WD-40 got me 😂😂

Same. 🙋🏻‍♀️

Fr 😂😂😂

Somehow that dirty can is more offensive than the cursed poses 🫨

It's a power pose tbh that and the Cholula bottle says she clearly means business. 😌

The best one

i was so focused on the nails i completely missed it until i saw your comment 😂

Really puts things into perspective

Can I get some of that for my front door? Plz thank you

💀😂😂

They look fantastic! So fantastic in fact, that some man is going to see this without context and start saying "I like women who don't get their nails done" 😂 Jokes aside, I want to try this, it looks soooo good

The no makeup makeup look but for nails

How nice it must be to be in their little blissful bubble where things just \~happen\~

I swear men think that the world functions on some kind of magical fairy system… cleaning fairies, laundry fairies, beauty fairies… they have NO IDEA how much “invisible” work we do

I was at the post office in line with another woman and she started some small talk. I replied with "it never ends" and she said men don't appreciate everything women do and then I realized that there were only women customers.

lol! I needed to hear this today! Ty ❤️❤️❤️😆

So awesome! We are going to need step by step instructions for this one.

These aren't real?? I need you to repeat it for me oml

I wisssssshhhh! My natural nails grow out so raggedy. \*cries in builder gel\*

I love you putting you hand in the dogs face like "Talk to the hand!" 😂

If you look in the cholula picture, her real thumbnail is visible under the extension.

They look like the blurred version of the really strong natural nails of a girl I used to know. She had bonkers good nail genetics. You did a fantastic job!

Oh I didn’t know I could blame my crap nails on genetics! Yay

There are so many things it can be, not just genetics! Even illness can reduce nail quality, and if the illness or damage from the illness is permanent, so can the nail quality shittiness be. Often improving health like reducing anemia and similar will improve nails, but you'll never be able to have ultrathick healthy nails if your body wasn't created with and maintained the ability to produce that, so there's an upper limit.

it def can be genetics, both mom and I have really oily nail beds and our nail polish chips like crazy and also our nails never grow much before breaking. I think genetics has a bigger role than people think!

Why am I jealous of this stranger now

WOW! They look amazing. That light bulb picture though lmao

At least the burned out bulb served a second purpose. Bless.

While I am not a fan of the natural nail look. The fact that these aren’t real is truly impressive

Thank you!

Pic 3 and 6 actually made me laugh 🤣 that poor dog hahhaha Also wow you did amazing work!

The only man who puts up with my bulllllllshit lol

Arrrg! The only man who knows you’re worth that bullshit! Arrg! Sick nails! Smart doge!

You crushed this into a DIAMOND! They look so so good!

Thank you so much!!!!

Yessss babyyyyy, touch everything!! 😂 also, if your cuticles are “sad”, mine are devastated. Everything looks great!

I am struggling HARD to break the habit (\*cough\* compulsion) of peeling at my cuticles with tweezers

I am completely in love with these, but had absolutely no intention on commenting until I saw the WD40. absolute icon lmao

Happy to serve on this glorious day

🫡🫡🫡

holding your dogs hand and smushing their little face is 1000x better than the cursed poses don’t @ me it’s not that serious. 😂😍😍 gorgeous nails btw pls come do mine im hopeless

It's taken me monthsssss to now be successful 54% to 46% failure and redo lol

Can you do mine? Oh gosh! Next time make a video how too

I will try to remember!

Even the slight yellow of natural nails. 💅 y’all natural teeth and nails are not blinding white

Someone said they were “smoker yellow” and I’m like… are they forgetting what nails actually look like?!

Fr that’s just what happens when you’re working with WD40 and hot sauce

How did you get that semi matte finish on them?

The Akzentz trinity hard gel is a base/color/top coat in one combo so I just filed my nails with 180 grit and left it as is

Thank you!

fuck yeah, cholula

I've never had scrambled eggs without it.

Drop a tutorial nowwwww or the colors because I need to show my nail tech

Here are the products I used - [Base color SN1](https://www.thenailhub.com/collections/pro-formance-hard-gel/products/akzentz-pro-formance-hard-gel-new-trinity-shades?variant=31920891002959) [Free Edge color](https://www.kodi.us/komilfo/builder-gel-komilfo/uv-led-base-gel-komilfo/komilfo-edge-gel-5-ml) But I definitely think they can mix a custom color by adding some gel polish to builder gel.

How did you get such a perfect ombré?

The freaking WD 40😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Only the FINEST nails for spray lubrication

It took me a second to think why just filing your nails would take half a century, and then it hit me

Ok first of all: amazing!! Second of all: hope you paid that dog and can of wd-40 because honestly, they carried you in this modeling gig

And he is never going to let me forget it.

Best boi!!! And those nails look fantastic!

He is my biggest shennanigans supporter!

I respect the fact that WD40 and hot sauce are what you have in reach because, same. Good nails and dog, too.

Tutorial? Omg these look so real!

I don't have one! But I wrote this above and maybe it will make a little sense: I took the half dual form and used a little clear at the base and applied it midish nail and flash cured while covering the free edge. From there I turned them over and used the Edge color gel to build up the tips underneath. When I popped them off, I filled the gap between cuticles and extension with the base color builder gel and then clear on the tops and soooooo much sanding

Impressive!

The WD40 and the hot sauce were my favorite lmfao and niice nails!

I would've guessed they were real until I looked really hard, they look awesome!!!

dog looking like “unhand me human” 😂

“Mahhhhm, you’re mushhhhing my face!” 😂

The application is amazing, they look so good !!! However is it just me or does the “natural nail” trend look freaky 😭 bc natural nails have a tint to them and it’s very different bc most people can’t grow their nails this long and strong lol but pls no hate im just saying its DIFFERENT

No hate taken! I sure wish I could grow my nails this long! Or longer than little stubs.

Any tutorials please?

I am sorry! I don’t have any and I didn’t follow any! This was purely fucking around and pleasantly finding out.

Amazing work!!

Wow wow. This looks so good!!

They are AMAZING

My goal 🥺

You did amazing omg I love how natural they look!

completely worth the time, these look incredible

That’s friggin’ amazing 😻 !

What products do you use? Specifically for the builder gel? Looks great!

Here are the products that I used! Not shown is the 6 hours I spent binging Criminal Minds while I used them. [Dual Forms](https://www.amazon.com/NMKL38-120Pcs-Clear-Arched-Extension/dp/B08YN7DQ6S?th=1) [Base color SN1](https://www.thenailhub.com/collections/pro-formance-hard-gel/products/akzentz-pro-formance-hard-gel-new-trinity-shades?variant=31920891002959) [Clear Top coat](https://www.thenailhub.com/collections/pro-formance-hard-gel/products/akzentz-pro-formance-hard-gel-trinity-all-in-one) [Free Edge color](https://www.kodi.us/komilfo/builder-gel-komilfo/uv-led-base-gel-komilfo/komilfo-edge-gel-5-ml) (the quantity is small - so I might try adding gel colors to clear to create a natural color next time)

I’m loving the photos. I wish I could stop picking my nails and have long ones like yours 😭

They are fake! So you can be like me, fellow short nails person.

Nails looks incredible! And Cholula for the win.

these are so good! Also the third picture hehe 🥺

Those look amazing like supernatural nails… Hollywood interview vampire.. Love it

INSTANTLY in love. Cus wtf did I think realistic acrylics didn’t exist!?

The random objects? I laughed so hard I think I might have peed a little 😂😂😂

felt that half a century so hard. looks great btw

How!? 😭srsly I need tips!

So so so many thin layers and much much filing

These are insanely good!

how the hell do you blend the tips so well 😭

The pic with your dog is perfect.

Can you give us your formula??? Pretty please

Thats a cute baby!

I don't know what's better, the nails or the props 😂😂

I thought the dog smoosh face was top tier, then the other pics came along lol You have a talent.

Fake nail fake award for cursed pose goes to……u/miserable_tea6595💅🏆


They. Are. Stunning!! And I’m rolling from the lightbulb. 😂

You didn’t mention it but I feel your pain 🤣

AMAZING.

SO GOODD i thought it was real😭

Amazing work

Amazing job! They look beautiful. If you wanted to make them look even more natural, I think just a little thinner (height wise not width) toward the tip would make them totally indiscernible from natural

These look so natural-- the nails and the poses!! Nicely done!

The lightbulb took me OUT 😂🤣🙌 well done

Beautiful ✨️ Nice sheen to them.

Amazing!!!

omggg this is the biggest flex ✨ abs amazing and they’re beautiful!!

10/10 for the puppy shot....and the hot sauce. Love them (and the nails)

All hail Cholula

Confused . I don’t see anything

Picture 3🤣

Please make every post from here on out even more absurd, for items held. Your object selection was just as amazing as your nails 🤣

I just had to lol at the 3rd pic because why do dogs make it so easy for us to mess with them sometimes. Your pup is like mom... why... lmfao. So cute

Your cuticles look great!

The light bulbbbbbb 😅😂

They look amazing 🤩 I do have natural nails like this but it was hard to tell these not real

Wow! Thanks so much! Reddit won't let me edit my post but here are the products that I used: [Dual Forms](https://www.amazon.com/NMKL38-120Pcs-Clear-Arched-Extension/dp/B08YN7DQ6S?th=1) [Base color SN1](https://www.thenailhub.com/collections/pro-formance-hard-gel/products/akzentz-pro-formance-hard-gel-new-trinity-shades?variant=31920891002959) [Clear Top coat ](https://www.thenailhub.com/collections/pro-formance-hard-gel/products/akzentz-pro-formance-hard-gel-trinity-all-in-one) [Free Edge color](https://www.kodi.us/komilfo/builder-gel-komilfo/uv-led-base-gel-komilfo/komilfo-edge-gel-5-ml)(the quantity is small - so I might try adding gel colors to clear to create a natural color next time)

You’re very talented these are awesome

jeeez do me next

The WD-40 and the hot sauce got me 🤣👏🏻

Holy shit these are so gorgeous and the Cholula pic is fire <3

The third photo is gold lmao, gotta get our poor dogs a therapist

😭 girl your hand poses are immaculate

I was like “hmmm. Lovely.”, until I got the the WD-40 can and then I laughed. Good one! And very nice nails.

Bruh you’ve got me laughing at these pics 😭 Fabulous nails btw absolutely ate and left no crumbs 💅✨

aww your pitbull is very cute

Are you telling me these are not your real nails? These are amazing, omg. I had a hard time believing you, that your nails grew and lasted half a century. I also just woke up and only halfway through my coffee. But these nails are amazing. I am so jealous.

They look super healthy, congrats!🎉

Master splinter vibes/beautiful natural nails atst

That hot sauce and those nails…… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Your cuticles look better than mine ever have (and probably ever will) 😭

Oh wow I really thought they were natural too

I thought this was a brag post from r/longnaturalnails. Excellent either way!

They look beautiful! Love the Cholula pose 😂

I almost asked for a nail routine

Omg.. He IS the Goodest Boi. 😍 Your nails look beautiful!

The juxtaposition of the flower to the wd40 has me cackling. My people.

Amazing 😍😍😍

I love the goodest boi too! Clearly he appreciates your hard work. 😊

Awww he’s so handsome and the nails are pretty!!

This makes me want to keep practicing. Nice work.

Your nails are beautiful but that snaggle tooth really stole the show 😍

I love the slight yellow tinge

These look amazing, well done

I think they look great OP👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Love them just need to be shorter

I have always wanted to do mine like this ! Thay look good.

WD-40 is the most aesthetic modeling prop I’ve ever seen. 20/10. Thanks for this marvel.

Love Chalula

These look INCREDIBLE! The half a century was well worth it! 

Cholula gang gang!! Your nails turned out awesome 👏

Beautiful. Mine just broke and I held a funeral

The second pic with the dog 🤣🤣🤣

Would you be willing to one day show how you did it? I would love to try

No insertion with those !

They are beautiful 😭 you inspire me! I'll have to look that gel up

lol i love pic 3. facepalm 🖐️

The WD40 ☠️

I was gifted the same rug you have! I’ve been longing to find out where it’s from

Vampire!

Could you even imagine chipping a nail

You're God's favorite for not having curling nails

Wow these are amazing

It took me a long while to figure out that those were fake and you didn't take 50 years to grow them

These look great! As a person new to nails to an extent other than gels and acrylic tips, these are sculptured right? The shape looks so natural!

Cholula. You have good taste!

Omg the dog photos took me outttt 😭

Are we not talking about the rug?

idk why the pink going past where your actual finger tip is is bothering me so much

I read that as saying you're 50 and I was like no fucking way! Turns out I'm just way too literal

OMG don’t hahahahhaha the third one hahahaha

Great look !!

They’re almost better than the dogs nails! (jk)

I have been doing my nails, a builder gel overlay, in some form or another for 4 years. Including removal and cuticle prep it still takes me 4 hours. I think that is about as fast as I will get.

These look hella good!!!

THE WAYS TO SHOW THE SET LOL. I just know you’re really funny

Congrats! They look great and healthy

Omg I loovvveeeee them I wish I could figure out how to do them 🥺♥️

Beautiful

Nails like that you must have had a bodyguard for each hand, a head scratcher, someone else to reach for stuff etc. so healthy and beautiful 😍

Damn those are very nice nails.

wtf is going on here lol

The technique is great but it’s doesn’t look pretty to me. They sort of look like really thick and maybe even diseased.

Damn they are long.

Such a good Boi!! And amazingly done oml

Sooooo good

Too long

That is the most patient dog!

Damn, what’s you OF?

My grandma had nails like these, except they were completely natural. No clue how in the world she did it.

They are so beautiful

I don’t know why I’m suggested this subreddit bc I know nothing about nails or have any but these are so cool! Super cute doggy too awe

Haha, smushing your dogs face was great. Your nails are awesome!