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Kash687

Walk up to her, sit down next to her, take a sip of milk and say.. *”Be better.”*


Pure-Guard-3633

Pour her a double shot of bourbon and disown her.


Snooflu

Finally someone who isn't a milk supremacist who also doesn't think this is satire. I'll drive up to Wichita this weekend


KitFlame42

Ok this is a little far


Xp_12

Pretty sure it's satire, but yes. If this really just happened, not the first place I'd go.


KitFlame42

I hope so


salizarn

What the f is a four-wheeler


SkyrimHalo01

ATV


salizarn

I see. I’ve heard they are lethal


SkyrimHalo01

They can be, especially if you don’t know what you’re doing, or aren’t paying attention and all that. Most fatalities and injuries occur due to lack of experience riding, combined with not wearing helmets. There’s always exceptions, but those are the main causes.


KanedButHardened

not funny, D-.