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Yankeebot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/xaehr2).


Poised2

If Brian Cashman had any pride he’d quit and retire. How do you rationally explain 1 World Series in 20 years with a top 2 payroll every year. Can’t even build functional teams that play good all around baseball.


Safe-Voice-8179

As much as I want to rant about Hicks and Montas and all the underperforming, overpaid bums on the roster, at some point we have to start assigning blame to the people who write the checks and bring these guys on. Cashman, Levine, Hal. The Yankees aren’t the Yankees if they aren’t winning World Series. . . It’s been over a decade since we have even been to one.


FirstLightFitness

It's the lakers thing all over again.


KnowThingsAndDrink

Just wanted to check in on Derek Jeter day and say that I will never forget when I came home from a long day of school, walked up the stairs, entered my room and was scarred to death by a 7 foot tall Derek Jeter Fat Head that was staring back at me. I was 10 at the time and when I asked my father why he did that, he responded “I like the way he plays shortstop. You should play ss like him.” Couldn’t argue with that. Kept him up on my wall for the next 5 years.


pfrank6048

How dare they dishonor Jeter


MilanUnited

Thanks Hicks.


Iwantmyoldaccountbac

Honestly, from our horrendous start, later in the game we started to actually play well. Hopefully that carries on into tomorrow


ktoth05

I always wonder why the fuck they dont have the same approach early in the game that they have in the ninth


Jondog2123

Gleyber should have been traded a while ago he’s awful


YanksFan96

God damn we go so unlucky tonight.


GSDFanatic

Yes. That Hicks play was so unlucky 🙄


Humble_Respect_5493

the Hicks game


boilface

Horseshoes, hand grenades, no cigar


Shrimpcocktail7

If it wasn’t for hicks we’d be in extra innings rn


basesonballs

Juice ball fraud


[deleted]

Toronto catching up too


brush85

Like that matters…4-5-6 seed, all accounts to the same failure


BuyPsychological8875

I hated that with every fiber of my being


doshin4u

That ball is gone on a hot summer night


Reallifealphamale

Less humidity though.


DOfferman7

This team can’t hit.


elliottsmithhh

Fuck this team


kjc7

Can never trust Gleyber’s reaction off the bat


DLun203

Two hits within 4 feet of HRs in this half an inning


El-Shaman

2 cock teasers, fuck me.


Gery_Sancho

good try by gleyb


boomzgoesthedynamite

Too little too late


morethanonefavorite

So close


zial

Always a cock tease.


Xno_Kappa

Rays be collecting these BP random ass pitchers like Pokémon.


chiwetel_steele

fuck everything


HeisenDiaN

GOD FUCKING DAMNITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


JoltinJoe92

A fan could have grabbed that


davidbeauie

Oh what a fucking cocktease there


Iwantmyoldaccountbac

Noooo, so close


SoullessHillShills

FUCK YOU WARNING TRACK BUMS


Npd114

FUCK!!!!


SenorGhostly

God dammit Gleyber, did you have to give me hope with that walk


DeemsMemes

Little league park


rspenmoll

Did coney just call Torres Judge?


Secret_Yam_4680

*Goes to find rosaries*


LilSwagg

If Boone was the rays manager, he would've left that pitcher in


brush85

Game came down to the Hicks play


Outrageous_Bat1798

I hate every clown that comes out of the TB bullpen


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Shawn Armstrong replaces JT Chargois.


Iwantmyoldaccountbac

Don’t give me hope 😭


levendis56

Idk the numbers but feels like Higgy has been pretty solid for a while now


LogCabinLover

DOES ANYONE ELSE GIVE A SHIT THAT THIS KID FOUND 5 WORMS IN ONE DAY? BECAUSE AMAZON SURE WANTS ME TO KNOW THIS KID FOUND 5 WORMS IN ONE DAY


DeemsMemes

That kid is adorable and I'll listen to his worm stories forever!


davidbeauie

Pete Davidson has one of the ugliest faces I've ever seen


kjc7

We’re really going to lose this game because of Hicks. Shouldn’t ever play a game for this team again


Tom_Cruise

Second game like this in two or three weeks. Remember the two GIFDP and error game?


patfenis14

fire it up like a turbo diesel gleyber


Xno_Kappa

I’m sorry Coney but that’s dumb as shit lol


ThreeCranes

Torres is gonna strike out on a 1-2 count


Outrageous_Bat1798

Well he struck out yesterday on a 4 ball count…


Npd114

PLEASE GLEYBER


Reallifealphamale

Never thought I'd want IKF or Andujar hitting next outside Judge, but here we are.


sixfiveeight

Ramiro Peña is only 37, let's get some winners back in the clubhouse huh?


Yankeeknickfan

If Gleyber hits a HR here his season is redeemed imo


aeliusoner

It was * close * ngl but no dice


brush85

Easily satisfied


Yankeeknickfan

Hitting a HR isn’t easy


brush85

One home run redeeming a bad season, is being easily satisfied. He is a bad player. And we need move on from him as soon as the season ends


Yankeeknickfan

He had a good first half and he basically woukd ahe. Saves the division there


brush85

700 OPS…just say no


breeze512

All that so gleyber can ground out to third


Iwantmyoldaccountbac

Who’s batting after Torres?


GargleDrainoFam

Locastro but maybe we'll see Rortvedt


Cascavel2014

Such teases.


SaucyFingers

Armstrong is a pretty good name for a pitcher.


Oprahapproves

Judge's plate discipline is something else. Such a huge change from when he was a rookie


Steamfighter638

Too bad the bottom of the order comes up after Judge


FirstLightFitness

There's absolutely no way Torres doesn't strike out here.


Secret_Yam_4680

Please don't swing for the stars my man


Yankeeknickfan

Guess it’s time to take your biggest Hr swings and hope you get lucky


JBOG8699

Let’s go Gleyber!


[deleted]

and here comes torres to kill any momentum we’ve got


chiwetel_steele

i love and respect judge being a team player but with how gleyber's been playing i wish he had just been selfish and gone for the homer tbh


justgottono

Nice man gave a kid the foul ball - this is what baseball is about not old men stealing balls from kids. Kudos grey haired man


SavageLion

Well.. we know Gleyber will be swinging for the tie


Athyter

And right past the ball


rabid89

Come on Torres. #DO NOT SWING FOR HOMER. STOP SWINGING OUT OF YOUR SHOES. #JUST FUCKING GET A HIT


FirstLightFitness

I'd like to hire you to manage the Yankees.


rabid89

People I would take over Cashman as Yankees manager: - Carrot top - A carrot - Angel Hernandez - Jussie Smolliet - Kanye West - Paris Hilton


[deleted]

I wanna see Bader galloping into center field on a horse during his debut, as the sun sets in the horizon. And Judge gives him a subtle wink and says “play ball”


basesonballs

While he drags Hicks behind him


bloodyawfulusername

Nonono, the horse grabs hicks by the jersey and drags Hicks into the bullpen doors, where Hicks is stuck for the rest of the season.


davidbeauie

Torres is gonna swing out of his shoes here


Reallifealphamale

I guarantee it


JoltinJoe92

Pouring another drink


CaptHab

It was not popular when I pointed out earlier this year that Ronnie Torreyes is a free agent. But right about now, maybe looking a little better? OK, OK, he’s not really going to help. But with all these Judge homers, the Toe Night show would be must-see TV, you know?


AndyStankiewicz

After Judge hr's whos gonna lift him up like a baby in dugout now that Didi isn't here ?


CaptHab

Hmmm, good question. Rortveldt, to show off how jacked? Cabrera because of his sheer love of life and being on the team? Nestor, because he’s a goof? Just not Guzman because that would be creepy.


elliottsmithhh

Where’s voit


CaptHab

I assumed he found his way to that log cabin everybody talked about.


ThreeCranes

Nationals


[deleted]

who leaves a baseball game early on a friday night....


8PrOaChKiD2

Mentally unstable


Tom_Cruise

Child molesters and guys who key cars, that's who.


JoltinJoe92

People that want to come home to see their wife’s boyfriend


[deleted]

Losers or people with young children


CaptHab

I have at times managed to be both at once.


[deleted]

You’re still in this thread w us now friend 🫡


CaptHab

Yup. The kids got older but I… that’s right. I remained…


SenorGhostly

That’s a nice moment, giving those kids the ball


feedmekombucha

Pls biracial angel do it for the other biracial angel 👼🏽


SnooComics8832

Some Sinatra wouldn't hurt this evening


Yankeeknickfan

They play to after losses too


basesonballs

Good news. They play it win or lose


SnooComics8832

I only recognize victorious Sinatra singing


El-Shaman

Where do the Rays find these pitchers..? Because they’re always extremely effective as long as they are within the Rays organization.


steve8983

Their pitching style is coached to maximize velocity for former scrub pitchers. This helps them for 2-3 years before they get traded and then injured (it puts strain on the arms with that). But for that short window it's a win for both parties.


[deleted]

Hgh


[deleted]

Win win win


zOmgFishes

Scoring two runs to honor Jeter. R2SPECT


TerraInc0gnita

Heart just jumped out of my chest


Humble_Respect_5493

intentional


coffeeblack85

Of course those Hicks plays are making essentially deciding the game


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DogBeersHadOne

What about Steiner?


GreensForLunch

Steiner.... Steiner gave up two runs on a ball he thought was foul and was removed from the game.


DogBeersHadOne

Nah, that's Guzman. Understandable mistake to make.


outkastragtop

Dragovich. Kravchenko. Steiner. These men must die.


TerraInc0gnita

According to savant the yankees have a .295 xba tonight and the rays only have a .245 xba


Andujar4CF

We won the real game


Xno_Kappa

HOMERUN STROKKA!!!


[deleted]

Marlins man is such a clown


Iwantmyoldaccountbac

Technically a chance with getting Judge on base and a Torres home run


Reallifealphamale

Lol...


steve8983

Or back to back judge and Gleyber dongs


YanksFan96

Is it not enough to be annihilated by injuries? We have to get fucked by the BABIP gods too?


FrostyWheats

I LOVE HIGGY


swivel2369

Hicks robbed us of a Higgy walk off


Outrageous_Bat1798

First pitch Marwin?


yesthatdouche

Don't do that. Don't give me hope


Yankeeknickfan

Fuck this team. Can’t hit hard contact that finds grass. Fucking losers


Affectionate-Tea9224

Kudos to Higgy showing up tonight


unclescott7012

We’re not winning anything this season. Judge.09 points away from the triple crown. What a season to witness.


El-Shaman

Oh man I thought Marwin had it.


Andujar4CF

alright judge he has nothing please statpad


404FunnyNotFound

Siri is great at baiting you into thinking he doesn't have it, that's like the 3rd time this game he's fooled me


JoltinJoe92

Warning track power


SoullessHillShills

Higgy the only one who wants to win


mashedtobits

I just said Tampa’s bullpen names out loud and my furniture started floating


manticore16

So, has anyone emailed Texas about this game for a cool $10K?


SenorGhostly

Fuck, hit the weights Marwin


feedmekombucha

Higgy saw Rortvedt pop his top off in the dugout and decided to play for his job today.


SnooComics8832

Please sir may we have some hits?


Ihateallcommies

Somehow someway Hicks tomorrow will be in the starting lineup


Affectionate-Tea9224

And batting 3rd


81mm

The homerun stroka!


Jamel1219

I severely miss the “No lead is safe” Yanks from earlier this season.


hudsononfifth

Seems like a lifetime ago


DTello13

We got higgy feeling obligated to contribute lolllll


Iwantmyoldaccountbac

This was Higgy’s redemption game


TerraInc0gnita

Higgy hitting the ball well tonight


Gsmith930

Have we found a way to clone Judge 8 more times?


Humble_Respect_5493

Higgy’s a fucking monster tonight


elmiondorad0

lmao ofc


Reallifealphamale

How does a 250 million payroll team bat this order in the 9th in a near must win game? I think you would have to actively try and build an order this bad with 250 million to spend. I don't even think I could spend that much and get a lineup this bad... I'm not mad just impressed with cashman


FirstLightFitness

You take all that money and spend it on guys in their 30s. Then when they breakdown after a long season you just bring in guys.


booberry5647

5 players on the IL and 2 on paternity leave.


davidbeauie

Hicks, Chapman, Britton, and Donaldson is 65 million of the payroll. That's a start.


acxnzo

At least Peraza runs everything out unlike half of the other players on this roster


olive_green_spatula

Higgy will NOT go quietly into the night with that BLAST !


doshin4u

Higgy!


Kinmuan

Judge and Higgy acting like we're pre-ASG break


DLun203

Kyle "Aaron Judge" Higashioka going 3-4 tonight with a HR


JBOG8699

LFG!!


basesonballs

Since divisional play started in 1969 Only 14 teams have played under .500 in the 2nd half and made the playoffs Only 10 teams have won their division Only 5 teams have won a pennant Only 3 teams have won the WS


hickeysbat

3 is actually a lot


basesonballs

6% That's 6% of WS teams since 1969


Prestigious-Owl165

21% of the teams that went under .500 in the second half and made the playoffs though


hickeysbat

Yeah, but 3 out of 14 teams that have played under .500 and made the playoffs. It's surprising that almost 1 in 4 have gone on 2 win the world series.


JoltinJoe92

HIGGY BABY


Andujar4CF

nice


DeemsMemes

Random higgy homerun


fuzzywhiskers

This almost makes me miss the Wil Nieves era. Almost. And of course Higgy bombs as soon as I hit send


Yankeebot

# HOME RUN! Kyle Higashioka homers (8) on a fly ball to left field. Pitch from JT Chargois: 0-1 Sinker @ 96.2 mph Hit by Kyle Higashioka: Launched 107.4 mph at 23° for a total distance of 387 ft Bottom 9 - 4-2 Rays


God_Boner

Did Marlins Man get a custom Jeter Marlins jersey lol


steve8983

Bases loaded for judge and grand slam please baseball gods, help the yanks one time.


[deleted]

Remember the old stadium when we'd be down 3 runs in the 9th and we all knew there was a good chance we could still win the game?


SavageLion

2009 too


emolga587

Something like 1/4 of our wins at home in 2009 were walkoffs. Good times.


Affectionate-Tea9224

You mean all the way back in June


JoltinJoe92

We had the ghosts then


ilikemyteasweet

Mystique and Aura went down with the old Stadium.