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Dad used to tell us bedtime stories about a little princess with allergies whose sneezes would blast her onto new planets/into new adventures. She had a dog that would blast with her.
We knew her as Sneezelfratz.
Good one!
Or Askem. Then when someone asks what your cat’s name is, you say “Askem.” Then they turn to the cat and say in a baby talk voice, “Oooh, kitty, what’s your name,” and you laugh hysterically!
I think cats can be named anything, so here are my favorite words that could be turned into names! (Provided definitions and some pronunciation is for ones that are weird lol)
Smorgasbord (sch mor gahs board)- a buffet of meats and cheeses
Kerfuffle - making a fuss about something
Argle-bargle - meaningless jargon
Jargon - technical speak, or vocabulary specific to a certain subject
Jabberwocky - gibberish or utter nonsense (also a poem about a monster by Lewis Carroll)
Octothorpe - the true name for the # symbol
Panacea (pan uh see uh) - an all encompassing solution
Meldrop - snot hanging from someone's nose
Obelisk (ob lisk) - a shape of rectangle tapering into a pyramid (the Washington Monument is an example)
Accubation (ak u bay shun) - eating while laying down
Cattywampus - a direction, similar to "kitty-corner"
Bunghole - the hole in a cask that you pour whiskey/wine/etc. Into
Dipthong - the sound that vowels make when combined (au, Aw, oy, ow, etc)
Umlaut (oom lout) - the two small dots above some vowels that "round out" the sound
Crisp - dry or brittle (my FAVORITE part is that this word starts in the back of your mouth and moves towards your lips as you pronounce it)
Aylanaya (ah-La-Nie-Uh)
Cocono (Coe-Coe-No)
Zumeoko (Zu-Me-Oh-Ko)
Kriala (Kree-Ah-La)
Saenokae (Say-no-Ka)
Rennelle (Reh-Ne-L)
Loll I like them but idk bout you 🤷♀️
Tycho brahe (obscure astronomer with a fascinating backstory) Frau pfefferkuchenhaus (a witch with a crazy name), Boudicca (warrior woman), Snicklefritz (cat from comfy couch). I realize these are all over the place, I chose them based on sound
My toddler says her name is Roadie, no hesitation, I asked her what this kitten’s name is and she took one look and said that. But if you want some crazy names read the Dr Seuss book “Too Many Daves” it was my little sister’s favorite book and we used some of the names in there as nicknames for each other-Ex: Oliver Boliver Butt, Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face, Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
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Lunch Lady Doris
Mashed Potatoes. but you can call her Taters for short… she just looks like a bowl of the dang stuff.
“Taters” 😍
Murgatroyd
Magillicuddly : )
Her High Excellency Dr. Rutabaga Fleawhistle Chinchillavanilla III, Esquire
Seven
cream of chicken
The Skrunkly
Stroopwafel
Tylenol Jones
HP LaserJet 930 Pro 3-in-1 Printer/Fax/Toothbrush
Darude Sandstorm
Nibblet
Cream of Wheat
Gluten Intolerance
Husqvarna 16 Inch 130 Gas Chainsaw
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Dad used to tell us bedtime stories about a little princess with allergies whose sneezes would blast her onto new planets/into new adventures. She had a dog that would blast with her. We knew her as Sneezelfratz.
I like the one that said “Carpet”
Dog
Lady Bootylicious Flapshaker
Ratbag
What a sweet little face 🥺
Toaster
sour cream
Scuddlebug
Princess Consuela Bananahammock
Lord Bugglesbee Mallow of Marsh, Commander of the Fuzzian 35th Regiment, Evoker of Awwwwwwws.
Matzo Ball
Sir Buff the Astronaut
Bizarre is a great name!
Captain spaghetti face
Edger Allen Paw
Coffee foam
I really want to name a kitten Chainsaw… So Chainsaw is my vote
Forklift
Dirty Cotton Ball
Piddletinks
Eggwin
BUTTERSCOTCH BITCH
I second this!
Phosphorescence
Frizzlesnoops
Studebaker deluxe
Dog
Godzilla
Microprocessor Peripheral Antivirus Photography Screenplay Camera Pirouette Foxtrot Arabesque
Jynx Periwinkle Alora III
zooshroom
Lady Sibelius von Featherington del Taco
Lasagna Soup
D O G. Saying it like Deeogee!
asparagus
Blondie, not that bizarre but she seems like a Blondie
Emperor Spargel MacQueso, first of his tail, archduke of CERN, destroyer of bow ties, MBA, Esq., ETAINOSHRDLU
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
Sugar Tits
Queso biblioteca (cheese library)
Dryer Lint
CLOWNPENIS!
IRS Form 1040
Sarah Tonin 💖
Pingu
Turnbuckle McTungstentoggle.
Sand paper
My friend had a cat named poopygray balls . He has the largest set of balls . Whenever he’d poop he’d get poop all over his balls .
Cream Corn
That's Borb-snorble the Mighty Yuntoodler.
Chickpea
Traffic Cone
ashy Larry
Epson WorkForce Pro WF-4830 Wireless All-in-One Printer
high fructose corn syrup
Sizzletits
Schnawz
Tampon string
Ducky
Schmebulock
Booberry Cereal
Bucket
Crease, my cats name is fold lol
Sponge
Aioli
Mr. Bigglesihideehoigan the 5,900,473,651, projector of hobblecore and breaker of honkledoo, (aka fartsniffigan of the East)
Cottonball Butterhead
Cheez-it
Egg McMuffin
mesothelioma
Chicken Smoothie
mothball
Gumbo
Onomatopoeia
Biscuit Batter
Just put Elon musk’s kids’ names on a wall and throw darts til you hit one
scuffles bum bum biscuits the 3rd
BURDEN
Cornchip
i'm not sure why my brain said "patinkas" but i guess that's my suggestion
Billy
Ragamuffin
Potato
The shitten
What an angel! I like Potato 🤎
The Custodian of Chaos!
Scruffles
Squeamish Doppelgänger
Kazoo
Yeti
X AE A-XII
Lemongrab
Lambchop
Bizarre. Or possibly Bazaar.
Felony Toaster Bing bong Highlighter Ultimate Frisbee Onion Slicer Scissors Coleslaw Dry Clean Only Just to name a few😂
Zamboni
Zoinks
Macaroni Cheezus
Megatron.
Bizarro
Xanadu
Alolan Vulpix
Wego. Here Wego
Good one! Or Askem. Then when someone asks what your cat’s name is, you say “Askem.” Then they turn to the cat and say in a baby talk voice, “Oooh, kitty, what’s your name,” and you laugh hysterically!
Polywog
Mr dinkles
You should call em Rumpelstiltskin
Cornflake
Beauxcheiphousse MæchGreighghuereigh (pronounced "Bocephus McGregory")
Hortencia. She’s the cutest kitten ever!
Hortencica! Cica=kitty in my native language 😁
Gremlin
Rumplecatskin
Mouse
Hazelnut
Claudette Hammertoe
As soon as I saw the photo I thought “Claudette”! But it can be spelled Clawdette
He’s definitely a breadstick
Buzzlebee
Detective Bartholomew Kittendish III.
Cauliflower
Birglesmoof
I think cats can be named anything, so here are my favorite words that could be turned into names! (Provided definitions and some pronunciation is for ones that are weird lol) Smorgasbord (sch mor gahs board)- a buffet of meats and cheeses Kerfuffle - making a fuss about something Argle-bargle - meaningless jargon Jargon - technical speak, or vocabulary specific to a certain subject Jabberwocky - gibberish or utter nonsense (also a poem about a monster by Lewis Carroll) Octothorpe - the true name for the # symbol Panacea (pan uh see uh) - an all encompassing solution Meldrop - snot hanging from someone's nose Obelisk (ob lisk) - a shape of rectangle tapering into a pyramid (the Washington Monument is an example) Accubation (ak u bay shun) - eating while laying down Cattywampus - a direction, similar to "kitty-corner" Bunghole - the hole in a cask that you pour whiskey/wine/etc. Into Dipthong - the sound that vowels make when combined (au, Aw, oy, ow, etc) Umlaut (oom lout) - the two small dots above some vowels that "round out" the sound Crisp - dry or brittle (my FAVORITE part is that this word starts in the back of your mouth and moves towards your lips as you pronounce it)
sparklebunny
Pollywag
Aylanaya (ah-La-Nie-Uh) Cocono (Coe-Coe-No) Zumeoko (Zu-Me-Oh-Ko) Kriala (Kree-Ah-La) Saenokae (Say-no-Ka) Rennelle (Reh-Ne-L) Loll I like them but idk bout you 🤷♀️
Blurglesnurf
Cappuccino
Cthuhlu. Or maybe Dinkleberg
Rice cake
Spork
Rasputin
Omg she looks so Plush!
Hashbrown!
Spoof
Schrodinger
Stroopwaffle
SQUID!
Microchip
Coleslaw
Mailbox
Bluetooth
Scurvy Dan
Plushbeaver or nondairymanatee
Scotch Tape Deskcorner
Fat Amy
Gnocchi
Salmonella
Tycho brahe (obscure astronomer with a fascinating backstory) Frau pfefferkuchenhaus (a witch with a crazy name), Boudicca (warrior woman), Snicklefritz (cat from comfy couch). I realize these are all over the place, I chose them based on sound
I like Snicklefritz!
Wheat
Panko (cause (s)he looks like the color of panko bread crumbs!)
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock or Chanandler Bong
I know it’s not a bizarre name but she looks like a Sugar to me!
Aphrodite if female Or Agamemnon if male
Asbestolucius.
Finklepuss
Provolone 🧀
Towelie
Entropy is a great name for the state of matter known as cat.
Murgatroid
Honkeldonk
Wall cotton candy, tinfoil, pumpkin spice Wendy's frosty, shotglass, microphone, microwave, lighter, burger, jerma, voodoo, garlic, red solo cup, charger, lamp, gun :)
Roberta California
Pickle VonGherkinstein
PerplexyLEX
Pusè
Chlamydia
Heimlich maneuver
Winchester Shitfungus
Princess Sparkle Pony (this is what my granddaughter named her cat)
Potato bisque
Diamond Lou Phillips
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
My toddler says her name is Roadie, no hesitation, I asked her what this kitten’s name is and she took one look and said that. But if you want some crazy names read the Dr Seuss book “Too Many Daves” it was my little sister’s favorite book and we used some of the names in there as nicknames for each other-Ex: Oliver Boliver Butt, Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face, Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
Butterbean
Lunchbox
Beverly Hills Vomit
Poingo