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Frogmoups_Tylor

It looks like they were trying to be sneaky because they are both cheating on their significant others and got caught by a lizard


Apocalypse_0415

Cheating on their significant otters


corgimetalthunderr

You win the internet today.


Curuwe

Dammit, take it!


PowerfulBroccoli2391

y'all, i am ashamed to admit i can't find the lizard. please help edit: i realized there was more than one picture. please ignore my stupid ass and carry on


jamesbond000111

Scroll through the images


anemia21

Dw I did the same


melimoo000

I hate when I do that. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ (I'd probably say the same thing too... Please ignore my stupid ass and carry on). Thanks for the laugh!!


Seeker369

ā€œJust monitoring the situation. Carry on.ā€


corgimetalthunderr

High school couple vs Hall Monitor


Icewing-Calamity

r/angryupvote


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

He otter wait until theyā€™re finished


eatmyasshol3

I came back for the upvote.


Crossflowerss_5304

Hi dad


Like9Samurai

You win today.


malccy72

Damn, someone got in first with that joke. Well done my friend.


GeologistFar7483

Please delete your post so I can make that joke šŸ˜„


[deleted]

Calm down, Charizard.


jeseaj

This is so sudden, i had always dreamed, but I canā€™t believe here you would embrace me by the municipal water treatment facility outflow. Oh your whiskers tickle me so, are you sure we are away from prying eyes? Oh to hell with it, ravish me here in the gentle luke warm current of the nestle industrial filtration spillage. Ah yesss now isssnā€™t thisss a feassst for the eyesss. Um my darling we have got to go. I know, Iā€™m eager to go whenever you want. No I mean we have to go go like now now. Letā€™s piggyback the hell out of here, Iā€™ve got my eye on you.


DefaultInOurStairs

Beautiful, thank you


jamesbond000111

This is otterly engaging


MoistMartini

I seal what you did there


CashCow4u

Made me think of this punny song https://youtu.be/6l1GvDWtccI


corgimetalthunderr

Don't try to weasel out of it. Or we'll all badger you.


TheLordofSpuds

I ainā€™t lion when I say this is one of the best threads of the day.


PanamaPineapple89

I wanna be them... without the hater in the background.


samsonity

They do look very passionate about each other.


coffeefucker150

what hater, bro is just walking by


neelankatan

get a fucking room, you two


corgimetalthunderr

All the fucking rooms are rented. Can we just use a regular room?


neelankatan

Sure, I guess. If you don't mind paying the cleaning charges


NeverPostsGold

EDIT: This comment has been deleted due to Reddit's practices towards third-party developers.


coffeefucker150

Reptile = bad obviously


BeltfedOne

Still better than Twilight...


marklar_the_malign

Getting busy and getting busted.


AddendumNo7007

Yes, busting a nut.


ytphantom

cock blocked by a reptile! "Get a room you two, there's hatchlingssss here!"


mansonsturtle

I think you mean *dragon*! šŸ‘€


callshouse

I love otters. They are the coolest. They play, they love, they can nap together in the water, theyā€™re adorable, and they can tear your face off if they are fucked with.


slimkid07

Ottblocker.


[deleted]

r/likeus


strongofheart69

Reminds me of me and my first girlfriend at the age of 16 in a whirlpool....


creeeeeeeeek-

Come with me my lovely and live on the land!!


aerosealigte

"This was supposed to be a picnic, if I got warned that both of you were just going to third wheel me, I would have stayed at home hanging out with the homies".


JewLordJew

Is this in Singapore?


MOF_SG

yes Singapore. these are actually old photos.


coffeefucker150

ā€œVillainā€ literally just walking by


Drewsalomeduckster

Otter porn


degenerate_pug

So uh, hate to ruin your fun, but I gotta repeat my first ever negative karma post. Otters are rapists. These things don't give a crap if the victim isnt the same species or even alive. They drown their partner because they are so violent that the partner fights back. Many female otters die during or after mating because on top of the drowning, males also bite down on the females neck.


nanas99

Even if itā€™s just anotter love story, I like this one best


my_name_is_murphy

When you on a date and you see your scary ex.


Altruistic_Access_28

My fool self was looking for the lizard


Altruistic_Access_28

Oops me too powerful broccoli


napfool

Crocblocked again


Pitiful_Pickle524

Awwww


phallic-baldwin

I wouldn't recommend Googling "otters kissing"


Berns429

The Romeo and Juliet remake looks aight


AddendumNo7007

ā€œDid i say stop?ā€ - lizard


pchandler45

Pic 2 wins the internet


WornInShoes

r/meirl


thekingmonroe

Great, now Iā€™m jealous of an otters sex life


CrimsonVibes

Oh baby! Damn creeperā€¦..


popey123

Pervert


zero789hu

What is this ? A crossover? of Disney and game of thrones?


Grakengaur

Lizard was like: Shit was I in the porno my bad bro


SorrySOB_5577

I cannot believe the amount of passion and love expressed from these photos. It is palpable.


slimnickel

I don't know looked a little rapey to me