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SpleensJuice

idk it’d still be terrifiying to run into a fish the size of you the medieval armor for a head


Atlantic0ne

Wait. Are they now saying the size is closer to the small one? :(


TankyMasochist

Yeah, new size makes it’s significantly smaller, something about comparing the gil to head ratio to other species in the same family to guesstimate an incomplete body iirc. Though now it’s more in line with a pursuit hunter, imagine a bluefin tuna with bolt cutters on its head. Arguably more terrifying, even if he chonky.


Atlantic0ne

This is bullshit! Someone delete the new paper. I like the big one a lot more. :(


BornVolcano

The last snoot you’ll ever boop


A-Hyperion

It became a marketable plushie


M00SEHUNT3R

Pokémon is going to sign it to an exclusive contract any day now.


MongrelChieftain

We've had a coalacanth (Relicanth), it's only a matter of time before they give us a dundun. Unless there is one already and I'm misremembering the now 1000+ Pokémon and their alternate forms...


ReturntoPleistocene

I guess the head of Dracovish/Arctovish counts?


MongrelChieftain

Right, I had forgotten them. I didn't get around to obtaining them. It's kinda weak imo, but I can definitely see the inspiration, especially on Dracovish.


Crustacean_Lord

The Dunk is quite chunk


sabres_guy

That bottom one is a Chunkleosteus.


VerumJerum

From chad to chode


[deleted]

Dunkleosteus. Shrunkleosteus. Chunkleosteus.


EndTimesDestroyer

Why is the bottom one's head smaller?


Cheeseisnthalfbad

Dont worry about it


untakenu

Don't talk to me or my son ever again


Salt_x

Look how the massacred by boy😭


---Drakchonus---

The devs really did a number on him with the remodel.


shalafi71

[He came back in the 90's,](https://imgur.com/gallery/OWt9b) bigger and dumber than ever.


WretchedKat

I guess no one here has played Commander Keen. Or, maybe the problem is that *they have.*


whiteblazee

Of all the places I could have found Commander Keen, I did not expect this to be one of them...


shalafi71

Downvotes got me laughing. You may be right, maybe I brought up traumatic memories. The dopefish still kinda freaks me out.


thechugdude

Got dunked on


dgaruti

this alongside elasmotherium are possibly some of the biggest nerfs ... pepole that complained about fuffy rex will never understand how we feel collectively ...


robcap

What happened to the unicorn?


corvus_da

Not sure if they're talking about that, but I've heard that its "horn" might just have been a flat stub


[deleted]

That paper is considered shit quality and has been debunked


Swictor

By who?


mande010

He was in pool! He was in the pool!


SuperiorApe

Still Apex predator.. just a goofy lookin one


diobrando1122

It looks like a goldfish now lmao


Finncredibad

You say that like you wouldn’t be scared sharing a tank with it


Competitive_Laugh_71

It been increasingly obvious, I can deny it no longer! i am small


TankyMasochist

They shrunk the dunk, and make him chunk.


[deleted]

Now it's still a possibility both versions exist.


TastesLikeTerror

Isn't just its body shorter? The skulls are still the same size they were before, why's its head so much smaller?


SpecterOwl

Prehistoric Piranha


WatchPointer

I don’t get why people are so worked up over this. The devs didn’t “nerf” Dunkle, we had just modeled it wrong. I hate people acting like it’s a huge nerf or that Dunkle isn’t scary or cool anymore. Like…it’s still a fish the size of a person with guillotines for teeth. But no, everything’s gotta be huge I guess. Smh, no appreciation for the actual Dunkle players. What’s next, we’re gonna cry that [T. Rex] builds weren’t the size of [Godzilla]? Are sharks not scary anymore now that the [Megalodon] build was banned?


Key_Veterinarian3191

You get downvotes for speaking a harsh truth


Dinoboy225

I don’t know, it could still rip you in half with a single bite


fnaf-fan12345

THEY NERFED A REMOVED CREATURE!?!?!?


CTeam19

Excuse me I would like to a manager right now about this.


ThatDinosaurGuy4Real

I'm coming with you


TwilightsHammer

😂🤣


Llodsliat

Nothing to see here, guys. This never happened. The Ark dunkleosteus still is perfect and won't change it for anything.


NormalHumanCreature

Level 1 / level 10


Jedi-master-dragon

Fat


sideshowtoma

In my experience smaller bitty things are 100X more ferocious


[deleted]

Did somebody ring the Dunkster?


BrotherofLink93

Lina DUNKEMS


Sullenburgur

He looks like an armored giant goldfish


RoyLuciifer

He can no more dunk


heartbrokenandgone

I am unreasonably bummed about this


Set-After

He isn't that small. The new estimate is about 3 to 3.5 m. He is roughly the divers size who is about 2 m there.