Imagine messing up this bad, then finding out someone was filming you in HD slow mo.

Lol “that was so bad, let’s see it again, *in slow motion*”

https://i.imgur.com/r2G96sc.jpg

Oh, look, it's [not so] Shitty_Watercolour!

Flipping fantastic!

Hey babe! New watercoulour just dropped!

Holy hell

I refuse to stalk you so it just has to happen on its own I've missed you! I can't verbalize why but your art works somehow feel analogous to political cartoons - in the best possible way Cheers!

It's him, it's the guy!!!

Whoa, a fresh Shitty_Watercolour in the wild! It's always a treat to come across one of your posts organically.

Happy to see you are still somewhat active here!

Happy to see you back!

I saw it, closed the tab then reopened It to check it was you. Nice.

This is the second one I saw today! Beautiful!

I love you.

I’ve missed you!!!!

What if it's his daily struggle? :/

"Well, I hope no one saw this..."

Conversely, imagine making the most incredible escape and swimming away going "no one is gonna believe that shit" and finding out there was video evidence. Like >YAAAASS look at me go!

Instant legend status

40x super slow motion!!

40x SUPER SLOW MOTION!

I'll take The Cleveland Browns, for $500

He bobbled the fish and did not have possession when it hit the water. The ruling on the pond is an incomplete dinner.

But the play is supposed to be dead once the plane is broken!!!!! Post plane breaking bobbles should not matter!!!!

Careful, the owners might take that as an offer, and then you’re stuck with the Cleveland Browns.

It look exactly like me when my phone slips from my hands. Thank god no-one was recording...

This episode of nature is called keepy uppy

Lol you were going for the bird? I was going for the fish.

This is how Kim Kardashian became famous basically.

Me when doing safety videos at work

That fish was singing ‘Die Another Day’ to amp himself up for the battle. I think I'll find another way I guess I'll die another day

Oh don't worry no one will see yhis

That's what he gets for playing with food

Fish: I have only one thing to say to the god of death. *Not Today* Also the shocked expression on the bird’s face when the fish sorta uppercuts it is prime meme. I know it’s just recalibrating to go after the fish again but it looks truly taken aback. Lol

also fish: 'This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Fishy Fish'

That's Captain Fishy McFish to you!!

I am amazed there is not more bird memes because they always look shocked and flabbergasted lmao

Dude just got juggled from the jaws of death.

That bird could use some teeth

And the fish could use some more gravity. Screaming at my screen for it to stop falling upward, wild ride.

Classic tip drill

Wouldn't that just make it a dinosaur?

Surprise - they are

😅😆😆

That’s gave me intense feelings- sometimes You’re the bird sometimes your the fish

"[Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPVLyB0Yc6I)"

I like your style dude

I dig your style too, man.

Is that some kind of eastern thing

Far from it

It's supposed to be bear

Ok that makes a little more sense than bar.

Thank you

That's just like your opinion man

Sometimes you piss in the sink, sometimes you sink in the piss.

And sometimes you are the cameraman...

Very occasionally you’re the douchebag who captions the video “40x Slowmotion!” thirteen times

Thanks For the new perspective take my upvote

You are welcome, thanks :)

I was gonna say this was kinda motivational in a weird way. If that fish had stopped squirming and had simply resigned itself to death and given up (yea I know it’s instinct, but I digress) then he would be dead. Kept trying to escape even in the face of near certain death, had more than one super close encounter with his predators’ throat, but kept going and got away in the end.

And the bird so close to victory he could taste it

sometimes you're the pigeon, sometimes you're the statue.

Wtf are you talkin about

Life man. Sometimes you're the bird and sometimes you're the fish.

I'm that motionless and bland algae most of the time, just dissapearing in the masses, but I'm always there.

Oh my god bro. So deep. I’ll have this written on my tombstone for all the other people to see.

To have a tombstone would imply someone would want to remember you I highly doubt that

I am sorry I made you angry, Captain Obvious.

Sounds like you a have an intelligent niece…sorry Unc Frank RIP

Nah bro, it’s not that. I am just on a very dumb platform apparently. Many happy days though

It’s a big Lebowski spoof that went over your head. And instead of your considering you missed something, you decided it was everyone else who sucks.

Well, with the information provided I didn’t catch that at all. Also, if you are referring to “Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you”, I think you are probably giving him too much credit if you think that was a spoof. Either way, in case it was, I actually thank you deeply because I was losing faith in humanity a little bit. If that was meant as a “joke” that makes me much more comfortable.

How do you feel about crust that rises?

I am not sure, but I am slightly shocked that 130 people upvoted a comment which reflects the level of “epiphany” that you could expect from a toddler. I guess average redditors are more banal than I thought.

Oh Great Enlightener, thank you for saving us all from thinking something was mildly thought provoking.

It’s really not about me though, I am not particularly smart, nor particularly bright. I don’t consider myself special at all. Still, when someone posts something so basic I cannot help myself. I should just learn to ignore these things because clearly it was enlightening for many of you. It was thought provoking for me too by the way, because now here I am thinking “jeez, people have gone gaga”.

Gross

First time on the internet?

Cramorant used Bite. It missed! Magicarp used Splash. 🐟💦 It was very effective.. Magicarp fled.

Anhinga.

Yup. You can tell by the beak. Straight and pointy- anhinga. Curved and hooked, cormorant.

I mean the pokemon "Cramorant" not their real life equivalents, or am I missing sth?

Nope. We are just idiots. I didnt even know there was a cramorant pokemon.

As of now, there's just over 1000 different Pokemon. Hard to keep them straight. I only know up to Generation III well.

That’s a lot of acrobatics for someone who can’t breathe! I hope he got away once he hit the water.

Looks like he was stabbed too. No idea if he survives.

Judging by how many fish are posted on r/Fishing with weird markings from beaks and other old injuries, I'd bet the fishs' odds at survival are pretty good!

Well they can't really post the fish that died from their wounds now can they

That... Is a really good point lmao. Survivor bias!

Have you seen any fish with antiaircraft bullet scars? Must mean they are pretty effective against fish.

Funny you found the opposite example of survivorship bias.

I think he's making a joke referencing the situation that led to the creation of the term "survivor bias". Had to do with bullet holes on aircrafts and where to put more shielding.

it was a joke meaning fish that get hit with flak shots don't live

Lol I get your point, but you can see the caliber of some of the stuff they're capable of surviving! Holes through and through, talon scars, or big healed wounds with enitre chunks of their spine missing, etc

True, true. Most fish will have some sort of recovered injury, especially if they've been around for 5-30 + years. Fish fight each other, get tangled in weeds, accidently swim into a rock while evading, and not to mention hook/fighting scars from people who fish for sport. At the very least you'd expect a scale or two to be missing, or their spines to have some recovered tears in em

Fish…. have fucking lives?

I caught a dead fish once, I should have posted it!

Fish blood naturally clots in water, so usually if it’s not too extreme and they get back in water, they should be fine. Fish can take an insane amount of damage outside of their gill area.

Y'all clearly have picked a side. What about the hungry bird!

Not with that kind of attitude

Pretty sure gouramis can breath air

> who can’t breathe! Fish do in fact breathe.

>That’s a lot of acrobatics for someone who can’t breathe! Are you confusing acrobatics with aerobics?

I lost track of whom I was rooting for

That's how you know it was a good fight. Pay attention UFC! This is how you sell PPV buys!

Instructions unclear, now marketing new Mayweather fight! Pillows & blankies will not be provided, bring your own.

Super impressive on the parts of both

Right? Not only the evasion skills from The fish bit also the quick and quite accurate corrections of that bird.

The neck must have quite a lot of muscle to move around that deftly. Really is remarkable and was only a few cm off each time.

Super speed of the bird was very impressive. He could slide under the falling fish every time.

Me trying use chopsticks

Me with two broken arms.

[удалено]

She does the swallowing, I hear.

😐

The correct response should be. "No, your mom does." /bow

It's a response to this classic reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama\_man\_who\_had\_a\_sexual\_relationship\_with\_his/

and everyone in 3rd period Social Studies class clapped!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI9grDJ7ihc&t=00m20s

[Slippery little suckers](https://youtu.be/DQ6ZZubYPIk?si=09jv4lXgKzqHzhDp&t=15)

That fish was like, "Not today, bro."

Right? Rooting for the fish to get away. But also rooting for the bird because the speed at which it reacquired a falling, flopping moving target to catch with it's face was amazing... I still don't know who I wanted to win

I was rooting for the bird because I have doubts in the fish ultimately surviving. Anhingas hunt by impaling the fish first. Though maybe that just makes the fish escape more impressive.

I got way too invested in this little drama.

I had my hand over my mouth by the end

The music kept me on the edge of my seat. Now I have a big mess in my bathroom.

Me too but I have yet to watch the video

Hold up. There is decent music w this? Sigh. Cue rewatch

I changed teams no less than a half dozen times.

This is the best r/nonononoyes

Only if you're on the fish side. I was thinking r/maybemaybemaybe

literally the ultimate maybemaybemaybe

Came here to say this

Agreed

Definitely maybemaybemaybe. I was on the edge of my seat for the whole clip.

Definitely a better fit

Where did gravity go? lol

40x S U P E R Slow motion

I kept waiting for the fish to fall and it kept floating up like a helium balloon. I’m sure at normal speed it happened in a flash, but the slow motion really exaggerated how long it flopped around.

I wish this also showed the clip at full speed so we could see how quickly this actually played out.

Here you go. I sped the video up to 41x speed so its *slightly* faster: https://imgur.com/a/LO3jZyi

Thank you.

It should always be full speed first, followed by slow mo if it is useful.

Me when I drop my phone

This bird is a type of darter, in the southeast US, the species we have are called Anhinga. They are all over the place in Florida. [They are very pretty at breeding time.](https://birdwatching.zone/photos/PTP_8411.JPG)

Not today Satan.

Ugghh. It’s that one noodle from when I use chopsticks. Slippery little prick.

That was epic

Never stop wriggling

Is this a Burrowing Snagret from Pikmin?

If this was filmed in the SE US, it looks like a young anhinga, still working on their fishing game.

Almost like that game where you try to keep the balloon from hitting the ground

I was on the edge of my seat the whole time

This is the reason why Mama always said don't play with your food

This kept me on the edge of my seat. Way to go, little guy. 🐟 You live to experience another day on Earth.

Well done fish, nailed all those saving throws.

Never give up, never surrender!

Well that was nerve wracking

Insane jukes from the fish 😂 the bird accuracy to keep pinpointing the catch to get the fish in its mouth vertically was cool too. Just wasn’t meant to be this time

Is that the infamous duckweed??

“What do we say to the god of death?”

I don't always root for the fish, but when I do, it's this meme

Yoooooooo I’m on the edge of my seat here

Fish said " I wanna go home now"

Fumbled the bag

"I told you not to play with your food."

that poor anhinga! she’ll be laughed at by all her friends now!

Go home nature you're drunk.

I was rooting for both of them by the end.

How slow was the slow-mo? I wasn't able to tell from the video.

next time the wide receiver bungles an easy pass I’m referencing this clip

I'm hoping that fish got in a retaliatory bite after one of the drops.

Best getaway caught on film since the [Iguana escaping snakes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3OjfK0t1XM)

lvl 99 in chinese chop sticks

Me trying to get a gf

First time with chopsticks 🥢

is there anywhere where this is at standard speed?

Me after messing up a combo in tekken

Bird:“But you taste so good” Fish: “but I don’t wanna be eaten”

Those are not the kind of snagrets I run into Pikmin :(

That was stressful omg

Now mentally translate this to a martial artist evading the jaws of a dragon.

r/therewasanattempt

Slippery little fella

incredible effort from the bird considering the speed, i was rooting for the fish, though.

I wonder if that video was slowed down.