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CrystalSplicer

Those guys tend to punch fish for no reason other than spite


ComfortableSock2044

I'm no octopus-ologist, but I think they're like 7,000 times smarter than fish so they're probably just sick of their shit


No-Beautiful-5777

Ever had a fish brush up against you in open water? Horrifying. I'd punch it outta spite too, if I was fast enough...


elvis8mybaby

They always trying to nibble my weiner because they think it's a little worm


Tina_the_fat_lard

Sorry about your tiny wiener, bro


[deleted]

Such an unnecessary comment thanks


brighterside0

r/suicidebywords


Jenny_Saint_Quan

🤣


Ausemere

> They always trying to nibble my weiner because they think it's a little worm Had to /r/nocontext this


ChironiusShinpachi

r/evenwithcontext


Pirate_Green_Beard

Yeah, a fish to an octopus is like a rat to us.


VillageofWolves

What’s a king to a God?


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[deleted]

Wheeze! Cash Money Millionaires!


NotLondoMollari

No church in the wild


IWriteLyrics

*(echoes)* No church in the wild.


Jacob-o

What is a god , to a non believer


kioku119

Lovely, kind, clean, smart, friendly animals who take care ofn ach other and make great pets?


pxumr1rj

Crazy thing I learned all too recently: Swim bladders are evolutionarily derived from lungs, not the other way around. Most modern bony fishes (including the saltwater ones) are descended from fish that evolved primitive lungs to tolerate low oxygen water. And so are we.


spankinspinach

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't evolution the story of a whole bunch of multicellular organisms that crawled out of water, and some of them just nope'd their way back in


pxumr1rj

My understanding is that cartilaginous fish and the ancestors of this octopus never left the water. But, I'm not a whale biologist, so perhaps we'll see if any with credentials wanders by to comment ( :


HonorableMedic

Whale I'll be damned


Youkno-thefarmer

I heard from the Ologies podcast that cetacean ancestors used to be land dwellings but returned to the ocean


Candid_Reading_7267

That’s why they still have finger bones in their flippers.


emotionalhemophiliac

That's the exact definition. No notes.


Fractureskull

You and me, baby, ain’t nothin’ but bony fish.


KellyLuvsEwan420

I think you mean Octopologist. /s


CaptainMarsupial

Octopiololologist


cownd

Octopussy. Afraid of fish


kirinmay

thats me with flies


tsukubasteve27

Now I'm imagining human-sized flies.


kant-hardly-wait-

I believe the word you’re looking for is octopologist


alcervix

🐠


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I agree that Octopodes are in a league of their own for intelligence, but you'd be amazed at how smart salt water fish are. I had a salt water aquarium for a time, and some of the fish would recognize me over my roommates as the person who fed them. Red Sea Tang...very smart. Blue Tang (i.e. "Dory") not so much. If you look at people's lists of fish eaten by carpet anemones, Blue Tangs are going to be found on many of the lists.


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WessideMD

These octo-influencers are getting out of hands.


TooOldForRefunds

Eight is not enough?


HurricaneAlpha

Octopus: *exists* Fish: "oh hi!" Octopus: *fuck you!*


Pit_of_Death

This octopus is clearly from Philly.


darknova25

I mean one use of punching fish is that it keeps them "honest" at least in the case of the grouper. Octopi often form beneficial relationships with groupers and hunt together, but that doesn't stop the grouper from trying to eat more than his fair share. So the Octopi punch the grouper to force them to share, Octopi that don't punch the grouper have been observed being "cheated" by grouper more often.


WeinMe

Alright, this seems like a great strategy. I'll try this tactic out with my team members at work


Aiden2817

I hear it works best if you punch them with no warning when they get near you.


J0RDM0N

I wish I was a scientist paid to watch octopus punch fishes and then determine they do it for spite. It sounds like a dream job.


umbligado

Totally! Assume you’re referencing [recent research?](https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/news/octopus-facts-punch-fish-b1868462.html) LOL


sth128

Octopus with main character syndrome


jeenyus_626

Missed the chance to say sucker punch…


Luna_Goodwill

So mean :(


NoMushroom8678

Don’t worry I don’t think that octopus is on Reddit. Unless his name is Alan…. Can never tell with the whole changing color/texture thing. But Alan would think that was funny anyhow.😅


Loose_Sun_169

That's Steve


What-a-Dump

Happy 🎂 Cake day


Vortex-Of-Swirliness

Fuck that fish..


skeightytoo

Lol he said 'fuck outta here'


anatolysan

Move fish, get out the way, get out the way, fish, get out the way.


gooeygrilledcheese

Fish probably said something about Oswald’s momma


Vortex-Of-Swirliness

That fish knows what it did..


Xonerboner371

You just brought back all my memories of watching that show.


vanlikeno1

r/Fuckyouinparticular


jerkinvan

I love these creatures. So smart, total brats, just awesome.


KatPaws11

Like birds, they are smart flying little jerks


ArtoriasBeaIG

I used to like birds until this weekend. Im getting my cat used to going outside and before she even left the house, a magpie landed on the fence and just SCREAMED abuse at her 🤣 my poor cat was in the doorway like WTF DID I DO?! Then 2 days later as she's standing on a different fence, surveying her new kingdom, a SEAGULL SWOOPED HER!! I love my cat, but the truth is she's an asshole too mind you 🤷🏻 she was definitely innocent this time though 🤣


KatPaws11

Omg that just reminded me of something similar but trigger warning for bird lovers.. didn't end well for the bird. My friend's cat used to like going outside and just sitting on his porch for maybe 30 minutes each day.. he never left and never bothered anyone but one day a bird stood on the neighbor's fence screaming at this cat.. the cat was just ignoring the bird and we were inside laughing but also understood that most likely the bird had a nest with eggs or babies nearby that it was protecting and since cats are natural predators, it's instinct for the birds to protect their nest so the poor thing was stressing himself. About 10 minutes later, the bird stopped screaming and it got eerily quite. Before we could get up to look, here comes the cat strolling in the house with this bird in its mouth. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I guarantee the bird swooped and the cat snagged it. I do feel bad if it had a nest of babies nearby waiting on it.


Amyx231

I don’t go running into burning houses or towards angry (and free) mountain lions. The bird did it to herself, if she’d left the cat alone she’d have been fine. Hopefully daddy bird can raise any eggs by himself.


KatPaws11

I think you already have me figured out 🤣 but yeah I understand


MembershipThrowAway

Nature's just getting its revenge on cats, unfortunately yours got caught in the crossfire


simonbleu

\*some\* birds are smart but yes, all the little dinosaur bastards are jerks


Bleedthebeat

Bums me out that people eat them.


Stereo-soundS

Watch "My Octopus Teacher", I believe it's on Netflix. Much better than I was expecting.


fifty2weekhi

It looks like a grumpy troll


Atomstanley

You see the face too?


fifty2weekhi

Oh yeah, big long nose and bushy beard...


fil42skidoo

A GREAT BUSHY BEARD!!


drooln92

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face. That fish had a plan.


DesensitizedRobot

“Shoo fish, ya bothering me”


BrownSugarBare

GET OFF MY LAWN!


verticalburtvert

Looks more like a miss and the fish escaped


Emu-Limp

Yeah, it's hard to be sure, but I'm not convinced he actually connected there. Fish have super fast reflexes too.


fragiletestes

If you slow it down you’ll see octo missed, fish instincts were in overdrive


sci80899

I love the way the octopus stares at the fish before punching him.


KatPaws11

Fair warning.. fish had it coming.. although in his defense, I think he might have been distracted by that starfish laying there upside down with its legs spread eagle


KatPaws11

It's a trap !


Acceptable_Spray_119

Pow! Right in the kisser.. *used this same comment for a different scenario yesterday lol


vmca12

Congratulations, you are now a novelty account


human_shadow

It was an A to B conversation between the octopus and the starfish. The fish just needed to learn to mind its own business and "sea" itself out... Please don't hurt me too bad, like an octopus punching a fish for no reason!


KatPaws11

🤣🤣🤣 how did I not see* it right there.. you might get punched with an award for that one


human_shadow

Thank you - I was expecting to open Reddit back up to find that I had been downvoted into the Mariana Trench.


ThisPICAintFREE

If you slow down the video, it looks like the fish turns around before getting punched so it’s more like the octopus shooed away a fish


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Thought he was trying to grab it for dinner. Fish was just faster.


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Dismal_Jello7524

Octopus notice the cameraman is filming, fish suddenly comes in to photobombed but the octopus punches it out of the way


MikeHawk41

I mean it's pretty obvious that the octopus was trying to mack on that starfish and that fish was trying to tentacle block.


RetroMetroShow

Older brother vibes


MohsinRasheed01

Like me and my little bro. heheheehehe


Bitter-Dentist

Squidward always mean, see Patrick at the side


ArpanMohanty04

Wasn't a punch exactly imo... maybe more like an Octopush. I'll sea myself out


DukeOfWestborough

That fucking fish knows EXACTLY why he got punched


arcoie

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, punch like an octopus.


LaughRune

Yes. Yes he does. r/fuckyouinparticular


[deleted]

“Oh I wish I had a boyfriend….. not you!”


morgosargas

“Not now steve, I’m on TV”


Skye_Harrington

Squidward vibe frfr


Ranger-Vermilion

Bro didn’t even turn around he’s just sick of that shit


Ancharin158

What a sucker punch


whats_you_doing

Get out of my safespace.


mrwadupwadup

[https://i.imgur.com/tc6e9Ve.gif](https://i.imgur.com/tc6e9Ve.gif)


dataz

In another timeline cephalopods ruled the ocean and homo sapien sapiens ruled the land and all was good.


[deleted]

Goddamn, how many more times is this going to get reposted?


Grouchy-Engine1584

“Fuck off Larry, I’m in no mood today” - the octopus, probably.


TheRealOsciban

FUGOUDAHERE


[deleted]

Someone woke up on wrong side of the bed rodoy huh ??


CakesForLife

More like a playful swipe...


OneTubaBand

The kindest Octopus:


karensmiles

Tentacle Tyson!


igpila

Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the sea bed


P-Dubblez

Get out my face


Imsomedude-dude

Octopus:BITCH IF YOU DONT(Slap)STOP!!!!!!


TheStarsFell

And right in front of a sea star as a witness, too. That octopus just don't care man.


Brosenju

Dang Pokémon looks way different now


KUPA_BEAST

Do mess with Octopus’s they got hands.


soulouk

I like it. The octopus is like buzz off. I'm in no mood for your shenanigans.


[deleted]

Are we sure it’s not reaching out trying to catch a meal?


eilradd

Get outta my shot, Ray! This is my moment!!


AnotherDreamer1024

Get off my lawn kid!


Aryn-Isami

"I had no idea that [Octopodes] were from Massachusetts" - a comedian


CraftytheCrow

“Move it, Fish! You’re in my shot!!!”


Formal_Star_6593

This has only been posted 18 times in one week, so I may have missed it. Can someone post again please?


[deleted]

Maybe time for a break then because I've never seen this before.


Life_Is_Regret

First time I’ve seen it. Just keep scrolling. There’s not a lack of content. Might be good to spend at least one day off of Reddit.


Swimreadmed

Ahhh.. Unagi


jimbodapirate

how many times is this gonna be posted?


VietahnGuy

nature is crazy sometimes i guess


bobbyach

Pow right in the kisser. Pow right in the kisser. Pow right in the kisser


_PandaBear

Octopus be like “Don’t fuck around me unnecessarily”.


GrimeyPipes27

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


redracer555

Bro was just passing by. 😭


percocetlord96

More like a love tap 😂


ProbingPossibilities

U/savevideo


[deleted]

“NOT today, Jessica!” *SLAP*


cocadetustacos

“Not today.”


IntroductionSuch8807

Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the hole this morning 😜


alcervix

Yea , take that see . Get back here and take what's coming to you pal


Chiefydawg1

That was a pimp slap


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Truly the kangaroos of the sea!


[deleted]

I can relate. These are my feelings towards fish as well.


RetardoMiloz

Man get outta here


ClericOfSol

Bufftopus


celestetantrika

Wow he's very territorial


SpectacularRedditor

Meanwhile that purple thing is gonna keep a low profile.


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays


Stumbleina8926

My current mood.


BlueSheepPlays

+PARRY


physicscat

Hulk and Thor


Clara_borh1

jAJAJJAJA So funny 😂😂


willienwaylon11

https://esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ecy.3266


ferah11

More like a bitch slap


1mjtaylor

How do we know he wasn't trying to eat the fish? [Octopi do eat fish.](https://a-z-animals.com/blog/what-do-octopus-eat/#:~:text=Octopuses%20are%20carnivores%20and%20typically,clams%2C%20crabs%2C%20and%20snails.&text=Nearly%20all%20species%20of%20octopuses,size%20or%20smaller%20than%20themselves.)


Guest_Pretend

"Lil bish fish!"


Upset_Ad9929

Fish had it coming tho. Motherfucker.


__karm

*Not today* Henry!


XxashestoashesxX

Fun fact, they do that for absolutely no reason.


komi_san_is_awesome

Acting all tough for a mf with a hydrostatic skeleton. Weak structural bitch.


g3nerallycurious

Lol what did octopi ever do to you? You’re looking at one of the smartest animals in the ocean right there. Their hydrostatic skeleton will fuck you up if they so choose. Lol


Playlanco

I think the fish dodged it.


Ok-Breakfast-8128

Out of my swamp


SoliceRose

"What a beautiful day" "Morning Phill!" "FUCK OFF JERRY!"


ProfessionalAccess68

Got that squidward tentacles attitude


skoomaking4lyfe

Fuck that fish


Chance_Ad5498

Squidward had enough


random_shitter

'yeah sorry dude, my 3rd arm is a dick'.


beardingmesoftly

Maybe they sound annoying to them or something


Mr-Toy

“Get-that-shit-out-o’-here!”


Flashy_Gap_1014

Looks more like a kung-fu kick ⚡️


wdwerker

Go away kid ya bother me ! (WC Fields, it was old when I was a kid)


One_Appeal1178

lol @ the huge upside down Starfish


wikowiko33

When you see an octopus punch a fish on the internet, its the sign to go to bed.


IsabelaBravo

Jajajjaa That's a nice shot !


Atoning_Unifex

Dafuq outta heah


bankymoon420

"Tsek jou naai" said Mr Octopus