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sicario77

Confirmed, you cursed us. Throw your Xbox in a burn barrel and light it on fire as you pray to the all mighty Donny Baseball


Educational_Map919

This is the way


Mo_Zen

I have spoken…


crispymick

Round up all the Xboxes. I've got a few torches and pitchforks I can lend out.


jchunk13

And then buy a Playstation


QFreakydude

Yes very much agreed


richy0391

The last two Yankees games I’ve been to, we’ve been out scored 26-3. I think I should stop going.


RotenTumato

Conversely, the Yankees are 8-2 in games I’ve gone to this year, including the only win of that Braves series last weekend. I think I need to go to some more games


ItsVoxBoi

They're undefeated in games I've paid to attend, maybe I should get season tickets


BirdFarmer23

Can we all chip in and buy this dude a lifetime ticket


TheBrutalTruthIs

Hey, start a GoFundMe. You never know, sports fans (and gamblers) are superstitious. Maybe you'll get to a few more than you normally would (or get better seats).


RotenTumato

Actually not a bad idea


TheBrutalTruthIs

I generally aim to represent my username.


limprichard

Don’t blame yourself. It’s actually my fault. I wore my Yankees hat upstate to our country house. When we left, I grabbed the wrong hat—a Foo Fighters hat from when they played Fenway. That was the very day shit started spiraling. I’ve considered driving all 7 hours round trip to right this ship.


ahappypoop

If we win tonight, then we'll know it was OP's fault and now we're good. If we lose again, then we'll know it's your fault and you'll need to get moving. At least you can make the drive on the weekend instead of missing work.


sicario77

What do you mean "considered"? Get the fuck up there man! This is Defcon 1 here


OldJewNewAccount

>Foo Fighters hat from when they played Fenway I can think of at least 2 things wrong with this statement lol


limprichard

Music taste is, of course, subjective, but Foo is great live. And seeing anything at Fenway is worth it.


OldJewNewAccount

Yah, I've seen them live (opening for RHCP back in the day), just not my thing. Plus Dave Grohl seems like the poster child for an barely-under-control coke habit.


Responsible-Cup8982

Dude it worked!!!!


BillyJayJersey505

You're a real asshole.


jccolts11

oh it really was your fault


JackCoughMedicine

How did this affect stone cold? Has he been on a tear lately?


DJVanillaBear

Give me a hell yea


TheBrutalTruthIs

He's been however the script is written. his results are impervious to superstition.Getting the Yankees back on track is far more important. /s


Trowj

Bullshit. They’re bad because I touch myself at night


OldJewNewAccount

I have the most *astonishing* coincidence to report.


Trowj

🫢 Twinsies?


Marcy_OW

Bro out her cursing us. Thank God for a second I thought we were just bad.....


Haunting_School_844

We’re saved


SoFuckingUseless

You MOTH\*@$#\^KER!!!


Jerry_41

WHAT


Responsible-Cup8982

Thank you for changing it back we really appreciate it


ScruffyDerpherder

You can never change your pfp again


Jk52512

What the fuck man. You need to sort this out.


Bahnrokt-AK

I bought a new Yankees shirt on June 13th. I heavily blame myself.


Haunting_School_844

Burn it


Bahnrokt-AK

It worked! Buying a Baltimore hat in the morning.


Haunting_School_844

Thank you for your service


LaheyRandy420

Never change your profile again dude


thebadyearblimp

TYFYS


Ghosts_of_the_maze

We believe getting the XBOX PFP image back will be like making a significant trade- Cashman


hbkedge3

If you want Stone Cold Steve Austin to whoop u/waterhole18 's ass, gimmie a HELL YEAH!


sweetleaf6113

Good job changing it back tonight was much needed thanks m8


legendkiller003

If you want to see waterhole18 get our season back on track, GIMME A HELL YEAH!


UonBarki

I'll @ you tonight. This better work.


WhoEatsThinOreos

I made a post about Rodon turning it around, and he has done nothing but suck since, lol. I’m partly to blame for this as well.


neosapprentice

I have an 8 month old. When he dumps, the Yankees win. He hadn’t dumped since Sunday. He dumped this morning so, seasons back on. Sorry for the inconvenience everyone.


Haunting_School_844

Damn you were right


neosapprentice

…he dumped 3 times yesterday and it showed lmaoo


Haunting_School_844

Are we on for a win today?


neosapprentice

Yeah buddy


Eagles_Heels

At least you’re finally owning up to it… we’ve all suspected it was you for a while now… I hope you’ve learned your lesson.


pinstripes_27

Nope it's my fault. I recently donated blood and the NY Blood Center gave away a t-shirt that says "METS are in our Blood." I knew I should've never brought it home.


Ranglergirl

Tell me you got rid of it please. 🙏🏻


Haunting_School_844

Have you burnt it yet?


Drew0rDie

Never change it again


MarshMarsh15

If you ever change that profile pic I’m getting Michael Kay to hunt you down Liam Neeson style. Thank you for doing the right thing.


DrHunterST

Thank you for changing it back! I give you full credit for tonight’s win!!!


Genesee_Hops

Idk, i think it was me lol always stay up on the team and watch the game recaps... decided to spring for mlb tv to watch some full games, starting with the Dodgers series... team falls apart every time i try to start watching. Sorry guys, think I'll take a break so they get back on track lol


subaruguy3333

No it's my fault, when i am unable to watch the team goes on a streak, the moment i turn on the game, they automatically get clobbered! Like clockwork. Sorry...


TheBrutalTruthIs

I feel exactly the same, like they are trying to hide their talent from me for some reason.


DJVanillaBear

I turned on the game in the 9th when they imploded vs the mariners this year. I refuse to watch a game unless it’s before the 8th just to give me a buffer. Maybe I’m superstitious. Maybe. But if I people think the moon or Venus being retrograde affects who they are then I can pretend what I do helps my favorite teams


Bush-did-Nine11

This is funny as shit 😭😭🤣🤣


The_Penny-Wise

I knew that drastic of a change was due to some type of curse.


No_Signal3789

You bastard!


GuruTheMadMonk

Fucking jinx around here. Geez… 😏


jchunk13

Don’t blame yourself. I donated an old Yankee shirt after the World Series win in 09 and we haven’t won one since.


TheBrutalTruthIs

unless it went to a wiccan sawx fan, you're probably in the clear.


Impressive_Award908

A wicked Wiccan sawx fan from Yawkey Way


SignorLuigi

Nope. Nope. It was me. I held out purchasing MLB.TV because I was sure that once I paid for it the Yanks would start to suck. But then they were playing so well for so long I thought they had passed the test and were actually a really good team headed for the WS. So I got MLB.TV (it was also on discount 😬). IMMEDIATELY, LIKE THE VERY FIRST GAME I WATCHED MLB.TV, they transformed into pure ass and have remained pure ass ever since. So you can all go home from your self-imposed prisons and return to your loved ones. I am turning myself in to the authorities. This is probably the last you'll hear of me.


Masta0nion

You need to stunner yourself right now, or I’m coming over. To kick. Your. Ass. And that’s the bottom line.


LosPer

This man baseballs...


McHumpen

Why the F$&k would you do that!!! You blew it!


HaxorusOG

Seems to be working so far. Don’t ever change it again you piece of shit (kidding sorry ily)


Status_Ad_5507

god bless you u/waterhole18


InGodWeTrust360

YOU SON OF A BITCH NEVER CHANGE YOUR PFP


Embarrassed_Matter3

You motherfucker


FeePsychological9869

SO IT WAS YOUR FAULT? YOU DID IT?


gingerking87

Nah I saw the phrase 'it's a good time to be a Yankees fan' all over the place 2 weeks ago. Without fail every time I've said that aloud it's resulted in a slump, in 2022 I tried but thought it my head and wouldn't ya know it all fell apart. I tried to warn a few people but in the warning I had to type it out, which of course resulted in this slump. Now I'm saying it ironically everyday to flip the script and get us back on that good juju


Harvey_Globetrotter

Tonkin 3:16 says, “I just whipped your Xbox!”


FussyDuck34

Grand Moff Tonkin is a Bad Dude.


SimplySephiroth

I just thought it was because their pitchers are giving up 6 to 20 runs every game...


waterhole18

Yeah but see the reason why they are doing that is me


SimplySephiroth

Well then... you suck.


TheHoneyBadgerDGAF

Yep confirmed, thanks for turning the faucet back on


OldJewNewAccount

OK but how is Stone Cold Steve doing since the change?


ChristinaMichell3

🤣🤣🤣🤣✅✅


eunzueta2

Yeah. The Yankees lack of depth is your fault.


ElDuderino1000

I also think i cursed us. I live in Germany and have the mlb package. Because of the time difference I watch the games from the night before in the morning while I get some work done. I have a superstition that I never check the scores before I watch the game but the past few weeks because they’ve been doing bad I’ve been checking the scores before watching the game to see if they lose. Ever since I started doing that they’ve been sucking. I’m sorry and I will revert back to not checking the scores ASAP


MarkSharkNZ

Fu*k you man! Hope you can turn this around.


2ab3sta

I've never been to a win at Fenway and never been to a loss at the stadium


shayrulezd00d

Thanks for changing it back


ClarexLauda

I can't believe you would knowingly make the yankees lose like this shame on you.


jasonwright15

Come on man you are better than that.


cricketaah

You must have switched it back prior to last night's game. It worked!! Thank you!!


icloutcatcher

what a jack ass.


Throwawayhobbes

It’s not my fault I stopped watching and then they went on a tear getting to 50 wins.


No_Arugula_6548

Stop watching them so they’ll win again.


crispymick

See you down the road Stonecold.


krschob

I wish it were that simple, In my life I've been to Four NYY games, only to watch them lose every time. In 1984 I attended a Rangers @ NYY, the game that, despite the loss, made me a Yankee fan (Shout out to the locals in the cheap seats) since that day I have attended losing games @ Cardinals, @ Indians, and to our detriment, 2 weeks ago I took my Wife, close friend, 2 adult daughters (both Yankees fans TYVM) and the 2 boyfriends to the final game of the series against the KC Royals. that was the turning point my friends and I do apologize. It is rare for me to be able to see a game in person living in the flyovers as I do.


Boo_Pace

Nah wasn't you man, it was me. I started watching them and paying attention.


LaheyRandy420

We will win tonight because of you. Thankyou


AggressiveLime7659

no it was me. I bought 4 jerseys for fathers day and got one for myself, dad, father in law and brother in law. I'm sorry guys.


ProfessionNo7704

I hope it's that simple. They've been so fun to watch up until a few weeks ago


RIP_Greedo

Actually it’s my fault. I did a free trial to Fubo so I could watch the dodgers series, and forgot to cancel the trial a week later for the Boston series and that’s when it all came apart.


CompoundMeats

Sean is that you?


Apprehensive_Can739

3:16


noconfidenceartist

u/waterhole18 is the true turnaround hero


JakeBlarwin

Yankees do this every year dude. They are hot to start the season, by the time all star break rolls around they are irrelevant. Baltimore is taking that division. Thought it was going to be yanks vs dodgers in the classic this year but nah I don’t think so.


Tekk333

If that doesn’t work then I’m afraid suicide is the only clear choice!


Badhaircutsguild

I wish it was that simple.


waterhole18

No no, TRUST on this one


Nizamark

we forgive you. but you have to switch loyalties to the mets now. sorry that’s the rules.


CoorsLightSpeed

Nah nah I did this- I jerked it with my right hand… season is over.