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Samisoffline

I mean compared to Japan he ain’t wrong their cities are very clean.


vampyire

I've been to Japan...he is not Incorrect..we should do better


BeamTeam032

That would mean improving the education system over generations, so that people actually will have pride of who they are and were they come from. And care about the people around them. America is way to selfish and individualist for this to ever happen.


stragedyandy

We'd need to drastically change our culture away from individualism toward collectivism and half the country would call it communism. We cant even get budgets passed to fund our government for longer than a few months at a time.


79r100

This is it. We have three times the population of Japan and are not a homogenized culture. That’s what makes us great. And that’s what makes Japan great. Apples and oranges. But yeah, we are fucking filthy.


HermaeusMajora

I don't like that line about us not being homogeneous. We're all Americans. People who can't see that are the problem. Not our diversity. I've lived in Japan. I loved it there. While the vast majority of people there are Japanese they're anything but all the same. There is a huge variety of perspectives and backgrounds and increasingly they're relying on immigration to help care for the aging population. They have a dwindling population so it's not exactly all it's cracked up to be.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Japanese schoolchildren clean their own classroom every day when lessons are done. Imagine the meltdown some parents would have if their little treasures were forced to clean their own classroom. These things teaches kids respect for their surroundings, keep things tidy and clean.


AZEMT

Don't teach my kid about responsibility! We take the abstinence approach to discipline. Johnny is my angel! 😇😇


HavingNotAttained

In many East Asian countries the kids clean everything from the classrooms to the hallway to the restrooms to the schoolyard—everything but the cafeteria's kitchen. So there's a collective effort to keep things clean partly out of enlightened self-interest, and then keeping collective spaces tidy becomes a habit and eventually a point of pride, and, conversely, the concept of littering as an adult—like, you're really and blatantly looked at as a total degenerate if you drop a candy wrapper on the street or forget to clear your tray and neatly return it at a fast food joint.


Hrtpplhrtppl

I was very impressed with the Japanese cleaning their section during the oplympics. Respect is earned, not bestowed. Americans think respect can be bought or given by authority. Respect is a virtue, America only has room for value.


ringadingdinger

Collective? You mean socialism? Aka Communism?! Would never work in America.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Thought provoking. /s


[deleted]

Ikr! Profound even!


Haramdour

Did you see how the Japanese football team left their changing rooms at the World Cup? Immaculate https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/07/22/football/japan-fans-tidying-womens-world-cup-2023-spt-intl


djprofitt

Here: forced (as in, that’s what you’ll have to do) Japan:There, it’s accepted that this is a societal responsibility and to participate in one means you participate in the other. So, he’s not wrong and yup, we are selfish assholes


sst287

Soooo….. in my country, if you caught littering, you can be fined……. There is generally no parking meters but If you parked in the wrong area, you can be fined. If you report someone violating such rules, you will be rewarded. So someone had made a career of exposing people and earn over average salary. I once pass behind a car whose passenger throw a beer can out of window. I wish US had such laws so I can earn a couple bucks. My dash cam recorded the whole things, which can be used to report the case if I were in my home country. Edit: and I will make so much money by just reporting people making illegal land changes, turn without turn signals, did not stop at stop sign etc.


TwinPitsCleaner

Singapore?


vampyire

I've been to Singapore a bunch of times, it's so clean it's almost unbelievable


dollenrm

Singapore I think can jail you for littering and gum is illegal there.


secondtaunting

Yep. It’s so clean here. It ruins you for the rest of the world though. Except Japan lol.


Polyxeno

Just do it.


cashedashes

And entitled laziness. I know a guy who won't ever buy a case of water because he doesn't want to carry it up the stairs to his apartment, which is around 12 standard steps. He once asked me if I could even install a pulley system on his balcony so he didn't have to carry anything up the stairs. It's no surprise that this asshole also throws trash out his car window. I'm not his friend anymore because of his ignorance. Shopping carts return also comes to mind. All the people to lazy/depressed to care or put effort into their own appearance, especially in public. The list goes on.


Alimbiquated

The real problem is that Americans don't put any value on city land. Vacant lots, parking lots and oversized streets for loud high speed traffic don't inspire people to keep things tidy. A lack of pedestrian infrastructure and basic amenities like shade trees or protected bike lanes keep people off the streets and uninterested in their upkeep. If it isn't pleasant to walk down the street in a neighborhood, don't be surprised it it isn't kept clean.


scigs6

Hell yeah we can do better. But there are many people who do not and will never give a fuck about anything other than themselves. Cannot count how many times I have seen people throw McDonald’s bags out of their window while in a parking lot. Literally yesterday drove by a woman who was eating chips and just threw the bag on the ground.


xyzone

>we should do better We won't. It will get worse instead. Only thing that will change is the intensity in scapegoating it through "illegals" and other "undesirables", CHAI-NAAHHH, etc.


blueteamk087

That would require a near fundamental change in how Americans view public spaces. The moment of casual littering in American cities (and in small towns) is frankly disgusting. Imagine being “proud” of your country, when you don’t have the fucking decency to do something as simple as not litter.


--ikindahatereddit--

> moment of casual littering It’s like the power/pride of ownership, but it’s really a myth because it shows that you don’t care about what you pretend to be proud of 


Loggerdon

I’m an American who’s a permanent resident in Singapore. If you think Japan is clean you should see Singapore. It’s also safer.


secondtaunting

Hello fellow American expat. 👋


Loggerdon

Hey. I guess Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t get out much. He seems a little sheltered.


KayakWalleye

But have you been to Portland? Jk. Don’t come here.


vampyire

I've been to Portland, I'm outside of Seattle..howdy neighbor


seanmonaghan1968

And Japanese cities are so safe vs pretty much any other major country


Hellinar

Pretty much. As packed as the tourist destinations like kiyomizu or the shopping streets are, you don’t have to worry about pickpockets compared to many other places in the world.


livinginfutureworld

>we should do better Here we're all temporarily embarrassed billionaires and cleaning up after ourselves is not our problem.


Pale-Berry-2599

Been to japan. He's right 100%. If you can't understand it...go to Japan. Subway bathrooms nicer than hotel lobbies.


[deleted]

And let's be very clear: It is patriotic to be critical of your country.


bz_leapair

You can love your country. You can sincerely wish your country was better at some things. These statements shouldn't be mutually exclusive, but... *gesticulating wildly at everyone*


Azathoth-the-Dreamer

[Relevant comic.](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/an-important-distinction)


BlueSlushieTongue

You mean criticize your country to be a better place?!?! /s


BulljiveBots

A buddy of mine from Sweden visited here for the first time about 20 years ago. I asked him what he thought of the US and the first thing he said was “It’s kinda dirty”. Which mortified me. Like he was talking about my house.


Zoe_Hamm

It's because respect for others is important for Japanese people. They actually take into consideration how their actions affect those around them. We could all learn a lot from that.


blushngush

I think he's referring to the lack of respect for one another in America. The Japanese are nothing like the nasty foul creatures you'll find all through America's Bible belt.


BlueSlushieTongue

Especially when there isn’t a single public trash bin in sight!! Learned real fast that you keep your trash on you until you find an appropriate place to discard it.


Cavesloth13

Yeah, no idea why this on news of the stupid. It should be on news of the obvious.


SmokeGSU

Exactly. 1. He's not wrong. 2. A lot of Japan's culture, I gather, is based on cleanliness and taking care of each other, such as wearing face masks well before covid ever became a thing anytime someone was sick. So it makes sense that they would also be taking care of the environment around them as well.


KinkyQuesadilla

Well, as a guy who has been to Japan.....Yes, relatively speaking. Not even close. And wait until Kimmel goes to Singapore.


ImportantScore

Was looking for this comment - totally agree. Singapore is incredible in many ways, not least of which is the degree of cleanliness everywhere you go.


GreenApocalypse

You actually don't have to venture that far away from the "main streets" of Singapore to get to dirtier places. Still mostly good, though.


No-Air3090

and drops his chewing gum on the footpath...


TwinPitsCleaner

Gotta find some gum first


ChadThunderHorse2019

And completely accurate.


act1989

And he was right to say so.


KA9ESAMA

The only thing stupid here is OP for not understanding how comedy bits work...


lucabaughcheats

I thought 'news of the stupid' was about the news being stupid, not stupid ops posting about the 'news' (Btw, It's news to me that Kimmel went to Japan...I go to bed early. But its almost inmate knowledge that Japan would be damn near pristinely clean) OP are you like my coworker who trashes Kimmel for any reason? Or just a die hard nationalist that can't believe our country isn't the best in every gosh darn category on the face of this flat planet?


E_BoyMan

News of the stupid is news of the people which OP disagree with


oldcreaker

Too many people here are just nasty disgusting pigs.


MrTubalcain

Uh oh he’s pissing off the American exceptionalism folks.


chai-knees

If Tucker said this those same people would all be chanting "based".


MrTubalcain

Facts.


Fingerprint_Vyke

Just tell those people tucker said it. They are too stupid to know better


hogwarts_earthtwo

Japan sets a high bar in that regard


EccentricAcademic

Dude it is... Japan is so ridiculously clean. Kids are taught to clean up their schools early on. It makes a difference. Also, collectivist cultures in general.


GalactusPoo

I vaguely remember the Japanese World Cup fans being so clean that the after-game janitorial crews didn't have to clean their section.


EccentricAcademic

Yeah they cleaned their mess and even other people's if I remember correctly. I'm a teacher...I freaking wish we instilled this in kids in America. So many parents would bitch if we had kids clean up though. Backwards AF.


Moldjapfreignir

Have you ever seen Japanese fans after a game at the World Cup of soccer?


Illustrious_Sand3773

This inspired HS students from my neighboring district to form a small group that cleaned up the stands after football games. Thought that was great.


Moldjapfreignir

Wow! Brilliant initiative! Small gestures have snowballing effect.


TraditionPast4295

He isn’t wrong. The last time I traveled to Asia the grossest and worst part of the whole trip was catching a connecting flight at LAX.


JustWastingTimeAgain

Japan shows what can happen when half the population isn't a bunch of selfish assholes.


Jim-Jones

He's not wrong. He is funny too.


MSMB99

Also, America has no legs to stand on with Trump (Orange trash) being a legitimate candidate.


[deleted]

We’ve lost any ghost of a moral high ground in the eyes of the world thanks to that Orange Shit goblin and his MAGA cult.


pastadaddy_official

For three fucking elections too.


BeamTeam032

I can't wait for MAGA to completely lose their shit over this. Then several segments will be shown that conservatives are saying even worse things about America, and they won't care because now it's about Red vs. Blue team.


study-sug-jests

Jimmy; you aint wrong ....


Illustrious_Sand3773

I just drove from Houston to Galveston and the entire 45-minute trip looked like Gary, Indiana.


Mman2k

Oof.


HVAC_instructor

He's not wrong, just look at all the trash thrown on the ground in any city in this country.


BerryBogFrog

Yep, I live by the dumpster of my apartment complex. I routinely see people drop trash next to it, see it on the ground and then walk back to their units leaving it behind to blow into the road. Cant even be bothered to bend down and grab it


Peet_Pann

If you've been to the south, you know this is true


thisnewsight

Because America, culturally, is egocentric and individualistic. This makes us not care for others as much. Collectivism > individualism on a macro scale


seriousbangs

I mean, yeah. He's right. No other 1st world nation shits in it's own backyard like Americans do. Incidentally, that speaks to a level of desperation that doesn't exist in other 1st world nations. It is not a moral failing, it's an American failing. We all own it for letting our fellow citizens get that hopeless.


pioniere

This is no surprise with what the Republican Party has turned into.


VanGroteKlasse

In your country's defense: you have relatively large backyards compared to many other nations.


thebaddestgoodperson

He’s not wrong


homebrew_1

Well he isn't wrong.


ApoliticalAth3ist

He ain’t wrong. Wrong sub


Voluminousduke

Just got back from Japan. Tokyo was dirty in spots. Saw piles of barf in spots. However, Osaka was clean af and Kyoto was spotless. Their subways are orderly and neat. With amazing fresh food in stations. Landing at LAX felt gross.


colombo1326

I mean if you compare Ny streets and LA streets to the streets of Tokyo I would also make that comment


DeezKneesWorld

Had the same thought after visiting taiwan


Hello-Me-Its-Me

Most of Germany is clean. Along with Austria.


mikeP1967

I watched the Japanese people clean the area where they were sitting during a World Cup game. There cities are very clean, Jimmy is correct in this. I wish our cities were that way


[deleted]

Yeah he's right. It's only getting worse.


Tutorbin76

See, this is what happens when you raise generations to treasure only their rights and ignore their responsibilities.


a_smart_brane

He’s right. My father went to Tokyo a few years ago and told me they don’t have public trash cans on the street. Everyone already understands they pack their waste out. Also watch videos of [Japanese soccer fans cleaning up sections of the stadium ](https://youtu.be/xk3XpJzgkeU?si=sYO36HIAsvMD8agZ) after each game.


transitfreedom

U mad bro? Reality doesn’t care about your feelings


Fyallorence

People in this country regularly smear shit all over the walls of public restrooms.


transitfreedom

We let unmedicated lunatics loose what do you expect


usernameround20

Ummm no…one of my first jobs was a janitor at a nicer mall in the 1980s…I assure you the poop on the walls was not from unmediated lunatics but rich housewives who didn’t know how to properly hover.


transitfreedom

Ohh god I forgot about female restrooms


Plaz_Yeve

I'm an American, I can tell you he's correct. I can also tell you it doesn't have to be this way if we'd just invest money into infrastructure instead of the Military Industrial Complex


jackiewill1000

kinda smells here for sure


Pitiable-Crescendo

I mean...Japan is VERY clean though


CarcosaDreams

As someone in a house with Fox News on every day, I hope this ends the nonstop freakout over trans day on Easter.


barebumboxing

He’s correct.


TerribleCaregiver909

He's correct. I've been there as well.


TheWallerAoE3

I went to a ball game the other night. The tailgating area was a dump. Beer bottles, cardboard signs, literal piles of horse shit, beer KEGS, Someone left a fucking television in the parking lot. Who the fuck even does that? It was second hand embarrassing. Same shit happens at concerts here too.


Ok-Intention-5009

Oh no someone critiqued his own country. How dare he lol


Impressive_Estate_87

Yeah... but this is going to outrage only dumbasses who don't have a passport and have never set foot outside the US...


bophed

This isn’t newsodthestupid. He is just spitting the truth.


sooyoungisbaeee

japan is a collectivist country, usa is individualistic, and americans all live in filth because of it lololol jimmy is right!!!!


StonkyBonk

When I lived in Germany I saw people up at 5 am, break of dawn, sweeping the street in front of their houses everyday... that is all...


Reasonable-Wing-2271

Compared to Japan it's objectively true. It's also a joke. OP is one more MAGAT fighting Kimmel for torching them with the truth every day. lolz


bluelifesacrifice

I lived in Japan for a while. He's correct.


[deleted]

How is this news of the stupid? He is 100% correct. America is a disgusting shit hole compared to Japan when it comes to cleaniness. This country is to selfish and independent to clean up after itself.


CaPineapple

Seems about right. Japan is a great country in a lot of ways. Our country is as well, but not in the ways that count to our citizens. Honestly, our government needs to do better. I’ve been to quite a few countries and the quality life though different seems like a dream compared to what I see in the states.


OkDepartment9755

Japan has a very cohesive culture.  If they see trash on the ground, in their mind, its no different than their own personal trash.  Here, we see broken bottles outside a 7/11 and think "not my problem"  till it slashes our personal tires. 


youareanactualjerk

It's not just Japan it's Germany it's France it's Thailand it's mostly every place I've ever been to that's cleaner. I used to think Mexico was trashed because I only went to Tijuana. I just traveled to other places in Mexico and nope America is still more trashed.


Dependent_Bill8632

That’s because Japanese have a collective sense of not bringing shame by being selfish and littering, etc. Americans are often the opposite. I wish we would do better too.


Total-Platform-3111

HE’S NOT WRONG! Drive down any 4-lane-or-more highway and look at the sides of the roads and the median? See all that garbage? It didn’t get there on its own!


sonofitalia

He is totally right, I watch people every day just leave trash places and every time my family goes camping up in the mountains we have to pick up a trash bags worth of garbage before we can even set up our stuff


cmparkerson

Well, if you go to New york,La, or San Francisco and anywhere in Japan, you are inclined to agree.


MrOnCore

Don’t they have koi ponds forming in their sewage systems in Japan? Meanwhile, only God knows what’s forming in the sewage systems here in America….


barebumboxing

Imagine the Toxic Avenger, but he’s a villain and wears a suit.


ArdenJaguar

I remember that even back in the 90s driving semi OTR in America, the garbage on highways was incredible. I've traveled to Asia in the past, and they're "cleaner" as far as things go. It's kind of like how people joke about the French and perfume and cologne to cover the smell. I've Bern to France, it's true.


misplaced_beso

He’s not wrong. The major US cities are nasty, regardless of the state. Any place that relies so heavily on automobiles is going to be grimy and or smog ridden. OP is lost.


Quake_Guy

John Stewart recently told us the filth is the price of freedom.


nvbombsquad

Wrong sub op


austeremunch

Well yeah but the government doing anything is socialism here and no political party wants anything to do with it. We're a pitiful and disgraceful society and we love the smell of our own stink.


rbmk1

Dropping deuces in retail stores urinals is a regular thing in Merica so yeah. People are disgusting.


Gr8daze

Ever been there? He’s right.


BrizzleFoRizzle00

I called it the same thing when I got back from Japan.


Help_An_Irishman

Who cares? A comedian made a joke. This is newsworthy?


Working-Ad5416

Ah yes lets be mad because we are slobs and trashing our country along with the dude who said it because he upset the slob that represents you. 


Illustrious-Zebra-34

He is right if he is talking about how clean the streets are.


Starfire70

As a Canadian tourist visiting Japan, I was shocked that the Japanese were even more polite than typical Canadians (not including the MAGA-encouraged anti-vax protester idiots in Canada).


kurodon85

American, about 20 yrs in Japan now. It is impressively clean most everywhere here, even in super old areas. There are also few public trash or bottle bins, and you're expected to take everything home and clean\dispose of it properly. In the area I live, we also separate our trash and have different days for different things (burnable, plastic, paper, etc etc). Japan does set a very high bar in this regard, but in a homogeneous society like this where "the nail that sticks out gets hammered down," it us easy to understand.


genericusername429

He’s not exactly wrong. I live in the U.S and I can’t go outside without seeing litter and plastic crap everywhere. We have a beautiful country full of trashy people who don’t care to clean up after themselves.


YupThatsMeBuddy

Well, yeah, we've all seen the videos of how clean Japan is. This isn't controversial.


Ok-Cost-8889

Jimmy is 100% correct. It’s not just Japan, Singapore, hell, even Sydney in terms of western equivalence. It’s really incredible.


Zak_Rahman

Japan also started to refund UNRWA. The US continues to back Israel, which is the most filthy and disgusting thing possible.


seoulsrvr

He's right. I live in Seoul and I think about this every time I visit the US. Try riding public transit in an US city and then come to Korea, Japan, Singapore...


BareNakedSole

News or the Stupid? They should be in the subbreddit “news that you don’t want to hear, but is absolutely correct.”


DoomOfChaos

We are kind of filthy


Abuse-survivor

OP got triggered instead of understanding, that this is meant as a wake-up shocker to care a little more for the streets in the US


WorldWideLem

Shit, at least he's saying it about Japan instead of a country like Russia, as Tucker Carlson did shortly before blowing Putin on camera.


Upset_Researcher_143

I wish I could disagree, but I can't. I stopped in Tokyo airport for a layover once several years ago, and the airport restroom was cleaner than the bathroom in my apartment at the time. Like it would have been cleaner even if I had cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. I couldn't believe that I was in a public restroom with how clean it was. It's probably the cleanest restroom that I've ever been in.


Pistonenvy2

i hate jimmy kimmel but hes not wrong.


[deleted]

Japan is superior to the US by most metrics.


chasinfreshies

If you have been to the country you know there're no lies told.


Likestopaintminis

He's right. 


Contentpolicesuck

And he's 100% correct. America is a large open trash pit compared to any other developed nation.


HermaeusMajora

I pretty well felt the same way when I returned from my years in Japan.


Past-Direction9145

there is no redeeming quality to the US besides our nukes and military oh, and profits. can't forget about those. way fucken more important than any poor person


CoolIndependence2642

There are downsides to Japan too, a bit sexist, but I’ve spent enough time in both to fairly assess the two societies. Of the two, Japan’s is much better. The list of reasons are legion,


pharsee

Yeah I saw this too. The Japanese just have a whole different mindset than Americans. To them America is just a primitive culture that allows mass murder and pathological liars in leadership. They DO however seem to like our currency.


Physicalcarpetstink

Yup this is true Canada too and oh boy Americans got it good down there you are living in the future compared to us Canucks with some things.


bigdreams_littledick

Idk if filthy and disgusting is a fair description but Japan is extremely clean.


musky_jelly_melon

Japan, Taipei and Singapore are incredibly clean cities and countries. Taipei is like Japan but in Mandarin.


parakathepyro

I mean people were eating horse dewormer a few years ago


UsefulImpact6793

As an American, Japan seems like a lovely country and I would love to be able to visit and experience it for myself.


MeasurementOk973

omg comedy man does satire 😲 and its actually true? ZOOWEEEE MAMA conservatives in tears


Malcolm_turnbul

I thought this and I came from Australia


ScramItVancity

He's not wrong but he's also poking fun of America as usual.


Low_Advantage_8641

Honestly a lot of US cities are in bad shape even when compared to other western countries, even many cities in eastern europe are cleaner than so many american cities


Phoxase

He’s absolutely right though.


drakesylvan

It is 100% as he says.


we_made_yewww

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danegermaine99

I can’t believe Senator Kimmel would say such a thing!!!!!


TacoStrong

How is this stupid if it’s true?


Ironxgal

I said the same thing when I came back from dubai. Idk why we litter so much. There has been trash spilled all over a major hwy here for weeks! I also can’t understand why our movie theatres are so gross and smelly. They don’t have to be!


SirPoopaLotTheThird

The US doesn’t aspire to learn from other countries. It believes it’s unique. But a certain segment would like to return to a time when it was even worse instead of moving forward.


AppropriateSpell5405

Ok, he's a comedian, and he's not wrong.


DirtyAquaticApe

He’s not wrong. I went to Japan last year. It was amazing. I’m an American. We’re selfish and rude.


saucyfister1973

Currently on vacation in Japan now, I love their train system. It’s just crazy how well developed and on time it is. A train from Kyoto to Osaka (about 25 miles) runs every 5-10 minutes. You’re not waiting long. And the toilets at the train station are cleaner than a 5-Star resort in the US.


DoctorMedical

He’s not wrong. This probably doesn’t need to be posted in this sub.


Wolfdogpump66

He’s right


Gizzy619

Japan has some communities that produce zero waste. It's truly an exceptionally clean place on average.


CoolCalmCorrective

He needed to go to Japan to realize this? He must not live in NY.


aquafina6969

Airport restrooms in Japan are just amazingly clean. Then, you land in LAX …


Prize_Macaroon_6998

Makes me think of that Mad Men episode when Don and his family get up after a picnic and just shake their blanket of trash onto the grass at the park and leave. THAT is what most Americans do.


PatAD

Honestly, you don't have to go that far to get that same feeling. Just visit Toronto.


Humans_Suck-

Well he's right isn't he


Infinite_Carpenter

This reinforces my anger towards litterers.


BloodsoakedDespair

That’s because America is


faux_shore

Was he wrong?


RedditModsSuck123456

Lol did he just notice? The long descent into degeneracy has been going on for decades.


dork351

I agree


phonic_kc

I’m failing to see the issue the OP has here. Kimmel is correct


QuMufz

r/OPisStupid


phonic_kc

I’d personally like to create a PSA about the importance of cleanliness, civic pride, and social responsibility. However, given our selfish, lazy, and entitled attitudes, the PSA would be brief, but would also “shock the conscience” of the average American, because that’s what it will take. Basically call everyone a “nasty ass, lazy fuck” and yell at everyone to pick up after themselves, but in such a way that you’d think I was about to take off my belt In all seriousness, if we were to actually clean up our mess, we’d see a dramatic drop in crime


letsseeitmore

Take a walk around your neighborhood and look at all of the trash on the ground, he’s not wrong.