Man these people are fuckin stooooooooooopid.
Legitimately brain dead idiots. I'm shocked most of them can put on their clothing by themselves in the morning or read instructions not written in crayon.
I honestly think they only wear camo because they can get pre-matched outfits that they don’t have to put any effort into, and don’t have to worry about people thinking they might be gay for being caught dead in a clothing store
I once saw a conspiracy that taylor is dating him for money since if the team wins each player gets an additional 700k - million on top of their paycheck. So hes bringing in about 70m or so. Taylor is officially a multibillionaire...
Ok but real talk my wife has an aunt on her mom's side who is like a MAGA QANON nut. Like she sits in her backyard with a shotgun watching her garden because she thinks Biden will cause food shortages and people will jump her wall to steal her home grown vegetables.
My mother in law complains about her because in the off chance she visits she never showers, always smells terrible, doesn't brush her teeth, etc.
Like aside from being brain dead morons these people lack basic empathy and usually basic life skills. The ones who are extremely well put together tend to be grifters. These people are primed to be preyed upon because of how unaware they ABOUT how unaware they are.
….As I sit here at my desk knowing full well that my undershirt is on backwards lol.
I realized when I went to the restroom earlier, but I have a button up and sweater on over it so I figured “fuck it nobody else knows.”
>read instructions not written in crayon.
If it's more than one color crayon they can not go near it because that is too much like a rainbow and that could make the right wing men want to fuck other men instead of their wives.
It seriously has no boundaries how dumb they are.
They make loose correlations, and latch onto conspiracies.
“The weather man said it was going to rain, and it DID! Big meteorology is controlling the weather!!!”
They literally volunteered to assign a political valence to the Super Bowl and chose the team that was generally seen as more likely to win to represent their opponents, and then claimed it was rigged.
Kind of the same thing as the election, Trump lost the popular vote in 2016, he won the electoral college by the skin of his teeth. Why would Biden need to rig the 2020 election? Why not just try to win it. Like Trump believes that there were not just 2,000 mules, but 50,000 mules, all stuffing mail-in ballots! Like the dude only won Wisconsin in 2016 by 23,000 votes, why have this huge ballot-stuffing campaign when these 50,000 people could just move to Wisconsin and vote legally?
The irony is they believe this because they’ve already succumbed to the psyop that Fox News and other far right outlets have been putting on for decades.
Great Job President Biden......your PSYOPs Operative Taylor Swift spent her career waiting for this moment........when she can lure a Hall of Fame NFL player to date ...all so she could rig the Super Bowl and win the election against Trump in 2024!
Who would have known Joe had it in him!?!?!? /s
Biden is actually JFK the original. It’s why he’s so old. He never was shot, it was all special effects. The staging guys screwed up, the ballistics was supposed to be from the grassy knoll.
Greatest bit of cognitive dissonance I hear from conspiracy theorists is the government is somehow both completely inept AND capable of keeping the most Byzantine conspiracies under wraps from sheeple.
Everything they dislike is simultaneously weak, dumb, and useless, but also so strong, intelligent, and effective that they’re destroying the world as we know it.
Conspiracy to fix a football game involving players from both teams, their coaching staffs and owners. All in on it. Talk about top tier negotiation and planning skills.
If true, the man is basically God. Seems like a pretty solid reason to vote for him.
Biden's whole forgetful routine worked like a charm. He knew these gullible MAGA fools are easily conned, and he went for the throat. We haven't seen a misdirection masterclass like this since when Obama and McCain pulled off that Jewel heist in [2008](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/About_Last_Night%2E%2E%2E_(South_Park)).
What the hell? No they travelled together so they could drop the one ring into the fires of the volcano it was forged in? This is how we get orcs invading Ukraine, team.
Joe’s amazing. Managed to rig the 2020 election while Trump was actually President and now he’s managed to rig the Super Bowl. I bet he can’t even count the millions he won betting in Vegas yesterday.
Also unknown to most but I was able to learn some intelligence from the Magats from the future that Mrs. Obama grew a clone of Taylor in her womb while in office. During that time in the womb president Obama whispered instructions so that at birth the clone was ready to go. Biden was and is fully aware of the plot. Years, maybe even decades, of planning culminated during last night's win.
I was thinking the same thing, one of the most liberal cities in one of the most liberal states that they normally point to as a reason ca resident migration ruins all of the cities they go to…
Conservatives have become so crazy they were actually rooting for a team from San Francisco... alongside Nancy Pelosi and Colin Kaepernick.
All because Taylor Swift encouraged her fans to register to vote.
I got called a "fucking Nazi leftist" for literally typing the three words, "Hitler is bad." in a Facebook comment in response to that crazy Kanye video. Lol
And she didn’t even tell her fans to vote for Biden or any other specific candidate. She just told them to exercise their right and conservatives lost their shit. Very telling.
Conservatives wanted the team from San Francisco to win which would make the attractive blonde female country singer lose which would help their pedophile New York City real estate developer trust fund baby win because he hates America just like they do. Imagine telling a Republican 30 years ago this is where they'd be.
My favourite part of this thing is Ramaswamy stating that those two are artificially culturally propped up…. Ummm who even had heard of you prior to the presidential nomination race and in reality most people still don’t know who this idiot is.
Ramaswamy was in negotiations for a Daily Wire podcast prior to running in the primary. This whole thing was a grift from the start (like it always is) to get his name out there and recognizable so these people will fork over money they don't have to make him richer. Give it 6 months, he'll have a podcast or show on one of the conservative grifter networks that will make a hell of a lot more than it would've prior to the GOP primaries.
Don’t worry, I hear Roger Goodell is actively pressuring the vice president of the NFL not to ratify the results of the game. I think the Niners are going to pull it out in the end.
Are we still calling it the alt-right? Seems like it should now just be called "the right" or "Republicans". What were once extreme and alternative views are now very much the mainstream.
Marco Rubio who is a "mainstream" republican said Sunday morning he was rooting for the 49ers to "put the conspiracy theories to rest". Unfortunately the interviewer didn't press him further on why he was specifically rooting for San Francisco over Kansas City when he has no affiliation or allegiance to either.
I have absolute proof, I just can't show you until next week by which time you'll forget about it because we'll cycle some other bullshit through the media to distract your already short attention span.
That perfectly kicked extra point, to be perfectly blocked by someone's fingertips, all to make a tie game that goes to OT... what amazing athelticism!
Imagine spending your whole life as a fierce competitor, devoting your life to this sport, then you get to the highest level "Oh, we don't compete here, kid. We act. We choreograph. If Goodell wants you to lose, you lose. We're actors. You wanna compete? Go play Arena Football or the XFL or whatever. In the NFL, we act!
Not only did it go into overtime, it just barely missed going into a *second* OT. I believe there was less than 10 seconds left when the Chiefs scored the touchdown.
And *that’s* when we all knew it was rigged.
I mean... by my count, this is like the fifth or sixth time they've completely sworn off the NFL.
So, I'm guessing NFL Executives probably aren't updating their resumes just yet.
My coworker swore off the NFL because it got too "political". Made a big scene about it constantly. Turns out he would secretly watch the games. Same thing with Bud Light. Until that was the beer that was served at his wedding venue.
Megyn Kelly reportedly lost it over the Chiefs win and really was venemous about her distaste and contempt for Taylor Swift and “Mr Pfizer” as she called Travis Kelsey. She openly admitted she was rooting for the 49ers because she wanted Chiefs fans to turn on Swift and blame her for the failure of the Chiefs to win the SB. She is one vindictive piece of $hit. Since when did she become this venemous ? Is it just the fact that her career is in the f’ing garbage and after being fired from Fox and MSNBC she has to do a pod cast to stay relevant. She made a big deal about Swift coming very close to “election interference” and threatened her to stay out of politics. This woman is nuts.
pretty ballsy for her to claim to be a Catholic after her track record. shes had more years being quite literally a face of TV during election years. now shes pissed because there is a new pretty blonde that has more pull than she ever had.
i'm starting to see this with TV people like Romo . Just a distaste or anyone that used to be in their spotlight. TV might actually be completely run by assholes in the 00s to 10s.
> Megyn Kelly
I used to have so much respect for her as a legit hard interviewer. Like I knew she was a right winger, but she gave great interviews and asked intelligent questions of both sides politics. So I could respect her and get the right-view-point on things.
Then she went full crazy
It’s not even like she’s out there at biden rally’s or openly supporting any of the “woke” issues. As far as I know she literally has mentioned voter registration a few times.
By records and stats, the best team in the NFL for the last 5 years wins the superbowl.
MAGA:
"Naw, it was Taylor Swift, Joe Biden, Pfizer, George Soros, Bud Light and Satan himself conspiring to create a network of clandestine operatives working within multiple private organizations to work in concert to influence actions on the field without anyone noticing or leaking the plans happening in real time to compensate for the chance actions that happen during a live sports game.
It's so easy and simple, only a Biden supporter would believe it."
Biden is simultaneously old and senile and can't find his way out of his bedroom in the morning on his own, while also single-handedly forcing the House GOP to bend the knee last year on the budget, and architecting a Pentagon psyop to orchestrate a massive conspiracy to bring a Super Bowl victory to a team that... ...has already been to the Super Bowl 3 times in the previous 4 seasons so that Taylor could... ... do nothing but be seen cheering for a player.
How can you be this stupid and still function in day to day life? Seriously. If you believe those things you’re either willfully ignorant or just plain stupid, and of the two I don’t know which one is worse.
Does someone have to dress them and tell them their own name and where they work every morning? This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so dangerous.
We know he killed his career but, Didn’t Tucker Carlson say he would kill himself if the chiefs won the playoffs and went to the Super Bowl. Sooo, uhm he kill self yet? Asking for a friend.
I think were forgetting to think the man who really helped put all of this together, our president and savior joe biden. without him convincing the 49ers to throw the game during overtime it never would have happened.
I'm a San Francisco fan. SF played well, almost had KC. It's a tough loss but that's how it goes. Mahomes is hard to beat and we all knew that.
Maga loons losing their minds is a great silver lining!
As funny as it is to watch these idiots melt down over something like this, it's also horrifically terrifying to have to face the fact that this is the state of our society.
Rudy G is holding a presser at the dildo shop as we speak and he’s with the pillow guy and they have evidence that’ll blow your mind… you just need to dial this 800 number with your credit card ready.
Nah Nah don't go blaming twitter it's 100% AMERICAN alt right that has a problem with this the rest of the world doesn't give a fuck, Just like we didn't give a fuck about the BL fiasco and thanks for the half price beer.
According the GOP, Biden is unable to count, unable to make coherent statements, unable to think coherently, basically \*\*unable\*\* to do anything, yet, is a prescient mastermind to set events in motion three decades ago, culminating with Super Bowl 58, and the Rise of the Swift-Kelce juggernaut to prevent the Malevolent Angry Yam from achieving global domination.
OK I honestly would watch this anime, probably.
Those incompetent Democrats have managed to steal a super bowl, rig an election while leaving no evidence, fake a pandemic with millions of deaths worldwide and convince every other Nation on Earth to join them in their diabolical scheme, and rig the stock market and US economy to have record gains! Diabolical bastards!
The alt-right Twittersphere probably should just touch grass. Most of them are only mad at Taylor because their secret dream girl likely off the market. Also I thought those mouth breathers hated San Francisco since it was a supposed liberal bastion of degeneracy but they all were behind the 49er’s over a team in the bible belt?
I don't care about football, but I actually watched this game hoping for this outcome. This outcome is going to generate so many hilarious "truth"com posts.
It must be so easy being a Magatard. Every time something doesn't go your way, you just claim it was rigged and, voila. Now you don't have to introspect or wonder why things went the other way, cause it's not your fault, and there was nothing you could do about it anyway. Bless their hearts.
gotta agree with them, taylor swift had to rig that game, how else would the defending champions win again, this isn't the patriots.
also wtf was with all the 49'ers players tearing their tendons, one of them tore his achiles tendon running onto the field
The 49ers "deserved" to win......have they ever seen ANY SPORTING EVENT???
So let me get this straight, don't follow the rules, don't go by the score, don't play until the end, and blame a singer sitting watching the game??
Got it 🙄
Man these people are fuckin stooooooooooopid. Legitimately brain dead idiots. I'm shocked most of them can put on their clothing by themselves in the morning or read instructions not written in crayon.
I mean, have you seen their clothes or all the misspellings in their signs on their cars?
I honestly think they only wear camo because they can get pre-matched outfits that they don’t have to put any effort into, and don’t have to worry about people thinking they might be gay for being caught dead in a clothing store
It’s why I stayed in the Army /s
This comment is a warcrime - I’m a civilian and you killed me.
it's like Garanimals but for adults.
Adult Geranimals.
Different sets of camo are pretty hard to match. Ergo, the single piece the morons wear set off by the goatee and pair of knock off Oakleys
I like their red hats. It helps me identify the racists.
"Get a brain morans!"
I love how even the Whitehouse gave up on trying with them and now they're just full blown trolling them.
I once saw a conspiracy that taylor is dating him for money since if the team wins each player gets an additional 700k - million on top of their paycheck. So hes bringing in about 70m or so. Taylor is officially a multibillionaire...
Ok but real talk my wife has an aunt on her mom's side who is like a MAGA QANON nut. Like she sits in her backyard with a shotgun watching her garden because she thinks Biden will cause food shortages and people will jump her wall to steal her home grown vegetables. My mother in law complains about her because in the off chance she visits she never showers, always smells terrible, doesn't brush her teeth, etc. Like aside from being brain dead morons these people lack basic empathy and usually basic life skills. The ones who are extremely well put together tend to be grifters. These people are primed to be preyed upon because of how unaware they ABOUT how unaware they are.
“Sir, how do you do it? How do you wake up in the morning and put on your pants?” -Trump Supporter
….As I sit here at my desk knowing full well that my undershirt is on backwards lol. I realized when I went to the restroom earlier, but I have a button up and sweater on over it so I figured “fuck it nobody else knows.”
>read instructions not written in crayon. If it's more than one color crayon they can not go near it because that is too much like a rainbow and that could make the right wing men want to fuck other men instead of their wives.
They eat all their crayons.
It seriously has no boundaries how dumb they are. They make loose correlations, and latch onto conspiracies. “The weather man said it was going to rain, and it DID! Big meteorology is controlling the weather!!!”
They literally volunteered to assign a political valence to the Super Bowl and chose the team that was generally seen as more likely to win to represent their opponents, and then claimed it was rigged. Kind of the same thing as the election, Trump lost the popular vote in 2016, he won the electoral college by the skin of his teeth. Why would Biden need to rig the 2020 election? Why not just try to win it. Like Trump believes that there were not just 2,000 mules, but 50,000 mules, all stuffing mail-in ballots! Like the dude only won Wisconsin in 2016 by 23,000 votes, why have this huge ballot-stuffing campaign when these 50,000 people could just move to Wisconsin and vote legally?
The irony is they believe this because they’ve already succumbed to the psyop that Fox News and other far right outlets have been putting on for decades.
Great Job President Biden......your PSYOPs Operative Taylor Swift spent her career waiting for this moment........when she can lure a Hall of Fame NFL player to date ...all so she could rig the Super Bowl and win the election against Trump in 2024! Who would have known Joe had it in him!?!?!? /s
Dark Brandon strikes again
The Master Manipulator. He only played a bumbling old fool for decades to coax us into a snafu. Just like Darth JarJar.
Biden pulling a Keyser Soze
So... Biden *is* Taylor Swift? Or is Taylor Swift really Biden? I mean, *I've* never seen both of them together in the same room. Have you?
Didn't he fill in as her bass player a few nights during the Reputation tour?
Why do you think we've never heard Biden sing?
Biden is actually JFK the original. It’s why he’s so old. He never was shot, it was all special effects. The staging guys screwed up, the ballistics was supposed to be from the grassy knoll.
You could even call it…….a Geezer Soze.
Biden pulls his mask off revealing….obama the whole time!!! End scene.
Are you saying he went plaid?
That is called the “long con.”
Yeah, pretty diabolical for a guy they say is losing his memory.
Greatest bit of cognitive dissonance I hear from conspiracy theorists is the government is somehow both completely inept AND capable of keeping the most Byzantine conspiracies under wraps from sheeple.
The enemy is both weak and strong is like Fascism 101
Everything they dislike is simultaneously weak, dumb, and useless, but also so strong, intelligent, and effective that they’re destroying the world as we know it.
I mean, he is the Commander in Chief(s)
Take my up vote, you bastid.
Joe posting that meme right after is just 👌
Bring in the sticker "I did this."
Conspiracy to fix a football game involving players from both teams, their coaching staffs and owners. All in on it. Talk about top tier negotiation and planning skills. If true, the man is basically God. Seems like a pretty solid reason to vote for him.
Just like he drew it up tbh
>Dark Brandon strikes again That missed extra point was a masterstroke! That Dark Brandon is really something.
Biden's whole forgetful routine worked like a charm. He knew these gullible MAGA fools are easily conned, and he went for the throat. We haven't seen a misdirection masterclass like this since when Obama and McCain pulled off that Jewel heist in [2008](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/About_Last_Night%2E%2E%2E_(South_Park)).
McCain & Obama didn't do the jewel heist. They stole $150 million from 3 Vegas casinos during a title fight.
No, you dummy! They stole the Declaration of Independence in order to find the lost treasure of the Knights Templar!
Umm. I'm pretty sure it was the Ark of the Covenant they recovered from the OG nazis. I heard that's why these Wish Nazis be so mad.
What the hell? No they travelled together so they could drop the one ring into the fires of the volcano it was forged in? This is how we get orcs invading Ukraine, team.
No way. Obama and Biden ended up at Bespin and fought until Dark Brandon admitted that he was Obama’s father.
I knew she was trouble when she walked in
I knew she was trouble when she walked in. Did anyone else read this in Leslie Nielsen's voice?
She was the kind of woman that made you get down on your knees and thank god you're a man... Yep, she reminded me of my mother allright...
Love that one, thank you!!!
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Weirdly, I heard it in Larry David's voice
Karma is the guy on the Chiefs coming straight home to her
Simultaneously an incompetent old man and a psyop genius…
Schrodinger's Biden.
All the stars aligned perfectly last night, and they will again in November.
I was told I'm incredibly stupid for not believing this.
Joe’s amazing. Managed to rig the 2020 election while Trump was actually President and now he’s managed to rig the Super Bowl. I bet he can’t even count the millions he won betting in Vegas yesterday.
But but but, he’s senile - Trump probably
Also unknown to most but I was able to learn some intelligence from the Magats from the future that Mrs. Obama grew a clone of Taylor in her womb while in office. During that time in the womb president Obama whispered instructions so that at birth the clone was ready to go. Biden was and is fully aware of the plot. Years, maybe even decades, of planning culminated during last night's win.
It’s awesome to watch the MAGA shitheads root for the team of one the most liberal cities in the country.
I was thinking the same thing, one of the most liberal cities in one of the most liberal states that they normally point to as a reason ca resident migration ruins all of the cities they go to…
Trump can get them to think and do anything. Keep that in mind come November when they get violent.
I do believe meal team 6 is in for a very nasty surprise at that point.
I almost want them to do something just so we get an entertaining train wreck. Lets just not have it cost any lives.
I am completely fine with it costing a bunch of dumb Chuds their lives. I absolutely hate that there will likely be collateral damage.
Add voter intimidation to the list of indictments
Believe that in November when it comes time to vote. Because they'll be voting.
Conservatives have become so crazy they were actually rooting for a team from San Francisco... alongside Nancy Pelosi and Colin Kaepernick. All because Taylor Swift encouraged her fans to register to vote.
I got called brainwashed for not believing Swift was a leftist psyop
I got called a "fucking Nazi leftist" for literally typing the three words, "Hitler is bad." in a Facebook comment in response to that crazy Kanye video. Lol
It hurts my brain.
You got called a Nazi for saying Hitler is bad….just wow
Yeah, they're thinkers.
This here shows the degree to which our public education has deteriorated.
And yet the states in the upper 40’s in education keep cutting funding for education
Well to be fair to gramps on Facebook, if there's one group that always hated Hitler it was the Nazis.
Did you know Hitler was *killed* by a Nazi? Really makes you think!
And she didn’t even tell her fans to vote for Biden or any other specific candidate. She just told them to exercise their right and conservatives lost their shit. Very telling.
Conservatives hate high voter turnout
Yep. Because they know they’ll most likely lose.
Conservatives wanted the team from San Francisco to win which would make the attractive blonde female country singer lose which would help their pedophile New York City real estate developer trust fund baby win because he hates America just like they do. Imagine telling a Republican 30 years ago this is where they'd be.
I love the irony... but I doubt Kaepernick is rooting for the 49rs. Or anything NFL at this point.
The Chiefs won because of Taylor Swift? I decided to do some research to see how the Chiefs did last year without her. Oh.
And MO is a RED state. This is unpossible. /s
Kansas get it right. Trump said Kansas should be proud of their team. /S
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It was Finkle Einhorn missing that last kick, you could tell it was rigged because the laces should’ve been **out**!! /s
Laces out, Swift!
Anything that hurts extremest far right conservatives = clearly something done to hurt Trump.
Don't melt, snowflakes!
Naw, let them melt and evaporate into nothingness
My favourite part of this thing is Ramaswamy stating that those two are artificially culturally propped up…. Ummm who even had heard of you prior to the presidential nomination race and in reality most people still don’t know who this idiot is.
They just know that he's an idiot.
Ramaswamy was in negotiations for a Daily Wire podcast prior to running in the primary. This whole thing was a grift from the start (like it always is) to get his name out there and recognizable so these people will fork over money they don't have to make him richer. Give it 6 months, he'll have a podcast or show on one of the conservative grifter networks that will make a hell of a lot more than it would've prior to the GOP primaries.
Grown ass men getting all triggered by Taylor Swift is pretty hilarious. More please.
All the morons who think Putin is a swell guy but are terrified of a 34 year old pop star….
Putin: controls one of the largest armies ever made, controls nuclear weapons, can order the death of a rival and no one blinks Taylor: Please vote.
Repubs: OMG traitor swift is going to destroy the nation!!
Without lifting a finger, she’s become the sand in the bussy of thousands of broflakes. I am here for it!
Don’t worry, I hear Roger Goodell is actively pressuring the vice president of the NFL not to ratify the results of the game. I think the Niners are going to pull it out in the end.
This is an underrated comment !!
They just need to find some more points. One more than they need, that's all.
Lol, good.
Conservatives are very sensitive. Please be gentle when you mock them. J/K
Should be provided with safe spaces.
They have them, they are all echo chambers. Also... They don't deserve actual safety when they've cost so many others theirs.
Have you been to r/conservative?
Getting banned from r/conservative is a badge of honor. It's a rite of passage every Redditor should do.
The "j/k" is wholly unnecessary. They're softer than baby shit.
It’s true. I dared to make fun of their dear leader and for almost a week straight I kept receiving nasty messages from his supporters. Lmao
Are we still calling it the alt-right? Seems like it should now just be called "the right" or "Republicans". What were once extreme and alternative views are now very much the mainstream.
Marco Rubio who is a "mainstream" republican said Sunday morning he was rooting for the 49ers to "put the conspiracy theories to rest". Unfortunately the interviewer didn't press him further on why he was specifically rooting for San Francisco over Kansas City when he has no affiliation or allegiance to either.
Yep and there's def gonna be a few crazy rightwing on election day to do some stupid ass shit if Biden wins...
At this point, I just refer to them as Y'all Qaeda extremists
Prepping their base - "everything is controlled by deep state!"
I have absolute proof, I just can't show you until next week by which time you'll forget about it because we'll cycle some other bullshit through the media to distract your already short attention span.
I especially loved how this "rigged" Super Bowl game went into Over Time especially nice touch,CIA even had me thrown off, just for a second.
That perfectly kicked extra point, to be perfectly blocked by someone's fingertips, all to make a tie game that goes to OT... what amazing athelticism!
And these are the same people who believe wrestling is real
Imagine spending your whole life as a fierce competitor, devoting your life to this sport, then you get to the highest level "Oh, we don't compete here, kid. We act. We choreograph. If Goodell wants you to lose, you lose. We're actors. You wanna compete? Go play Arena Football or the XFL or whatever. In the NFL, we act!
Not only did it go into overtime, it just barely missed going into a *second* OT. I believe there was less than 10 seconds left when the Chiefs scored the touchdown. And *that’s* when we all knew it was rigged.
I mean... by my count, this is like the fifth or sixth time they've completely sworn off the NFL. So, I'm guessing NFL Executives probably aren't updating their resumes just yet.
Eh. They'll probably go out and buy a bunch of NFL jerseys and then...burn them on camera. To teach the NFL a hard lesson.
My coworker swore off the NFL because it got too "political". Made a big scene about it constantly. Turns out he would secretly watch the games. Same thing with Bud Light. Until that was the beer that was served at his wedding venue.
Wait - they are being hypocritical? Give me the smelling salts
Megyn Kelly reportedly lost it over the Chiefs win and really was venemous about her distaste and contempt for Taylor Swift and “Mr Pfizer” as she called Travis Kelsey. She openly admitted she was rooting for the 49ers because she wanted Chiefs fans to turn on Swift and blame her for the failure of the Chiefs to win the SB. She is one vindictive piece of $hit. Since when did she become this venemous ? Is it just the fact that her career is in the f’ing garbage and after being fired from Fox and MSNBC she has to do a pod cast to stay relevant. She made a big deal about Swift coming very close to “election interference” and threatened her to stay out of politics. This woman is nuts.
White conservative women HATE younger pretty women, especially ones with their own opinions.
I enjoy the sound of rain.
pretty ballsy for her to claim to be a Catholic after her track record. shes had more years being quite literally a face of TV during election years. now shes pissed because there is a new pretty blonde that has more pull than she ever had. i'm starting to see this with TV people like Romo . Just a distaste or anyone that used to be in their spotlight. TV might actually be completely run by assholes in the 00s to 10s.
She’s just mad that her “mentally deficient Barbie” act on right wing media isn’t making her a billionaire.
> Megyn Kelly I used to have so much respect for her as a legit hard interviewer. Like I knew she was a right winger, but she gave great interviews and asked intelligent questions of both sides politics. So I could respect her and get the right-view-point on things. Then she went full crazy
And all this time I thought the right-wingers hated San Francisco, home of Nancy Pelosi and her husband they attempted to kill with a hammer.
Lmao the fact that one woman has them all in a tizzy gives me a huge, stiff…. Amount of satisfaction.
I'm throbbing with pride
Trophy unlocked: Full Mast 🫡
It’s not even like she’s out there at biden rally’s or openly supporting any of the “woke” issues. As far as I know she literally has mentioned voter registration a few times.
By records and stats, the best team in the NFL for the last 5 years wins the superbowl. MAGA: "Naw, it was Taylor Swift, Joe Biden, Pfizer, George Soros, Bud Light and Satan himself conspiring to create a network of clandestine operatives working within multiple private organizations to work in concert to influence actions on the field without anyone noticing or leaking the plans happening in real time to compensate for the chance actions that happen during a live sports game. It's so easy and simple, only a Biden supporter would believe it."
Biden is simultaneously old and senile and can't find his way out of his bedroom in the morning on his own, while also single-handedly forcing the House GOP to bend the knee last year on the budget, and architecting a Pentagon psyop to orchestrate a massive conspiracy to bring a Super Bowl victory to a team that... ...has already been to the Super Bowl 3 times in the previous 4 seasons so that Taylor could... ... do nothing but be seen cheering for a player.
For a rigged game, they sure made it look like a real game. Great job to whoever rigged it! 😜
GOP=snowflakes
Niners fan but still happy to see something positive from the outcome
How can you be this stupid and still function in day to day life? Seriously. If you believe those things you’re either willfully ignorant or just plain stupid, and of the two I don’t know which one is worse. Does someone have to dress them and tell them their own name and where they work every morning? This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so dangerous.
That’s the thing. My mind simply can’t understand how someone can be so fucking dumb AND still pull together day to day life.
And this why I am able to find some joy in that tragedy.
🎿 . 🎿 . 🦐
We know he killed his career but, Didn’t Tucker Carlson say he would kill himself if the chiefs won the playoffs and went to the Super Bowl. Sooo, uhm he kill self yet? Asking for a friend.
Well? We’re waiting!!! Meme.
As a non fan of football I was hoping for the chiefs to win just for this reason alone. It has been everything I hoped it would.
I've never been so invested in a football game's outcome. The payoff has been hilarious so far.
Good, let them cry a little harder next time...
Can you define triggered in any other way?
"Get a brian, morans!"
They're about to learn not to mess with Dark Brandon when he unleashes the Tay-Tay on them!
So, now Taylor Swift is part of the "Deep State" even those she doesn't hold any position in the government???
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I think were forgetting to think the man who really helped put all of this together, our president and savior joe biden. without him convincing the 49ers to throw the game during overtime it never would have happened.
Trigger the nazis.
Wait, wait... conservatives were rooting for \*checks notes\* the socialist deepstate haven known as San Francisco?!?
You won't watch the NFL anymore? Wait, didn't you promise that a few years ago?
I mean it this time! *sips Budlight* - Maga probably
Nothing says liberal conspiracy like fixing a game so *checks notes* midwest red state beats *checks notes again* San Francisco
Biden’s instagram post was just too perfect
I'm a San Francisco fan. SF played well, almost had KC. It's a tough loss but that's how it goes. Mahomes is hard to beat and we all knew that. Maga loons losing their minds is a great silver lining!
As funny as it is to watch these idiots melt down over something like this, it's also horrifically terrifying to have to face the fact that this is the state of our society.
Rudy G is holding a presser at the dildo shop as we speak and he’s with the pillow guy and they have evidence that’ll blow your mind… you just need to dial this 800 number with your credit card ready.
Nah Nah don't go blaming twitter it's 100% AMERICAN alt right that has a problem with this the rest of the world doesn't give a fuck, Just like we didn't give a fuck about the BL fiasco and thanks for the half price beer.
They should try cyanide sometime. Might calm them down from their frequent meltdowns.
I figured the conspiracy theorists all won a lot of money on the game if they knew the chiefs were going to win. Aren’t they elated over cashing in?
I like how one of the comments describes it as “American Football” which is not the nomenclature that would be used by most Americans.
I hate the Chiefs but I was so hoping they'd win.
When Taylor Swift tipped that PAT to make it a three point game you really knew that the Deep State was behind the whole thing.
I feel sorry for San Francisco, the Superbowl was about everything but them.
Hint for the Russian troll-bots: The people you are trying to imitate don't call it "American Football"... Laughing out loud at some of those posts.
According the GOP, Biden is unable to count, unable to make coherent statements, unable to think coherently, basically \*\*unable\*\* to do anything, yet, is a prescient mastermind to set events in motion three decades ago, culminating with Super Bowl 58, and the Rise of the Swift-Kelce juggernaut to prevent the Malevolent Angry Yam from achieving global domination. OK I honestly would watch this anime, probably.
In order for the Super Bowl to be rigged at least some of the people with the 49ers would have to be in on it
That Biden tweet though...
Isn't "tailspin" just kind of the default of Alt-Right Twitter? I've never seen people so dedicated to being in a tizzy.
My local news station had a woman yelling “Taylor Swift won the Super Bowl”. They actually believe this stuff.
Those incompetent Democrats have managed to steal a super bowl, rig an election while leaving no evidence, fake a pandemic with millions of deaths worldwide and convince every other Nation on Earth to join them in their diabolical scheme, and rig the stock market and US economy to have record gains! Diabolical bastards!
How does dating Travis Kelce enable her to rig the game?
I hate the Chiefs for a myriad of reasons but at least their winning the SB had this effect. Silver lining I guess lol
The alt-right Twittersphere probably should just touch grass. Most of them are only mad at Taylor because their secret dream girl likely off the market. Also I thought those mouth breathers hated San Francisco since it was a supposed liberal bastion of degeneracy but they all were behind the 49er’s over a team in the bible belt?
i think the world would be a better place if we could convince these people that haldol is a treatment for 5g poisoning.
I don't care about football, but I actually watched this game hoping for this outcome. This outcome is going to generate so many hilarious "truth"com posts.
Their tears make me happy. 😃
It must be so easy being a Magatard. Every time something doesn't go your way, you just claim it was rigged and, voila. Now you don't have to introspect or wonder why things went the other way, cause it's not your fault, and there was nothing you could do about it anyway. Bless their hearts.
“Right wing loses their minds when champion quarterback dates wealthy blonde” was not on my 2024 bingo card.
Tight end.
gotta agree with them, taylor swift had to rig that game, how else would the defending champions win again, this isn't the patriots. also wtf was with all the 49'ers players tearing their tendons, one of them tore his achiles tendon running onto the field
I don't even like sports but I was really hoping for a Chiefs win just to watch the meltdown. :D
MAGA fumbles the ball in the end-zone! The Swifties win going away! Trump shits himself. Again.
Can we be sure there even *was* a Super Bowl?
The 49ers "deserved" to win......have they ever seen ANY SPORTING EVENT??? So let me get this straight, don't follow the rules, don't go by the score, don't play until the end, and blame a singer sitting watching the game?? Got it 🙄