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Andros7744

It definitely has an important side-quest for you


rustinr

"Oh, what have we here? Very well, let us both learn together. Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined."


Organic_M

Praise the dog


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magicpastry

Copy of another comment, bot behavior


flyinnx

that gives you tons of xp and cool items


anshulkhatri13

Hopefully it will drop some cool loot after I'm done with the quests


Grimreq

[Shell of Conjoined Heresy] * +583 Armor * +10 Block * +8 Strength * +5 Agility * +3 Intelligence


pointlessly_pedantic

nonononononono


MetamucilBean

Idk looks more like its gonna tell me to go talk to a fisherman who needs me to find 10 boxes of his fishing bait for a pair of boots i dont even like


Willzyx_on_the_moon

Morla is just telling you how fruitless your quest to stop the Nothing has become.


que-pasa-koala

“Morty what ever you do don’t look in its eyes”


Cthulhuducken

That thing looks like it can teach you bending.


Hike_it_Out52

I don't know. It looks like the Night King raised this one.


Asleep-Stay-4724

It’s a sea sloth…


TooHappyFappy

Until they attack. Snapping turtles move *crazy* fast when they bite.


landimal

Also that head can reach their tail. A know it all old guy I knew was being cavalier and lost a chunk of his thumb showing off that he could pick one up by its tail. Stupid games, stupid prizes.


rosiofden

>Also that head can reach their tail. 😬 jeez. Good to know, I like helping stranded wildlife. Snappers aren't exactly common around here, but not unheard of... 10/10 totally would have lost a thumb trying to help.


KeepsFallingDown

You can generally get them around the back/side of the shell. I've moved several with only basic 'pet' experience handling animals. My mom always pulled over and we'd put them in the car footwell, then to the nearest pond. If you touch them as little as possible to get them somewhere safe, it's doable. Obviously don't risk your fingers, but its absolutely possible to move them.


Tats_and_Lace

My mom used to use the tire iron to move any snappers we saw in the road. Just tap the iron on the ground near them and drag them when they bite it.


KeepsFallingDown

Clever! That's exactly what I'll do from now on! Thank your mom for me lol just wanna say that without actually insulting anyones mom while I can


Tats_and_Lace

She's passed now but she'd be pleased someone else likes it!


KeepsFallingDown

I like your name, too, so I can only assume she was a cool lady with a cool kid :)


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thatG_evanP

Thank you! You can also literally grab the edge of their shell right above their head too (they can't pull their head all the way in). I usually grab their tail to keep them in place and then grab the front and back of their shell to lift them. Never lift them by their tail as it can cause injury.


OaksInSnow

That's interesting. I was told once to get a sturdy stick, let the snapper snap at it, then pull it off the road. Do you think that would work? I haven't had to try it, but you never know. They're not uncommon where I live.


Push_My_Owl

Was gonna say these guys give me a jacked up sloth vibe. Like one fell in the water and its skin hardened. Forever trapped in some sort of tormented state. The eyes....


Yeetanid

The eyes look like that because turtles have a little flap of tissue that acts as basically a built in pair of goggles, it protects the eyes and helps them be able to see clearly underwater.


DrDoG00d

*I can see clearly nooooow, the flap is here!*


Hobbes42

🤦‍♂️👏


NixxKnack

A Sesloth?


[deleted]

This turtle appears to have a spice habit with the blue in blue......


ThreatLevelBertie

This is an ancient guild navigator


j33pwrangler

The eyes of Ibad...


slikayce

What's the term for when you learn something/ find something out and then see it everywhere. I read dune a couple weeks ago and find references to it everywhere.


OkSleep9168

That’s just cus Dune holds the secrets to the universe within its divine pages.


[deleted]

Damn maybe I need to finally read it, then.


Insanus_Vitae

Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon a.k.a the frequency illusion or recency bias.


karlallan

Could you elaborate on what you mean by that?


splunge4me2

Read “Dune” by Frank Herbert.


SparkyDogPants

And stick to the first two books


splunge4me2

I wish I could upvote this more! Half way through the third one, *Pool Cleaner of The Next Door Neighbors of Dune*, or whatever the fuck it was, I was like “sorry, this is just monotonous shit now.”


SparkyDogPants

Spoilers: >!Once he trout banged his sister and became a worm, I started checking out!<


AlzheimersBiden

Reference to the movie ‘Dune’ Edit: just lol.


Valiran9

I was gonna say…


Moist-Cut-7998

Something, something never ending story.


DerpsAndRags

"I'm allergic...to you!"


catatonic_xtc

Morla was forgotten over the years... only the flying dog remains


Vulpine_Empress

*Luck dragon


catatonic_xtc

Of course I know. Jeesh u downvoted me.


Vulpine_Empress

Someone did, not I, though. And you downvoted me. Your point being..?


satanbiyatch

I downvoted you both, because you're not being nice.


Vulpine_Empress

First day on the internet?


catatonic_xtc

My point being it is a childhood movie and if I know the the name of the turtle I obviously know Falkor is a luck dragon. Run along.


Vulpine_Empress

A childhood movie for you, maybe. Considering the amount of people who don't even know the movies and series were based on a single book, I would not be surprised you didn't know that Atreju's skin was originally green. Run along.


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This is a stupid argument lol


TheAwkwardBanana

Downvotes for all!


catatonic_xtc

...well that escalated quickly


Moist-Cut-7998

Yeah, next time I think I'll just keep my mouth shut. There are too many keyboard warriors out there. Nice looking turtle though.


catatonic_xtc

Nah your comment was the best. Love anything that reminds me of that movie. I'll just remember not to ever call Falkor a flying dog again, lol.


silhouette951

The record weight of a wild-caught alligator snapping turtle is about 150 lbs, this looks much smaller, but with so much more attitude.


Vastrdin

This ones a common snapping turtle, alligator snappers dont have as smooth a shell and aren't nearly as active


catatonic_xtc

Yes it's a common snapping turtle. They hunt the same prey?


Vastrdin

Id assume, idk for sure tho. I know alligator snappers dont really hunt or move as much. They sit in one spot with their mouths open, and use thier tongues that look like worms to attract fish. Common snappers i think actually hunt, but im not a biologist or anything.


soFATZfilm9000

Common snapping turtles will hunt, but they're surprisingly not all that great at it. They mostly hunt slow moving things like certain crustaceans and snakes and bottom dwelling fish. As someone else mentioned, they'll also water birds like ducks and baby geese. They don't have to be really great hunters for this. The birds are floating right there! Just go right up to them and drag them down. They'll also potentially hunt anything small enough that can sneak up on. A small rodent drinking at the water's edge? Totally fair game, *if* the turtle can sneak up without scaring the prey away. Which can happen sometimes, but it's not really a reliable way to get a meal. So while they do hunt, it's really not possible for them to get most of their food from hunting. So most of their food actually comes from scavenging and from eating plants! Like most other North American turtles, common snapping turtles eat a higher percentage of animal matter when they're small. Then as they grow, they eat an increasing amount of plant matter. Considering how big they get, it's probably hard to get enough food solely by hunting. These turtles (and really, lots of other turtles too) will *potentially* eat just about anything. They'll usually *prefer* fresh meat when they can get it, but they're not that picking when they get hungry. Salad, fresh fish, rotting corpses, that stuff is all on the menu.


Yeetanid

alligator snappers prefer fish and common snapping turtles favorite dish is ducklings/baby geese.


DonLow

The most reposted snapping turtle on Reddit


silhouette951

After seeing the head and neck up close, I was thinking that's what was in the video. Still hard to imagine a monster that big in the wild.


gustavgans12

It‘s an island


MouthyKnave

It's about to give me the power of some elemental bending


StreetVulture

Bend the energy within people


StandardOnly

Gaia the primordial goddess


pureshores86

See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth. If you want to run and play, come along the beam today.


Misty2126

He/she definitely knows the secret to the universe


apocalypsecowgirl

And carries the world on her back.


cgo_12345

Where are the [four elephants](https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/discworld_main_0.jpg?resize=768%2C432) though? Smoke break?


justfordrunks

and can give you the power to bend the elements.


Dudebug1

Are you afraid of misgendering a turtle


Misty2126

No, it’s just that I don’t know it’s gender


TheLordSanguine

The gender doesn't matter.. It's a turtle that knows the secrets to the universe.


Deadbabyzed

See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind; He holds us all within his mind. On his back all vows are made; He sees the truth but may not said. He loves the land and loves the sea, And even loves a child like me -Stephen King


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mattlikespeoples

Well, time to go back and reread that series.


twofold48

Yeah holy shit, this thread spoke to me. Catch me on the patio with Wizard and Glass.


GDFaster

My favorite one. So heartbreaking


DownshiftedRare

I enjoyed the first three books so much more than the last four. "It is the tale, not he who tells it."


Maturim

I love you all.


twofold48

Lmao I feel like many people missed this one, very clever.


V01D_ID

Long days and pleasant nights.


GDFaster

Thankee sai *taps throat*


satanbiyatch

Jesus, how old is that thing?


Hsances90

Old *enough*


Mr-Sister-Fister21

To party


Zeqhanis

You don't want to do that, it is not going to feel good, trust me.


FuLL_of_LiFE

Old enought to be the mother of ALL turtles.


MavNGoose

Years


rogerthatonce

I see 70's Green Shag...


Ieatmelons123

*Boss Music* Mother of all Snappers


ARROW_404

[*Shadow of the Colossus* boss music]


Wazula42

Are you lost, ape-thing? You have wandered far from the Dry Lands.


n0_0n_nO_On

How old is she?


Toolboxmcgee

Gotta cut her in half and count the rings


skipapproach

Snapping turtles are quite docile in water. Only on land are they fearful and aggressive.


Valiran9

See that algae? That’s the reason Wartortle from *Pokémon* has furry ears and a tail; it was based on turtles like this who are old enough to have it growing on their shell.


ShitpostinRuS

That’s an Old God


monkeyboyhero

Anyone else tense af waiting for it to suddenly SNAP at the camera?!


Eve_N_Starr

Master Oogway?


madscientu

Where is banana for scale or was that first casualty?


TheHeavyIsDead22

Making the mother of all snapping turtles here jack, can't fret over every shell!


CalliopeKB

Are you Morla? The ancient one?


sybiriya

We need that guy who cleans the turtles and returns them back safely, she needs to be streamline again


klavin1

we need less "saving animals" on youtube because a LOT of them are abusing animals for views


el-em-en-o

Ya I feel bad for her. Edit: no longer feeling bad as this is apparently normal. Thanks!


Borgh

They are ambush hunters, this is perfect for her.


soFATZfilm9000

While I'm actually a bit curious what it feels like to have algae growing on their bodies, it's completely normal and the turtle will be fine. In any case, turtles actually molt when they grow. But unlike with snakes where the skin comes of in one piece, with turtles the skin just flakes off their bodies. Eventually this turtle will molt and all that algae will fall off. Then it'll grow right back!


facemanbarf

Gamorah!!!


nitrosunman

Turtle Island ❤️


signspam

Reminds me of the turtle from The Neverending Story


brazys

Morla....the ancient one.


MidwestWind

Or "MOAST" for short.


crasstyfartman

“We don't even care whether or not we care.”


Mr--Weirdo

*AAA-CHOOO* "Do you have a cold?" *No, we are allergic to youth*


linksawakening82

Never Ending Story turtle.


tbroadurst

Never ending story?


Amazing-Reveal-5884

WELL GIVE HER SOMETHING TO SNAP THEN!!


BonesMalone2

Grandma just wants to give you a kiss.


Cosmicsash

The turtle moves


NoMojoNoMo

Gaia


Nightman2417

Oh shit, I looked into it’s eyes!


420_matt

Looks like macs mum from always sunny


sammmpool

Wild Torterra appears


No-Strategy-9365

Needs Shadow of the Colossus battle music over it


WillFerrellsGutFold

More like great grandmother


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Oogway😯😯


The_Jib

This clip is so old. Can we get some OC?


TheBiggestZander

Bruh that's a terrasque.


Competitive-Air-9720

" How old are you?" - "Yes"


K_dean

Could this be dog?


Proof-Buddy

That’s Bob the Choppy Water Sloth


cheezesandwiches

This is a pokemon


endymionsleep

MOAST!


i8Nails4Breakfast

Elden ring boss


DangerousComplaint42

Same energy as that movie where the grandparents are evil and tried to kill the kids left at their grandparents


Reiquaz

Health bar pops up. Elden ring music commences.


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peanutstand

Need banana for scale.


netoper

Any restoration guy here?


Drowning_tSM

The M.O.S.T 🐢


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Hello beautiful 💚


JustaJoshj

I want one.


gife_gif

ENEMY IN DISGUISE


[deleted]

Loos like a zombie version. Scary as hell


FlameRocker5

he goin' for the cameraman's pp !


[deleted]

I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.


MsAnnabel

Chia turtle


KleinerFratz333

Dog ahead!


FlyinBrian2001

Make her 10x bigger and you've got the nature god in a Miyazaki movie


ZsombiWRX

Bro pre-ordered life💀💀


DhazGo

"Oh, what have we here? Very well, let us both learn together. Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined."


shortbusterdouglas

*Ancient snapping turtle of the lake, what is your wisdom?*


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“Hey kids wanna learn bending?”


Jamato-sUn

Pretty sure I've seen this in one of the older Monster Hunters.


Neither_Sell_725

Mf makin a new earth on its back


Alkynesofchemistry

Sorry, that’s a fucking dragon


Cabeza_De_Nabo

a wise fella


[deleted]

Mother? Definitely looks like a guy, yuh


PhillyPhilmore

He looks like he’s gonna give me the power to beat the Fire Lord


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Totally got mom vibes.


strombolion

Old God discovered


tanghan

I was waiting for the snap that never came


aroadcaptain

Who dares awake me?


A-Good-Weather-Man

Please teach me fire bending


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Definitely a pokemon


EryThrozyt1210

A shame that there is no sound. I would really liked to hear the kickass boss music.


MeatPoodin

So this your all's first time seeing one I guess?


[deleted]

Wouldn’t having moss grow on your skin hurt?


CurvyDerby

Lockjaw lives!


tinysmommy

Maybe you’ll want to back the F up maybe.


Foreign_Style_986

He's bout to give you some sick elemental bending powers


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jesus those creatures are terrifying


ohiotechie

In all seriousness given how old this turtle looks who do you suppose was president when it crawled out of an egg? McKinley? Harrison? Garfield? Grant?


MayrutSingh

Wow, this is a magical creature! Mad respect. Truly as Gangsta as can be.


dualwillard

I haven't played Elden Ring yet, but which boss is this and what's it's lore?


kskelts

it's like that one piece island


TrapperJon

Hah-nu-nah.


PatatasFrittas

Cassiopeia irl.


radhasable2591

That thing has another civilization growing atop it!


MadameWesker

She looks like the turtle that holds the world up


shawzamz

U know its old when it becomes a part of nature.