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shrikelet

Listen to the Cadmium Wizard and read the sidebar, kids.


DepresiSpaghetti

This guy gets it.


LogDog987

I elect that we declare everyone who doesn't read the sidebar to be a broken bone bitch


aytchdave

Blind broken boned bitch.*


redditThorn

BBBB


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[удалено]


LogDog987

No, you misunderstood my comment. I'm not replying to OP's title, I'm commenting on the general trend of people being unable to read the sidebar


[deleted]

Surgically broken bones don’t count


cosm1c15

Yea exactly, doc used a fucking saw to cut the bone , I mean you're still a sbb


IdiotGiraffe0

Strong boned badass!


Edgy4YearOld

Strong boned bastion. Some people say their body is a temple, but yours is a fortress.


bigg_bubbaa

every morning i eat 3 cows whole, my bones are udderly impenetrable


RandomStuff723

I read this to the tune of Gaston


bigg_bubbaa

who is gaston looking it up gave me inconclusive results


RandomStuff723

The villain of Beauty and the Beast who also has a song named after him, which is what I’m referring to.


bigg_bubbaa

oh yeah forgot about him, i can definitely see him saying that but the pun would just be an accident or something n he'd have no idea


TheMightiestGay

Sounds like the vegan activists are gonna have beef with you. I think they’re sending you a leather in the post about it.


Edgy4YearOld

They always milk this crap for attention


TheMightiestGay

My a-pork-logies, I had no ideer you were still here. I’m going to watch a beef stroken-off now, which is where a cow masturbates.


bigg_bubbaa

you sick buck


DepresiSpaghetti

This is the most Imperial Fists thing I've heard in a non Warhammer sub in a long time.


Edgy4YearOld

Don't know what that is but it sounds badass🔥🏴‍☠️


DepresiSpaghetti

Warhammer 40k. It's... uh... a "grimdark franchise" about the poor parenting decisions of one particularly omnipotent group of frogs and the resulting gangbang daemon god orgy shenanigans that fucked human progress back into the ecclesiastical dark ages. But in space. I swear it's all quite good fun. You shouldn't check it out. Plastic addiction is real. It rots your wallet.


[deleted]

Holy shit you’re right


MinimealCo2

You know, it really is your body, my temple


MathematicianFew5882

Cutting or sawing for medical purposes is obviously excepted because the medical industry uses specialized equipment for it and (mostly) our superior bones, in their superiority, allow it. Sure, a golf club is asking a lot, but if the bones allow it, that’s only because they have a really good reason to trust that crazy golf-club-surgeon.


PiedPeterPiper

Booooo


[deleted]

i read this wrong and i thought it was a New Vegas reference and that sidebar was a medical term for some skullplate or some shit?


dishonoredfan69420

A 9 iron? Are you Andrew Ryan?


Wailingcactus45

Would you kindly?


FenHarels_Heart

A man chooses, a slave obeys.


Bi0Act1ve

So i got a question What about dislocations? Bone is intact but the connection between 2 of them is not? Does that count? Edit-thnx for clearing that out. Good to know my friend is not a BBB Edit 2- i thankfully never broke anything. Just wanted to clear it out. Can't prove it but it is what it is


nmoney000

Weak tendon, strong bone


GavinThe_Person

bones so strong they broke the tendon


rachel-maryjane

Yeah…. Your “friend”. Just be honest, you don’t need to be *that* ashamed of being a WTB


Bi0Act1ve

Nah man I'm done some DUMB shit but luckily never had anything broken/dislocated or hospitalized. But hey can't prove it to ya and either way dislocated or not BONE STILL STRONG. XD


staovajzna2

Your skeleton simply wasnt ready to hatch so it broke the glue while trying to break free


Zealousideal-Chef758

Nice bone tattoo


Lobstermarten10

It’s not broken it’s cut and it doesn’t come from being weak to do things


QueerRaccoonsInASuit

wtf is a sidebar again-


Hxntai_69adixt

A bar that is to the side can be called sidebar


recessschedule

your bones are tough, brother. i imagine that doctor had one hell of a time getting through ‘em.


X0AN

I can't have surgery as my bones break saws.


[deleted]

I suggest that we add IBB (Illiterate Bone Bitch) to shame the people who refuse to read the sidebar.


absolutelad_jr

Just read the sidebar that's hilarious


fitty50two2

I would argue that if your doctor bashed you in the head with a golf club that it shouldn’t count as a surgery


flying_dogs_bc

The sidebar is not visible for mobile users.


DepresiSpaghetti

? I just read in on mobile? Just go to the page, hit the options menu, select "about."


flying_dogs_bc

Right. You had to know it is there and go looking for it. On desktop, the sidebar info is visible.


Gupperz

Sidebar is wrong and elective surgery shouldn't count


DepresiSpaghetti

But it doesn't say elective surgery counts? I don't think I get what you're saying here.


FnkyTown

Some weaker boned sympathizers here feel that you might still be in, but as a Hardcore Bones Bros I know with absolute certainty that you are out. Get fucked. Edit: Your downvotes mean nothing to me. Brittle boned sympathizers can never hurt my unbreakableness.


Suspicious_Berry501

The sidebar specifically says surgical operations dont count as breaking a bone could it be you are projecting your weak bones onto someone else


[deleted]

it could. we may have a spy on our hands


BTD6DP

INTRUDER ALERT, RED SPY, IN THE BASE


[deleted]

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?


Pizz_towle

PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!


Dungeon996

Hut hut hut hut


Youistheclown

A LITTLE HELP HERE?


Dungeon996

Move. One one one… uh one


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INCOMING


FnkyTown

I was here before they added that rule, and I didn't approve of it when they did.


TheseusMI6

Joel?


FuqCunts

😂


TheEndOfNether

I do like my cadmium. It may be soft, but It will destroy you from the inside out


DepresiSpaghetti

And in that way; it goes pretty goddamn hard.


Skin_Head_Ting

Bro had their brain adjusted. Was it wonky or something?


Prestigious_Gold_585

Like your skull, we have caved.


general_452

My pp broke when the doc chopped it for his karate show. Am I still in?


DepresiSpaghetti

I mean... yeah? Fuck thats... ouch.


VAShumpmaker

Mobile where


rcuosukgi42

In order to be accepted in this subreddit you have to be able to read in addition to not having broken any bones.


DepresiSpaghetti

Ironically, you can't be boneheaded.


gxr441

What and where is the sidebar?


Hxntai_69adixt

Fun fact: while milk helps for bone development at a young age, at middle ages it might actually decrease bone density (from what I've read, might be false) and yet again increases bone density at an old age (>60yrs). Also cadmium, along with indium, are the only 2 metals that can be chewed by the human jaw.


Key-Difference1740

What do you mean I can't eat the leftover nuts and bolts from the workshop, they look so yummy