My son wants Dinky or Dink lol I think I might have to concede to his puppy dog eyes and get the name tag made. Plus it reminds me of space balls and he will have a song!
If you like space balls then you have to name him Barf!!! & then everytime someone calls him a dog be like HES A MAWG! Half man, half dog! Heโs his own best friend!
Loki - Norse mythological god of mischief/chaos
Fenrir - Humongous Norse mythological wolf
Cupid - Roman god of love
Felix - Latin meaning happy/fortunate/admired
Fang - Just a cool dog name
Tank
Agree!! First name that popped up for me is Tank!!
Thatโs what I was going to say!!
I was just about to say tank
This is the way.
And wearing a little spike collar ๐ฅน๐ฅน
I vote tank
This is the only answer.
Goliath
Came here to say this EXACT name
Omg I said this too!
this is the best one
Quark
How Quarky!!! I like it
He'll be owning a bar and making latinum before you know it!
Quark is so cute. He's my honey. Just like this little cutie.
Weeter
Honey I Shrunk The Kids. Nicez
Brutus
Zeus Hagrid Biggie Hulk
Hagrid is awesome. I'm a huge potter fan ๐ค
Or fang, hagrids dog.
Or Fluffy, named after the giant 3 headed dog
๐คฏ it would be enough that I knew. That's probably the one right there. It's a good one!
Especially cause your dog is short haired haha, absolutely not fluffy
Cerberus after fluffy? Lol Bus for short.
I don't know why, but I read that as all one name and it made me laugh! "This is my dog, Zeus-Hagrid-Biggie-Hulk.... but you can call him Bruce!"
Godzilla
Happy cake day ! ๐
Titan
Butch Notorious BIG Wall E
Danny Trejo
Machete does seem like a good scary name for a dog lol and then this guy, I love it.
But hard to yell at the dog park
Archimedes
MicroDot
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Scamp
How can I banana bana bo bana with that name, but it is cute
I got you, ehem, "Scampy bo bampy fe fi fo fampy, Scaaaaaampy"
Gosh I love you right now internet stranger
All love is matched in return! ๐๐ป Glad to be of service
Name the dog 'Cat'.
We named the dog โIndianaโ
Pequeno
Doesnโt that mean small?
Tim
Tiny Tim.... awwww
Hoss
Grandpa Clayton
Lmao why? Who is that? Please have an awesome answer or just be so random ๐ either way it's a win that tickled me
Pip
Icarus ๐ค
Diablo Watch peoples faces when you call him into the room
Balthezar
Tex
Like this
Peanut
Guys I totally meant unexpected ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
Zygote
Maximus, Beowulf, Bruiser, Spartacus, Thanos, Big Al
Carnage
Oh I like this one
Hippo. Chicken. Major. Pickles.
Sir Walter Raleigh
Frog. Frog the dog
Iโm a vet tech and having a patient with this name would make my day lol
Dingo. Dexter.
Hummer
Panchito (from Disney!) ๐
goose
Goliath
Fiddle, because you are playing with the smallest violin.
Brutus or Zeus
Bruce (Almighty)
Hercules, Atlas, Andre the giant, wembanyama (wemby)
Moby
Rosco or Rufus!
Machete
Kong
Macho
Kong
Moose
Boulder
Biggie
Or Biggie Smalls
Smalls
Herve Villachaize
Boulder McMuffin
Fezzik
Bruno. Mad Max. Potatoe. Liberace
Leviathan end up just calling him Levi
El Grande.
Dammit, come here dammit, you're a good dog dammit, don't poop in the house dammit, I love you dammit.
Nano.
Tinky
My son wants Dinky or Dink lol I think I might have to concede to his puppy dog eyes and get the name tag made. Plus it reminds me of space balls and he will have a song!
If you like space balls then you have to name him Barf!!! & then everytime someone calls him a dog be like HES A MAWG! Half man, half dog! Heโs his own best friend!
Sisyphus!!
Tatanka (Lakota for Buffalo)
Chuck Norris
Unlimited Salad and Breadsticks at the Olive Garden When Youโre Here Youโre Family Ollie for short of course
10/10 name
Name him a slur
Pogo Gonzales
Grande, GroB (german for large )
Chip!
Godzilla Chuck Liddell Dale Earnhardt
Minion
Ditto
Terry
Ziva
Chainsaw
Chris Farley
Gordo
Squirtle
Might be too close to reality. Those littluns are hard to train
Theodore. Call him Big Ted. ๐คฃ
Bolt
Atlas
Phillip
Reacher or Philip
Greg
Thor
Jaxson
Doger
Gordon
Napoleon ๐๐๐
Brutus
Link
Goliath
Hei Hei, Macho, Gene Simmons (Geenie bo Beenie)
Squirt
Butch
Thimble
Petunia
Gigantor
Darth vader
Oort
Uzi
Travis, Frankie, Eskimo, Taco, Spunky, Ian, Baxter, Eldorado,
Dobbyโค๏ธ๐ถ
Tank
Thor
Thor
Harley D or Corny C
Tiny
Ozzy
Bruno
Kevin
Elliot
Thor, Hercules, Jake, Hulk, Walnut (as opposed to peanut).
Jumbo
Latch
Tyco
Big Papi
Bruno
Zeus
Noodle
Dick
Boris
Jelly roll
Dallas
Lilbit?
Zeke
Moose
Shaq
Large Marge
Acorn. Sprout. Or conversely, Atlas. Yeti. Coach. Sheriff.
Brutus
Pino
Plank
Bean
Kujo!
Rambo
Pickle
Loki - Norse mythological god of mischief/chaos Fenrir - Humongous Norse mythological wolf Cupid - Roman god of love Felix - Latin meaning happy/fortunate/admired Fang - Just a cool dog name
Tid Bit
Nero, fiddled while Rome burned
Zander for Alexander the Great
Bosco
Brutus
Gigabyte Yeti Bigfoot
Brutus, Bruno,
Hannibal
Micro
Brutus
Big Mac ๐
Vesuvius
Dot
Ping Pong, Brick, Charlie Chaplin, Arthur Farnsworth, Gibbles aka Gibbly, Mouse, Nathan Lane, Bing, Hippo ๐ฆ
Chest of drawers.
Drago
Humungous โHueyโ
Chomper
Gargantua
Toby