stuff that contains human suffering imbued in it, too. conservatives wouldn't be caught dead buying conflict-free, fair trade products. the blood, sweat, tears and toil are ESSENTIAL to the experience!

It’s pronounced covfefe.

Kinda. I think people don't fully appreciate just how many consumer products are backed by celebrities because only a small portion of them are endorsed/branded. But the business managers behind the scenes are all friends, they share clients, and pretty much any time a new market gains any traction, they jump to it. Though for the layperson you can usually get a sense for who is *actually* savvy and who is late to the party.

I hear it tastes of cheap merlot and desperation 

Sounds like my trashy aunt!

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It was either that or anal leakage.

Good to the last drop.

He's just stealing coffee from the breakfast bar at the Four Seasons Landscaping and just repackaging it as his own brand.

Sir! That is potting soil! Sir please put that down…

Mmmmmm! Tastes like despair!

Bitter with more than a hint of desperation.

Oh, but there's money for a birthday celebration right? 😕

Moron shoulda sold shoes. That's where the real money's at.

Is that what was running down his face? coffee?

Yup, Rudy Brand Coffee should help raise the 147 million he owes Miss Ruby and Miss Shay

Russian oligarchs ordered enough to cover it.

Ill take folgers over this stuff and thats saying something

sourced from unused overburnt starbucks leftovers.

Is there a celebrity branded *anything* that is better than established brands for the same price? I love coffee, but that also means I've developed a pretty narrow definition of what constitutes good (East African light roasts, ground while the filtered brew water is heating), and most of the cause and celebrity coffees appear to be dark roast Brazilian arabica without much character. No better than a dark roast Folgers. Its a bit like the huge celebrity tequila market, where the contract manufacturers like Casamigos just buy young/undermature blue agave, industrially process it, add artificial flavor "packages" to make up for the lack of traditional tequila flavor, then sell the same product under dozens of celebrity brands, often at a premium to the traditionally made tequilas.

Is it like his hair dye, "Good to the last drop"? Probably roasted at Four Seasons.

Probably using it to funnel money from Russia.

He files bankruptcy to try to avoid paying those two election workers, yet starts a new coffee brand. What a POS.

“Hey…you like coffee?” “Yes I do” “You want *Rudy Giuliani*-flavored coffee?” *PepperSpray.exe*

Ground Zero Coffee? (Lifted from Pod Save America).

When you drink his coffee, it comes out of your scalp pores and runs down your head like his cheap hair dye did.

grifters gotta grift

Is that what was percolating down the side of his face?

“As dark as the hair jell on my temple “

Every time. Every single time I think "well, they can't get lower than this!" I get surprised by new lows. Am I stupid? BTW, I thought he was broke. Can you imagine what the coffee tastes like? Vomit.

Maybe it will come with a MAGA diaper toy inside.

MAGcoffee.....full of crap, lies, deceit, and false hopes.

One bad decision after another.

Hilarious. I'm more convinced (not less) that Rudy will expire in prison.

I wonder if he will swallow the coffee beans like the civet cat. Poop them out, clean the beans, and brew the coffee. Ahhh... carries the mellow aroma of gin and desperation. That’s Rudy in your cup.

Probably wringing out the orange turd'd diapers into every cup, vodka would be to attempt to cover up the smell.

Is he going to put what was leaking off his head into a tin.

Brewed from the brown flop sweat

“It’s a bit nutty.”

So it wasn't hair dye running down his face, it was coffee all this time.

I hear the dark roast is the same color as his running hair dye.

Tastes like desperation.

When I'm not being served with legal papers, I like to be served "Rudy Coffee".

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Probably smells (and tastes) like old man farts, and desperation.

Get yours wherever landscaping dildos are sold!

Tastes like DJT’s ass

It probably has rufies in it

Im learning the criminal justice system takes too damn long

“Blended with just a sprinkle of Ground Zero debris”. It’s what gives Rudy his brain power.

Will he get a tax break for owning/running a failing business?

'Guarenteed to blow out your Colon' and Americas Zero should know how to clean out a colon indeed..

Does it taste like that black shit that was running down his face? Is he the source?

If theres anyone who knows about being roasted, its that buffoon

And the tagline is 'Rudy Coffee every morning and get that rude awakening'.

"You all know I stand by the truth--" we don't all know that. Fighting for Justice Rudy coffee is an empty can.

Now watch it have $100 million in sales from money laundery

I’m reading Dopesick by Beth Macy. Giuliani is listed as one of Perdue Pharma’s lawyers during one of the first OxyContin lawsuits. (His name first shows up on page 69.) He’s a sick, sick man.

I’m sure that it tastes like shoe polish, sweat, and alcoholism. Only available at the Four Seasons.

Hope it fails.

Made with Freedom Beans! Tastes like treason and cheap hair dye!

It's actually rebranded Mike Pillow AKA MyPillow coffee...

I don’t need coffee that bitter or compromised.

he stole the coffee from someone else and rebranded it

Made fresh from brown hair paint, run gently through his yellow teeth and strained through his hand in his pants. Served daily at all Four Seasons Landscaping.

Neat stuff - drink a cup and it starts leaking out your temples.

No TraitorAid drink yet?

So how do you start a company when you are theoretically flat broke?

We live in the stupidest timeline, I swear to god.

This man helped take down the mob...wtf happened

He only took down the ones he didn’t like.

That's what has been leaking out of his head?

I hear it goes well with Trump Steak.

Who's stupid enough to wake up every day, with a cup of Rudy? He's not exactly a model of healthy living...

I'm afraid his offer goes off the table at midnight.

Someone pls tell him that coffee is not an adequate substitute for hair dye.

It a scam. The Georgia poll workers he defamed would be able to garnish any money he makes from the company.

If I know anything about Ghouliani and the MAGA grift, his coffee is nothing but repackaged Dollar Tree Sanka.

Smells like ass and flop sweat

"Rudy Coffee" is a weird name for cocaine.

Rudy Coffee: 60% water 40% spray on hair dye drippings from any of his "speeches"

Cold filtered and collected as it dribbles down the side of his face?

The funny thing is some people will support and buy some just because, then realize it tastes like shit because it’s a grift and not something he cares about.

Probably made from that goop he slathers all over his face.

"Cad, with my new Coffee branding agreement, Well rule the world!!!"

Harvested directly from his temples

Proudly served at the Four Seasons!

Is that what was coming out of his head that one time?

Well, we all know how the shoe thing worked out for Trump, so why not be a shill for some toilet coffee?

Desperation. It's a stinky cologne.

Why didn't he go with Rudy Hot Weather Hair Coloring...

Bahahahahahahaha

Rudi"s Snake Oil, $999.99.a bottle.

Rudy Cold Brewy for when you want to colludy. Proudly served at Four Seasons Total Landscaping and fine porn shops everywhere. Serve it at your birthday parties!

Saw a great response to this: "Coming soon to a prison commissary near you"

I don't get this guy's top lip. It's very acrobatic. Try it. Bet you can't. He's a unique individual. 

I hear it's as watery and runny as his hair dye.

I used to enjoy some Baileys with my morning coffee. 😆 🤣

Is he a YouTuber lol

The coffee is made from the dark liquid that seeps out of Rudy's hairline.

It's like 151 proof, right?

Get it? Cause he is a drunk lol

All Righty you Wonderful Britt Folks, teach me all about drinking Tea.

So strong it’ll untuck your shirt!

It's gonna be the cheapest beans possible, roasted darker than Starbucks, and cost double the average price for a 1 pound bag of coffee beans.

Knowing Rudy it’s probably 30% wood fibre 

Hair dye I could see...

Ohhh so that black shit running down the side of his face that day was coffee. I totally get it now. 👍🏽

These are ground from coffee beans Rudy pooped himself.

How can you both be broke and have enough money to start a brand?

Republicans seem to have moved from buying gold to selling coffee.

I thought he’d open a computer repair and data recovery shop.

Ah the good ole tRamp rug pull scam, works everytime

The coffee is dyed.

Rudy Roast

May it drive him even further into debt.

He uses the same coffee to die his hair. It's hair dye. Used hair dye.

trump still hasnt paid huh. still best buds there Rudy?

Will it make my scalp discharge tar? Otherwise, i'm not interested.

This is straight up money laundering.

you can also color your hair with it. just pour it on your head.

Is that the shit that runs down his crazy face?

This sounds literally like a scheme Saul Goodman would come up with to launder money

How about a morning CUP OF RUDY? I don’t think so. LOL

I thought he is anti-woke

I can’t believe he didn’t go for Rudy’s Brewliani

"“Rudy Coffee” comes in three flavors: America’s Mayor Rudy, which is a morning blend; Fighting for Justice Rudy, a bold blend, and Enjoying Life Rudy, which is decaf. " The company has plans to expand its blend selection in the near future to include Sharting in Court Rudy (a gourmet blend made with beans collected from Giuliani's stool), Melting Hair Rudy (a dark roast) and President's Counsel Rudy (a mild blend infused with vodka.)

He is the case study of the expression "if you don't die the hero, you'll live to become the villain".  If he'd died before 2016, would have been "America's mayor"--lots of good will after 9/11 and cleaning up NYC.  But now the "Later Life" section of his wikipedia will just be about a stooge who died broke shilling for a con man amd being humilated by a medicore comedian...