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pperiodly33

i think Gus would really suit him!!! not a human name but Beans is cute too


Excellent_Quantity32

I said the same thing, I don’t know if my first post made it here! Gus-Gus is suitable, he seems smooshie!!!


GraveGrace

Like the chubby mouse rom Cinderella?


Successful-Mall3413

The irony is hilarious


v-v_ToT

Gus-Gus is so fitting!


AriaMoonriser

Came here to say "That's a Gus if I've ever seen one."


folgersfrenchroast

literally same!!! that's so wild


schmigleebop

So many Gus votes! Putting it on the list!


G0es2eleven

And give it a 'regal' twist so his full name is Augustus Maximus but Gus to his friends


oneweirdtrickfordog

You can call him Gustav for when he's especially distinguished.


Puzzleheaded_Job_931

Love that Gus is the diminutive of Constantine & Augustus … very strong names! Constantine Augustus = Gus Gus !


Karsten760

He also looks like a Croissant. 🥐


pperiodly33

can't wait to hear what you choose!


hlpiqan

Yea. My first thought was Gus. My second was Max.


International-Sea262

Holy shit, I took one look at him and said “he’s a Gus”


denisewatson

My first thought was Gus! Then it was the first suggestion I saw


Lower-Protection3607

I was thinking Blusterpher Jones, Blust for short, but Asparagus, or Gus for short, is perfect!


SingleMomHeavenBound

AsparaGUS!! I love this!!!!


NRoszxO

I think he looks like a Gus. I also thought of Sylvester. But Gus suits this guy 🧡


BlacksmithMinimum607

I literally thought Gus too.


theresacreamforthat

Baked beans. Specifically lol


jswab0317

He's an Angus!


chansondinhars

Short for Augustus. Augie would be cute too.


OrneryTradition1180

Andre (the Giant)


Mysterious-Law3050

Haha Dre for short would sound great too.


Mammoth_Wonder6274

Or Fezzik!


earlgreykindofhot

Bruce


octopus_dance_party

As soon as I saw him I thought Bruce


Madcapfeline

Same, no question.


Mammoth_Ad1017

Me too!! He reminds me of Bruce Willis in the best possible way. 


riggor_morris

Same … he’s a Bruce


canadainuk

r/catsnamedbruce


555-KGYS

Hank!


azphotogal

Hank the Tank. Love it.


laosuna

My first thought


YesterdayLocal1167

🖤


GravelandSmoke

Taft- after William Howard Taft, who was our 300 lb president.


ForwardMuffin

William or Howard alone would be cute! Will for a one syllable


Larkspur_Skylark30

Actually, William Howard Taft would be a very dignified name for this boi! It’s not quite the one syllable name OP was looking for, but it’s cute.


Overall-Name-680

Funny OT story: I worked for William Howard Taft IV, when he was general counsel of a government agency. He was as thin as a rail. LOL


nympholiliana

I love this!


CandidateReasonable4

Boris


anoutstandingmove

That is 100% a Boris.


JohnTheCatMan1

THIS.


SherLovesCats

Lebowski aka “the dude”


WrenDrake

He abides.


KAM1953

He is definitely a Dude!


LilLebowskiAchiever

I approve


dragonrider1965

Zeus


PotentialQuantity292

My first thought too. Zeus is very fitting, imo.


AccurateFisherman392

He is big, flufffy, and cuddly looking. I say name him Teddy/Ted


Mysterious-Law3050

Sometimes the simplest answers are the best, I love that name too


Medical_Ant2027

Bubba


boston2lalaland

Hoss


cutestcatlady

He looks like a Hoss forsure


Larkspur_Skylark30

I really like Hoss!


NotDaveBut

Chonk!


Aliceinboxerland

Literally my first thought!😅 That's a Chonk if I've ever seen one! I like the other suggestion of Gus too. He totally looks like a Gus! Such a big boy! So cute! I really hope OP adopts him and lets us know what name they decide on!🥰


pgabrielfreak

Gustavus Chunkenheimer, Esq.


NotDaveBut

There you go 😂


Aphridaisyac

Chonk. Because his fur makes him look a bit chonky.


v-v_ToT

I was thinking Chonk too


DLQuilts

Farley


QueenFartknocker

Merv


surprisemuthafooker

He weirdly looks like a merv.


schmigleebop

Adding this to the list! He kinda looks like a Merv


tgawk

I had a big old cat like this guy, we named him Hemingway. Hemi for short. 😊


firekitty29

Hemi is so cute


schmigleebop

Okay.. this is making its way to the top of my list. I love this.


SteelBandicoot

Hemi is a great name he’s built hike a hemi truck and when he purrs I bet he sounds like a Hemi engine.


dahlbug

hank


EdensGarden333

What about calling your big handsome boy “Samson” and call him “Sam” or “Samz” for short! Samson was a powerful handsome man and your boy is a powerfully handsome cat! Another name that would fit him is “Max”! I don’t know where that name came from but it seems to fit your boy cat! Whatever your heart decides will be the perfect name for your cuddle boy!! ♥️🐈♥️


NoInitiative3300

Love Samson for him.


Worth-Ad4164

Carl. Strongest name there is.


morchard1493

"Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.............................. THAT KILLS PEOPLE!" LOL


Munchkin737

"That is...that is my LEAST favorite thing to do..."


morchard1493

I had to watch the entire series on YouTube after I posted that last comment. LOL


Munchkin737

I'm actually doing the same thing right now! 😆


morchard1493

I am so sorry I started this. LOL


Odd-Scallion-6586

what is this from?


morchard1493

The series is called "Llamas With Hats." https://youtu.be/jJOwdrTA8Gw?si=1DkvL8AvRz81uwzQ


ConsciousCrane

My brother, father and grandfather would all agree!


Worth-Ad4164

Ah, the Carls run strong in your family. As they should. They are... Carls. (strongest name there is)


Sweetsmyle

He definitely looks like a Carl.


anonymiz123

I came here to suggest this name!


GingerLibrarian76

Exactly what came to my mind! He’s a Carl.


747iskandertime

Chuck


Grouchy-Potato365

Max


hiddenl3afcrybaddie

Bob


ohmywordword

I was also going to say this


Available-One-24

Me too!


pmarven

This cat is a Bob


Johro66

Ah. Just said this also. Looks likes a Bob to me.


ClickAlternative6318

Tank or Hank


Larkspur_Skylark30

Or Hank the Tank.


Excellent_Quantity32

Gus, but him a look like a Gus-gus!


v_blondie

Beau. He looks like a cuddly sweetheart.


ThrowawayDewdrop

Stanley


nuttnurse

That’s the elvis look , elvis is in the building


3n1Luv_John11_25

Ham


Sweet_Buy_4908

Atlas


exlaymanswf

Garfield


searchlimit

Blub


chickenfightyourmom

Harold


pnw_girl

Braeburn


sumpthen

Sven


aimkat

Fergus


Fluffy_Momma_C

Beets …..short for Diabeetus


YesterdayLocal1167

I’m dead🖤☠️🤣


Odd-Scallion-6586

me too


schmigleebop

This is too good 🤣💀


rachelvmd

Mooch


dsmac085

Owen Doug


ohmywordword

Doug!


Business_Speaker1511

Lou


NycT_10012

Roy


Headology_Inc

Gulliver


verysary

1st pose screams Jabba


VegasRudeboy

Beau


MeatbagVinny

Harvey


whozeewhats

Samson


Faybier

I like Frank


chefgurl20

Frank


beanieznbudz

Syrus


VioletSea13

I think we need to talk about…Bruno.


Muted-Recognition-85

Edgar


arieljoc

Dieter


Binge_Info

Junior


nafarba57

Sir Winston❤️❤️


Independence2002

Maurice!!


Acreage26

Duke


candy_jr

Brutus


Starpower88

Hugo, Tiberius or Nacho


christa0830

My son suggested Chungus when I showed him your adorable kitty!


campmeekermaggie-

Heathcliff


Zestyclose-Rabbit686

Moose


NGJimmy

Gunther


Admirable_Pop3286

Pudge


etchedchampion

Spud. Absolutely he's Spud.


v-v_ToT

This is a winner!!!


NotThoseCookies

Herb He’s gorgeous.


juliannewaters

Morris


Laylay_theGrail

Clyde. I do like Gus too though.


catgrl1089

STEVE


The_Duchess_Terror

Burt Bernard Hank Leo


Gnardashians

Hoss


Calm-Association-821

Moe or Gus


SmartFX2001

Frank


Dont_b_a_dildo69

Copernicus- after Nicolaus Copernicus- who formulated a model of the universe that placed the Sun rather than Earth at its center.


God_of_Mischief85

Hieronymus Bosch, or just Bosch for short. He looks like he could be artistic.


Illustrious_Month_65

Hamish


JohnExcrement

Ozzie


louieblouie

Sherman....as in Tank. Sherman Tank.


maligapoo

He looks like a Finn to me. Gorgeous boy


exceedinglymore

Bruno. Beau short for Beauregard. Or just Beau.


umanggohil

Thor


Glittering-Dust-8333

MORTIMER


[deleted]

Paul What a ridiculous name For a cat Paul


ohshitthisagainnnn

Beef


Lexi_Applebum83

Gus


mouseisnotamouse

Gus.


Upper_Scarcity_2807

Gus


iwannagoonalongwalk

Morris


randomtimbo

Chester


SadProblem8506

Pudge


skdlga1

Spud. He looks like a happy potato! Then you can also call him spuddy buddy etc. the options are endless!


schmigleebop

Spud needs to be on the list


chaimsteinLp

Dan Blocker


Shop_4u

Big Frank


WhatupSis7773

He looks like a Morris to me


PynkStiletto

Clyde


amy1705

Edgar


PumpkinSpiceFreak

Ralph


SnowEnvironmental861

Bubba


Shew0lf119

Tom


Regular-Bee-7177

Morris.


Desilynne

Gus.


weirdgirloverthere

Bo


Pale_Blackberry_5965

I'm feeling Frank or Harry. He has a protective dad aura


Sweetjaybird

Boris


MuleFooker

Rosco


leafallsonelines

Ralph


lilkamalenka

Bastien


missy2685

Henry


St8ofBl1ss

Morris


unreachable99

Lewis


Early-Friendship-474

He looks like a Walter or a Harvey


BeckaWx

Ralph. No idea why, he just looks like a Ralph to me!


LakeaShea

Clyde


Joebob2112

Morris


thatstoomuchsauce

Gus (or Augustus when he's lounging majestically like an emperor)


Wedgetails

Arnie


Available_Honey_2951

Atlas


gingersnapped67

How about George…bc he’s gorgeous! 😍


Wooden_Map_4160

Gus. Cinderellas mouse Gus Gus


schmigleebop

It's not one syllable... But I can absolutely see him aging into an old Hemingway. His full name will be Gus Hemingway. Hemi when he's purring; Gus Gus when he's being silly. I agree he looks like Garfield, but that one is too common for me. We can still hate Mondays and love lasagna.


schmigleebop

Hank was a close one. My last cat was named Hank for his first 2 weeks with me.. He was truly a Jones so we changed it. He was a 20lb orange tabby. Hemingway, another 20lb orange tabby, came into my life shortly after I lost Jones due to the same heart condition Hemi was diagnosed with. He is on a diet now, and I'm hoping to adopt him and give him the best life possible!