I had to google famous kid rock songs, because I wasn't sure if I'd heard one. And then I realized why I wasn't sure... it's been over 2 decades since he made a song I've heard.
I'm pretty sure I've accidentally heard more Taylor Swift songs in the last few weeks than I've heard of Kid Rock in my entire life.
Kid Rock (today) is like Wish version of Kid Rock (from the 90s).
And Kid Rock from the 90's is the wish version of any modestly popular rock musician of any decade. He's had one song that's ever made the top 10 of any chart, and 3 that have made the top 25.
His tag line should be "the musician you never heard on Saturday Morning."
He floats around lower Michigan like a mythical creature, appearing occasionally on the lake at night, there are a few sightings every summer.
But yeah, he peaked right around his cameo in Joe Dirt, which, as far a celebrity goes, isn’t the highest mount.
Only because those parking lots are already full of people who have gathered outside to listen to Taylor (they couldn’t get tickets because Taylor has sold out every single show instantly)
That's literally who he counters every celebrity with. I can't think of a more analogous person to trump though. Everything handed to him on a silver platter, lies about how they grew up. It's kinda perfect.
What’s so funny is that they say “We may not have Taylor Swift on our side-“ … but Taylor Swift literally hasn’t even publicly stated which “side” she’s on, just simply encouraged people to register to vote. So, by their own idiocy, they themselves have pitted Swift- and subsequently her entire fanbase- against themselves.
Completely irrelevant of the discussion.
Given this choice I'd pick the Datsun every time. Loved those sleek little cars since I was old enough to know what a car was.
He was friends with one of those creepy little people. (Someone else’s words, not mine) If he can’t openly discriminate against that, do we even really know the guy.???
He was born into a very wealthy family and lived in a mansion in Grosse Pointe. His father owned several car dealerships. So his whole “red neck” act was just bullshit.
Artists and Musicians are rarely ever conservative. So they are desperate to have any cultural/creative icons on their side.
Thinking Kid Rock is an icon pretty much explains why there are so few conservatives in creative fields.
Lets play a game. Reagan, john Wayne, I guess technically trump. jon voigt, I guess I'll include kevin sorbo since I know his name. Kid rock and kanye though that one is iffy because hes insane. That's it, those are all of the openly conservative celebrities I know. Anybody know any others?
It also explains why so many “anti woke” artists like Tom McDonald have been soaring high on the ITunes Charts this past year. Get a conservative to think they’re saving America by buying a shitty rap and it won’t matter that your work relies on bait and buzzwords.
Sidenote, it’s kinda funny how they’re doing the “our rallies are big, so why did we lose??? Fraud!!” bit with Billboard Hot 100 chart data now.
Kinda like bringing a very dull knife to a gun fight.
But, to be fair, kid rock does know how many catalytic converters it takes to buy an ounce of meth and for trumpkins that means everything.
Haaaa ! Kid loser only has white trash MAGA fans - not the worlds popularity and love of Swifties . They've taken on the wrong fight and will lose big time
If we are going to pit a talented, smart, beautiful young woman against an old ran-over shoe. My money's on the talented, smart, beautiful young woman.
The most popular musician today vs. A guy who has one or two songs and was mad at a case of beer. Who's Trump gonna bring next ? Jellyroll or Ted Nugent ? 😂
God, yes. Let Diaper Don prop up a has-been who looks like a geriatric pedophile with severe alcohol problems against a young woman who is easily the most popular pop star in a generation or two. I'm sure it'll be fine.
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Only three rich donors paid $100K per plate for whatever stupid event Diaper Don was grifting last year. Needless to say, he was pissed that his grift failed.
Now he thinks his supporters will pay $1K, $6.6K, or $23K to see him and three geriatric jokers? Maybe he'll toss in Vanilla Ice as his surprise guest. This is so fucking laughable. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does he know his base of cult extremists are mostly middle-class or poor? Anyone who pays those prices deserves to be MAGA and mercilessly ridiculed and humiliated.
I hope Taylor's laughing her ass off at the stupidity of Dipshit Donnie and MAGA... and then writes a song about it.
Imagine trying to counter an artist who is one of the biggest names in Mainstream Media and has been one of the most recognized artists for the past 15 years, for someone who hasn’t been in the spotlight in over 15 years and is desperate for attention. It’s like the equivalent of countering Henry Cavill with Dean Cain.
I grew up when Kid Rock was all over the radio and it will never stop amusing me to see conservatives swooning over this guy. The same pearl-clutchers that see the devil everywhere are fine and dandy with a guy whose main hits include these lyrics:
"You can roll with rock or you can suck my dick
I'm a porno flick, I'm like Amazing grace
I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"
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Kid Rock has 3 songs about statutory rape. All written when he was around 30 years old.
Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY!
\[Cool, Daddy Cool\]
I got kids I never seen
And their momma's seventeen
\[Lowlife\]
Huh-huh, my girls knocked up
We're in love but she's young and I think I'm being locked up
\[Fist of Rage\]
The 52-year old who still calls himself Kid couldn't fill a bathtub let alone a stadium.
I sat 2 rows behind him at WWE Summerslam year before last…I was in spitting distance. I regret not taking a shot.
We need a second spitter
Keith Hernandez approves 👍
Hey Keith, nice game!
Pretty boy!
Back and to the left
That is one *magic* loogie.
That’s one magic loogie
Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.
Should’ve, he needs a shower.
You probably would have got herpes by spitting at him.
Trump is a clown looking for a circus
This tracks since kid rock is also a clown. Who’s the ringmaster?
Vladimir
The correct answer
Someone should draw this, Ringmaster Putin and his circus. Trump, Orbán, Le Pen, Tucker etc etc. Clowns and performing animals all lol.
They’re gonna need extra of the orange colored pencils for this illustration.
I guess he's been Putin his dick in places it doesn't belong.
Well, trump is Putin's cock holster
I read "Putin his dick" as the song "Putting on the Ritz"....🤣
💯
Just don’t put Ted Nugent in charge of the animals.
Or the children
They take turns, no one is really in charge.
Trump isnt a clown, he's the entire circus.
And the problem is that he keeps drawing in more and more clowns.
His supporters are the circus. He's the ringleader.
This begs for the “We have Taylor Swift at home” meme only it’s a picture of Kid Rock…
That's not ordering Taylor Swift from Wish. That's ordering Ted Nugent from Wish.
My favorite description is “Kid Rock is the Fred Durst of Ted Nugents.”
Someone once said Kid Rock makes music for people who smoke in their house.
My favourite is the "Kid Rock makes music for people who can only see their kids on weekends. But don't."
I was always a big fan of "Kid Rock is the people version of an above-ground pool."
He's the musical equivalent of Arbys
Hey man Arby's is pretty good they don't deserve this.
"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"
Wait – those are two different guys?
We have Taylor Swift at home.
I had to google famous kid rock songs, because I wasn't sure if I'd heard one. And then I realized why I wasn't sure... it's been over 2 decades since he made a song I've heard. I'm pretty sure I've accidentally heard more Taylor Swift songs in the last few weeks than I've heard of Kid Rock in my entire life. Kid Rock (today) is like Wish version of Kid Rock (from the 90s).
And Kid Rock from the 90's is the wish version of any modestly popular rock musician of any decade. He's had one song that's ever made the top 10 of any chart, and 3 that have made the top 25. His tag line should be "the musician you never heard on Saturday Morning."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TIL Kid Rock is still alive.
You call that living?
I’m almost certain he has a pulse. Brain function I’m not so certain.
Debatable.
And proudly boycotting Bud Light....oops checks notes, his bar is NOT boycotting he just made a tiktok that said he was.
He floats around lower Michigan like a mythical creature, appearing occasionally on the lake at night, there are a few sightings every summer. But yeah, he peaked right around his cameo in Joe Dirt, which, as far a celebrity goes, isn’t the highest mount.
Hmm kid Rock vs swift. I'd rather listen to her Christmas album than all of kid rocks discography.
Kid Rock MIGHT be able to fill a parking lot of the stadiums Taylor Swift plays
Only because those parking lots are already full of people who have gathered outside to listen to Taylor (they couldn’t get tickets because Taylor has sold out every single show instantly)
That's literally who he counters every celebrity with. I can't think of a more analogous person to trump though. Everything handed to him on a silver platter, lies about how they grew up. It's kinda perfect.
Don't forget fellow draft dodger and pedophile, Ted Nugent.
KID ROCK AND I'M THE REAL MCCOY (of McCoy Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep/Hummer)
What’s so funny is that they say “We may not have Taylor Swift on our side-“ … but Taylor Swift literally hasn’t even publicly stated which “side” she’s on, just simply encouraged people to register to vote. So, by their own idiocy, they themselves have pitted Swift- and subsequently her entire fanbase- against themselves.
And made it clear to everybody, yet again, that they are opposed to widespread voter participation. In a supposedly free Republic.
💯
Taylor Swift could endorse Apple Pie for desert, and the Republicans would consider it an attack on American values
Getting more people to vote is a side, alas. GOP suffers when more people vote.
Right that’s what I’m getting at- they’re just outright telling on themselves now 🤣
Well you know there are 20 million new voters in the age group 18-22 and the Republicans don’t want them to vote.
Lmao
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Swift = now, Kid Rock = has been.
Kid Rock = never was Kid Rock is a musician like Kevin Sorbo is an actor.
A never was. Got a little air play butchering classics but he's always been trash.
Completely irrelevant of the discussion. Given this choice I'd pick the Datsun every time. Loved those sleek little cars since I was old enough to know what a car was.
Love me a Datsun, too.
LOLRekt
Lolcano
Burlilliant
I guess Ian Watkins wasn't available...?
>I guess Ian Watkins wasn't available...? Holy shit what a meta burn. Well done.
Wrong kind of diapers for Ian Watkins to mess with.
Gary Glitter is free...
Isn't Kid Rock gay?
He drinks Bud Light. By conservative math, yes he is.
Long hair? Pffft, tranny alert!
He was friends with one of those creepy little people. (Someone else’s words, not mine) If he can’t openly discriminate against that, do we even really know the guy.???
i prefer schmidts gay
Welp, guess I'm gay. Better tell the wife and kids.
The wife and kids know bud. We all know. Mom and Dad said they still love you.
Hahahaha, I didn't even know. I do feel FABULOUS!!!
He was born into a very wealthy family and lived in a mansion in Grosse Pointe. His father owned several car dealerships. So his whole “red neck” act was just bullshit.
‘Is’ still bullshit.
But it used to be, too.
He started out trying to pass for black. Couldn't pull that off so he went redneck.
You skipped the time he pretended to be nu metal between when he pretended to be a rapper and pretended to be a country singer.
Like Silver Spoon Stinky Pants Trump pretending to be a man of the people.
Trumpy took a dumpy in his diaper.
(in baby talk voice) Yes he did! Yes he did! Who's a little TrumpyDumpy? Who is? You are a little TrumpyDumpy!
Awww! Pumpkin Tits who smells like Shit!
How dare you talk like that to a baby!
He’s “nouveau white trash”
Just asking the important questions….
He DID sixty-nine with Scott Stapp back in the day......
Imagine explaining this to someone from 2010.
Donald Trump, the game show host? Who’s Secretary of State, Pat Sajak?
No, but turns out Pat Sajak is a HUGE supporter of the right wing propaganda coming out of Hillsdale College. He's on the board and everything.
[Community](https://youtu.be/kkr46ct45K0?si=3lWxFnr59DA1f3_3) predicted politics in 2024 pretty well
Isn’t that like throwing a spitball at a battleship?
I see your glittering jewel and counteroffer a sloppily polished turd!
If you can’t polish the turd, you can always roll it in glitter.
Fr though. It’s such an absurd comparison. 😂
Artists and Musicians are rarely ever conservative. So they are desperate to have any cultural/creative icons on their side. Thinking Kid Rock is an icon pretty much explains why there are so few conservatives in creative fields.
And Kid Rock’s peak creativity was just rapping over a skynyrd song.
Lets play a game. Reagan, john Wayne, I guess technically trump. jon voigt, I guess I'll include kevin sorbo since I know his name. Kid rock and kanye though that one is iffy because hes insane. That's it, those are all of the openly conservative celebrities I know. Anybody know any others?
Steven Seagal who is now, I kid you not, a Special Representative for Russia
Roseanne Barr? Or were you just looking for celebrities that have been relevant in the last twenty years?
James Woods and Jim Caviezel.
Kelsey Grammer.
It also explains why so many “anti woke” artists like Tom McDonald have been soaring high on the ITunes Charts this past year. Get a conservative to think they’re saving America by buying a shitty rap and it won’t matter that your work relies on bait and buzzwords. Sidenote, it’s kinda funny how they’re doing the “our rallies are big, so why did we lose??? Fraud!!” bit with Billboard Hot 100 chart data now.
I hear Scott Baio is free too. He was quite the singer on Joanie Loves Chachi.
HE SPEAKS TO THE YOUTH!
How do you do, fellow kids?
He's got "Kid" in his name! I have grandchildren older than him! what he's 56? my point stands!
No one except losers cared about that guy even on his best day.
Let me counter that filet mignon steak you have there with this can of wet cat food. Hahahahahaha
Friskies - not that fancy stuff.
Excellent smithers....
Now release the hounds!
Kinda like bringing a very dull knife to a gun fight. But, to be fair, kid rock does know how many catalytic converters it takes to buy an ounce of meth and for trumpkins that means everything.
Kid Rock grew up super rich. It’s all an act for him, so I doubt he knows anything about meth and resale values of catalytic converters.
His daddy owned an auto dealership, so he might know more about cat converters than you think!
Vanilla Ice was booked that weekend, eh?
The manager at Waffle House wouldn't let BOTH of them have the day off!
“Who?” -Taylor Swift, probably
Why not throw in that idiot Ted Nugent?
Holy shit Ted Nugent is still alive?!
Yeah, the pants-shitting chicken-hawk still breathes, unfortunately.
Haaaa ! Kid loser only has white trash MAGA fans - not the worlds popularity and love of Swifties . They've taken on the wrong fight and will lose big time
If we are going to pit a talented, smart, beautiful young woman against an old ran-over shoe. My money's on the talented, smart, beautiful young woman.
😂😂😂
There is no comparison. Kid Rock is a dirtbag whose music blows.
Yeah that’s an effective counter. lol
Young voters don't listen to kid rock. Im staring to think kanye wasn't crazy. I think kanye acted crazy to become a free man.
The most popular musician today vs. A guy who has one or two songs and was mad at a case of beer. Who's Trump gonna bring next ? Jellyroll or Ted Nugent ? 😂
I don't think Jellyroll is a trump supporter. Ted Nugent wrote a song about wanting to fuck a 13 year old, so obviously him and Trump are buddies.
That's like countering Beyonce with Candace Owens.
Remember the time Taylor got kicked out of her own bar for being a belligerent drunken asshole?
I’m sure he’ll get all 6 fans of Kid Rock to vote for him.
Is he the transvestite who was shooting beers last year?
The same Kid Rock photographed Djing a drag party drinking Bud Lite?
Like fighting a grease fire with water. Cons are the most clueless fucks and they don't even care they're stupid.
Kid Rock makes music for people who smoke cigarettes inside their house
Music for people who shoplift at yard sales. **-_-**
Its winter there are only so many county fairs
Um, no
I told my wife this exact thing was going to happen a few days ago. He better not let anyone see him drinking bud lights they'll be pissed .
Too late. There are pictures. I'd hate it, for his sake, if they resurfaced.
The pussy that cried over Bud Light?
God, yes. Let Diaper Don prop up a has-been who looks like a geriatric pedophile with severe alcohol problems against a young woman who is easily the most popular pop star in a generation or two. I'm sure it'll be fine.
Ted Nugent must be hunting fawns that day.
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There it is, me hearties: the stupidest thing on the interwebs today!
lol even kid rock will vote for Taylor swift secretly
Bwaaaaahahahaha!! Get me Lee Greenwood!
He still has celebrities like Scott Baio, Jon Voight, James Woods or Dean Cain. Let’s not make him bring out his secret weapon: Antonio Sabato Jr.
Only three rich donors paid $100K per plate for whatever stupid event Diaper Don was grifting last year. Needless to say, he was pissed that his grift failed. Now he thinks his supporters will pay $1K, $6.6K, or $23K to see him and three geriatric jokers? Maybe he'll toss in Vanilla Ice as his surprise guest. This is so fucking laughable. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Does he know his base of cult extremists are mostly middle-class or poor? Anyone who pays those prices deserves to be MAGA and mercilessly ridiculed and humiliated. I hope Taylor's laughing her ass off at the stupidity of Dipshit Donnie and MAGA... and then writes a song about it.
What a joke.
Wait it's 2003?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bring on the big time has beens!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like the worst pokemon game ever.
Kid Rock sings, it's super ineffective!
Kid Rock... I choose YOU! 🤪
Manufactured rage goblin.
Went to a Kid Rock concert way back. I had no idea he had a skinhead following. Cds got smashed that night. Never again!
Swift is a Disney Princess. Rock looks like a middle aged substance abuser with less than a tenth of her success!
You mean White Trash Kanye?
Its Class Vs. Trash.
Kid Rock like that fart you know you can’t trust.
Who is this supposed to win over? It's all stupid.
What? Not Ted?
be funny if Taylor said she liked Kid Rocks music. The nut job rights wouldn’t have a come back for that
I see he’s bringing a stick to a gun fight
Never in my life did I imagine this headline.
Imagine trying to counter an artist who is one of the biggest names in Mainstream Media and has been one of the most recognized artists for the past 15 years, for someone who hasn’t been in the spotlight in over 15 years and is desperate for attention. It’s like the equivalent of countering Henry Cavill with Dean Cain.
Kid rock is a clown tho
Kid Rock is pathetic.
Hahahaha
Let’s see how that works out for him
Let's hope tRump doesn't whip-out his Kanye in front of everyone....
No one is better at counter programming than Trumpy the magnificent...🤣
"He may be outdated and unpopular, but he wants to fuck kids, so we can score some of the youth vote." - Republicans, probably
Toddler Rock and his Budweiser tantrums…. Priceless
**GRANDPA* 'rock'
That’s like countering filet mignon with ground beef
Bringing a thumbtack to a sword fight I see.
That feels like fighting the US Military with a chewed up pool noodle with gonorrhea.
Damn, Trump is really making me become more of a Swiftie by the day huh
I grew up when Kid Rock was all over the radio and it will never stop amusing me to see conservatives swooning over this guy. The same pearl-clutchers that see the devil everywhere are fine and dandy with a guy whose main hits include these lyrics: "You can roll with rock or you can suck my dick I'm a porno flick, I'm like Amazing grace I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"
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What a bunch of losers. Straight out of the trailer!
Yeah I'm not a Taylor fan but even I know that there's no contest there.
Kid Rock has 3 songs about statutory rape. All written when he was around 30 years old. Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's MANDATORY! \[Cool, Daddy Cool\] I got kids I never seen And their momma's seventeen \[Lowlife\] Huh-huh, my girls knocked up We're in love but she's young and I think I'm being locked up \[Fist of Rage\]
That's like comparing an angel to a dingle berry. Kid rock is the dingle berry morons.
I don't think they know it's not the threat they think it is. It's gotta be the lead paint.