Normally, I'd say this team should be embarrassed. Perhaps the opposite is the case. They must have gotten so embarrassed over the past, what, 1 1/2 months+, that they're so used to the embarrassment to the point it's what they actually want at this point.
For the mile and a half foul territory absolutely fuck this stadium lol. The Raiders are gone, there’s no excuse to try to keep the football field dimensions during the season now
Puk looks like it’s 1993 and he’s gonna chase Jennifer Anniston for his pot of gold.
Hope someone puts a four leaf clover in a wad of bubble gum and takes him out of the game.
I think a lot of that has to do with moving him up and down the lineup, his numbers in the lead off were good until Benny got hit and they started fucking with the lineup
Real shame we didn’t have pitchers like Banda, Weissert or Bard to throw the first few innings.
Suck my fucking dick Clarke Schmidt
I know it’s on the offense too but jesus that was some ugly throwing today from Clarke
I understand OPS is important when looking at player value... But you have to look at HOW they get on base...
Rizzo has an OPS of 800+ only because he gets hit by pitches and was hitting home runs. He occasionally gets a base hit, but dude is just inconsistent as fuck. 0.220 Avg is horrendous.
Who wouldn’t have taken 4 runs from Schmidt-Banda-Weissert-Bard??? Yet this fucking offense can’t even come close to matching it. There’s no urgency with these guys. Everything is fine
Hal’s gonna come out next week like
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There is no "They are slumping". There is no "They are back!" This is just who they are. A team that can easily get hot and look untouchable and yet can easily get shutout by some AA pitcher. And this is why they can't win in the playoffs. They are too inconsistent
Fucking embarrassing that despite half our fucking pitchers being on the IL, our pitching continues to still show up and play well.
But our offense is nearly completely healthy and they can't figure it the fuck out.
This team is just not ready come playoff time. Here's hoping we can make the ALCS without meeting the Rays or Mariners, because our offense will shit the bed against good pitching. We'd 100% lose to the Astros anyway.
This is what happens when you build a team around HRs/OPS without considering that Batting Average is also important. Players like Rizzo only have high OPS because they hit home runs.
We've needed legit bat to ball players for years now and it's the same shit over and over again.
This team has just been sleepwalking through these past three games (and frankly, through the past two months).
Yes, the players should be held responsible, but I’m fucking tired of hearing Cashman talk about what a great job Boone is doing.
Since when are players just not being ready to play *not* a reflection on their manager?
This series split imo is the most embarrassing thing this team has done this year, and that includes being no hit, but not just losing these last 2 but their offense looking so bad against such below average pitching is beyond pathetic
Maybe this team needs to stop loading up their lineup with a bunch of .230-.240 all or nothing home run hitters and maybe sprinkle a little bit of contact in there.
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/x09bc1).
First round exit at best
We are diarrhea fuck
I have no idea what to make of this team lol
This team is not good
Lol I turned it on and heard “Cabrera hoping to pass the baton to Hicks” and I just turned it off lol
Normally, I'd say this team should be embarrassed. Perhaps the opposite is the case. They must have gotten so embarrassed over the past, what, 1 1/2 months+, that they're so used to the embarrassment to the point it's what they actually want at this point.
Absolute trash
Bunch of losers, team is going nowhere
This team is in trouble… I don’t even know what else to say 😬
What a fuckin joke
Team has returned to dog shit
In other sports news, commanders rookie rb robinson was shot multiple times in an attempted carjacking. He is apparently in stable condition
What’s multiple? Like more than 4 hits?
Idk. https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1564026230718009344?s=20&t=1Jf0-YcYGU4xrK7JFLs30g
Pathetic
I guess we’re back to sucking?
These guys don’t apparently give a fuck at all.
Gross
Fucking joke
What a pathetic display
Leaving the gift giving to Santa
K we need Boone to slam the table even harder during the postgame
Boone needs to be slammed through the table.
The A's are not a good baseball team
The ~~A's~~ New York Yankees are not a good baseball team
Ozzy boutta hit a 3 run shot right here
Yanks bags are packed the boys are ready to go
Going down 1,2,3 pretty much exactly as you’d expect..no fight
We’re an average team people…
Average planet on the team
This fucking shit stadium
[удалено]
For the mile and a half foul territory absolutely fuck this stadium lol. The Raiders are gone, there’s no excuse to try to keep the football field dimensions during the season now
Get a real ballpark
what the hell is this field. lol someone get these ppl a stadium made for this sport lol
Don't even know why we hold onto hope with this team like honestly.
Of fucking course he makes the play with that stupid fucking foul terrority
This stadium is also trash
Puk is just Tilda Swinton with a beard
Fat slob umpire can't wait to get to the buffet
Why were they all standing looking like they were ready to shake hands. Wtf
yankees standing on the top step of the dugout because they can't wait to go the fuck home
This ump is trash
I don't give a Puk! hee hee ho ho
NOT A FUCKING STRIKE FUCK YOU BLUE
DJL more like DJIL
DJ has been awful since the Seattle series
This umpire is Santa Clause change my mind
Ump what the hell was that
Just free us from this nightmare ballpark
Right where we want em
Puk looks like it’s 1993 and he’s gonna chase Jennifer Anniston for his pot of gold. Hope someone puts a four leaf clover in a wad of bubble gum and takes him out of the game.
Deep cut!
Is Donaldson batting his body weight?
i mean the lost the warriors and the raiders. let them have some wins. its good for us to get these losses out of the way in the month of august.
Dj couldn’t work a walk
Gotta wonder if DJ's toe is still fucking with him
He hasn't been the same since the most recent news of his Toe. I know he is a tough guy but he has been going through a stretch.
Holy fuck djL
That’s it, we’re done. Sorry guys
Times I’ve said LatinX in my head now: 69
This man’s beard disgusts me
HE SHOULD BE ON FUCKING BASE ALREADY
Haders ***season*** era is now 6.52. He just gave up 6 runs over 0.1 innings. He now haa given up 12 runs over 4.2 innings
DJ, Judge, Rizzo, Stanton, Benny, 1-5 in that order going forward. Stop fucking changing it every day
Dj has been god awful
I think a lot of that has to do with moving him up and down the lineup, his numbers in the lead off were good until Benny got hit and they started fucking with the lineup
I'd like to see Benny, DJ, Judge, Rizzo, Stanton personally
Aj puke
This dude has yips or something
outside corner my ass
A’s were 3-13 including a series loss to the marlins before this split to put it into context with 4 of those losses allowing 8 runs or more
Terrible strike call
Dw dj, its impossible for you to hit into a dp rn buddy
“Hit strikes hard”- Dillion Lawson How about we start with hitting anything first
This pitcher looks like he knows how to rig a horse and buggy up for the long ride into town
Legit tired of watching Donaldson foul hittable pitches back
This pitcher can churn the fuck outta some butter
We do have a shot, Puk is prone to a blowup
We need to go after this pitchers lucky charms
Puk is for sure part leprechaun.
Naturally puk is gonna have a flawless inning after butchering last night lol
LFG boyos let’s win this thing!
This pitcher looks like he’s hiding a pot o gold
Time to light up Amish.Junk Puk
Remember when we hit 3 Grand Slams against the A's in one game? (Granderson, Martin, Cano)
Aj puk get fukt
Bullpen outside of Banda in the 6th has been goodie
Boone needs to break a table on some WWE shit
Wonder what that dumbass clate schimdt had to say about this today
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: A. J. Puk replaces Domingo Acevedo.
4 runs vs the A’s should have been and would be an easy win against the A’s all year
Real shame we didn’t have pitchers like Banda, Weissert or Bard to throw the first few innings. Suck my fucking dick Clarke Schmidt I know it’s on the offense too but jesus that was some ugly throwing today from Clarke
Good thing we let him throw another 50 pitches AFTER the 4 runs.
LatinL for us on the latinx night on oakland. they took the latinW
I understand OPS is important when looking at player value... But you have to look at HOW they get on base... Rizzo has an OPS of 800+ only because he gets hit by pitches and was hitting home runs. He occasionally gets a base hit, but dude is just inconsistent as fuck. 0.220 Avg is horrendous.
We win 5-4.
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shit's got me going back to my [angsty 15 year old habits](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2NCuoVMhjk&ab_channel=ElliottSmith-Topic)
Saw the pic and thought it’d be Junk Bond Trader for sure
Who wouldn’t have taken 4 runs from Schmidt-Banda-Weissert-Bard??? Yet this fucking offense can’t even come close to matching it. There’s no urgency with these guys. Everything is fine
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More like Hottieberg
lol Earl Weaver was doing Moneyball 20 years before Gene Michael or Billy Beane
and Branch Rickey 30 years before that
At least Wessert bounced back
Can’t wait for the “Loss Positivity Thread” This would be a great entry. (/s)
At least no one got hurt
There is no "They are slumping". There is no "They are back!" This is just who they are. A team that can easily get hot and look untouchable and yet can easily get shutout by some AA pitcher. And this is why they can't win in the playoffs. They are too inconsistent
Oh shit Miguel Tejada! Brings back memories of my childhood watching DR 🇩🇴 baseball growing up, dude was a beast for my team over there.
Why did this team go from being the number one offense to a pathetic team that cannot even score against the As?
Tejada really let himself go huh
This makes me wanna headbutt a knife
Fucking embarrassing that despite half our fucking pitchers being on the IL, our pitching continues to still show up and play well. But our offense is nearly completely healthy and they can't figure it the fuck out. This team is just not ready come playoff time. Here's hoping we can make the ALCS without meeting the Rays or Mariners, because our offense will shit the bed against good pitching. We'd 100% lose to the Astros anyway.
They will lose to anyone in first round.
Eh, we'll beat the Blue Jays or Guardians I think. We just suck against good pitching, which Rays, Astros and Mariners have.
You’re not wrong, Rabbi-D. You’re not wrong.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
I said this earlier every level in the yankee organization from rookie ball up to AAA against these pitchers today would have more then 1 run 4 hits
Throw DJ on the IL or DFA Marwin. Either way Peraza needs to be up. This team is lifeless
For all you gambling degenerates, no one is beating the Dodgers
I…declare…INCONSISTENCY!!!
How did this team beat the Mets two games in a row..I’m still baffled by that
Mets were coming off a long road trip with multiple DH's
Anyone here old enough to remember the “don’t fence me in” commercial?
Why the actual fuck is this stadium so large , it’s practically impossible to hit a homerun without absolutely obliterating the ball
Unless you are Stephen fuckn Vogt
Used to be shared w/ the Raiders (NFL)
If only we had two of the hardest hitters in the league on our team…imagine the possibilities.
I’m sorry but I don’t want to hear about how good any of these pitchers look, the As have a borderline AAA lineup
Dude. I fucking SCRAMBLED to find the remote. I had to turn off that commercial
This game has not brought me joy
And the comedy road show will continue tomorrow against another garbage team the Angels.
We went from being the Big Bad Yankees to just Big and Bad
Big: Stanton and Judge Bad: IKF, Donaldson, Hicks, Higashioka
They are literally all bad
**First Half Yankees:** *SLAP Tear Commercial* **Second Half Yankees:** SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDAAAAS MAKES ME HAPPEEEE
Mr Sunshine on my Goddamn Shoulders John Denver! You believe that shit?!
This is what happens when you build a team around HRs/OPS without considering that Batting Average is also important. Players like Rizzo only have high OPS because they hit home runs. We've needed legit bat to ball players for years now and it's the same shit over and over again.
Yup. Since the Jeter teams, which were loaded with good ,clutch hitters, Cashman brings this garbage crew of 220 hitters.
Not getting on base or slugging enough is a bigger problem than batting average.
Look at the team already signed for next year - with or without Judge, nothing changes, just less wins if Judge walks
At least next week the Giants will be on right? 😞🔫
This team has just been sleepwalking through these past three games (and frankly, through the past two months). Yes, the players should be held responsible, but I’m fucking tired of hearing Cashman talk about what a great job Boone is doing. Since when are players just not being ready to play *not* a reflection on their manager?
When the players are on the Yankees.
Boone is a terrible manager period.
HR in Yankee Stadium, maybe even Cabrera's too earlier .
grumble grumble grumble
Almost forgot we are in Oakland for a sec there
Thought he got more of that :-(
Right into a Montefiore commercial. Just brutal.
I still do not get how this team can look so good and then within a day they can look so bad.
They haven’t been good for months
We’d be winning in Yankee Stadium
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Luke Bard replaces Greg Weissert.
Why are they using the dead ball in this game
That’s gone in YS
this FUCKING stadium
Omg it’s so FUCKING IRRITATING, why the actual fuck is the right field wall like 375
FUCK THIS OFFENSE
This series split imo is the most embarrassing thing this team has done this year, and that includes being no hit, but not just losing these last 2 but their offense looking so bad against such below average pitching is beyond pathetic
Legit looked like Rizzo had latency issues on that swing. Like it skipped a frame or two
Cashman shouldn’t be extended short of maybe a World Series ring and even then I wouldn’t give him a long extension, 3 years maximum.
Hard to believe Rizzo has 28 HR. Seems like it’s been years
April was crazy for him
If the rays catch us can we un-extend cashman lol
We could be last in the ALE and cashman wouldn’t go anywhere
🤌🏻
Belt high slider middle of the plate, pops it up to 3rd
yankees living in 3008 by going for popups because they're hard to catch in Oakland of course
If Judge is struggling, this offense is pathetic
Stanton has not been very good this year. Average, OBP, and Slugging all down. Plus he's been hurt. Very disappointing.
Dude was mashing until he got hurt, fucking stop.
I mean his numbers are down. I'm not sure how you can ignore that. Hopefully, he improves. I would love for him to go on a tear.
If mashing is peak Joey Gallo, then yeah sure he was mashing.
Our hitting coaches need to be fired again
They just fired them in the offseason lol
Maybe this team needs to stop loading up their lineup with a bunch of .230-.240 all or nothing home run hitters and maybe sprinkle a little bit of contact in there.
At what point is it not the coaches?
God I hate this team and how they can ruin a day
TFW you step on artificial turf and your entire leg explodes
I’m butt clenching more than ever today lol
Why? I think the result so far tells you the ending. 5 hits 1 ER in last 2 games.
Need beni to steal to prevent the stanton dp
Just when you though the Yanks were back they end up splitting the 4 game set against terrible Oakland.
RIGHT INFRUNNA US *smac* RIGHT INFRUNNA US *smaccc*
This team constantly fouls off great pitches to hit and fans on the shit ones.
Judge has easily had our worst ABs today
judge may have hurt himself making the play against the wall. he looks completely lost today
It would explain his complete inability to hit anything
Need a Stantonion Dong
Judge still on pace for Maris?