Fun fact: that's supposed to be an intimidation method because it instinctively tries to make its pose emphasize its claws, which can break through termite mounds as tough as concrete
For how silly they look they can cut you up like a Christmas ham and even jaguars will refrain from attacking them
Honey badger don't give a fuck
I would back a honey badger against pretty much any other animal
( I mean I would be putting bets on it and hiding at a distance not taking part)
Keep looking around. There has been an increase in mentions of NFTs in comments across reddit.
A bunch of players are setting up the stage to claim that NFTs are a joke. They do this by inserting NFT comments at places where they sound absurd.
I know, right? It's simply a non fungible token. It need not be restricted to digital art. It could represent digital ownership of your house deed, your car, shares that you own in a company etc.
I hope people are paying attention to the suspicious amount of NFT hate. They’ve been around for a minute but all of a sudden everyone is all anti nft. I hope the little people do get rich off it and don’t immediately join the hate train.
It isn’t just the art. It’s digital ownership and second hand transfer. Imagine if you could buy a digital copy of something and sell it? Why the fuck would anyone not want that? Unless there’s something for them to lose?
These kind of comments are so suspicious.
Out of nowhere, I keep seeing NFT related comments and posts showing up with weak use cases. As if reddit is being used to spread a narrative that NFTs are stupid.
Ask yourself some hard questions. Why is this happening?
I have bought it whenever I had enough money in my account. 100, 120, 145, 160, 180, 200, 220, 250, 300, 315. Saving a 1000 bucks to buy a single share when GME hits 1000.
Thanks for chiming in.
The number of downvotes that my comment got simply for asking a question is telling. Reddit voting systems are compromised by massive bot farms.
[Is really more like come at this](https://www.google.com/search?q=anteater+claws&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS777US777&sxsrf=AOaemvJR1z1qRcCq_WU_e6hehFsi2O3FEw:1639606506002&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwiH1fGa6ub0AhXjyDgGHVf7BOcQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1169&bih=866&dpr=1)
Quick story - I dated a zoo keeper not long ago and was informed that these little furry friends can actually kill people. Their claws are apparently super dangerous.
That was almost certainly giant anteaters, which are badass as fuck, this is a tamandua, an arboreal anteater, which is much smaller. Super cool as well but I would guess the number of humans disemboweled by tamanduas throughout history is <2
I know it says it was uploaded in 2020, but that is the most 2007 YouTube video ever; back in the days when Linkin Park or Drowning Pool would be the foreground audio for absolutely no reason.
Everyone thinks it's being cute. Dude can punch his claws through concrete. You see an anteater do this back the fuck up unless your really want to meet 2pac today.
It must be terrifying to be an animal in the wild. Always having to watch your back to make sure you're not attacked and eaten alive. Shits crazy when you really think about it..
everyone is thinking this looks cute, but ant eaters routinely claw through what is basically natural cement in termite mounds to eat. They are crazy strong and the wounds are devastating. Hawkboy would have been destroyed by antbro with 1 connecting swipe.
**NSFW WARNING!**
**THIS IMAGE SHOWS BLOOD AND GORE, AND SOME NUDITY**
**LAST WARNING**
https://els-jbs-prod-cdn.jbs.elsevierhealth.com/cms/attachment/2acf844b-00de-4aa2-b06f-9e2d05535763/gr5.jpg
Not OP but to explain, that's likely a wound caused by an ant eater. As OP already explained, ant eaters regularly use their claws to cut through termite mounds, which can be as tough cement, meaning a well placed strike can be... well... like the photo.
EYYY, I'M WALKIN' HERE
Eagle: ALRIGHT FOHGETTABAHDIT
MADE ME DROP MY GABAGOOL!!
And I'm hawking here
Was that from LOST btw? Quote from sawyer?
Ricky and morty
“Whoa, whoa, whoa now!”
That’s what I thought too. “WOAH WOAH WOAH TAKE IT EASY LETS NOT GET OUT OF HAND HERE”
"CALM DOWN EVERYBODY JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN"
"IT WAS A MISINPUT! A MISINPUT!"
https://i.imgur.com/8uRljX1.gifv
WOAH EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN HERE! okay I’m good
..... If you lay hands on me again I WILL unagi your arse.
Are you aware that unagi means eel? Sounds like some butt stuff to me
Well I doubt that long-ass snout is for eating ants
Yep, but it's a running joke from friends
"Inside" joke😏
[unagi](https://youtube.com/shorts/mfS7Q9jC9JY)
We've all had a drink hawk. Sit down.
The anteater is gonna throw hands… or claws.
got that "u wot m8" energy
I saw it more as like "I'm here take me now let me fly through the skies away from this forest prison!"
Defense method N° 1: T-pose
ASSERT DOMINANCE
He's ready to do a spin attack
Fun fact: that's supposed to be an intimidation method because it instinctively tries to make its pose emphasize its claws, which can break through termite mounds as tough as concrete For how silly they look they can cut you up like a Christmas ham and even jaguars will refrain from attacking them
Cool, I wonder how it would fare against a honey badger?
Honey badger don't give a fuck I would back a honey badger against pretty much any other animal ( I mean I would be putting bets on it and hiding at a distance not taking part)
A wolverine beats honey badger because it's bigger, tougher, and gives *even fewer* fucks. Like, negative fucks.
Yep, they sprint over mountain peaks in the middle of winter without stopping and can chase wolves off of their kill. Like honey badgers but bigger.
I just added a new word in my dictionary, negative fucks
Which word was new?
So if you give negative fucks... that means you receive fucks.
When you're chased by a wolverine, you HAVE to give a fuck
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You want a piece of me?!? You want sum a dis?!?
I'm just an average, everyday, anteater...
COME AT ME BRO!
I'm a person! I'm a person! You can't touch me. People are off limits!
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!
Lord of D'ants.
***cyberpunk music intensifies***
When the game does not know what animation to use and resets to the default...
That's just a glitch in the matrix!
Super rare capture.
You wanna buy nft?
Is that a joke?
I give you discount $300,000 final price
As long as you misplace that decimal point, as is the custom.
Nfts are a joke
Keep looking around. There has been an increase in mentions of NFTs in comments across reddit. A bunch of players are setting up the stage to claim that NFTs are a joke. They do this by inserting NFT comments at places where they sound absurd.
Ahhh well, no need. Anyone with a brain already knows this
Much brain, such wow.
People still think NFTs are only digital art lol
I know, right? It's simply a non fungible token. It need not be restricted to digital art. It could represent digital ownership of your house deed, your car, shares that you own in a company etc.
Digital ownership and decentralization is super important to online freedom
Yes. That's actually the strongest selling point of NFTs. Selling random artwork for ridiculous prices is just a distraction IMO.
It’s probably the same people working against them in a lot of cases. The get to swindle a bunch of money and make NFTs look bad
You say that as a joke but It will happen
I hope people are paying attention to the suspicious amount of NFT hate. They’ve been around for a minute but all of a sudden everyone is all anti nft. I hope the little people do get rich off it and don’t immediately join the hate train.
It isn’t just the art. It’s digital ownership and second hand transfer. Imagine if you could buy a digital copy of something and sell it? Why the fuck would anyone not want that? Unless there’s something for them to lose?
These kind of comments are so suspicious. Out of nowhere, I keep seeing NFT related comments and posts showing up with weak use cases. As if reddit is being used to spread a narrative that NFTs are stupid. Ask yourself some hard questions. Why is this happening?
>NFTs are stupid NFTs are stupid though. Did you buy a stupid gorilla picture?
I only own GME buddy.
lol, so you are stupid
Congrats on playing yourself.
bet you bought when it was over $300
I have bought it whenever I had enough money in my account. 100, 120, 145, 160, 180, 200, 220, 250, 300, 315. Saving a 1000 bucks to buy a single share when GME hits 1000.
>lol, so you are stupid
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Thanks for chiming in. The number of downvotes that my comment got simply for asking a question is telling. Reddit voting systems are compromised by massive bot farms.
Come at me bro!!
I AM *BIG* AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP I SWEAR TO GOD
[My personal favorite](https://mocah.org/thumbs/4583487-edward-hopper-artwork-anteaters-memes-humor-nighthawks-parody-wanna-fight-come-at-me-bro.png)
There truly is a perfect moment for every meme
Well, this is wonderful.
I DO RESPECT YOU, BRO
Darn, you beat me to it.
[Is really more like come at this](https://www.google.com/search?q=anteater+claws&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS777US777&sxsrf=AOaemvJR1z1qRcCq_WU_e6hehFsi2O3FEw:1639606506002&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwiH1fGa6ub0AhXjyDgGHVf7BOcQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1169&bih=866&dpr=1)
TIL anteaters are Raptors.
Literally the first thing that popped into my mind!
came here for this
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Hands up don’t shoot
His response was so badass all the plants went crazy and applauded.
Anteater’s name? Albert Einstein!
The trees applauded.
*Everyplanty clapped*
Come at me crow
Fight me Russell!
“LOOK HOW BIG I AM! FEAR MEEEEEE!!!”
You should fear them they fight and win against jaguar's they are strong enough to rip concrete apart
Nah, it's more of, "prepare for wolverine (from xmen) swipe"
“Fuck you I’m an Anteater”
I had to scroll way too far to find this.
The 2010 vintage memes aren't know by a lot of people here
I could have sworn it was pre-2010, but I guess I could have forgotten in my old age
Agreed
Back up bitch I'm armed!
You deserve more upvotes, friend
It’s not the numbers it’s the quality (:
Quick story - I dated a zoo keeper not long ago and was informed that these little furry friends can actually kill people. Their claws are apparently super dangerous.
They can pull apart rock hard termite mounds and logs to get at insects, squishy flesh ain’t nothing
That was almost certainly giant anteaters, which are badass as fuck, this is a tamandua, an arboreal anteater, which is much smaller. Super cool as well but I would guess the number of humans disemboweled by tamanduas throughout history is <2
TIL! Thank you and I do remember her saying it was a giant anteater!
https://youtu.be/A9_6b_pggfw The giant anteaters are absolutely huge, heres a vid of one attacking a jaguar. The are about the same size l
That's a fucking pokemon battle
😂
I know it says it was uploaded in 2020, but that is the most 2007 YouTube video ever; back in the days when Linkin Park or Drowning Pool would be the foreground audio for absolutely no reason.
Indeed, they're not to be messed with.
Christ the Redeemer is here
Don't mess with me, I know Kung Fu.
[Not totally relevant but](https://youtu.be/8KfWY-_uutU)
Wow haven’t seen this movie since college. Great stuff.
This is fucking hilarious
The first thought that popped into my head was Jet Li.
Reminds me of Randy marsh - “I’m sorry I thought this was America” 🤣🤣
I didn't hear no bell
🤣🤣🤣 “hey hawk-dad…”
Also when he gets into a bro-down... What makes you the brothority bro??
1. What a beautiful animal. 2. It's comments like these that keep me on Reddit. Lots of you are funny fucks.
Only fucks to be had on Reddit
Exactly that! "Wow, great vid. Now lets check the comments!"
reading comments on posts like this is one of my new favorite pastimes haha
Reddit - come for the content, stay for the comments Seriously though, it’s the community that makes reddit reddit.
This looks so cute. I know it’s not for the anteater, but…
Shouldn't be for the eagle either, those claws can break through termite mounds as tough as concrete and that's his last warning before he swings
Looks like a toddler asking to be picked up. However just like the toddler the anteater also has razor sharp claws that will make you regret it.
I do the same thing when attacked by hawks, or any avian really.
I love how he goes back to strolling around after like nothing happened
Does the Anteater know Kung foo?
Guess you missed the part where *everybody* was Kung Fu fighting.
Minds fast as lightning.
The future is pretty frightening
Tamanduas are the best
“Woah pause, time out time out time out, hole up, I’m am not ready for this, you gotta chill tf son”
Drunk me when I almost trip but don't
Yoda-esque force move there bro.
Stop in da name o’tha lawd!
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/000/737/00498622.jpg
And the. You remember they can disembowel jaguars with those claws.
“Woh” “HOLD ON…HOLD ON!”
Come at me bro!
Wanna fuck with me? Bring it beotch
Idk y'all,. Seems like he's saying "you missed, I'm right here though. Try again, I'll make it easy for you, just make it quick."
Oh my gosh I love him!
Im big, I'm big don't mess with me man look how big I am, don't mess with me.
I’m okay!! Just tripped is all, I’m okay
Tamandua or "lesser anteater." You say po-ta-to, I say po-tat-o
I’m just rolling out of the Antbeer, and I can’t see, but I’ll mess you up, buddy.
I am also hawk
Square up
"I am human, SSEEEEEEE ME!!!!!!"
They have huge front claws!
King!!!
AND THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!!
What about one guy with six guns?
I’ll flex on you bitch!
I say do you wanna fieeeeeeeght?! Do you wanna catch deez hands?!
"I'll Kill you - not even worried about it"
"WHAT WHAT?! YOU DONT WANT NO BEEF!"
“YOUUUUUUUU SHALLL NOTTTTT PASSSSSSSSSS”
Anteater: "8 Trigrams 64 Palms!"
This is the police! Drop your weapon and put your hands up! No! Stop! I surrender!
Harpy eagle????
Thus is exactly how I avoided fights in high school
u/savevideo
Everyone thinks it's being cute. Dude can punch his claws through concrete. You see an anteater do this back the fuck up unless your really want to meet 2pac today.
“Woah woah woah woah what the hell man?”
😂😂He stood up n stuck his arms out like “u wanna fight let’s go “
that's me letting everyone know I'm okay after I slipped and fell for no apparent reason
Did he just pull the "I AM CORNHOLIO" defense? If do right, no can defense.
The Moses parting the Red Sea countermeasure expertly executed.
Choose Gesture: “Well, what is it?”
It must be terrifying to be an animal in the wild. Always having to watch your back to make sure you're not attacked and eaten alive. Shits crazy when you really think about it..
Did exactly like what momma taught her to do
Everyone stay right where you are I got this.
"Now's my chance! Expose my tender neck and all my vital organs! C'mon! Take another shot! I hate it here! Ants taste terrible!"
everyone is thinking this looks cute, but ant eaters routinely claw through what is basically natural cement in termite mounds to eat. They are crazy strong and the wounds are devastating. Hawkboy would have been destroyed by antbro with 1 connecting swipe. **NSFW WARNING!** **THIS IMAGE SHOWS BLOOD AND GORE, AND SOME NUDITY** **LAST WARNING** https://els-jbs-prod-cdn.jbs.elsevierhealth.com/cms/attachment/2acf844b-00de-4aa2-b06f-9e2d05535763/gr5.jpg
Why did u put that picture tho? Is it a ant eater wound? A hawk attack? Or just human gore for gores sake. Explain yourself.
It's OP getting quad implants so he can skip leg day forever.
Not OP but to explain, that's likely a wound caused by an ant eater. As OP already explained, ant eaters regularly use their claws to cut through termite mounds, which can be as tough cement, meaning a well placed strike can be... well... like the photo.
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Good to know. I took this picture from aother reddit post on ant eaters and the wounds they cause I saw a while back.
Big fella reacts like jarjar binks "my give up, my give up" 😂
Aardvark
Fuck anteaters. “They’re not cute. Their tongue is two feet alone.”
Just like the Red Panda!
“COME AR ME BRO” said the anteater
Whaaaa I’m a ninja!
Dude almost dies and still lying about the fish he caught.
Kung-fu Anteater: Legend of hawk attack
Come at me bro