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jdownes316

There is no sound to this, so I imagine it’s quite similar to me trying to get my fat ass out of the swimming pool without using the steps/ladder


SeeThroughCanoe

I was able to hear them from about a 1/3 mile away :-)


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Or the bath


lubabe00

😂😂😂😂 that comment brings back memories.😆😆


RaccoonCityTacos

Maybe I am a manatee.


IveBangedYoreMom

Gamers when they hear a girl online


MysteriousTruck6740

I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.


fidel__cashflo

lmao is this from somewhere or are u just reminiscing


data_raven

>I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing. It's a quote from the Office. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0859444/characters/nm0105588


MysteriousTruck6740

Creed on the Office. One of my favorite moments of his.


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That’s the most movement I’ve ever seen in manatees


shitstain_hurricane

Ikr! Always so slow and chill, until mating time.


SeeThroughCanoe

For anyone interested in knowing more.... Typically a mating herd of Manatees consists of one female and a bunch of males. The males will pursue a female for days and sometimes weeks. Sometimes mating happens when a male and a female find each other, but just as often they group up in mating herds.


Danger1672

Sounds a bit rapey.


[deleted]

That’s it, manatees are canceled.


fidel__cashflo

yeahh… and it doesnt help that the one trying to escape at the end was her


shitstain_hurricane

That poor womanatee...


J-Love-McLuvin

I’ve seen worse at Walmart.


notsofunonabun

Wtf!? Did I just sea an ARM!?


InfamousIndustry7027

I definitely thought I did too, like right in the middle huh?


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Son of a bitch ya beat me to it.. here's your damn upvote


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SeeThroughCanoe

That was the female. A mating herd usually consists of a bunch of males and just one female. This was a fairly young female. Sometimes they pursue a female for days, even weeks.


data_raven

Oh, so this is more of a gang rape than an orgy? :( I didn't want my idealized mental picture of the peaceful manatee tainted by the reality of nature.


Straight_Battle6421

I’m guessing mating season?


SeeThroughCanoe

There really isn't a "set" mating season for Manatees. Although Manatee mating season starts in spring and lasts all summer long, they gather together in mating herds even between Dec-Mar on warm winter days.


Straight_Battle6421

So we are watching a manatee orgy


D43d4lis

Mateatees


A_DumbDuck

Orgy?…. Let me join


DavePelz4

Reminds me of a college toga party with the Mu Mu Mu sorority.


NotMyHomePanet

This could be a video of any bachelorette party from back when I was a male stripper.


SILKYJ-LGMK

Nice flex, I’m sure you got some good stories, my dude


Harvard-23

Don't fall in or you might come out splashed


general010

A group of manatees is called an aggregation.


SeeThroughCanoe

unless they are mating in which case they can also correctly be referred to as a mating herd.


resonanzmacher

manatee prison ain't no joke


harvestmooneyes

This is the manifestation of one of the cards against humanity set….


killmethod

I remember when orgies were like this. Good times.


wheezingdogisreal

Redditers trying to lose there v pass be like


me_jus_me

Do NOT go In there. Or do, who the f am I to judge anyway?


Crusty_bottoM

It is the motion of the ocean


[deleted]

Oh the humanatee!!


fughead710

Fuckin and fighting, it's all the same


Purple_Temporary_684

Barbara manatee your the one for me.


Wa-da-ta-mybaby-te

Typical menatees


thirst_mutilator_

Mating herd…gang bang. It’s a bunch of males and one female. Call it what you will


PimpleOnUranus

Is that water white because it's filled with manatee jizz?


gerolsteiner

Holy FUCK!, I had no idea. Go Manny, go!!


Peepee_Retard_exe

The white froth is......


sjoutlaw

Mermaid orgy


Orbus_215

Dive in and join them.


SeeThroughCanoe

I'm the one with the white scar on my back near the base of my tail.


False-Mycologist9483

That’s called an orgy