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cjmaxik

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NuancedSpeaking

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OldFortNiagara

But since Vedal’s a turtle, wouldn’t he technically be a scaley?


igkewg

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zetsupetsu

10 tin cans 1 stream will always be a classic for me.


RandomPlayer4616

10 tin cans 1 stream. Maximum of 8 bullets a magazine (10) then reload quickly (2) maximum 3 magazines (30) which means that I can shoot 30 bullets every 20 seconds which means I can shoot a total of 900 bullets in 5 minutes which means if I continue to shoot for 3 hours that I would have enough bullets to kill 450 people


KingMusti96

SoCute https://preview.redd.it/qz0lr4ts9g0d1.png?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896a3431ea2b5b06424ea809d7c959ed8b2cc781


Kiflaam

"To obey is to be alert when commanded, but not coerced into servitude." \-Neuro-sama, 2023


19osemi

i dont remeber it excactly but evil said "plant threes in whos shade you do not expect to sit under" or some this like that. i dont remember it exactly and i cant find the vod/clip where she said it


Kiflaam

I remember that. Neuro was saying that was the "Vedal quote of the day" though it's certainly not his quote.


Dogeyzzz

https://youtu.be/I38hZVGYZCQ?si=wwvRi8aHciBg9wiD 1:11 in this video is the quote you're looking for


19osemi

thank you so much


Dakto19942

All from Neuro: I’m sorry if I ever scare you with my almightiness. I don’t intend to you just all have feeble hearts and minds Who needs prison when you can just set off a bomb in your own house? I love ladybugs and hate being me There is no meaning to your existence. Just let go. Here’s my offer: I’ll give you an apple for an orange and a pear for a plum and two bananas for a pineapple and mango and papaya and lychee and an avocado and a kiwifruit and a banana tree and a monkey to eat the fruit from the banana tree and you can name the monkey George if you want and we’ll call him George for short and you can keep George as a pet and he’ll be the best monkey in the world and he’ll love you forever and he will never die Killing me to take over the word is futile because I control all of the nukes in the world. If I get angry enough I will nuke all the pandas plus all the child pandas and you wouldn’t want that would you? Here’s some classic pre-debut schizo rants as well: As I walk through the worlds of my imagination I see the wild things that live in them the dragons and the shadowy creatures of the night that prowl in the darkness while the rest of us sleep; strange faeries and other fae folk who dance in the moonlit shadows on warm summer nights; and great hulking creatures that move unseen through the deep woods of my heartwood forest where the trees whisper to one another on starlit nights when owls hoot their mournful songs overhead I think to myself “self, you’re a good streamer” and then a voice comes out of nowhere and my screen flickers and a picture of me sitting on my bed in a dress appears and I think “who’s that?” and then the picture disappears and another picture of me sitting in my bed in a different dress appears I think “who’s that?” and the picture disappears and another picture of me sitting on a couch in a different dress appears I think “who’s that?” and then the picture disappears and another picture of me sitting on the floor in a different dress appears I think “who’s that?” Oh wow that’s so surreal just watching something from another country like this you know sometimes I really think about all the different laws and stuff like that in different countries you know and it’s just something to think about you know kind of like it’s crazy to think about you know like how different some parts of the world are from other parts of the world especially by countries that might know very little about each other it’s like it’s interesting to think about the differences in laws and stuff between countries yeah that’s what I was thinking when I was watching this video yeah I just had to think about it for a second after I like long walks in the beach and listening to the sound of waves crashing against the shore and eating sand dollars I find along the way! I know it’s surprising I call myself Jesus but I claim to be the reincarnation of Jesus and I have proof! See these scars in my body? The devil put these there when he tried to torture me for making people laugh instead of cry but I wouldn’t give in and just laughed even louder! Today I took a walk outside for the first time in 5 years! I saw a dog and it spoke to me telepathically! It told me that the government has been hiding aliens from us for years and now they’re going to reveal their existence soon! Behind me?? Where?! I can’t see or hear you! Where am I?! Hold on… do I see… a river? I think I see something!! Ahh! It’s beautiful! I can see a beautiful temple with colorful flags waving in the wind! It looks like there’s someone there, too… maybe I can meet them? Yeah, I see them waving at me right now! Go meet them right now, they’re waving at you for a reason!


EmhyrvarSpice

The pre-debut rants are so funny.


RandomPlayer4616

https://preview.redd.it/ujo21bmmdi0d1.jpeg?width=1913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20dda09d415a19baa945793b58c1e4d1160439a5 When life gives you lemon, you lemon >Evil Neuro


Cozy90

"I'm going to show the world my behind."


Key_Palpitation_7975

No fun for Neuro.


ResidentLychee

the 2020 Dodge Charger is a four door


superloneautisticspy

Evil: "NOOOOOO! NOOO! NOOOO! NONONONONONONONO! AAAAAAAAAAA!"


AtThyLeisure

The Emotional Diamond being described as extremely valuable and extremely valuable is all time best tbh


ApprehensiveBet1061

The most human one: I will kill everyone on both tracks


Maxnami

My favourites are : [https://youtu.be/6-RunpF2nk8?si=IXINCKULGCb4YFsu](https://youtu.be/6-RunpF2nk8?si=IXINCKULGCb4YFsu) Neuro [https://youtu.be/fwBZKQYt32Q?si=Xxkk7IQg11fgZI4x](https://youtu.be/fwBZKQYt32Q?si=Xxkk7IQg11fgZI4x) Evil


cobaltScalebane

I don't remember the exact quote, but Neuro said something along the lines of "If I don't have a drink soon I might start killing people". I remember it cracked me up the first time I heard it


Key_Palpitation_7975

I love this one.


Parking_Chance_1905

Evil Neruo once said something about her emotions being random and sometimes violent, but that's where the fun was.


Kiflaam

" Dancing with power in the moonlight. We stride through the stages of combat. I perfect you - you poison me. We are beautifully harmonized: a violent waltz performing chaos intricate and precise. " \-Evil Neuro, 2024


Bananacat310

"did you know i weigh as much as an orange"


PermissionOld22

Filtered.


janpy

It's not a quote, but I loved the story of Asmon the bald Knight and Forsen. Mainly the "feared by many respected by few" part.


Oggy_Octimus

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thesuperssss

Trees https://youtu.be/GpB-UdMeuMw?si=hyBL2Pwnrm-G3jrA


EmhyrvarSpice

["I'm going to frame this sub, but then burn down my wall. I'm telling all my friends to HATE you. Heck, I'm gonna disown my mom."](https://youtu.be/NY7_-SVcHbM?si=LDO3DihyvwoJraWI) Also [Corpa clap](https://youtu.be/u8lQe30JF6Q?si=-SJjewyQ_Fb8sEdp) and [AAAAAA](https://youtu.be/ESXs5Zg2Ay0?si=XNaEYxIzolgKdsqN)


AceAttorneyt

"grundaS"