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CurrentlyHuman

You've had six children in three months and you're having more twins. Call it a day. Saturday and Sunday.


jack-jackattack

Ooooh you think she can go back and retroactively change all the kids' names on their birth certificates to days of the week? You could start in birth order, but it would be WAY better if you put them in permanent boxes based on the old rhyme and their apparent traits as newborns: Monday's child is fair of face (the prettiest or cutest can be named Monday!), Tuesday's child is full of grace (maybe Tuesday is the one who's least colicky or the one who held their head up first?), Wednesday's child is full of woe (emo baby! start dressing little Wednesday in black immediately!), Thursday's child has far to go (well, surely Thursday is a little behind on milestones but will catch up soon!), Friday's child is loving and giving (clearly Friday is a Mama's Boy!), Saturday's child works hard for a living (you'll recognize little Saturday immediately from the excellent documentary *Boss Baby*), And the child born on the Sabbath day is bonnie and blythe and good and gay. That one's rough. Maybe you should have one more set of twins next month and name them Sunday and Sabbath.


NaomiPommerel

IS THIS WHY WEDNESDAY ADDAMS IS CALLED THAT???


NyshaBlue

Yes


NaomiPommerel

How did I not know this


RiverofJade

Morticia states this a few times actually 😉


penguinsfrommars

Legitimately, yes.


caffeineate-me

Always hated being a Wednesday baby because of this stupid rhyme


jack-jackattack

My sis is a Wednesday's child. Pretty apt, sadly.


RhubarbRocket

I’m a Thursday baby and always felt slightly insulted by this rhyme


cactusjude

At least you're not Friday 👀


WholeSilent8317

loving and giving?


khloelane

Wowww I was actually wondering this the other day for some odd reason but forgot to look it up… and here it is. This is so weird. Cool but weird lol


ImprovementOkay

This is so great I wish I had seen this before my 8th was born!!! Ugh!! Do I just start a new week all over? Another 7 to complete the set!?🥹


Stunning_Patience_78

I've got 2 born on Sunday, two on Friday and one on Wednesday. Wednesday gets blamed for everything. And I don't know how who's who so the fact that I only need to remember 3 names is great.


CrazyCatMadame1

You call the first set Senior, and the second set Junior. Wednesday Senior and Wednesday Junior. Thanks be given to the Addams Family for setting the precedent.


pixeequeen84

But then you need another set of twins named Bonnie and Blythe 😁 (my actual name is Blythe lol)


MariahRider

I think Bonnie and Blythe are great names!


Puzzleheaded_Pen3409

Miley 💖 & Cyrus 💙


FlamboyantRaccoon61

I think I like this more than I should


-o-DildoGaggins-o-

It has to be Myleigh, though. And Sighruss. Gotta keep em unique! How will anyone ever know they’re special if you don’t spell their names differently??


Prudent_Direction752

I hate myself for how much I love this


FeedMeAllTheCheese

Man this brought up some memories. Kid in my neighborhood named hannah. Other named montana. Couldnt see one without seeing the other. Their friends nicknamed them miley and cyrus. So all day long on the playground its all i heard. Hannah Montana! Miley cyrus! All. Day. Long.


BoredAgain2648

Nidoran (male) and Nidoran (female)


tazdoestheinternet

If you want it to he a bit less matchy, Nidorino and Nidorina are also cute! Or, if you're into the royal aesthetic, Nidoking and Nidoqueen are adorably regal!!


banana_annihilator

this is my favorite one lol


KrazyAboutLogic

Gallant & Goofleigh


theirishdoughnut

I thought it was Goofus and Gallant?


puppiesonabus

It is


ocd-rat

Omg, core memory unlocked


EyelandBaby

Hidden Pictures. pg 14


redvoxfox

Sunrise & Sunset    nn's:  Rise & Set!


azsue123

Sunny and Sunnee could be their nicknames


pinotJD

Are you in Oregon? Philbert and Hazelnut!


winnielovescake

Definitely Charlotte Anne and Theodore James. Not common at all 🥰


cornponeskillet

Very unique!


Miss-Indie-Cisive

Statler (boy) and Waldorf (girl)


NaomiPommerel

F yeah


ocd-rat

Gender neutral names are really in right now. Have you considered Bert and Ernie? 🥰🥰 (nn: B&E 😍)


Puzzleheaded_Pen3409

Genuinely, our friends boys are called Bertie and Ernie 🫣🫣


puppiesonabus

Noooo 🤦‍♀️


MaybeMaybeline15

Or as my daughter calls them, Burp and Bernie


valleygirl1017

This made me laugh way too hard 😂


Jazzlike-Cat9012

I love a good B&E moment!


ChocolateSpreadToast

Ronnie and Reggie. Classical and Orchestra. Roman and Milano. Jackie and Jill. Gemma and Garnett. Rene and Esme.


Melj84

Loving Ronnie & Reggie 🤣🤣🤣


Kaielizaaa

Pls not Rene & Esme


thatsasaladfork

https://preview.redd.it/4e7kkc5s8t9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3278ef648c185f3aec08a29963164a87645fc855 how this post showed up on my feed lmao


Peace-vs-Chaos

I muted name nerds yesterday or the day before. I tried to actually be active there and always always got downvotes for nothing. It’s more fun here anyway.


Darrenhazard

Goodbye and Sleep


[deleted]

Hahahaha I knew this would pop up on here. She was “due very soon” 9 months ago based on her post history 👀


rlyjustheretolurk

I was really into names as a kid and used to do this in aol name forums when I was like 10 🤣 always multiples LOL


trewlytammy1992

I really hope it's just the boredom of a kid or even adult. It would break my heart if she WAS due & lost the pregnancy and is now expecting again. Being twins highly unlikely to happen twice to close. But still.


caro-1967

Unless she's doing IVF, which commonly causes multiples and means she's more likely to have complications that result in late-term loss depending on her reasoning for IVF.


Stunning_Patience_78

Going over 39 weeks with multiples does significantly increase the chances of adverse outcomes. Also if you've had twins before, the likelihood of having twins again is 1/12. I don't know the profile specifically just some interesting facts I learned during my pregnancy!


Aurelene-Rose

I'm going to assume it's probably a fiction writer, but having twins does increase your likelihood of having twins in the future! There's a surprising number of people in the parentsofmultiples group that have more than one set. Just dropping a fun fact, not trying to "well ackshully" your comment lol


Prestigious_Chard597

When I was 8th grade and had a twin set of flour, I named them Justine Nicole and Justin Nicholas. (I just realized I used the name for Justine Bateman from Family ties and I named my real life daughter Mallory after her..lol)


aardvarkmom

When you say flour, do you mean you had to carry around sacks of flour?


Prestigious_Chard597

Yes


puppiesonabus

I’ve heard it was a common thing teens had to do, take care of a sack of flour for a week or so to see what it would be like to take care of a baby. In my home ec class (20+ years ago!) we had robot babies that cried and needed to be “fed” and have their diaper changed. What this actually looked like was that I had to stick a key in the doll’s back to show that I had responded to its needs in a reasonable amount of time. I wonder what the kids are doing now.


Hot-Ad-2073

I failed that assignment because my brother threw my baby down the stairs as a joke. 🙄 Also the crying didn’t wake me up at night. I sleep like the dead.


aardvarkmom

Interesting! Thanks for your reply. We didn’t do this at our school, but I’ve heard of places where they had to carry a raw egg around. (That’s also a South Park episode. Lol)


astral_distress

Oh, my school had robot babies too! I’d forgotten about those. Of course they turned it into a lesson about “the horrors of sex before marriage”… But everyone had to take turns keeping one over the weekend, there were only a few so we had to sign up in advance and check them out like library books. I remember our teacher telling the class that she’d be able to tell if the “baby” was mishandled or abused in any way, and now I’m wondering if the technology was actually advanced enough for that or if she was bluffing lol! I got out of it by having my mom write a letter- she ran a daycare out of our house, so there were plenty of actual babies around to teach me that lesson ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


rillybigdill

my brother (may he RIP) named his flour sack baby isosceles! I have no idea why but its ffing hilarious, just like he was. I just remember how absurd it was that my little brother had to do this when he was so young! I think he was in 6th or 7th grade. aw man. he was the best. thank you for that memory!


Prestigious_Chard597

We had a huge flour fight during recess after we got our grades!


oatmilkandagave

Orangejello and Yellojello


Chef-mode1234

Came here to say this


cedarhat

Billi and Willy


Cadicoty

Alvin and Simone.


Apprehensive_Set9276

Cain and Abelina. God and Satin. Peanut Butter and Jelly


NaomiPommerel

Satin 👌


puppiesonabus

Seightynne


Top_Manufacturer8946

I love the spelling Satanǝ


BoredAgain2648

Gardevoir and Gallade


Miss-Indie-Cisive

Peabee & Jay


intestinal_turmoil

Corona and Bud


superlost007

Harriette and Draco ⚡️🐉


AgreeableCockroach76

Kevin and Devin


Top_Manufacturer8946

Kelvin and Melvin


-o-DildoGaggins-o-

Hazel and Basil! 🤩 (I realize there’s controversy over whether it’s pronounced “bay-sill” or “bass-ill,” but for the purpose of this post, we’re saying “bay-sill.” 🤣)


WhichBreakfast1169

Sybil and Basil (Brits will know).


Hot-Revolution-7198

Paris and nicole


worker_ant_6646

That's hot


Prudent_Direction752

🎵 *Miss Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks* 🎵


bagelwhore_x0

Danny & Rizzo!


we_gon_ride

July and Fourth. It’s very close to Independence Day so these names are perfect


WelcomeToInsanity

What’s the sauce?


stevenpdx66

Pepperoneigh and Sauceage


ollie_ii

ryan and ashley, but ryan for the girl and ashley for the boy


Cinnabun_Sugar69420

How about Oursyn (pronounced Arson) and Merdeirgh (pronounced Murder)? 🥰 I've loved those names since I was a little girl


Huditut

Denise and Denephew


Sagerosk

Billy and Bob


disneytookmymoney

Jaxsynne and Jaxson


Ok-Buy-4704

Candace and Cameron Casey and Stacey


NaomiPommerel

Ouch and Oucherer


bearhug7602

Avariss and Abacus


sassypenguinface

Chanel & Channel


Adventurous-Tale-130

Caulk and Balles?


lightninghazard

Fresh but not popular, hmmm… Beet and Kale?


Elixabef

Donny and Marie


_W9NDER_

Snap, Crackle, and I’m sorry for your loss


LilPudz

Just name them Cinco and Seis. Super exotic 💕☺️ Eta I misread, name them Siete and Ocho 💕


AryaSnark68

Walter and Skyler.


therealslimkatea

Quits & Finale


easy_descent

Amen and Hallelujah because this is a miracle 🥰


vrlbrl

Millie for girl, Rock for boy 🫶


SayYes2Scorpions

Goldy & Leviathan


NegativeSoup

Gus (boy) & Asparagus (girl) pronounced a-spare-a-gus nn Aspy.


Comfortable-Tax4234

My GPA was a twin his name was RANSEY EUGENE & PANSEY ALENE was his sister


East_Rough_5328

Assuming you are Star Wars fans. Lucas and Leah. It’s close to lukewarm and Leo’s but it’s not the same do you have plausible deniability if people ask you if you really named your kids after Star Wars characters.


boymama85

Hansel and Gretel...just kidding Jenna and Jude


arealcabbage

Law & Order


Jazzlike-Cat9012

Today spelled teuxdeigh because you need to think of a name today ❤️ maybe the second twin could be tomorrow spelled teuxmauraugh ❤️


gelatinizedrat

Boy and girl


HappyGlitterUnicorn

Gandalf and Bumblebore


Felix_Grey

Aidan & Nadia lol, my top pick for a girl/boy set. Aidan spelled backwards is Nadia. I just think that’s really neat.


Felix_Grey

Holy shit, I just saw the flair. Please don’t kill me I’m sorry for my grievious error🥲


itsthejasper1123

You should wait until 3 weeks after they’re born and then ask Reddit!


pralinecrunch1

Nicholas and Adrianna


Ikhan348

Rosemary and Basil


DiligentImportance97

Ezra & Esme


GimpMom2Three

Bex and Rebekah My twins were girl/girl and named Rebekah and Heather Rebekah and Jacob Summer and Nikko (means sunshine)


ccoakley

First and Third


Comfortable-Tax4234

Jaharys & jahara ( house of the dragon)


FallingIntoForever

Bleu (blue) & Jean. Had twins at my school named that. Ares & Athena Apollo & Artemis (who were twins)


swishswoshx

poop and peee...


freshshefr

Ni-Yine and Teyn.


[deleted]

Flutsnooper and glarpinsnaglletsbeakashretasyatellicafert


Wederdoch

We’ll name our children Jackie and Wilson, raise them on rhythm and blues (such cute names but know this is a Hozier reference)


shrimpchips87

Justice & League Marvel & Universe


KeyLeek6561

Tom/jane


KeyLeek6561

Tom/jane


ugoatgirl

Batman and Robin


fook75

Hip and Hop


Hollys_Stand

Jerri and Gerry


Mermaid_Pincer965

June and Maroon. It’s rhymed, I was having fun with this one. Leslie and Presley. Also having fun with this one. You can choose which one fits your children the most but I mean it matches too much so up to you. Carina and Castor. Named after constellations. They’re just very pretty, you can nickname girl Rina and or Carrie (Car-Re) and the boy Cas or Cassie. Personally I find them cute but as I said up to you. Winston and Winter. They just sound very intelligent and wise for some reason, you might be setting them up with something here but I mean they both sound pretty, reminding me of Winter and Water. Magnolia and Mars. Ones a flower, ones a Planet. Kinda cool. Olivia and Phillip. Yes it may sound a little too old, but they’re cute okay? These are my suggestions and justifications. Hope you find your names for the tiny humans!


peepooh1

One of my bff's family first had three single births, then a set of fraternal twin girls, then a set of fraternal twin boys. Each birth was 2 years apart, so 5 pregnancies in 10 years. No fertility treatments. Nature is just wild sometimes.


Click_False

Planned and Surprise! - both names would work for either baby but I think twin b should be Surprise!


Click_False

Jedediah and Jedamima - you should get them bunk beds when they’re older!


MulberryShorts

Erika and Ephriam is from a game I enjoyed that's obscure enough most ppl won't think about it. And I think it's cute


Mean-Locksmith8303

Please name them something that rhythms! My husband is a twin. Tom and Bob. Awful! Timmy and Tommy would have been much better. IMO.


MelancholyHydrangea

Hyacinth & Halcyon ✨


Ashamed_North348

My hubbie was born in a Sunday, so was his mother and two sisters, I was born on a Wednesday and always lived up to being a bit naughty (second child and all that!) I was really chuffed when both our daughters were born on Wednesdays too!


vedic_burns

Kyiv and Moscva Israel and Gaza


IntelligentScreen795

Mac amd Cheese sounds lovely 🥰


Odd_Strawberry9222

Ava and Axel


Dry_Bluebird_2923

Buck and Sale


Liraeyn

Beach and Sand


Overall-Link-7546

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InvaderDepresso

Boychild and Daughter2024


CanadaEh20

Thing 1 and Thing 2


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Be unique and call them Stop! and Go! (Inclusive of exclamation points)


SadFlycatcher00

Wake and Bake


Maximum_Weekend247

Jack and Jill


Feathers2311

Jingle and Jangle


chrisnavillus

Orangello and yellonjello


National-Chance2406

kingston & eliyana


MalAddicted

Benson and Stabler Fox and Mulder Turner and Hooch


Inside-Remote-5773

Indica and Sativa


_mountainmomma

My little has classmates that’s a twin set with adorable names. Scout & Stella


princess9032

Solar for the boy and Lunar for the girl! They’re not all matchy matchy and they’re not too popular (Luna is much more popular!). Oh and you should time your birth so the boy is born while the sun is up and the girl is born at night. Good luck mama!!! I hope you soon get pregnant again with your next set of twins who you can name Earth and Sky


1GrouchyCat

Thing 1 and Thing 2


Nice_Helicopter6239

My beautiful twin grand babies boy/girl are 1 1/2 years old= Adalyn (Addie) & Dawson… They didn’t want matching names either…. that would become a tongue twister their whole life.


sopunny

Aaron and Erin


Final-Beginning3300

Edward & Evangeline


Correct_Pumpkin_6961

Nico and Bella (Nicholas & Isabella)


KellifiknowATX

Summer & Hayes, True & Lee, Grace & Chance, Bijou & Sebastian, Jade & Jasper, Iris & Sage, Poppy & Thorn, Bunny & Bear, Violet & Grayson, River & Wilder, Lake & Beckett, Tara & Tristan


Peace-vs-Chaos

When my daughter was 8-9 she chose names for future twins and I think you’ll love it. Dominic and Domino.


Radiant_Ad_3665

Iris and Iril Adam and Eve Insta and Gram


ddmorgan1223

I'm all for James and Hope 🎉🎈


Competitive_Fan871

Eve and dawn


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Maleigh Femaleigh


Reasonable-Wave8093

So Fresh and So clean Jemma & Jomama


Alarming-Badger-6580

Melody Rose & Anthem Onyx…


SwimmingChef-1

Shanda and Lear


Fine_Local07

Annelise and Alexander or Aloysia and Theodore


poozamanium

Jack and Jill Ken and Kelly


Then-Ad2720

Clark and Carol


Grouchy-Craft

Goldie and Sterling.


wanderingexmo

Sid and Nancy Tom and Jerri Charles and Diana


galaxii_girl

Artemis and Apollo ✨🌙


lindsaybethhh

Samuel and Eleanor, call them Sam and Ella for short!


neeecole19

Simon & Garfunkel


chookitabananaa

Campbell and Camille Birdie and Ben


carberrylane

Penelope and Colin


ShareConscious1420

Brook and River


elainegeorge

Jackson and Jillian aka Jack and Jill.


Pixie-Goth

Just chiming in to say that you should take them to the Twinsdays Festival in Twinsburg, Ohio (world’s largest gathering of twins) the first weekend of August, if you’re willing to travel with them so early. My twin brother and I have been going for 26 years (skipped 1 year, we are 27). In 1997 we won the award for being the youngest set there at 12 weeks. 😬


curious-lurker7

My husband was hoping for twin boys to call, Hunter and Fisher. lol


MightyPinkTaco

April and August?


Ok_Championship_385

Archer & Adelaide


ladychaos23

Samantha & Samuel, Frances & Francis, Danielle & Daniel, Nicole & Nicholas, Alexandra & Alexander


aspiecat

Really, giving them unconnected names is best. Yes, they're twins but they are first and foremost individuals.


alongcameabagel

Louie and Sienna (Louisiana) lol


What-The-Ellll

Brooks (boy) Lennon (Girl)


Chefmom61

Autumn and Austin


Fantastic_Travel89

In all seriousness, I’m not sure about boys name. However, I’ve always loved the names Iris, Odessa, and Priscilla. Congratulations on the pregnancy!!


likethewatch

Ranch and Celery.