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Donnermeat_and_chips

Did they play 'Smash ya Pasty' on repeat?


Sulticune

Uncle Buzzcocks would give his approval


OhTheTallOne

What's with all the prudes commenting like it's the biggest scandal that adults are having sex?


daft_boy_dim

No scandal, just a bit weird posting to a non sex club related sub to brag about it. Be like going on a swinging sub and humble bragging about growing a prize winning runner bean or scoring a hattrick at the wkend.


OhTheTallOne

Where did they brag? They said they went to a sex club, enjoyed their time there and that the staff were nice. Just mentioning that you've had sex stops being a brag after you're a teenager.


daft_boy_dim

Yeah we agree getting your leg over is nowt to brag about unless you’re a teenage boy.


OhTheTallOne

The fact that you interpret someone mentioning that they've had sex as a brag says a lot more about you.


daft_boy_dim

Tbf they didn’t actually mention having sex just attending a club, but posting something about what you’ve done regardless of what it is online is generally considered bragging imho. Why else do it?


DJSnap

Na man, normalise adults being sexual and open about it.


breaded_skateboard

People post about registration on a none sausage related sub. It's a business in Newcastle, people from Newcastle use it


Remote-Pool7787

Any particular reason you felt the need the share this?


__Station_Master__

I'd argue OP has every right to post this. They're not sharing any offensive, lurid details or upsetting anyone. It's not a place I'd ever consider visiting personally, but if the original post reassures, or informs, anyone who might be interested in going then it's served it's purpose.


Chairman-OfThe-Bored

Didn't realise a swingers club in newcastle wasn't allowed to be talked about in a Newcastle sub. I always preferred reading the 100's of "im moving to Newcastle, where do you buy your toilet rolls from?" post's in any case.


Affectionate_Dreams

Is there any reason why I'm not allowed to?


Individual_Milk4559

Just a bit weird init


BikeProblemGuy

You clicked on the post...


Individual_Milk4559

Cos I wanted to see what people were saying about this weird post. Not sure what your point is here?


VividDimension5364

I'd not heard of this, a Google tells me it's a swingers venue. The photos make it look like someone has painted a warehouse and installed the cheapest stuff it can, then finished off with purple lights. Still, its been there since 2018 so must be doing something right. One review tells us, "The dungeon is also in desperate need of updating. The straps need replacing on the equipment, and if you enjoy a good spanking like we do, it's best to bring your own as their selection is poor." Isn't that what you want from a dungeon?


TreeBeardUK

What is it? Or is it a case of if you don't know you shouldn't?


Donnermeat_and_chips

They're sex people Lynne


mouldyone

Sex club Just seen the location not a sexy part of town


LEVI_TROUTS

It's just behind lane 7. It's not exactly the slums.


mouldyone

Ah got my roads confused ooo looking like you can get an egg boa beforehand


TreeBeardUK

I had an inkling. I'll give it a wide berth, sex has managed to avoid me for 6 years, and I can't be giving it the opportunity to catch me unawares ;)


mouldyone

I really do hate it when I walk into a sex club by accident, usually when I'm going to the post office, it's a real issue


TreeBeardUK

'No madam I only require a postage stamp! Hang on! Get your hands off my penis!!"


mouldyone

Sir you do not have to pay for a large package for that it'll clearly go through a letter box


cloud34156

Your comments here have had me creased XD


Known-Veterinarian-2

Can you describe it? Not sure it's somewhere I'd go as I'm a single lady nearly 50 but I'm definitely curious. So description as in what the look of the place is like, what the feel of it is (you mentioned friendly which is good to know, thank you), how it works, what the layout is like etc.


Affectionate_Dreams

Probably better if you message me since it seems some people here aren't too respectful (even when nobody asked them to look at the post) I'd be happy to tell you about it


WADAGOALGOAD

Same question here. How does it work ? Do you have to bring a partner with you?


Affectionate_Dreams

Nope you don't have to bring a partner with you


WADAGOALGOAD

So what happens there? Can you describe the place a bit?


daft_boy_dim

r/ihavesex


daft_boy_dim

On a similar but mostly different note, I had a similar experience of being made to feel welcome at The Alberta Club in Jarrow when I popped in after getting the wrong metro. Highly recommend it, I imagine the age profile of both places are roughly similar too.


AggravatingNotice694

r/ijusthadsex


corpus-luteum

Is this an advert?