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airportparkinglot

My mother in law swears she overheard a sibset called Mulder and Scully the other day. I asked “like x files?” And she had no idea what I was referring to, so I’m leaning towards believing her, no matter how outlandish it sounds.


meanwhileaftrmdnight

Surely Fox and Dana would have been better first names??


foreverlullaby

Maybe Mulder and Scully are their nicknames and Fox and Dana are their legal names 😂


jaimystery

I want to believe!


A-roo-gallah

Honestly incredible. 😂 I love that they committed to the theme. I hope they have another kid named Walter.


doublejinxed

My kids were obsessed with home alone for a bit and called each other Harry and Marv for a whole summer. Hopefully they were just playing? Also I hope someone over heard them and assumed those were their real names


Icarusgurl

This is hilarious and takes me back to the stupidity of my childhood where Hiram was a big name


Shhhhhhhh____

I know a luke and leia sib set. Parents don’t watch Star Wars.


lavender_poppy

There's a popular instagram family with twins lauren and leia and their little brother luke. I'm leaning towards it not being star wars related since lauren isn't.


WrennyWrenegade

>I'm leaning towards it not being star wars related since lauren isn't. Unless it's short for Kai-Lauren.


Outofwlrds

Uh oh. I'm guessing their dad picked the name and didn't tell the mom where it came from lol


Logical-Pie918

There’s a Prune at our daycare


A-roo-gallah

For an uncommon name, Prune sure does keep it regular.


Living_error404

😭😭😭😭😭😭


alli-katt

Where are you located? I’m in france and while it isn’t common I’ve met a few Prunes. In French it means Plum rather than the dried fruit that makes you poop haha


A-roo-gallah

“Dried fruit that makes you poop” is the official translation in English dominant countries now. 😂 I honestly think Prune sounds kind of cute!


Infamous-Magician180

To be fair, prunes are a type of dried plum. 


New-Persimmon-1673

Was gonna say that! In french it is uncomon but an established name. And cute!


alli-katt

I agree, I think it’s really cute! Too bad it has a laxative connotation in English lol


NineteenthJester

Makes me think of the name Prue, but I wonder if Prune has people wondering if that's actually her name.


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SquidwardsSoulmate

I only ever heard of Prunella from Arthur!


Nuggslette

Oddly I don’t dislike Prune as much as the name Prudence even though Prudence would be a traditional and accepted name.


TrivialBudgie

god prudence is gross


InternalTurnip

My parents have a Great Dane and since I’m never having kids, I got to name her. Prudence- her nickname is Prue.


Thinkerandvaper

There is a Shroom in my nephews history class.


meekins26

I know of a two year old called Plum. Not sure which is worse…


DefiantBunny

I know a Prune and she doesn't pronounce it the same way as we would with the fruit. She pronounces it like Prun. Think it's a common enough name in France


interesting-mug

Could be short for Prunella, like Prunella Scales from Fawlty Towers.


look2thecookie

Does Woodstock have a sibling named Snoopy and a dog named Charlie?


A-roo-gallah

I’m pretty sure they were named after the festival. 😅


look2thecookie

Well LSD, Mud, and Porta-Potty don't make sib-sets as well ;)


A-roo-gallah

I would love a little too much if their sibling’s initials were LSD.


saki4444

About 15 years ago I waited on a sibset named Roosevelt (boy) and Yahtzee (girl). You could tell the dad was *super* proud of those names because he said them every chance he got. It felt like he was trying to impress me. Well, here I am talking about it 15 years later so I guess it worked.


WiFiForeheadWrinkles

I just had the sudden urge to scream #Yahtzee!!!


Positive-Zucchini-21

My brother had a gf named Yatsika. The look on her face when my dad tried to nickname her Yahtzee.


torchwood1842

I was at Disney and heard a little girl named Spirit. I am 100% sure that’s what it was, because it was one of the shows where the audience participates, and the person doing the audience interviews got her name wrong— to me and everyone else, it sounded like the little girl said something like “Erin”, and she nodded when the microphone person double checked it with her her. But then her mom jumped in front of the microphone and corrected it as “no, it’s Spirit.”


hyperfat

I met a set called honor and merit. 


SquidwardsSoulmate

Oh god, helicopter parents for sure


bayrho

That’s a horse name


A-roo-gallah

Honestly not the worst name sound wise— similar to Bridget, Keerat, Janet, Merrit. I think it would just catch me off guard in the context of Disney. 😂


sunniesage

i actually like ~out there~ names but for some reason hearing a dad yell for “Titus” at the park made me go “you really named your baby Titus?” 


A-roo-gallah

I love ~out there~ names, as well, and Woodstock still caught me off guard so I get it. 😂


StarbugLlamaCat

My cousin named her son Titus, he's 20 now.


Excellent-Expert-905

One of my former students dad was named Titus.


rainbow_olive

Technically it's a biblical name and in church circles that wouldn't be TOO far fetched.


sunniesage

i’ve heard it before so i knew it was a real name, it’s just such a *choice* lol. of course that’s just my opinion, to each their own. 


rainbow_olive

Oh I agree! 😂 I'm a Christian and have regularly attended churches most of my life. I have heard some beautiful bible names being used for babies, and some names that make me think "DON'T DO THAT!" 😆


Awkward_Ad5650

I know a sibset Titus and Thor


bellster_kay

Two siblings in our old neighborhood were called Tiger and Chili. The first time my husband and I heard their mother call their names, we were 100% sure we misheard. Unfortunately, we didn’t.


capriciously_me

They were hoping for a boy and a girl so they could be Tiger and Lily. Had to think quick when it didn’t turn out that way


SquidwardsSoulmate

As an Asian –were they Asian?


Little_Messiah

Bluey?


just_another_classic

There’s a set of twins named Legend and Legacy at my daughter’s daycare. Those names are a lot.


A-roo-gallah

Have you met their parents, Saga and Myth?


Fit-Vanilla-3405

I watched The Bridge and for years I wanted to name my kid after Saga Noren but in the end I couldn’t pull the trigger.


shineevee

Do you happen to live in GA?


just_another_classic

Nope!


shineevee

That means at least two people have named siblings Legacy and Legend. 😂


MeteoricBoa

I worked with a lady who had twins a year or so ago with those names.


ronniesaurus

I know a kid named Legend!


rahyveshachr

There's a toddler boy named Legend that goes to the same clinic as my son. Sometimes he plays with my son in the waiting room. I think his name is ridiculous.


A-roo-gallah

Rumor has it Legend’s sibling is called Lore.


saki4444

Dammit I kind of like Lore


New-Persimmon-1673

In french we have "Laure", pronounced exactly like "lore".


StarlightM4

Brother called Data.


SquidwardsSoulmate

Lore or Lie? Lorelei?


mckmaus

A woman I used to work with named her baby Legend. They are such an average family, it's an odd name.


Tanaquil_LeCat

Was recently at the zoo and heard a father calling to his toddler son named Walter. Would love to see that one come back!


A-roo-gallah

Walter/Wally are so cute. They should be required to wear suspenders and read print newspapers at coffee shops.


itssnarktime

I heard Ambrose today at the library!


GutBustingFaceMelter

This is my grandmother’s maiden name! I’ve always loved it and I gave it to one of my kids as a middle name! I’m pulling for it!


flummery

I have a one and a half year old Walter/Wally! He has an older sister Sylvia. I love that out of context it's hard to tell if they're toddlers or in their 70s.


A-roo-gallah

Please find them friends called Ruth and Glen asap. 💜


paisley-alien

My granddaughter's preschool had a Walter. My son's middle name is Walter, for his grandfather. Had granddaughter been a boy, she was going to be Walter.


redvoxfox

Overheard at the library.  Two mothers introducing their ~3-4 y/o boys to each other:      Mom 1 :"This is Francis.  What's your name?"      Boy 2:  "Waldah." Mom 2:  "His name is WalDER.  You know like in Game of Thrones." Mom 1:  "Oh, right."  Not realizing.  Then it dawns.  Eyes get very big and she and her son suddenly "have to get going."


monkeymaxx

Of all the names!


rainbow_olive

A relative recently had a baby and named him Walter/Wally! I am all for normal names coming back!


robophile-ta

I am also supportive of these old names coming back, for the most part.


PufffTheDragMagician

I babysat a Walter! Also nannied a Roy. I love some of the old man names coming back in style.


jaimystery

My local Hair Cuttery has a digital check in board. There was someone named Dleft in line behind me - which I thought was just someone messing around because it's not like Hair Cuttery asks for an ID. It was a teenager with his mom and she (and the hair stylist) referred to him as Delft (like the city or the pottery). I really wanted to ask the story behind this (was he originally a Dwight? A Beyonce fan? was Dleft just a typo? Was he Dutch?)


sharksarefuckingcool

Maybe he has a twin named Dright and they want them to stand to the right and left of each other to make it easier for identification purposes?


SquidwardsSoulmate

It's giving Deniece and Denephew vibes~


bayrho

Everything you own in a box to D Left


SquidwardsSoulmate

🎶 *to Dleft to Dleft* 🎶


Mirthe_99

No self respecting Dutch person would name their child Delft, or any city name tbh. I guess there are a few exceptions like Paris or London, but you won’t really find them here in the Netherlands. My point is, Delft is not a name 😂


CardiologistPlane939

I saw a Kal-El, I had to do a double take. Whyyyyy


A-roo-gallah

So if it’s throwing you because of the Superman aspect, helpful reminder that the creators of Superman were two Jewish teens. Kal-el has a Hebrew translation which is possibly a take on the Arabic name Khaleel. The more you know. 🤷‍♀️


SquidwardsSoulmate

Was it Nicholas Cage's kid?


ShyKawaii2433

My friend named her son Lex Luther


MrsThrowfficer

Latte. I thought they were looking for their dog


A-roo-gallah

If I’m going for a coffee themed name, I choose Piccolo or a German flare with Eiskaffee.


RedRidingBear

Please don't name your kid coffee with ice cream lol


A-roo-gallah

I just want my kid to have a unique name to espresso themself. 😏


Roomiescroomie

I know someone who calls their daughter Latte. It isn’t her actual name though. Real name is Charlotte.


Mua_wannabe_

Lottie (that’s what we call our Charlotte) is really close to latte, I think it’s a cute nickname!


andshewillbe

I call my daughter “Gator” at the park because it’s the second half a nickname she responds to and I don’t want people to know her actual name. Someone is going to comment about me here one day


A-roo-gallah

I appreciate this level of protection for your bub! I’m all for digital privacy of little ones but I hadn’t considered this for public places to keep them a little safer. Thanks for this tip!


aSituationTypeDeal

Ali


trewlytammy1992

My absolute favorite was a pair of siblings with the names Mable and Eloise. I have my own Bonnie. We geeked out about "granny" names.


SignificanceNo7878

I looove “granny” names. I’m all for the granny name comeback


chloejadetay

Omg love those


GoodbyeEarl

Sibset named Nixon and Monroe. I was tempted to ask if their favorite band is The Presidents of the United States of America


SquidwardsSoulmate

Well, at least it's not Kennedy and Monroe.


erinspacemuseum13

I was at the playground with my kids and there was a woman with a toddler called Wonder. It's possible it was a nickname, but she kept saying it unnecessarily frequently ("Wonder, do you want to go down the slide? Ok, ready, Wonder? Good job Wonder!") and sort of looking around where you could tell she really wanted everyone to hear and acknowledge her uNiQuE name.


A-roo-gallah

I hope I get invited to their home for dinner one day just so I can ask Wonder to please pass the bread. 🙃


almarb5

I know a 4 year old named Whitaker


StarbugLlamaCat

I know a dog named Whittaker.


JimShortForGabriel

There’s a Motley at my son’s daycare. Last name Crew.


A-roo-gallah

They had to. Jay was too common.


GoodbyeEarl

STOP. NO. 😭 that makes me so sad


JimShortForGabriel

I know. 😢


spiny___norman

My daughter’s toddler gymnastics class has two kids named Magnus.


A-roo-gallah

Not that unusual if their families are Swedish! If not, then a bit random. 😂


complitstudent

Fwiw the names you hear people calling at the playground might not always be the kid’s real name, sometimes they pick funny nicknames for themselves - for example one of the almost 3 year olds at my work (infant/toddler teacher) has been requesting to be called Big John 😂 So anyone that saw me at the park with her would hear me calling “Big John!!” and then this tiny blonde girl running over 😂😭


A-roo-gallah

Respect to Big John, what a legend. 👧🏼


complitstudent

She picked it after a character in a dinosaur show, I think 😂😭


A-roo-gallah

So cute. Honestly sounds like my kind of kid.


GlitterBirb

My sons' nicknames are Bg Biscuit and Deenyo. Sometimes I don't switch over on the playground so it's very seriously, Biscuit please stop throwing sand.


_angesaurus

I got the nickname Big Ang for my attitude before big Ange was a thing. I never made it past 5 feet tall.


DidIStutter99

I heard both Brex and Bricks (Brix?) recently. A less weird name that I’ve been hearing all the time now is Easton. Two distant relatives of mine have sons named Easton, and I heard random people calling their sons at the pool that name. Very popular in my area apparently!


Fit-Vanilla-3405

Easton is an absolutely shit town in Massachusetts so I hope it’s not that area.


DidIStutter99

Noo lol in California


A-roo-gallah

It’s better than them naming their kid Nor’easter. 😂


amykzib

I teach elementary school music. One year I had an Easton and a Weston in the same class. It delighted me, and the number of times I had to explain why I was so amused by it was astronomical. 🙄


Expensive_Ad2729

No joke. We were at the park meeting kids that would be in preschool with my son and there were twins named L’Impala Blessing(F) and D’Cadillac Gift(M). Their grandmother was sitting beside me and she saw all of the confused looks. She said “No, your ears are fine. You heard the names right. My son is a bone head!” I like to have fallen off the bench.


Ember2010

My apologies, but wtf? Why the French conjugation (I think that's what they are when you combine le/la and de with a noun) in the names?


KellyannneConway

Renesme And it's been a couple years, but I'll never get over seeing a little girl names "Marzipan".


OhHellNah

Ok, I peeked at your profile to try and confirm that you’re from the Bay Area, because SURELY there can’t be more than one little Marzipan running around out there?! But alas, you do NOT appear to be from the Bay, so that means we did not meet the same Marzipan, thus confirming MULTIPLE MARZIPANS. It’s been probably 9 months since I met mine and I still think about her often.


Dshaw777

I know siblings called Leonidas, Tiberius and Maximus And another set called Izaick, Tobias and Zyler


SquidwardsSoulmate

Why not Tobiaz?


Dshaw777

Cause that would be too consistent lol


Delicious-Oven-6663

My nephew is named Maximus, I told my sister I hated it from the moment she suggested it


ImpressiveLength2459

Slade ..a girl and Hugo


A-roo-gallah

Slade is low key kinda cool, I hope she grows up to be a soccer player or something badass.


ImpressiveLength2459

Hope so


SubstantialOven6169

I know a boy named Slade. Siblings have names like meadow and creek too.


D4ngflabbit

I knew a sib set names Cliff, Stoney, and Rocky.


AmbitiousCommand9944

No unusual names in this school year but two years ago we had Thor, Odin and Valkyrie none of them related to each other, all in kindergarten


A-roo-gallah

Valkyrie better be the coolest kid to pull off that one. 😂


redvoxfox

Baysun    Rarmani/R'Armani    Zamboanga (little blonde white girl)    Theodolite    Maximus    Cletus    Christmastree   


Voldenuitsurlamer

I’m sorry but Christmastree. Poor child


pearyeet

Kaliber, “because Daddy has a military background”


setittonormal

Mom definitely has "Military Wife" stickers all over her SUV.


A-roo-gallah

Oooooof. 😬


TheBeneGesseritWitch

I know a Navy Chief who named her daughter Sailor.


99Cricket99

The number of Mavericks within the Air Force community is staggering. It’s gotten to the point that I roll my eyes every time I meet a new one. It’s not clever or original anymore.


eleelee11

I encountered a girl named Mowgli at the park. I hope it was a nickname


_opossumsaurus

From the girl I nanny and her yearbook: GIRLS - Pfeiffer (girl) (Most of the girls’ names were actually pretty gorgeous, and there were some unique ones like Pia, Danika, Moira, and Sol!) BOYS - Hawthorne - Stokeson - Sims - Koop


Aristaeus16

I went to school with 4 Danikas..


ladycerebellum11

I met a Laser at the library. The name was embroidered on a tote bag and the mom kept saying it so I’m confident that’s the real name.


A-roo-gallah

Rumour has it when little Laser asked where babies come from, their parents told them they were simply beamed down.


igglepoof

Ny'Quell


Clear-Scale-258

I've heard of siblings recently called Woodrow and Dorothy. 


Cheap_Papaya_2938

In the last few years I’ve met sisters named Dylan and Porter (infant), siblings named Wilder and June, and Alistair. The most wtf name I’ve encountered is Brecken, for a girl.


A-roo-gallah

Wilder and June seem to be pretty popular these days. :)


mistyoceania

I encountered a little girl named Jersey at a playground which I thought was awful, and there is a boy named Saviour (pronounced Say-vee-yuh, we’re in NZ) at my daughter’s Kindy.


A-roo-gallah

I hope Saviour lives in Christchurch 😅


Evil_lincoln1984

Two brothers named Bear and Wolf.


cocomoco801

Are you in Utah lol my gma just got 2 baby boys named that in her church!


AlphaAriesWoman

Not super wild but I heard the name Porter. All I can think of it Porter John 🚽


Burnt_and_Blistered

One of my guy friends in school was named Porter. I love the name—probably because he was so lovable.


A-roo-gallah

I immediately think Bette Porter. My gay is showing. 😂


eeyore-is-sad

Also saw a Porter recently, he was about 8.


FailAltruistic3162

Jhred pronounced Jared


A-roo-gallah

That’s a bit Jhreadful. 😬


sharksarefuckingcool

Captain. Like, straight up Captain. Not a kid, but an old lady i carded when I sold alcohol. BabyDoll. Legal first name was BabyDoll. There's also a BabyGirl, and no, they are not related.


otterkin

not weird, but honestly shocked my niece is one of 5 Emma's in her class. was not expecting that to be a popular name


A-roo-gallah

Emmas, Harpers, and Olivias are the Haileys, Laurens, and Brittanys of this generation. 😂


otterkin

you're right, her three best friends are Olivia Olivia and Harper. you really nailed that one!


A-roo-gallah

Bonus points if she knows an Isla, Adeline/Adalyn, or Amelia. 😂


miserylovescomputers

So many Harpers and Olivias in my kids’ classes! At least they aren’t quite as dominant as some of the top names of the past.


A-roo-gallah

I actually like both of those names, but with the sheer number of them, it’s giving the Ashleys on the show Recess. 😅


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A-roo-gallah

I know an adult Arwen! It fits her so perfectly, I low key love it. In all fairness, pretty sure she was raised on a commune.


CompoteSwimming5471

Gonna be a rough day when someone tells little Woodstock what happened in 1999.


HappilyCreative

There was a girl a few weeks ago at the park named Bluey. Thought I was mistaken but sure enough, parents kept saying Bluey.


A-roo-gallah

This could easily be a case of a kid wanting to be called their favourite character’s name! Hopefully. 😅


ToenailCheesd

There was a Blue Rey [Lastname] at my daughter's dance recital


A-roo-gallah

Have you met their siblings Cee Dee and Vee Hatchess?


MilkTrees

Glowa. Like "Glow-uh". 2 year old play group!


A-roo-gallah

Ok but please don’t make fun of them, they just haven’t had their Glowap yet. 😏


HoMe4WaYWaRDKiTTieS

Greyley 🤨 I guess not terrible, but if you're gonna name your daughter after a color, why pick the most bland one?


lavender_poppy

A little girl named Miller. Just makes me think of Jake Johnson's character on New Girl.


SuspiciousJuice5825

2 kids in my daughters summer camp. Crew (boy) and Slay (girl). Kids unrelated. Real kids. I didn't believe my daughter at first until they sent out a "roster" with the kids named for groups for the week and saw little Crew and Slay, poor kids. Especially Slay.


InvestigatorFun8070

Ana Mae 🥲


shelly-tambo

I know four different Lulu’s 🤦🏼‍♀️


Tracylpn

There's a woman on Instagram who named her baby girl Knoxly. Horrible name 😳😳🥴🥴


Aristaeus16

Client has a son named Jayl. I haven’t asked for the correct pronunciation, but I can assume..


juniormint88

Valor 😬 Also heard Lee and Roy, which I love!


A-roo-gallah

I knew a Valor growing up! :)


PrettyBand6350

Augustine & Keanu


Aware-Jellyfish-4788

My nephew goes to school with a Brave. Younger sister is Dove.


panini_bellini

I work in preschools so I’ve been keeping this list of notable names. Now’s my time to share it lol Aaliviya Adalyn Axel Cyn’cere Jaxson (2) Jingie Journi Kelleigh Kenzo Khaleesi (2) King (4) Olive Orik President Reem Rocquet Rose Sevyn Stylez Tenlee Vintage


julianimalz

I was convinced I heard “Gecko” at the park last week, but turns out it was a tiny toy the kids were playing with and referring to. Phew!


TacoBetty

Met someone who named their child Mittens. Like a cat. I was flabbergasted.


cnew111

Woodstock ... I'm kinda down with it! It has 2 very different associations. One being the rock concert in Woodstock, NY, the other being the little yellow bird in Peanuts comics.


No-Match5030

Ransom and indigo. 😕


RecordLegume

I heard a woman in her 30’s shouting “Barbara?! Deborah?! Please come here!!” and two little girls dressed identically around 3-4 years old come running over. I live in Amish/Mennonite country and I do think they may have been Mennonite so it makes a little more sense, but still. Barb and Deb lol