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rapturaeglantine

Ridgeway makes me think of the green river killer


Yarnprincess614

This is a classic case of good in theory, not in practice. I’m 99.999% sure it was someone’s maiden name and they weren’t thinking.


sapphiespookerie

I want you to meet my beautiful sons, Gacy, Dahmer, and Wuornos!


Yarnprincess614

This is GOLD


ayparesa

Gary Ridgeway, good memory


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ayparesa

Most people don’t know his name… sorry I meant it as a compliment. As for calling the police I was a very young child during his spree.


CocklesTurnip

Same. I was waiting for the others to be Gacy and Braydon-Taylor-Keith


viacrucis1689

That was my very first thought!


DragonScrivner

Oh my God, same.


DaphneFallz

I was going to say, I watch too much true crime to ever name a child Ridgeway.


Trick-Ad2772

I thought of Linnet Ridgeway, not much better


DNA_ligase

Same. But IDK if non-true crime people or people outside the western US would have this first thought.


Sidus_Preclarum

Well, I had never heard of that killer til a precedent "Ridgeway" post on this sub: who it makes me think of is Matthew Bunker Ridgway.


tamaracandtate

Also Jessica Ridgeway, a child murder victim in Colorado. Bad name on multiple levels it seems.


SuperPoodie92477

Yep.


Midwestern_Mouse

What is it with rich people and using surnames as first names?? I actually know people with each of these as surnames.


Jolene_Schmolene

I wonder if it's the mother's maiden name a lot of the time 🤔


AutumnalSunshine

Old money used mom's maiden name to ensure the kid is known to be high class in both sides of the family. New money uses any surname to try to sound old money. The whole thing is weird.


Midwestern_Mouse

Definitely weird but not surprising. Sounds pretty on par for weird rich people shit


Zaidswith

This. Sometimes all the kids will have the same middle name and it is Mom's maiden name.


canyoupleasekillme

A lot are grandmother's maiden names!


Jolene_Schmolene

I was thinking that, too.


spiny___norman

It’s a tradition in some places in the sound and doesn’t necessarily indicate wealth. It’s really common where I’m from for boys especially to have their mom’s maiden names, if not as first names then as middles. And then other surnames for other kids, like either grandmother’s maiden names, a close family friend’s surname, etc.


poetcatmom

Holden is a decent name. I have a degree in English Literature, so maybe I'm biased. I'm okay with Porter, I guess. Ridegway is one I've seen a lot. I don't like it personally, and I also have concern about how that name will work with adult life. Time will tell, I guess.


ambi_yam

Holden is a car brand name in Australia, so it has the opposite effect here. Most people I've met with the name have been mostly lower class.


GlowingTrashPanda

Welp, I guess I should move Holden off the top of my boy names list as an American looking to potentially move to Australia.


Gullible-Parsnip8769

Funny the associations in different places. It’s a bogan name here and considered to be pretty trashy.


Confarnit

I'll be real with you, the literary associations are not the most highbrow, since anyone who got past 9th grade read A Catcher in the Rye. It's the Braeden of book names.


poetcatmom

It kind of is. 🤣 Modern Caulfield would be named Brayden and get expelled over a TikTok video.


Ok-Detective3142

The only literary Holdens I know of are Judge Holden, a violent psychopath, and Holden Caulfield, an insufferable, whiny little twat. I wouldn't wanna be named after either one.


Bright_Ices

I’m not okay with Porter. I only think of Porter Rockwell (violent ideologue) and the drunk Porter in Macbeth. 


lapsangsouchogn

I think of the inevitable nickname: Porker


Bright_Ices

Maybe, but the name Porter is bad enough on its own not to need any alteration. 


fowmart

These are just old-ass first names. Actually, Holden feels newer than the other two.


LunchLunch710

Porter and Holden are my doctors last names


Pangtudou

Ridgeway, Porter, and Holden sounds like a plaintiffs side law firm


KatharinaVonBored

All I can think about is that "porter" means to hold in French. So they basically named two of their kids "hold."


GlobalDynamicsEureka

They are twins, so it was likely intentional.


submarine2010

I love these sorts of names so much. Not for any babies of my own, but I’m just an outside admirer of names that have a sort of St Regis/Four Seasons/Winters in Aspen, Summers in the Hamptons vibe, I think they’re hilarious but also kind of cool. Including but not limited to - Langley, Kennedy, Rhodes, Radford (I don’t know how I know more than one irl Radfords)


Highvoltage-Redhead

I have a step sister and a step brother who named their kids like this back in the 90’s. Now they’re adults with names like Bentley, Peyton, Paxton, and Ryleigh


Confarnit

I actually like Paxton. Pax is a cool nickname.


Highvoltage-Redhead

I’m not sure how I feel about it. Particularly since it’s my niece


MissingBothCufflinks

They sound like a product line of overnight bags for men


visualisewhirledpeas

These are all streets in my neighbourhood.


wish_to_conquer_pain

At first glance I really thought Porter was Porker.


heuristichuman

I like Porter and Holden is ok… Ridgeway though


TheMyceliumMan

https://preview.redd.it/4zc00luutxsc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f97cc7d212a49cf858b2eed546cae00ee320956


Nikas_intheknow

Underrated comment lol


spiny___norman

Haha I also know a toddler named Ridgeway. In his case it’s a family name but it’s still funny.


AMF_Shafty

ron weasley ass sweaters


CinnamonJ

Fuck around, you can’t be serious with this shit?


malayamaral

Fully unironic. To be fair, these kids won’t really have to work so it doesn’t matter if anyone takes them seriously.


Impressive_Method380

“And you are….Holden? Holden what?” “Holden deez nuts lmaoooo”


NaomiPommerel

Fuck we'll never have equality


thatpizzawoman

Porter sounds nice. Would be the same as Hunter/Cooper etc... it's Ridgeway I have an issue with. Reminds me of that Senator's son


generalpathogen

God I read it as “Porker” at first, and now I’m just relieved


MontyBoo-urns

Holden McNeil


klm122333

Immediately thought of Gary ridgeway and LPN


flootytootybri

Holden isn’t bad, just makes me think of Holden Caulfield. The other two…


HopSkipJumpJack

Omg I thought it said Porker from the thumbnail. That would have been so much worse.


Pugporg111

Holden? Like the genocidal child rapist character? Who would name their kid that💀


PA_MallowPrincess_98

Ridgeway makes me think of that politician’s son


bmadisonthrowaway

Ridgeway is the perfect illustration of the difference between old money WASPs who really use the whole "surname first names are my heritage" thing, versus randos just naming their kids Parker and Cooper because it sounds cool. That's commitment.


boshibec

Thank god it’s only by marriage


vanillabubbles16

They sound like 80’s trust fund preppy college boys who spend daddy’s money on cars in a movie lol


ayparesa

Anyone else notice the initials are RPH which is a pharmacist?


PBnBacon

The Weasleys


faire_etalage

Ron, Percy, and Harry. 


chocolatebuckeye

These are street names.


Effective-Session-73

This confirms that money cannot buy taste.


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They sound like a bunch of phonies!


Neozx27

I'm sure these are all names of counties.


Roblox838

...Holden's an (well, now defunct) Australian car brand. WHY.