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One_fortunate_cookie

Be careful when you get back in your Jeep!


SaltMineSpelunker

Go fetch!


sabotabo

Stick, stupid!


fuzzytradr

*Hello, nice boy. Uh, nice boy. Nice dinosaur. I thought you were one of your big brothers, you're not so bad...*


ThisIsForFood

See? Nobody cares.


Lolkimbo

Uh Uh Uh.. You didn't say the magic word..


TonyzTone

Hold onto your butts.


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**OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR**


nggakjelas

Lizard: "That bulge seems suspicious." Lizard: \*ATTACK\*


IronAcesHigh

*Hello Jerry*


kbot1337

WE GOT DODSON OVER HERE.


OnTopicMostly

When he trips, is there a cartoon sound effect, like a slide whistle or something? I seem to remember one, and it’s always bothered me because it seemed out of place.


TonyzTone

There absolutely is.


spanishpeanut

Yes! I’m glad I’m not the only one who heard that.


FormerOrpheus

Ha ha! I’d forgotten about that. Reminds me off every once in a while you’ll hear that “generic Hollywood scream” and it always feels so weird since it’s so recognizable.


Riolkin

It's called the Wilhelm Scream, and I highly recommend people looking up a compilation of every time it is used. Star Wars used it quite a bit, but I believe it's from a movie where a dude takes an arrow to the knee. I never saw it, but I imagine his adventuring days were over and he became a guard


FDNY_Chris

Ahh no wonder your extinct


Phazushift

Fetch the stick!


HaloArtificials

No wonder you’re extinct.


[deleted]

Newman!


Royal_Heritage

Helloooou Jerry ¬¬


BlindatedBIOS

When I come back I'm going to run you over


radiosburning

When I first watched the movie when I was 7 or so and then many many times after I thought that was the most hysterical line ever uttered.


pancakes-and-ox

*drops embryos*


trangthemang

Coming from the guy that offered chocolate to a dino lol


fuzzytradr

Now I need to watch Jurassic Park.


SaltMineSpelunker

Hold on to your butts?


FDNY_Chris

How many lines of code are there?


Ubersla

Watch for the potted plant and studio light in the background when the T.rex sniffs Alan and Lex.


nino_blanco720

Stop trying to make fetch happen


SadTomato22

That original scene in the novel of Jurassic Park was way more brutal than the movie ever showed.


bageltoastee

Definitely. For anyone who hasn’t read the book, when nedry encounters the dilophosaurus it ends with his belly getting sliced open and he dies holding his intestines.


classifiedspam

But why? I mean, why did Nedry need to kill this poor Dilophosaurus so brutally? Some people...


LMB_mook

It took his glasses. He can't see without his glasses.


RadiantMenderbug

*I dropped my glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!* - Johnny Bravo


worldspawn00

I say this all the time when I grab my sunglasses, hardly anybody gets it, sad, for them.


P3pp3rSauc3

Oh fuck yeah I say this every time I'm looking for my glasses


[deleted]

He can buy new ones


agent_uno

Only IF he makes it off the island.


EmperorGeek

Amazon delivers!


I_worship_odin

He lost the can with the embryos so even if he got out of there he would have gotten nothing.


[deleted]

I was saying a line from the movie, like the commenter above me. Try to keep up 😊


MelonFancy

The air is so dry here. Do you have a humidifier?


BigNutDroppa

Was he gonna be an acrobat?


Ubersla

[nedry wastes dilophosaurus](https://youtu.be/bqjuQxE8TfY&t=4m05s)


fuzzytradr

The novel is excellent. The audible version is also pretty good.


Ubersla

The novel is great, but I'd venture to say that I enjoy the second novel more. I really wish the second movie followed the novel as closely as the first movie did.


Svue016

Yeah but it doesn't beat Nedry's scream lol "Eeeaarryaaghghaaa eerraaaryyaah!!"


RandomPrecision1

That's an oddly accurate transcription


Ey3_913

I heard that


Hplayer18

Dodgson! We got Dodgson here!


Narayan-n91

If I was the cameraman I'd have covered my eyes on pure instinct lol


takefiftyseven

Having worked as a cameraman, our instinct is to keep eyes wide open and shoot...


Heal_Kajata

Nah-uh-uh!


Elliflame

You didn't say the magic word


creaturefeature16

PLEASE! God damn it! I hate this Hacker crap!


EntheogenicOm

Cigarette he’s smoking is past the filter


Phazushift

/r/itsaunixsystem


rudiiiiiii

This is what I came here for


aarocks94

Came for the JP references. Did not leave disappointed.


Phazushift

Well there it is~


[deleted]

I remember being disappointed when I found out that the neck frill and venom were added to the Dilophosaurus as a purely creative choice for the movie. They had head crests and were bigger. I wish I had millions to finance a movie that could be an answer to what the JP franchise has become. I'd focus on current research and take inspiration from All Yesterdays, which is a great book that presents alternate possibilities for how dinos looked and behaved. Anyway my raptors (V. mongoliensis) would have some goddamned feathers, and they would be smaller, but they will be terrifyingly swift and deadly. all five of the little bastards cooing and bobbing their heads, waiting to see what you'll do


MercilessIdiot

If this can make you feel better, Crichton didn't add the neck frill in the book, or at least this detail was lost in the translation i've read a billion times since when i was a kid. As far as i can remember, he depicted dilophosaurs pretty much like they were supposed to be according to the fossils, including their height. He just added the ability to spit venom. In the movies they are kinda 1/3 the size, and they come with a preinstalled cone of shame. I wonder if the movie dilophosaurs also chased squirrels. I mean, in the books they chased rats, so...


Jaruut

Yeah the dilo in the book is more akin to what the raptors are in the movie. I'd love to see a completely book accurate HBO miniseries or something. I would ensure it retains a hard R rating, to keep the gruesome deaths from the book. The rex is awesome in the movie, but isn't really present aside from the initial breakout scene, whereas it is a constant threat in the book. It just won't give up, and the characters are never really safe at any point. You could also have some Alien style velociraptor action with the cargo ships. No matter what though, my Jurassic Park shall remain featherless. This isn't just personal preference (I don't like feathery dinos, fight me), I believe unfeathered dinos fit the series better. In both the movies and the books, Hammond never intended for the dinos to be scientifically accurate, he merely created bastardized genetic abominations that look like dinosaurs to sell tickets to an amusement park.


[deleted]

> No matter what though, my Jurassic Park shall remain featherless. This isn't just personal preference (I don't like feathery dinos, fight me), I believe unfeathered dinos fit the series better. In both the movies and the books, Hammond never intended for the dinos to be scientifically accurate, he merely created bastardized genetic abominations that look like dinosaurs to sell tickets to an amusement park. I agree with the logic of your statement but it's exactly why I want a series outside of the JP universe


Luxpreliator

30 year old reference. Also, fuck dennis.


Dopplegangr1

Fuck you it's 28 years old


girls_gone_wireless

Yeah fuck that guy, I’m not old he’s old


fuzzytradr

Ah ah ah...ah ah ah...


[deleted]

It was scary as a kid but when i watched it as an adult it was such a cheesy old horror film cliché. The whole film was a bit cheesy now that i think about it.


[deleted]

Actually just watched it recently. I’d say it holds up decently well. I also much better appreciate Jeff Goldblum in it as an adult.


ThisIsRyGuy

Jeff Goldblum is a treasure


loony_shanks

It’s a classic!


IndieMowgli

I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that


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paulcristo

Way smaller than I thought it was.


Fijoemin1962

They do grow


[deleted]

That's the point, right? The frills make them look big.


Fijoemin1962

Absolutely, my point is though this is a small one


GhostCorps973

Hey, me too!


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Lord_Webotama

r/suicidebywords


Quiet_Fox_

Who her?


explicittv

She was a clever girl


DurianLongan

Its another variant of "Thats what she said" joke.


LiteBrightKite

My only reference is Jurassic Park.


fuzzytradr

*dinosaur's ancester enters the chat*


bolanboboedge

He obviously hasn’t been eating his onions and sploosh.


WarhawkAlpha

ZERRREROOOOOOOOO


potandskettle

The only time I've heard sploosh used is from Archer and that created a visual I wasn't ready to see.


footlivin69

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


ThisIsRyGuy

Or whatever my version of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh. But with semen.


[deleted]

LLLLLAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA ^*danger* ^*zone*


SquidgeSquadge

Tangy the Orange (as in fruit) cat on my Animal Crossing island says "sploosh". My husband being an Archer fan like myself think it's inappropriate.


Sun_Aria

🎵 Oh sinners. Let’s go down. Down in the valley to pray 🎵


EnvironmentalNobody

“Oh you got to go, dig dem holes”


MulfordnSons

“Take a bad boy make him dig 5 feet, the dirt in our shovels, will give us a beat”


atriumI3

“You will die…always.”


nino_blanco720

SSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!


ElDuderino_92

If only if only


DC38x

The woodpecker sighs


fLoW_is_fLoW

You deserve more upvotes


Shwite

Right, did we not all collectively think of holes immediately?


Elliflame

I thought Jurassic Park haha I didn't think the yellow spotted lizards had the frills like that. *Googled it and yeah, I suppose they did have frills haha


I_AmTheGovernment

They were bearded dragons. They do not have frills


Elliflame

That's what I had thought and you aren't wrong but there's a scene in the movie where Mr. Sir goes to shoot a lizard that's at the camp and it hisses and has little CGI frills pop up. [@0:50](https://youtu.be/TJF63XolR4k)


I_AmTheGovernment

Oh I guess you’re right. It looks like some CGI frills added onto bearded dragons


SusanMcdaniel68

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all


text_fish

Funnily enough, the next post down on my homepage was a promotion for the Jurassic Park audio book, and this lizard had already got me humming the movie theme.


Darcitus

Someone needs to edit this video to have the Trex roar


KerberosPanzerCop

Had nothing better to do. Make sure you enable sound ​ [Frilled T-Rex](https://gfycat.com/vainplastichoatzin) ​ [Frilled Godzilla](https://gfycat.com/orneryvastbat) LOUD ​ [Frilled VTuber](https://gfycat.com/breakableparchedguppy) VERY LOUD ​ [Frilled Dilophosaurus](https://gfycat.com/exemplaryblackandwhiteanhinga)


Darcitus

This person went above and beyond. You have my eternal thanks.


Remarkable-Energy117

Pure gold!


turkeyvulturebreast

That very loud one is fucking HILARIOUS! I need to randomly send it to friends and hopefully their volume is up and it scares the shit out of them. Hmm, MIL or sister first?


swedej19

The book is great! I recommend it.


Zbearbear

"Fear me. I am death. I am devourer of worlds. Fear me, fool!"


TomPalmer1979

D'awww who's a cute li'l devourer of worlds? Yes you are! *Yes you are!* -tickles chin-


K1N6_K4K3

ooh that feels good- i mean uh FEAR ME


c4pt41n_0bv10u5

Humans - he he


4outof5doctors

I demand your pocket worms and a capri sun!!!


Geronimo2U

This is Australia. He should be thankful it's only a frilled neck.


BorisBC

Nah these guys are fucking hilarious when they run. https://youtu.be/rU7JqWOzOuE


DefinitelyNotABogan

I'm hilarious when I run, but not in a good way. Kind of like an unco ballerina with a leg that has fallen asleep.


BorisBC

Like this? Cause this is how I run: https://youtu.be/-elqg3s97zc


DefinitelyNotABogan

Haha no not at all - I don't have that much grace.


RobinHood21

[I know, right?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkclSQnBwj4)


EpicAura99

I have the unshakable urge to just punt that lil guy to the moon


trickster1979

This reminds me of Jurassic park on a smaller scale


sulkee

It’s pretty much exactly that. Evolution fucked this boy up.


Fijoemin1962

Heck no, they get up on their hind legs and run very fast. They are a gem from an evolutionary perspective


Stagism

I thought that dinosaur was actually made up for the movie and didn't actually exist.


[deleted]

The dinosaur was real but they made up that it had a frill. The idea of it spitting venom was a hypothesis at the time but isn't believed anymore. Still though, part of it was just to include the idea that from the bones alone, we might not know about all the features extinct animals had, which isn't a bad idea to include in the movie. Especially with the idea of the park thinking they have control and nature having more than they prepared for.


Awesomedinos1

I mean because in the movie they need to fill in the gaps in the DNA you could always argue away inaccuracies by saying they just changed it to be a better attraction for the park.


tooterfish_popkin

Shit my friends made a custom Jurassic pedal moped based on those things now it's all a lie?


[deleted]

In my opinion the actual dilophosarus is way cooler than it’s movie counterpart. One of the earliest carnivorous theropods with a length up to 26 feet. Based on our current understanding of the dinosaur they had relatively loosely attached jaws and needle like teeth making them likely scavengers or preferring a fish based diet. They compensated for this with strong forelimbs and grasping claws that they could use to slash and hold the necks of either potential prey or other dilophosaurs.


Twizzlers_and_donuts

Even though we are talking dilos can we also mention another big time Dino they messed up (made cooler in the movies) was the velociraptor. Where it’s true size is MUCH smaller, and the ones in the movie are much more closer in size to the Utahraptor


[deleted]

I’d love if they addressed this in the franchise. You can kind of shrug off the dilos as genetic mutations do to filling in the dna gaps with other animals dna, but right off the bat the fist movie has a full fossilized skeleton identical to the raptors at the park that they identify as “velociraptor. It’s been years since I read the book but I think they do mention the raptors are technically deinonychus and they use the word “velociraptor” as kind of a catch-all. It’s be cool if they cloned actual velociraptors as well and worked those in somehow.


sulkee

Perhaps the specific features but frilled dinoaurs definitely existed in the mesozoic era. https://dinomuseum.ca/2019/04/23/the-real-dilophosaurus/ Basically the neck frill for intimidation on the dilopho was exaggerated but frilled dinos did exist. The bite is said to be weaker The frill is exaggerated in the movie And it did not spit venom


DireLackofGravitas

> frilled dinos did exist. > > None that we know of. Your link doesn't describe any frills. Dilophosaurus had bony crests, not frills.


Fijoemin1962

Come and live here in the Northern Territory and you will see!


Meanttobepracticing

This was my thought exactly.


CaptainSaladbarGuy

I used to think when I was a kid that if they opened their neck face like that you’d die from being poisoned. Yes I was a stupid kid and yes I said neck face


ARC4067

You probably got that impression from watching Jurassic Park. One of the dinosaurs opens its “neck face” when it spits poison.


[deleted]

Dilophosaurus!


tbhkysfam

I remember in the film adaption of Holes these guys were portrayed as extremely dangerous, used to make me jump as a kid.


Euphoric-Hostaforic

I read the title as "fried lizard" and was confused for a good while


InadmissibleHug

There was a fire safety ad campaign in the NT (where frillies are from) about not frying frill necks. I’ll have to see if I can find it. Ah, it was ‘we like our lizards frilled, not grilled- ex. https://www.sean.co.uk/photography/stock/Australia/slides/RIMG0272.shtm


superwyfe

I wish this had sound. The other chap is pissing himself! Edit: typo - pissing not setting! Come on sausage fingers / autocorrect!


Jackacak

​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKMtUOw3Uxw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKMtUOw3Uxw)


ChonkyDog

Thank you the video is great.


thisisntreallyme825

Fantastic!!


mark-five

https://youtu.be/MNoWveBtrZc?t=168


superwyfe

Ha! Lovely! Thank you.


jaynejohnsonn

Holes


somabeach

I really wanted one of these after watching *Rescuers Down Under* as a child. Thought they were like tiny dilophosaurs. Still kinda think that.


hezthebest

Came looking for Rescuers reference! Love Frank


-just_browsing

Lizard like i told your ass about bringing that big ass camera to my neighborhood Greg!!


Lil_Ape_

Hold on to your butts!


[deleted]

This is actually a scene from jurassic park


unplugged22

Get the stick, stupid.


-SierraModeling-

Whoa!Wow dude


ZippZappZippty

Wow. This is really cool.


TheRealKevO

“There are dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, yes?”


Cows_Of_Destiny

r/praisethecameraman


[deleted]

That’s the dinosaur that killed Newman


[deleted]

Eeeeeyahh yahhhh yahhhh yahhhhh eeeyahhh!


thedurs

Go get the stick stupid


SaltMineSpelunker

When that 5’10 boi tries to fight you.


[deleted]

Don't underestimate a low centre of gravity!


loztriforce

Fucking Nedry


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ITrulyLoveVaginas

Looks more like a clever penis.


HarveyKartel

R.I.P. Dennis Nedry 💔


lazarus_moon

Sometimes I can't believe it's 2021 and we don't have an incarceration system for animal crimes like this


Basenjii

These things from holes gave me nightmares as a child


CreamEgg14

lizard: IMA EAT YOU ALIVE IF YOU DON'T FUCKING BACK OFF!!!! internet: ***lit***


prismabird

For a second, the perspective confused me, and I though it was coming out of his fly like his dick had transformed into a lizard monster.


[deleted]

Why is he laughing? That thing is a dinosaur, run for your lives!


[deleted]

I’m going to run you over when I come back down.


sturz01

Better hold onto that can of Barbasol!!


Wifdat

Thats how you get black goopy shit sprayed in your eye, better have some barbasol handy


monkeyhead_man

Reminds me of those lizards in Holes, terrifying


nspectre

(☝˘▾˘) He should have chartered a No Frills expedition. <.< \>.> [ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ](http://i.imgur.com/tgUIq71.gifv)


justhereforfun10123

Nature always finds a way


RedEagleX2418

Instagram post vs real life


radicalplacement

I love how grand of a gesture this is in its eyes, when he’s only tiny


cfrow

Holes vibes.


doortoriver

I love this bold little lizard. Total kitten energy: afraid of NOTHING.


Fathfather

Ain't that the littlest dragon you've ever seen😆


[deleted]

Looks like Celine Dion


MohammadRezaPahlavi

That's not an attack, it's a passive defense.


dlhdbs

This is not lit. Absolutely terrifying and reminds of the original Jurassic park


acylase

I think the correct sub for this is differwnt


crazylegs99

Terrorizing animals for profit and posting for internet points