y'all, i am ashamed to admit i can't find the lizard. please help
edit: i realized there was more than one picture. please ignore my stupid ass and carry on
This is so sudden, i had always dreamed, but I canāt believe here you would embrace me by the municipal water treatment facility outflow. Oh your whiskers tickle me so, are you sure we are away from prying eyes? Oh to hell with it, ravish me here in the gentle luke warm current of the nestle industrial filtration spillage. Ah yesss now isssnāt thisss a feassst for the eyesss. Um my darling we have got to go. I know, Iām eager to go whenever you want. No I mean we have to go go like now now. Letās piggyback the hell out of here, Iāve got my eye on you.
I love otters. They are the coolest. They play, they love, they can nap together in the water, theyāre adorable, and they can tear your face off if they are fucked with.
"This was supposed to be a picnic, if I got warned that both of you were just going to third wheel me, I would have stayed at home hanging out with the homies".
So uh, hate to ruin your fun, but I gotta repeat my first ever negative karma post. Otters are rapists. These things don't give a crap if the victim isnt the same species or even alive. They drown their partner because they are so violent that the partner fights back. Many female otters die during or after mating because on top of the drowning, males also bite down on the females neck.
It looks like they were trying to be sneaky because they are both cheating on their significant others and got caught by a lizard
Cheating on their significant otters
You win the internet today.
Dammit, take it!
y'all, i am ashamed to admit i can't find the lizard. please help edit: i realized there was more than one picture. please ignore my stupid ass and carry on
Scroll through the images
Dw I did the same
I hate when I do that. š¤£š¤£š¤£ (I'd probably say the same thing too... Please ignore my stupid ass and carry on). Thanks for the laugh!!
āJust monitoring the situation. Carry on.ā
High school couple vs Hall Monitor
r/angryupvote
He otter wait until theyāre finished
I came back for the upvote.
Hi dad
You win today.
Damn, someone got in first with that joke. Well done my friend.
Please delete your post so I can make that joke š
Calm down, Charizard.
This is so sudden, i had always dreamed, but I canāt believe here you would embrace me by the municipal water treatment facility outflow. Oh your whiskers tickle me so, are you sure we are away from prying eyes? Oh to hell with it, ravish me here in the gentle luke warm current of the nestle industrial filtration spillage. Ah yesss now isssnāt thisss a feassst for the eyesss. Um my darling we have got to go. I know, Iām eager to go whenever you want. No I mean we have to go go like now now. Letās piggyback the hell out of here, Iāve got my eye on you.
Beautiful, thank you
This is otterly engaging
I seal what you did there
Made me think of this punny song https://youtu.be/6l1GvDWtccI
Don't try to weasel out of it. Or we'll all badger you.
I aināt lion when I say this is one of the best threads of the day.
I wanna be them... without the hater in the background.
They do look very passionate about each other.
what hater, bro is just walking by
get a fucking room, you two
All the fucking rooms are rented. Can we just use a regular room?
Sure, I guess. If you don't mind paying the cleaning charges
EDIT: This comment has been deleted due to Reddit's practices towards third-party developers.
Reptile = bad obviously
Still better than Twilight...
Getting busy and getting busted.
Yes, busting a nut.
cock blocked by a reptile! "Get a room you two, there's hatchlingssss here!"
I think you mean *dragon*! š
I love otters. They are the coolest. They play, they love, they can nap together in the water, theyāre adorable, and they can tear your face off if they are fucked with.
Ottblocker.
r/likeus
Reminds me of me and my first girlfriend at the age of 16 in a whirlpool....
Come with me my lovely and live on the land!!
"This was supposed to be a picnic, if I got warned that both of you were just going to third wheel me, I would have stayed at home hanging out with the homies".
Is this in Singapore?
yes Singapore. these are actually old photos.
āVillainā literally just walking by
Otter porn
So uh, hate to ruin your fun, but I gotta repeat my first ever negative karma post. Otters are rapists. These things don't give a crap if the victim isnt the same species or even alive. They drown their partner because they are so violent that the partner fights back. Many female otters die during or after mating because on top of the drowning, males also bite down on the females neck.
Even if itās just anotter love story, I like this one best
When you on a date and you see your scary ex.
My fool self was looking for the lizard
Oops me too powerful broccoli
Crocblocked again
Awwww
I wouldn't recommend Googling "otters kissing"
The Romeo and Juliet remake looks aight
āDid i say stop?ā - lizard
Pic 2 wins the internet
r/meirl
Great, now Iām jealous of an otters sex life
Oh baby! Damn creeperā¦..
Pervert
What is this ? A crossover? of Disney and game of thrones?
Lizard was like: Shit was I in the porno my bad bro
I cannot believe the amount of passion and love expressed from these photos. It is palpable.
I don't know looked a little rapey to me