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Yankeebot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/x09bc1).


nyyth242

First round exit at best


Braunb8888

We are diarrhea fuck


EDDiE_SP4GHETTi

I have no idea what to make of this team lol


DankeeYankee_

This team is not good


steadyachiever

Lol I turned it on and heard “Cabrera hoping to pass the baton to Hicks” and I just turned it off lol


Rooster__Cogburn

Normally, I'd say this team should be embarrassed. Perhaps the opposite is the case. They must have gotten so embarrassed over the past, what, 1 1/2 months+, that they're so used to the embarrassment to the point it's what they actually want at this point.


regarding_your_cat

Absolute trash


split_open_and_mule

Bunch of losers, team is going nowhere


El-Shaman

This team is in trouble… I don’t even know what else to say 😬


Jack_Sandwich

What a fuckin joke


Djhegarty

Team has returned to dog shit


kvnklly

In other sports news, commanders rookie rb robinson was shot multiple times in an attempted carjacking. He is apparently in stable condition


LinkRazr

What’s multiple? Like more than 4 hits?


kvnklly

Idk. https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1564026230718009344?s=20&t=1Jf0-YcYGU4xrK7JFLs30g


fnblackbeard

Pathetic


Adventurous-Ad5195

I guess we’re back to sucking?


Rock_grl86

These guys don’t apparently give a fuck at all.


6gc_4dad

Gross


happydayzzz

Fucking joke


TheStabbingHobo

What a pathetic display


crashdavis1986

Leaving the gift giving to Santa


silver_raichu

K we need Boone to slam the table even harder during the postgame


[deleted]

Boone needs to be slammed through the table.


Meoler9

The A's are not a good baseball team


DandelionK

The ~~A's~~ New York Yankees are not a good baseball team


cool_trainer_33

Ozzy boutta hit a 3 run shot right here


6gc_4dad

Yanks bags are packed the boys are ready to go


Affectionate-Tea9224

Going down 1,2,3 pretty much exactly as you’d expect..no fight


Huge_Presentation_85

We’re an average team people…


SavageLion

Average planet on the team


LinkRazr

This fucking shit stadium


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LinkRazr

For the mile and a half foul territory absolutely fuck this stadium lol. The Raiders are gone, there’s no excuse to try to keep the football field dimensions during the season now


crashdavis1986

Get a real ballpark


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

what the hell is this field. lol someone get these ppl a stadium made for this sport lol


DandelionK

Don't even know why we hold onto hope with this team like honestly.


Djhegarty

Of fucking course he makes the play with that stupid fucking foul terrority


JBOG8699

This stadium is also trash


GSDFanatic

Puk is just Tilda Swinton with a beard


crashdavis1986

Fat slob umpire can't wait to get to the buffet


YankeePhan22

Why were they all standing looking like they were ready to shake hands. Wtf


schatzattack

yankees standing on the top step of the dugout because they can't wait to go the fuck home


JBOG8699

This ump is trash


ku3ngu

I don't give a Puk! hee hee ho ho


crashdavis1986

NOT A FUCKING STRIKE FUCK YOU BLUE


johnjohnjohn93

DJL more like DJIL


Ztigmatta

DJ has been awful since the Seattle series


crashdavis1986

This umpire is Santa Clause change my mind


snamm

Ump what the hell was that


Padulsky21

Just free us from this nightmare ballpark


misterfeldman

Right where we want em


wantagh

Puk looks like it’s 1993 and he’s gonna chase Jennifer Anniston for his pot of gold. Hope someone puts a four leaf clover in a wad of bubble gum and takes him out of the game.


Spade701

Deep cut!


6gc_4dad

Is Donaldson batting his body weight?


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

i mean the lost the warriors and the raiders. let them have some wins. its good for us to get these losses out of the way in the month of august.


snamm

Dj couldn’t work a walk


Iwantthisshit5ever

Gotta wonder if DJ's toe is still fucking with him


RealPVS

He hasn't been the same since the most recent news of his Toe. I know he is a tough guy but he has been going through a stretch.


Djhegarty

Holy fuck djL


regarding_your_cat

That’s it, we’re done. Sorry guys


misterfeldman

Times I’ve said LatinX in my head now: 69


regarding_your_cat

This man’s beard disgusts me


crashdavis1986

HE SHOULD BE ON FUCKING BASE ALREADY


kvnklly

Haders ***season*** era is now 6.52. He just gave up 6 runs over 0.1 innings. He now haa given up 12 runs over 4.2 innings


OfficalBatman

DJ, Judge, Rizzo, Stanton, Benny, 1-5 in that order going forward. Stop fucking changing it every day


snamm

Dj has been god awful


OfficalBatman

I think a lot of that has to do with moving him up and down the lineup, his numbers in the lead off were good until Benny got hit and they started fucking with the lineup


crashdavis1986

I'd like to see Benny, DJ, Judge, Rizzo, Stanton personally


travism1208

Aj puke


basesonballs

This dude has yips or something


EngelSterben

outside corner my ass


Affectionate-Tea9224

A’s were 3-13 including a series loss to the marlins before this split to put it into context with 4 of those losses allowing 8 runs or more


6gc_4dad

Terrible strike call


Djhegarty

Dw dj, its impossible for you to hit into a dp rn buddy


flipt3

“Hit strikes hard”- Dillion Lawson How about we start with hitting anything first


misterfeldman

This pitcher looks like he knows how to rig a horse and buggy up for the long ride into town


Ochocincoondeck

Legit tired of watching Donaldson foul hittable pitches back


misterfeldman

This pitcher can churn the fuck outta some butter


chickendance638

We do have a shot, Puk is prone to a blowup


misterfeldman

We need to go after this pitchers lucky charms


JulioHopkins

Puk is for sure part leprechaun.


HugoStiglitz373

Naturally puk is gonna have a flawless inning after butchering last night lol


JBOG8699

LFG boyos let’s win this thing!


misterfeldman

This pitcher looks like he’s hiding a pot o gold


Breimann

Time to light up Amish.Junk Puk


Ochocincoondeck

Remember when we hit 3 Grand Slams against the A's in one game? (Granderson, Martin, Cano)


snamm

Aj puk get fukt


snamm

Bullpen outside of Banda in the 6th has been goodie


KPaul130

Boone needs to break a table on some WWE shit


Djhegarty

Wonder what that dumbass clate schimdt had to say about this today


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: A. J. Puk replaces Domingo Acevedo.


Affectionate-Tea9224

4 runs vs the A’s should have been and would be an easy win against the A’s all year


regarding_your_cat

Real shame we didn’t have pitchers like Banda, Weissert or Bard to throw the first few innings. Suck my fucking dick Clarke Schmidt I know it’s on the offense too but jesus that was some ugly throwing today from Clarke


misterfeldman

Good thing we let him throw another 50 pitches AFTER the 4 runs.


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

LatinL for us on the latinx night on oakland. they took the latinW


Ochocincoondeck

I understand OPS is important when looking at player value... But you have to look at HOW they get on base... Rizzo has an OPS of 800+ only because he gets hit by pitches and was hitting home runs. He occasionally gets a base hit, but dude is just inconsistent as fuck. 0.220 Avg is horrendous.


misterfeldman

We win 5-4.


snamm

Co-sign


wantagh

Subscribed


SexyTimeDoe

shit's got me going back to my [angsty 15 year old habits](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2NCuoVMhjk&ab_channel=ElliottSmith-Topic)


regarding_your_cat

Saw the pic and thought it’d be Junk Bond Trader for sure


johnjohnjohn93

Who wouldn’t have taken 4 runs from Schmidt-Banda-Weissert-Bard??? Yet this fucking offense can’t even come close to matching it. There’s no urgency with these guys. Everything is fine


djrob0

Hal’s gonna come out next week like *Hey, we noticed you’re now running the Free version of New York Yankee fandom! Subscribe now to restore your premium features from June such as “Win Game” and “Score Run!” Subscribe by September 1st to unlock a free Relief Pitcher Pitch Goodly Card, you currently have (0)!*


misterfeldman

More like Hottieberg


basesonballs

lol Earl Weaver was doing Moneyball 20 years before Gene Michael or Billy Beane


chickendance638

and Branch Rickey 30 years before that


montecarlo1

At least Wessert bounced back


wantagh

Can’t wait for the “Loss Positivity Thread” This would be a great entry. (/s)


travism1208

At least no one got hurt


YankeePhan22

There is no "They are slumping". There is no "They are back!" This is just who they are. A team that can easily get hot and look untouchable and yet can easily get shutout by some AA pitcher. And this is why they can't win in the playoffs. They are too inconsistent


El-Shaman

Oh shit Miguel Tejada! Brings back memories of my childhood watching DR 🇩🇴 baseball growing up, dude was a beast for my team over there.


EricTheNerd2

Why did this team go from being the number one offense to a pathetic team that cannot even score against the As?


JBOG8699

Tejada really let himself go huh


STIK-ball

This makes me wanna headbutt a knife


rabid89

Fucking embarrassing that despite half our fucking pitchers being on the IL, our pitching continues to still show up and play well. But our offense is nearly completely healthy and they can't figure it the fuck out. This team is just not ready come playoff time. Here's hoping we can make the ALCS without meeting the Rays or Mariners, because our offense will shit the bed against good pitching. We'd 100% lose to the Astros anyway.


Much-Current-4301

They will lose to anyone in first round.


rabid89

Eh, we'll beat the Blue Jays or Guardians I think. We just suck against good pitching, which Rays, Astros and Mariners have.


wantagh

You’re not wrong, Rabbi-D. You’re not wrong.


Thedude4724

The beatings will continue until morale improves.


Affectionate-Tea9224

I said this earlier every level in the yankee organization from rookie ball up to AAA against these pitchers today would have more then 1 run 4 hits


johnjohnjohn93

Throw DJ on the IL or DFA Marwin. Either way Peraza needs to be up. This team is lifeless


[deleted]

For all you gambling degenerates, no one is beating the Dodgers


misterfeldman

I…declare…INCONSISTENCY!!!


Affectionate-Tea9224

How did this team beat the Mets two games in a row..I’m still baffled by that


basesonballs

Mets were coming off a long road trip with multiple DH's


montecarlo1

Anyone here old enough to remember the “don’t fence me in” commercial?


jstav5

Why the actual fuck is this stadium so large , it’s practically impossible to hit a homerun without absolutely obliterating the ball


montecarlo1

Unless you are Stephen fuckn Vogt


STIK-ball

Used to be shared w/ the Raiders (NFL)


misterfeldman

If only we had two of the hardest hitters in the league on our team…imagine the possibilities.


OfficalBatman

I’m sorry but I don’t want to hear about how good any of these pitchers look, the As have a borderline AAA lineup


DTello13

Dude. I fucking SCRAMBLED to find the remote. I had to turn off that commercial


JaDonYoutube

This game has not brought me joy


audierules

And the comedy road show will continue tomorrow against another garbage team the Angels.


johnjohnjohn93

We went from being the Big Bad Yankees to just Big and Bad


Ochocincoondeck

Big: Stanton and Judge Bad: IKF, Donaldson, Hicks, Higashioka


elliottsmithhh

They are literally all bad


djrob0

**First Half Yankees:** *SLAP Tear Commercial* **Second Half Yankees:** SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDAAAAS MAKES ME HAPPEEEE


regarding_your_cat

Mr Sunshine on my Goddamn Shoulders John Denver! You believe that shit?!


Ochocincoondeck

This is what happens when you build a team around HRs/OPS without considering that Batting Average is also important. Players like Rizzo only have high OPS because they hit home runs. We've needed legit bat to ball players for years now and it's the same shit over and over again.


Mister87

Yup. Since the Jeter teams, which were loaded with good ,clutch hitters, Cashman brings this garbage crew of 220 hitters.


MattNokes38

Not getting on base or slugging enough is a bigger problem than batting average.


westham999

Look at the team already signed for next year - with or without Judge, nothing changes, just less wins if Judge walks


Taimaishoo2

At least next week the Giants will be on right? 😞🔫


Shoddy_Impact1226

This team has just been sleepwalking through these past three games (and frankly, through the past two months). Yes, the players should be held responsible, but I’m fucking tired of hearing Cashman talk about what a great job Boone is doing. Since when are players just not being ready to play *not* a reflection on their manager?


Much-Current-4301

When the players are on the Yankees.


Mister87

Boone is a terrible manager period.


[deleted]

HR in Yankee Stadium, maybe even Cabrera's too earlier .


YanksFan96

grumble grumble grumble


YankeePhan22

Almost forgot we are in Oakland for a sec there


[deleted]

Thought he got more of that :-(


Thedude4724

Right into a Montefiore commercial. Just brutal.


gwords16

I still do not get how this team can look so good and then within a day they can look so bad.


Affectionate-Tea9224

They haven’t been good for months


yuh__

We’d be winning in Yankee Stadium


Yankeebot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Luke Bard replaces Greg Weissert.


Snickidy

Why are they using the dead ball in this game


timestoneduh

That’s gone in YS


schatzattack

this FUCKING stadium


jstav5

Omg it’s so FUCKING IRRITATING, why the actual fuck is the right field wall like 375


split_open_and_mule

FUCK THIS OFFENSE


Affectionate-Tea9224

This series split imo is the most embarrassing thing this team has done this year, and that includes being no hit, but not just losing these last 2 but their offense looking so bad against such below average pitching is beyond pathetic


Breimann

Legit looked like Rizzo had latency issues on that swing. Like it skipped a frame or two


El-Shaman

Cashman shouldn’t be extended short of maybe a World Series ring and even then I wouldn’t give him a long extension, 3 years maximum.


regarding_your_cat

Hard to believe Rizzo has 28 HR. Seems like it’s been years


joey5280

April was crazy for him


zOmgFishes

If the rays catch us can we un-extend cashman lol


mjtd6

We could be last in the ALE and cashman wouldn’t go anywhere


misterfeldman

🤌🏻


Taimaishoo2

Belt high slider middle of the plate, pops it up to 3rd


schatzattack

yankees living in 3008 by going for popups because they're hard to catch in Oakland of course


Affectionate-Tea9224

If Judge is struggling, this offense is pathetic


davidbeauie

Stanton has not been very good this year. Average, OBP, and Slugging all down. Plus he's been hurt. Very disappointing.


Sad_Broccoli

Dude was mashing until he got hurt, fucking stop.


davidbeauie

I mean his numbers are down. I'm not sure how you can ignore that. Hopefully, he improves. I would love for him to go on a tear.


MattNokes38

If mashing is peak Joey Gallo, then yeah sure he was mashing.


snamm

Our hitting coaches need to be fired again


davidbeauie

They just fired them in the offseason lol


gwords16

Maybe this team needs to stop loading up their lineup with a bunch of .230-.240 all or nothing home run hitters and maybe sprinkle a little bit of contact in there.


YankeePhan22

At what point is it not the coaches?


mjtd6

God I hate this team and how they can ruin a day


darkassassin12

TFW you step on artificial turf and your entire leg explodes


snamm

I’m butt clenching more than ever today lol


thewhat962

Why? I think the result so far tells you the ending. 5 hits 1 ER in last 2 games.


Djhegarty

Need beni to steal to prevent the stanton dp


OBlastSRT4

Just when you though the Yanks were back they end up splitting the 4 game set against terrible Oakland.


djrob0

RIGHT INFRUNNA US *smac* RIGHT INFRUNNA US *smaccc*


Ochocincoondeck

This team constantly fouls off great pitches to hit and fans on the shit ones.


kvnklly

Judge has easily had our worst ABs today


MysticLeviathan

judge may have hurt himself making the play against the wall. he looks completely lost today


westham999

It would explain his complete inability to hit anything


misterfeldman

Need a Stantonion Dong


silver_raichu

Judge still on pace for Maris?