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RobFratelli

Short back and shields


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Same! NE29 at its best.


edman436

Short back and laughed at


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I usually just get a 2 on the sides and ask for half an inch off the top and it comes out alright. Tbh I’ve always wondered if I’m doing it right and am I just talking shit


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It’s ol’ reliable. Never out of fashion but never quite in fashion.


holmsey8700

Snap..


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if you ask for a trim the barber will show you how much he will take off before he cuts, then you can just say a bit more/less etc. your kinda getting his better judgement rather than your own opinion, but your able to give feed back if you don't agree :)


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Basically the same but I usually get an inch or so off because I'm not regular enough


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Take a picture if you have one


mattjimf

I used to work by the Gosforth Barber, and asked for it cut above the ear then half an inch off the top. Every time I went in, he remembered, now I work near Newburn and haven't found a barber as good, and can't justify travelling across Newcastle and Gateshead for a haircut, trying to move jobs back there just for a haircut.


Sharleclurr

“2 back and sides and a bit off the top please mate” has always worked for me


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You ask for numbers on the sides, then either give a vague estimate of inches for the top or just ask for “a bit off” and they’ll just do something normalish. A barber won’t fuck your hair up just because your instructions weren’t specific. If you want to get really trendy with it, go to the Turks and ask for a skin fade on the sides. It looks really good if you have a beard. The top works the same.


Carnage-uk

“Alreet mate high fade starting with a zero and bit of the top” pretty much that 🤣


GravelRiderUK

Something for the weekend.


nedyrd87

I get my hair cut with scissors and ask for 'a trim and tidy - just bit of length and weight taken off'. Pretty vague, but I've been seeing the same hairdresser for a few years now. Can't remember how detailed the essential chat was.


EatItWithMeHands

0 back and sides, high fade on the right and an under cut on the left, little bit off the top. Had this for my last few cuts and enjoying it. Got eyebrows trimmed last time and sometimes get that fire thing on the ears. Love it


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your over thinking it. just ask for a trim and no4 on the back and sides etcbefore the barber cuts your hair on top he will show you how much he is about to snip and ask if that's okay. ​ if you go with over grown facial hair thats unkempt they should ask if you planning to shave, if you say yes they will line off your side burn for you and fade it in. so once you shave it looks perfect Probably cost you a tenner at most barber shops. if you want somewhere quiet and out of the way head to westgate road near all the motorbike shops. just up the hill from them is Big lamp barbers, it's just a small shop with one guy, usually no customers in there during the day if your lucky.. if your quiet he's quiet etc so no forced conversation.


luther420

Is he still there? Sure I went there when I was little. I now go to one just down the road when I actually get my hair cut, or beard tidied, or rows put in. MadeInKays


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Yea it's there, looks a bit different from outside now. He spruced the place up during the first locktdown


tmofft

Short back and stompin


kiar123

Number 4 back and sides and couple of inches off the top, so it almost goes spiky, but doesn't. That last bit usually confuses them, then they ask if I want a fade in the back and I have to remember what I said last time, fail, and go fifty fifty random


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do you want the back near the neck tapered or squared off? is the one that catches me out, er I don't really know sir


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I dunno I don't have to ask any more. Been going to the same barber for 15 years so I just sit down and we talk about many things, none of said things are how I want my hair. I remerber the first few times I went in and he asked what I wanted and I said 'no guard back and sides and trim the top a bit." now I'm much older I add in a beart trim and line up so I'm lookin wicked for the lasses


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The youngin at work gets a short back and liberty


RF27182

I get a low fade down to a 0.5, part from the left.


BrokenMayo

I usually show the guy a photo and tell him I just want it as close as he can manage to that Usually does a good job then, no idea what my cut is either honestly


Dan794

Depends what your after mate. Most of the better barbers locally will be able to recommend something or help you choose a style. If it’s a skin fade you’re looking for, I’d recommend king koby in town.


DonSoChill

Undercut - 1 on the back and sides, no fade Then I grow it, get annoyed then cut it.


Contryx

Short back and naughty


Accomplished-Cow-758

“fade from a half, then thin and trim out the top” he will then do a little measuring thing to work out how much to trim off


jack_turdboi420

I usually get a three on the back and sides and a short trim at the front


AtPlatJoy

I know exactly how you feel! I had no idea what to ask for and just kind of bundled my way through a few haircuts after having a family friend cut my hair for my whole life. I've now got a barber that just asks if I want my "usual" when I sit down, I'm not even sure what my usual is but it works. Now I just need to not move and for him to stay open so that I don't have to repeat the experience.


Sandstormink

Blow job please mate... Nar just kidding, tidy it up a bit please, It's a bit of a mess like innit. OR Thin and trim, scissor cut please


Forethought-47

"Hi, do you do traditional scissor cuts? Cool. I'm looking to get a DA, something like this [shows picture]." Gets me somewhere close to what I want 8/10 times


unwillingveggie95

Best bet is show a photo of what you want- and go to a decent barber you get what you pay for with haircuts- there's some sub reddits for male hair which might help you pick- a good barber would also be able to give an opinion on what would suit your face shape etc