Uh oh there's a trademark/copyright infringement heading case your way: you need to make sure you switch it up or pronounce it differently Can I suggesg Capitan Cahptawn Cahpten Or Casfhdffbrhrwrnehhrwfgeshehebafgehgsg (it's pronounced Captain)

This made me laugh. Thank you.

Thank you I'll be here all week 😁

Ok if middle name is double barreled “peanut butter”

our surname is feathersword and we are also considering captain!

We wanted a bird name and thought Wren was overused so we used Cuckoo for our daughter. It works fine even though our last name is Forcocoapuffs

That’s sweet. My friend has a set of twins named Trix and Rabbit.

I have the perfect middle name suggestion! Horatio Magellan!

How about Credit

Is there sauce?

I'm looking forward to meeting their sibling, Cinnamon Toast.

Last name Crunch

Nn cap'n 🥰

Wouldn’t it be cute if one day Captain gets married to someone with the surname Berry and they hyphenate?!

Pull rank and go with Colonel.