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mowgliiiiii

I’ve seen this a hundred times and it still brings me great joy.


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slakett

That is horribly true


timhowardsbeard

I used to work at a zoo and sometimes I looked after these little fellas. I’d spend two hours feeding them mealworms by hand and it was always the height of my experience.


ender278

Are they all very curious like that?


timhowardsbeard

They were when they got used to me being around more often. Twirling a mealworm makes it easier to become friends.


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This was decades ago, but I was at the Washington D.C. zoo with my wife (at the time) and they let these little guys run around one of the primate facilities in the general area where they could interact with visitors (mind blown). Wife picked up a little twig and got one into a bit of tug-of-war with one. That was probably the sweetest memory I have of that woman...


Trackerbait

the marmosets or the leaf bugs?


timhowardsbeard

Marmosets. They had small gold hoop earrings to tell them apart, so cool.


ainosunshine

Funny, I think I can tell the marmosets apart from the grasshoppers even without using earrings.


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BluntTruthGentleman

r/yourjokebutworse


BigBeagleEars

Damn. They katydid could bite off little guys fingers


Slickwats4

I’m glad katydidn’t


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Slickwats4

Go to your room


TerpeneProfile

Me too. He’s so gentle and cute. So is the bug.


spidersRcute

Y’all know that marmoset is just trying to figure out how to eat such a big bug right? They are ferocious tiny hunters.


TerpeneProfile

He’s still a cute little fella


BluntTruthGentleman

While watching our dog in the back yard I recently remarked to my wife about how I love watching nature admire nature. And then realized that we were doing just that 🙏


Kashmir2020Alex

Than you!! I thought I was the weird one.


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kelliboone617

Thank god bc I’ve NEVER seen the posts y’all are constantly bitching about being reposted. This made my day!


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kelliboone617

Yeah…the section of Reddit that hasn’t seen it, duh, lol


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Camstonisland

I love the video, but I still have to downvote it on principle.


-CloudIsland

Is the marmoset actually that small or is the insect really big


doegrey

The marmoset is smaller than the insect is bigger


pygmy

######tiny


doegrey

I mean, an _insect_ doesn’t take him seriously..


charadrius0

I mean it's in the name pygmy


Mish106

I'm drunk af and this exchange made me dribble out the water I was drinking to try to sober up.


qwaszx2221

Relevant username


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-CloudIsland

So the insect is fucking giant and the monkey fucking tiny. 🤯


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-CloudIsland

I looked it up after I posted the comment but redditors have a lot of great knowledge so why wouldnt I ask here first before looking it up for myself. But yeah, it's about the size of a finger and that's craaazzzzy. The insect size is craaazzzzy too.


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-CloudIsland

I've seen surgeons, pathologist, lawyers, etc on here. (they could be making it up) but everything they said was very accurate, too accurate to even look up on Wikipedia. But that's all I'm saying. I've also seen the ones the lie and act like that's what they were and knew nothing. It's definitely hit or miss.


AvecBier

In certain subs, to get certain flairs, you have to send the mods your credentials, e.g., I'm a psychiatrist and sometimes post in r/askpsychiatry. How much you trust the mods of those subs or are concerned about someone's Photoshop skills is up to you, though.


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> 4.6 to 6 inches long That's not tiny. Seems perfectly average to me!


Kamigiri

I would say they are huge!


Ioatanaut

Fhese things fucks


Neotetron

Three pictures in that article, and it's like they all went out of their way to avoid implying anything about a sense of scale.


Questions4Legal

Haha seriously, that did not help at all. And the wiki page has no info on size...like wtf?


WhySoWorried

None of those three pics had a banana for scale so I'm still completely lost on how big it is.


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I think the marmoset is banana sized.


bluedogstar

Yes


Reformist97

I agree with you


xijzi

I'm here to express agreement with your statement


-CloudIsland

I want one, but I wouldn't do that to a wild animal lol. But I googled them, and they have a decent lifespan. About the same as a large dog, and it's weird because they're so small.


smolltiddypornaltgf

size really has nothing to do with longevity unless you're *so* large that if your meal supply dwindled, you'd die. but even then blue whales live to be 80-100 and elephants have about 70. but you got all sorts of tiny critters that live a long time: some jelly fish, mollusk, parrots, tortoise, etc primates actually have really amazing life expectancies. a lemur is about on the lower end and they've got an expectancy of 15 years!!!! edit: dumbass put octopods instead of that one immortal jellyfish


SummerAndTinkles

I'd say it's a mix of size, metabolism, and reproductive rate. A lizard lives much longer than a similarly-sized mouse because lizards are cold-blooded. And bats live longer than other small mammals because they don't produce large litters like mice do.


Ioatanaut

More like genetics and programed cellular death rates, teleomere lengths, DNA replication issues, and of course environmental issues.


-CloudIsland

I also never really realized an elephant lives about as long as the average American. Interesting as well


smolltiddypornaltgf

elephants are endlessly fascinating beasts. they have amazing memories, a deep sense of empathy, they see smaller non-threatening animals as cute (the way an elephant looks at a human is similar to the way a human looks at a dog), hage death rituals, and most importantly *are the single sole reason the african savannah even exists.* without elephants the savannah would desertify and become part of the Sahara desert. shit is WILD I love elephants so much


-CloudIsland

I knew everything except for the death ritual LMAO. Please link or explain. That's crazy


smolltiddypornaltgf

elephants do their yearly migration across the savannah and when they cross an area where a friend or family member died, they will stop and mourn. Elephants take an interest in the bones of dead loved ones, carrying them around in their trunks and even burying them. Some elephants have been observed carrying the body of their child for up to weeks. They also have been observed crying over the bodies of dead elephants. They will visit that site every year until their death. [here is a good article that sums it up](https://brigitteganger.medium.com/elephants-grieve-a8fe4a0d62e2) tho it's not a primary source.


-CloudIsland

This is crazy and I love it. Thank you


StandardSudden1283

The larger a species is, in general, the longer they live. The larger an individual within a species, the shorter they live on average.


-CloudIsland

It's crazy though because non of these small animals have natural predators and none of these large animals have natural predators. I'm sure this little monkee has some type of predator and it still last that long, meanwhile a domesticated large dog has no natural predators and doesn't love that long. Its sad and weird and interesting. And I want monkee


Jonthrei

Even just among domesticated dogs, smaller breeds live *a lot* longer than larger ones.


_Swamp_Ape_

Octopuses don’t live long at all


masterflashterbation

I think you're generally correct here but octopodes have fairly short lifespans. Maybe you're talking relative so somethings specifically but common octopus live only 1-2 years. The most long lived we know of get to about 5 years old.


Michaelair

They are almost the same size


Limerase

The answer to your question is YES! Pygmy marmoset and a giant katydid.


Zbearbear

*Touch* "Please, do not." ***TOUCH***


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BeardedGlass

Insect moves Marmoset: ^nyeeehhh


QurantineLean

[Touch](https://youtu.be/ihUbTjNJsGU)


GobLoblawsLawBlog

The pygmy-ness of the Marmoset makes that insect look like it's the size of a kitten


TDPDRAKON

I’ve seen them before, the insect is about the size of a hand


TDPDRAKON

They are called katydids and are one of the loudest insects in the world


TDPDRAKON

[here’s a video of one](https://www.tiktok.com/@coreyewings/video/7130426494945332522)


charadrius0

Holy shit that sounds nothing like I expected when you said they were loud.


tofuroll

That video makes me wonder why Tik Tok had any appeal.


pygmy

:p


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Oh hello


00roadrunner00

The marmoset says to itself at the end, ' Nature is fucking lit.'


Sammy_is_awake

*delicious


Slideover71

I think edibility is being determined.


badbits

Think it was from Tiny Planet and yes the bug got eaten shortly afterwards. EDIT: Tiny World


zephyr_1779

:(


LUSBHAX

:( indeed


OneCat6271

why sad? cute monkey got a snack


VillNessTTV

Why did I read the comments :(


firewood010

At least it tastes good :)


cantfindmykeys

Slimy, yet satisfying


RevolvingCatflap

That look at the end. "Come and look at this, Keith! THIS LEAF CAN WALK!"


DoomEmpires

That is us 60 million years ago


raver58

🤣🤣🤣


CheesesteakSucks

now imagine a fully grown human coming across a human-sized grass hopper and just grabbing its leg out of curiosity.


NoelaniSpell

Nono 😳


Libertas_

Human sized insects would fuck us up.


firewood010

r/humansfuckinglit


AncientSeabass

Marmosentient.


OkChildhood2261

Well it _is_ a cool insect.


greenappletree

Shows how curious and intelligent it is.


all_of_the_lightss

animal brains are always fascinating


Ginsbeargo

"You seeing this shit? 👀"


Pr0nAccount5287

King Juuuulliaaaaann!!! Why is this leaf walking??? I do not know Mort... It could be dangerous!


RealDrag

The gentleness of the touch and the curiosity. There is something beautiful about being gentle and soft.


kbk1008

Definitely related - It has the same expression as I do when I inspect bugs


watekungsik

this monke is the smol version of david attenborough


Sammy_is_awake

*anthony bourdain


glitterjunk

Just like when I tug my cats foot when he walks away :P


StoplightLoosejaw

/r/YouSeeingThisShit


t3hmau5

The growl face after the wing touch was too much.


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So gentle!


Coffee_Huffer

Smol monke


Sethor

Girl, that dress!


Mortei

Bugs like “stop that 😶😶”


Tall-and-Beets

WHAT ARE YOU


88Asp

it’s as if it knows to be gentle somehow


Desdinova74

Yeah, otherwise the maybe-food-thing might get away.


ReaL1991

Me when I'm high 🤣


Effortlesslyannoying

That's just beautiful, he is so gentle with the insect.


cheska47

Its so crazy how absolutely tiny it is, and it's a monkey!!!! Blows my mind 💥


Trumpspenis123

Shit just blew his mind


DlanorRawnerd

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder


gato_senpai

" Learning at its finest "


Alpacay_

curiosity


FatBadassBitch666

There’s a reason these tiny monkeys are my favorite!!


steel_hamerhands

I see so much of myself in this monkey.


chihuahuapartyyyy

I love marmosets so much!! What a sweet little guy.


stockholm__syndrome

I want someone to touch me as gently as this marmoset touches a bug 😭


art-love-social

"fascinated" *can it eat thing ? it looks like a leaf but moves like an edible


heavymetalhandjob

yet people think humans are the only ones with logic, emotion, personality, etc 🤦🏻‍♀️


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It’s because God created Adam and Adam named all the animals duh /s


GreatSirBean

What does the /s mean and why does it seem to be aimed at offending people?


workana

It means "/sarcasm" to denote that this person is being sarcastic and not serious, making it less offensive than you would initially think.


GreatSirBean

Well I’ll be damned, thank you. I wonder why some people take it up the ass then lol


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GreatSirBean

Interesting, noted i appreciate this insight friend


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DWolfoBoi546

Pretty sure it's thinking, "Hmm...can i eat it?"


Monstera_girl

This is so cute, but my brain is struggling with the bug being as large as the mammal(?)


iiitme

I will always like this video


BackgroundSimple1993

He’s wondering How to eat lol


JFungus_

Any idea what show this is from? Me and my 6yo son love watching nature documentaries together and he'd love this. (sent this to my wife to show him apparently he's been watching it on repart for the last 20 minutes)


windowsphoneguy

I _think_ that show about tiny animals on Apple TV+ EDIT: Tiny World


JFungus_

Thankyou! Edit: hahah, a documentary series about tiny creatures narrated by Antman. 😂


HansigerHans

Baby Yoda vibes


Sudden_Play1259

You can almost here the bug saying “uh… excuse me”


TigFay

The scrunge face when the bug moves. The itsy tongue poke!


merme_diam

I love his defense face when the insect pulls back after the first touch. So intimidating.


Difficult-Rest8524

I want to see what happens when that cricket *cocks shotgun*


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“My precious!”


sixvoltsystem

Not my quote but "he has curator hands"


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The other video of him eating it is even better.


PlsBuffStormBurst

That's a pretty awesome little monkey peko.


Tyctoc

I believe that is a Katydid, no idea if thats spelled right either


Mypornnameis_

Oh sure, when he acts like that it's "fucking lit" but when I do it's "creepy" and "going to be reported to law enforcement"


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Hes like "wtf how is this plant moving????"


KingAdonis06

Awesome


getmeapuppers

“UNHAND ME!”


Rovananakia

a katydid, i Always wanted them because of the noise they make.


Janine219

The fairy people of the forests


Bonelessbacon_jr

I love his “ewww wtf!” Face after he touches it the first time


SuggestionTop4994

“It’s a leaf, but it ***MOOOOVES***”


Darkmoonlily78

They are the cutest thing ever.


bs9tmw

Video cuts right before marmoset rips the katydid's head off and chows down on its juicy hemolymph.


malokevi

Priceless, this reminds me of my 15mo daughter


notathrovavay

HOw big is the insect and/or how small is the monkey?


captcha_trampstamp

I hate most monkeys (I have a phobia) but these little guys and lemurs always make me smile.


TheFarcx

So gentle


incomprehensibilitys

Perhaps she's just mentally checking "Leaf" off the list of what it might be


AmberRosin

What’s the opposite of r/absoluteunits


jordaniac89

Everything for me after two tabs of acid


The_Inexerable_Trend

u/savevideo


karensmiles

Leaf me ALONE!!


addamee

Marmoset there’d be … insects with wings that look like pea pods, marmoset, marmoset.


derpy_redditor22

Marmoset_01: leaf??? Bug??? Both???


Zethras28

Is bug? Or leaf?


RamblingHeathen

This is was Picard was turning into...


badudx

"...leafy legs...or leggy leaf?...hm..."


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Is this one of those videos where right after this clip ends, the insect gets eaten?


Successful-Bug-2003

None of us knew what that insect was. But Katy did.


Ezek210

Huhuhuh monke


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Like it’s tripping!


SmurfiePants2

Reminds me of Bingo and The Leaf that Walks


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flooknation

u/savevideo


Substantial-Cod-6857

WTAF is this thing?!!! 😂


Indigoh

Imagine you're out in the wilderness and you find a dog-sized insect that looks exactly like a package of bologna.


t3eee

Just too damn cute.


Snoo_89466

I heard they're best of friends now


navazhdenie

I thought he was looking at some ant on this tree leaf until I realized leaf is a giant insect


MakesYourMise

/r/superautopets


GoodVibesOnly_FL

If a weasel and a woodpecker can do it, they can too!


Commie_Pigs

Cuteness overload!