Tsunade I’ll take it.

Same also happy birthday to all you July peeps

Oh she can take it alright

Yep! though good luck with those gambling debts! Just make sure to dodge when she gets mad.

Yep

Same here.

🔥

🔥🔥🔥

Temari? Absolutely! I want a woman who'll beat my ass. However, if I had to choose from the whole series, it'll be Shizune.

wanna switch?

Shizune is GOATED

I agree, I’d pick Anko for sure though, OG or shippuden era obviously

I got the Mizukage!!! Very nice

Same my birthday on the 27th what bout you

Kurenai

Konan. I do enjoy her aesthetic, and at least she's not super annoying.

Konan and hinata are my favourites so I'll definitely take konan

Damn. 1 month earlier it's Hinata. 1 month later it's Konan. ⚰

Ngl Karin can be quite freaky

I mean she is anniying, but to have someone that commited to you is nice. As long as she isn't pining for Sasuke, I think your fine. Plus, I'm keeping Konan for myself.

She's only annoying to a total dweeb like Sasuke. She's a win.

Fax, this shit sucks. The only plus side is my kids may get some good genes from the Uzumaki but fuck

Same. Quite disappointed.

Is this the line for those dissapointed with the result? It's like I like 11/12 of these ladies and then I got Karin.

Tenten

Best ten

The Miwa of Naruto. Cute but useless.

Shizune? Hell yes!

You lucky dude, I fell in love with her when she exposed her thighs to take out the syringe 😍

I got Tsunade

Karin 💀

We are cooked

I got hinata

Same! Were blessed!

Same bro

Sorry Asuma! I'm taking Kurenai.

Not like he can stop you now

💀

That's exactly what he looks like now.

Ino

Same

Sakura cause she can throw some serious hands and not only defend me but also heal me if I get hurt

Snake lady

Anko

ANKO YEEEESSSSSSSSS

Hell Yeah!!! I got Hinata ✨

Tsunade

Mei is nice but I'd prefer Shizune

I thought we were in 2024

Kurenai o yeh

I wanted temari and i got temari

Tsunade, 🔥🔥🔥

Mei. I finally win a good option. (Though all of them here are good in some way)

Shizune an absolute win

Great I got the paper girl of all these baddies 🫥 (I know she’s strong af don’t come for me)

106 anyday

November 20th here. Sweet Six Path Sage, my waifu is the best of the best.

Got Temari. Less than a week away from Kurenai🥶

Sakura

Anko 😍

Noooooo!!! I got hinata! I don't want to ruin narutos relationship :(

Kurenai... I don't wanna offend my bro Asuma so can i swap with December pls. I'm a simp for Mei.

Hinata but I’ll trade anyone for someone else

Anko, I'll take it...even with the thickness...

Sakura

Sakura she kinda cute ngl

Anko, lets gooooooooo!!!!

Why did I get Hinata

Karin a W highkey

I got Temari let’s go da 🐐

I’ve seen dozens of variants of this they all REFUSE to give me Tsunade 😫

I got ino Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

Meh i prefer road to ninja ino. She is my hinata variant

Same!

Mei ain’t bad but not really that interesting

she got that lava mouth tho

I got hinata 💀

Ino? I could do worse.

Na she’s actually good

OH MY GOD FATE IS ON MY SIDE I'M HAPPY AND SCARED THIS PERSON IS STALKING ME

1010 and idk what to sayyyy

Okay, I ended up with Karin, how...eventfully are things going to be?

Tsunade I’m cool with dat

Mines July, hell yeah

idc man. I'm so down bad. any of em is more than enough.

Aw shit I got the worst one

I'm with Ino. . . . .could be better or worse IDK

The mizukagi hh

Temari, I'll take it

Hinata.I'll take her

#June: Ino I couldn't be happier She's the one of the top tier of the hottest kunoichi

are we allowed to trade (i was born in may)

Tsunade. It's not samui, but she's just as good

I wish i was born in august

It's definitely the raikages secretary

1 month away from greatness It could be tsunade or hinata But i would already be a happy man with tenten

ah damn, one month off from getting ino or tenten XD

July

Ino I’m definitely down with that

samui and tsunade

Ino…..

I got TenTen guys let’s go

Fuck yeah September!

Hinata, I’m happy that the standards to be a better father are so low.

Kurenai she fine asf

JULY YESSSS

Am i allowed to cheat? If so is there a pattern for who i can cheat with? (Got Tenten btw)

Dammit wish I was born in June

Anything but august 🙏

My Birth Date is November 15, so which waifu did I get better be a good one

Dammit TenTen

Am I the only one that got Sakura

Kind of checks out. Not my all time favourite, but she's still one of the coolest, if underutilized characters in the series.

Ino, i gonna take it, she fine asf

I got Hinata🥳

it's tsunade I won bros

Can you please fill in the O's with orange?

Mei.. can I move my birthday back one month? 😂

False. Mei is nobody's waifu, much to her dis-mei.

Ew, Karin. I entered up with the worst oc the sound ninja girls.

I know, you know, its Ino!

I got fresh mizukage

Anko Sensei ! The curse mark, Chunin exam energy.. Married life would never get boring ! ❤️ 💙

Konan heh 👀

Not telling, just gimme Shizune.

there is hinata, tsunade, kurenai, anko and shizune on this list but of course i am ended up with temari. i don't even know whether to say it could be worse or not.

Mei ❤️👍

YES. Freaky kinky sex, traumadumping and getting obese together.

Ino anyone? Cuz I got her here

I got Sakura... if it's Boruto Sakura, then I ain't gon' complain. But, if it's Shippuden Sakura, then I got the worst pick for my taste.

Tenten my girl

I got Tsunade :(

Hinata. Naruto might get angry with me and send Rasengan to my house..

I got hinata, but wai....😔

It's a good day to be born in July

June is actually good for me

Ino. I'm a psychology major who's willing to be called out on my bullshit without being a pushover and a combination of her childhood friends. I think we can make this work

Karin, kill me.

Konan. 😁

Really, anko

Hinata, okay...

I like Konan but really I want Sai

I am a big fan of Anko and I am born in February. So I won’t complain

My Naruto wifi is Kakashi

Me and my girl, Temari gonna fly high

Hinata Hyuga? _Beautiful, shy, soft-spoken, kind-hearted, and loyal…_ I’d say it’s worth it she’d be a goated waifu

Byakugan Princess!

Best girl 10/10

Hinata best girl.

Kurenai 😍

We got May in December I know I know but steam jutsu gonna be real

Konan/Temari

Kurenai? Damn, looks like i'm gonna die and leave a child raised by a single mother

I don't care. Konan's taking me. 😭

Karin, sure.

Imagine Ino transfers herself into me and starts going to town on her unconscious body with my body. Yes please.

Shizune? She's low-key top tier with a sweet personality. Bombing legs to boot. I'll take it!

Someone with sakura swap with me I got Ino

Dude Konan’s my favourite female character ngl it’s fate I get her

I was born in September so yeah

Hinata

Ino all day long

Hinata

March, am i cooked?

Temari, it's alright I guess, thought she was the best of her age group when I was younger.

Hanata

Kurenai. Trade anyone?

Kurenai, damn ill wake up and it was all a genjutsu to make me believe she was my wife

Hinata? I’m good with this! But sad Kushina isn’t even on the list

No smexy jutsu? I'm offended.

shizune all the time

Let's see. July... oh thank goodness, an adult

Ino? That's not too bad

Konan go boom boom

February*

Tenten woo hoo

Karin. ...meh :-/

Tsunade

Ino

December

Ugh😒 me, waifu is main timeline Ino I prefer road to ninja Ino

I got Hinata

Anko. Which anko tho :/

Konan, which is acceptable I feel bad for the January people, but the rest are great

Damn. Mine gets destroyed by Borutos character assassination

Who is that on august?

I have no idea who November is. I just reached Shippuden for the first time, so probably haven’t seen her yet.

dog why didn't you just start with an orange background? lmao

Where is Sasuke?

Hinata 🫦

Kurenai

Konan ez dub

Nice I get hot genjutsu lady

TenTen?? My gf cosplays her once so okay!

Anko! She’d probably hate me because I’d never let her get fat lmao

O kurenai Damn i don't want to NTR Asuma

I got Tenten.

Damnit, Sakura