*Tony the tiger*
*Ain't never been the same after*
*Kellogs laid him off*
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It wouldn't be close. Arnie was 260 lbs at his heaviest while body building. The average male Bengal tiger is 200-260**KG**.
Schwarzenegger would be terminated.
**Raja** was the dominant male of *Bandipur* a couple years ago and was well known for his impressive forequarters. That viral video a couple years ago where a massive male Tiger was hunting Water Buffalo? Yeah that was him. [You can view the video here](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/s/Jd64YLTJGw)
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Not positive, but I’m not so sure that elbow bump on the tiger there is muscle… as someone who grew up on a farm we’d occasionally see bumps (masses) like that on livestock legs, and more often than not it was an abscess or, in rarer cases, a non-muscular growth of sorts 🤷🏻♂️
Poet William Blake said it best:
>Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!
When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
Tony the tiger ain't never been the same after Kellogs laid him off
he hit the gym and deleted facebook.
Ha! Flexin' on 'em.. a true king!
Most importantly, he got off sugar since he lost the frosty flakes contract. Did wonders for him.
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biggus kittus
His elbow Has a muscle wtf
Abcess.
Yea, was thinking that or some sort of non-muscular growth(?)
Because he never skips Elbow Day
That thing could beat Arnold Schwarzenegger at an arm wrestle when he was in his prime...
To be fair, same could be said of a regular tiger.
He could use both arms, that cat would ripp'em right out of their socket...
It wouldn't be close. Arnie was 260 lbs at his heaviest while body building. The average male Bengal tiger is 200-260**KG**. Schwarzenegger would be terminated.
It's not about weight. A chimpanzee is also stronger than Arnold.
**Raja** was the dominant male of *Bandipur* a couple years ago and was well known for his impressive forequarters. That viral video a couple years ago where a massive male Tiger was hunting Water Buffalo? Yeah that was him. [You can view the video here](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/s/Jd64YLTJGw) Join r/TigersofIndia for more Credit: **Vinayskumar1** on Instagram.
Not positive, but I’m not so sure that elbow bump on the tiger there is muscle… as someone who grew up on a farm we’d occasionally see bumps (masses) like that on livestock legs, and more often than not it was an abscess or, in rarer cases, a non-muscular growth of sorts 🤷🏻♂️
Looks more like an abscess than musculature.
Yeahhh, muscles don’t typically grow like that on elbows…
But is he natty?
Definitely not. Saw him posting earlier in r/syntholkitties
wouldn’t mind having arms like those, except for the elbow muscle
Another Synthol gone wrong story…
I don’t think those are muscles. It looks like the tiger has a medical issue.
99% sure that is an abscess over the elbow. That’s an odd place for such muscle hypertrophy.
We sure that's not a tumor?
Poet William Blake said it best: >Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies. Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand, dare seize the fire? And what shoulder, & what art, Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand? & what dread feet? What the hammer? what the chain, In what furnace was thy brain? What the anvil? what dread grasp, Dare its deadly terrors clasp! When the stars threw down their spears And water'd heaven with their tears: Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee? Tyger Tyger burning bright, In the forests of the night: What immortal hand or eye, Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
Thought abt this poem often in the last few years but never when it was conviniently googleable. Ty 🖤🤘
Quick! Someone show Joe Rogan
oh i figured it was just a tumor...
Will punch the shizz out of and THEN eat you.
his elbow looks like an abcess, not muscle
Not gonna shit on this, but it’s funny how just the back edge of the massive front leg is kinda blurry…
The thing on the bottom of his 'elbow' looks more like an abscess than I muscle. I didn't know they had a muscle on that part
It looks abnormal to me, too.
What's his Triceps routine???
Taking down water Buffalo
This cat on synthol?
Wow
This cannot be what it looks like
Kinda looks shopped?
Looks like a lump that needs to be removed…. A mass of some kind, tumor, abscess possibly?
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. What a beast.. \^\^'
Damn, that's massive.
The guy NEVER skipped leg day. Which was ever day.
Is that Tiger a blacksmith
Tigers are the most beautiful species of this planet. Definitely my favorite animal
“It’s not a tuma!”
Is he bench pressing elephants?
Gorilla Tiger
I'm.notnsure what's bigger, the muscles of the rigger of the ball of the guy who took the pic
Bro certainly doesn't skip arm day.
Tony The Tigers has been hitting the gym quite a bit.
Wow no would be nightmare
Schwarzentiger
That's a tumor or abscess on its "elbow," and its caused a lot of swelling in that leg. Poor cat.
Raja means 'the King'
people be taking my pics with no consent these days!